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Submitted by HurtByTheSun: Kiss Kiss Bitches (View user info) at 2007-11-02 05:37:54 EDT
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Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:45:26 EDT (#)
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Oddly appropriate...
That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:26:20 EDT (#)
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i liked this movie.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-03 20:50:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-11-03 03:23:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:00:15 EDT (#)
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Why is this #1 on Most Heated???
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:26:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:57:36 EDT (#)
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Your best work to date.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:21:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:35:02 EDT (#)
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Hey dorkfaces! Didn't you guys hear we're all going on gabbly to be cool?!
http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:00:15 EDT (#)
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Why is this #1 on Most Heated???
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:47:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95104 <-------- A fucking gem in the sico vault.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:27:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:21:53 GMT (#)
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Did you know that there is more blood spilled in that sequence than is contained in like 500 men? True story.
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Is that off imdb or some shit? I'm a hopeless nerd and love that sort of crap!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:21:53 EDT (#)
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Did you know that there is more blood spilled in that sequence than is contained in like 500 men? True story.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:56:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:54:28 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:25:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-02 15:14:51 GMT (#)
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that movie is the reason i dont follow log trucks
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I really hope that's a joke.
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of course it is, but its definately the first thing i think of when i see one
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Thank fuck. And yeah, so do I, only it happens less often in Glasgow city centre.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:54:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:25:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-02 15:14:51 GMT (#)
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that movie is the reason i dont follow log trucks
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I really hope that's a joke.
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of course it is, but its definately the first thing i think of when i see one
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:53:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:46:20 EDT (#)
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oh incidentally, I got a new gold plated stanley knife last valentines day
Well that's a gift just filled with love. (Teeny bit jealous. I guess I like my drill saw. Whatever.)
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:46:20 EDT (#)
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oh incidentally, I got a new gold plated stanley knife last valentines day
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:42:51 EDT (#)
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Ratty:
http://mocoloco.com/archives/bdlove_bench_mar_04.jpg
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:40:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:37:27 EDT (#)
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So where the fuck is my love bench then??
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Em took it home to try it out for you.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:37:27 EDT (#)
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So where the fuck is my love bench then??
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:52:17 EDT (#)
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Wonderfully preposterous.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:48:30 EDT (#)
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Gotta love death.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:25:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-02 15:14:51 GMT (#)
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that movie is the reason i dont follow log trucks
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I really hope that's a joke.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:14:51 EDT (#)
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that movie is the reason i dont follow log trucks
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:04:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:59:53 EDT (#)
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i have no dirty little secrets.
cunt.
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LIE! We all do. We all do.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:03:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:32:35 EDT (#)
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I got fuck all :(
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At least it was fuck all and not fucking nothing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:38:14 EDT (#)
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Valentines day is the biggest waste of money known to man, oh apart from hurtys mum.
It's the biggest waste all around. Before even Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, and birthdays.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:02:03 EDT (#)
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thats my pet name :)
im so gonna get me a pair of her panties
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:59:53 EDT (#)
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i have no dirty little secrets.
cunt.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:58:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:57:43 EDT (#)
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well email from your worplace dickweed, i will tell you all Katys dirty little secrets
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:55:51 EDT (#)
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i like the bit of flying organ.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:54:49 EDT (#)
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and thats a valid point Em. For some reason I spend most of my time on some soul destroying website though and dont have the time to email anyone. Christ i'm working here man.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:52:08 EDT (#)
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im joking it is me! i have just gone mental!
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That would imply some semblance of Normality to begin with.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:53:22 EDT (#)
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Drogo if you could ever be bothered to email me we would sort it out
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:52:08 EDT (#)
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im joking it is me! i have just gone mental!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:51:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:49:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:48:04 GMT (#)
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I think your bigger than me so you may get to rape me, oh the possibilities.
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You've gone badly wrong
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*Shakes head in disbelief at what he just read*
Em when you are done with your 'Meetings' let me know and I may pop up. Till then I'm running scared.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:50:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:50:23 GMT (#)
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you do know this isn't EI right? I have hijacked his account.
