SPT: Should Have Posted It Today (285 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.37 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (View user info) at 2007-11-01 17:28:52 EDT
In east Massachusetts, born and raised
On the corner is where she spent most of her nights
Turning those tricks while trying to be cool, and always sleeping with the football team right after
school
When a couple of John's, they were up to no good, planned a backdoor sneak attack in her neighborhood
She got a little tiny rip and caught teh aids and said "I gott clean my ass and then I'm moving to Bel-Air"
She whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the taxi cab driver said "Bitch, git outta here"
If anything she could tell that this guy was queer, but she thought "nah forget it, yo Fat Tony to Bel-Air"
She, pulled, up to a house at 2 or 3 and said to Fat Tony "Yo Messican, take a shower"
Looked at her pimp, who was on the porch, at the seat of her brothel, as the Madam of Bel-Air
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-01 19:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you were a cartoon character, your name would be Wyle E. Coli.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-01 19:10:25 EDT (#)
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This post will set records.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-01 18:35:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-11-01 18:27:04 EDT (#)
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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Plural: 'Haiku.'
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-11-01 18:33:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-11-01 18:27:04 EDT (#)
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-01 17:54:24 EDT (#)
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should have never posted it
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-01 17:38:13 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-11-01 17:33:16 EDT (#)
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I'll post another chapter of my book in a few days. It starts getting better and better.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-01 17:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awful
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-11-01 17:29:59 EDT (#)
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I <3 b00bs!