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Wait... What?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:50:23 EDT (#)
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you do know this isn't EI right? I have hijacked his account.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:49:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:48:04 GMT (#)
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I think your bigger than me so you may get to rape me, oh the possibilities.
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You've gone badly wrong.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:48:04 EDT (#)
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I think your bigger than me so you may get to rape me, oh the possibilities.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:47:24 EDT (#)
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Rabbit fur and rape. Hmmm...
Ok... You all have a good weekend now.
Hope you feel better soon Hurty.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:45:11 EDT (#)
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im thinkng about raping drogo when I meet him
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Yep Thats going to get me driving up to Bristol sometime soon buddy!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:46:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:43:58 GMT (#)
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hey hurty look at drogo playing it cool with the ladies, I reallly dont believe he has a girlfriend.
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Just a piece of rabbit fur that he rubs on his dick every night.
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I do I do I dooooooooooo i tells ya!
At least I fucking well hope so, otherwise I am spending a shit load of money on girly things a month, which would make me question my.....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:45:11 EDT (#)
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im thinkng about raping drogo when I meet him
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:43:58 GMT (#)
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hey hurty look at drogo playing it cool with the ladies, I reallly dont believe he has a girlfriend.
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Just a piece of rabbit fur that he rubs on his dick every night.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:43:58 EDT (#)
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hey hurty look at drogo playing it cool with the ladies, I reallly dont believe he has a girlfriend.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:40:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:37:47 EDT (#)
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Drogo - it is too late, I have moved on. Quit with the hints.
Hehe
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What?
*looks around*
did someone say something?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:39:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:38:14 GMT (#)
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Valentines day is the biggest waste of money known to man, oh apart from hurtys mum.
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So basically you're speaking from experiece that she's a crap lay? It's ok, I taught her some new moves.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:39:06 EDT (#)
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Oh really Em. Why did I come back on here..?!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:38:14 EDT (#)
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Valentines day is the biggest waste of money known to man, oh apart from hurtys mum.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:37:47 EDT (#)
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Drogo - it is too late, I have moved on. Quit with the hints.
Hehe
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:36:35 EDT (#)
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I cant remember what happened last Valentines day.
To be quite honest its actually been a bloody long time since I was coupled during tat time anyway
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:34:35 EDT (#)
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hmm last valentines day, oh I was in Australia,Melbourne I think. Meh hahahahahahaha
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:33:33 EDT (#)
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Hurty you are lucky - I didn't even get fuck all.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:01:11 GMT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:06:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:01:31 EDT (#)
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BWAAAAAAAA
Berty, what is going on in the dark recesses of your dirty mind
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Bring by a flashlight, a bucket of ice, some of that american cheese in an aerosol can and some sexy underwear and you may find out
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jesus, you English are tame! I'd recommend bringing vice grips, a tow rope, sandpaper and a hammer drill!!
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Funny, that's exactly what I got last Valentines Day.
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I got fuck all :(
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:01:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:06:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:01:31 EDT (#)
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BWAAAAAAAA
Berty, what is going on in the dark recesses of your dirty mind
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Bring by a flashlight, a bucket of ice, some of that american cheese in an aerosol can and some sexy underwear and you may find out
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jesus, you English are tame! I'd recommend bringing vice grips, a tow rope, sandpaper and a hammer drill!!
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Funny, that's exactly what I got last Valentines Day.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:46:50 EDT (#)
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It is no wonder that British television comedies generally dwarf anything that attempts to call itself funny in the States. ALL y'all goddam funny over there.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:35:27 GMT (#)
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they using toothpaste instead of icing
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Aquafresh or Colgate?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:35:27 EDT (#)
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they using toothpaste instead of icing
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:34:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:33:42 GMT (#)
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If i wanted to hear retarded accent evenmore often I would move to Brum. Hurty I would quite liek some greggs tokens actually, they do a mean belgian bun.
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Why is it so mean? I mean Belgium is fucking boring and all, but that's no reason to be hostile surely?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:33:42 EDT (#)
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If i wanted to hear retarded accent evenmore often I would move to Brum. Hurty I would quite liek some greggs tokens actually, they do a mean belgian bun.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:32:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:32:32 EDT (#)
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Y'all should move to Birmingham. It's the only civilised place left in the country.
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*Sniggers*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:32:32 EDT (#)
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Y'all should move to Birmingham. It's the only civilised place left in the country.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:31:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:30:31 GMT (#)
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Oh yes southeners are wimps, I forget. I am rich enough to own a tank however and could blow the crap out of his anus with one blow.
So to speak.
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You mentioned blowing and anuses far too many times there mate. Don't forget that I know where you work and therefore am confident in saying that you get paid in Greggs tokens.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:30:31 EDT (#)
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Oh yes southeners are wimps, I forget. I am rich enough to own a tank however and could blow the crap out of his anus with one blow.
So to speak.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:29:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:27:27 EDT (#)
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At least you jammy cunts aren't stuck in fucking Gloucester, where speaking like a farmer and having an ASBO are de rigueur.
Having more than one GCSE (Scottish equivalent-standard grade) marks me out as dangerously intellectual. I try to keep the fact that I have a degree quiet in case they try and re-enact the final scence from any Frankenstein movie, the one with the flaming brands and pitchforks.
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Pah Gloucester! Christ try Devon my good man.
anyway try to remember ttom that they are as mystified by you as you are of them. Show no fear.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:29:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:28:09 GMT (#)
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im very very near glos as well you know TTOM so behave
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At the end of the day mate, you're a fucking southerner. While TTOM is a hopeless nerd, he's Scottish and could definitely kick the shit out of you whilst having sex with your willing mother and drinking Laphroaig.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:28:59 EDT (#)
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I couldn't hook up with Orphy, Skrapp. I can imagine it now, we'd be out on a date and she would randomly whisper into my ear that she wants to see me punch a man in the face. Then she'd point at some weird looking motherfucker in a baseball cap who keeps moving his head from side to side in some sort of insane, rhythemless tick. I'd refuse and then she'd start gobbing off at him. The guy starts shouting at me. Passing pedestrians suddenly cross the street. 4 of the throwbacks mates appear from nowhere and close in around me.
Then hospital, a doctor telling me my chances of regaining vision in my left eye are quite good and Orphy telling me she's hooked up with some sales rep from Coventry and that 'by the way' I'll need to buy a new CD player when I get out.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:28:09 EDT (#)
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im very very near glos as well you know TTOM so behave
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:27:44 EDT (#)
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My sister lived in Lozelles for a while. She and her flatmate kindly helped some guys push their broken down car. Of course it was being stolen. Not that my sis knew. Walking down the street at Lozelles, I was the minority. Sobering experience.
I hate Notts. It is full of drunken clones in Ben Sherman and Topshop.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:27:27 EDT (#)
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At least you jammy cunts aren't stuck in fucking Gloucester, where speaking like a farmer and having an ASBO are de rigueur.
Having more than one GCSE (Scottish equivalent-standard grade) marks me out as dangerously intellectual. I try to keep the fact that I have a degree quiet in case they try and re-enact the final scence from any Frankenstein movie, the one with the flaming brands and pitchforks.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:26:44 EDT (#)
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you want shlongy as a father figure, think id rather have Cookie lass, at least she has more hair on her chest.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:25:47 EDT (#)
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who am i kidding, shlongy would take me down with a headbutt to the kneecaps.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:25:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:24:48 GMT (#)
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excuse me are you busy licking shlongys arse hurty?
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No. He's like the father I never had though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:24:48 EDT (#)
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excuse me are you busy licking shlongys arse hurty?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:24:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:23:20 EDT (#)
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I think i may have to change my persona, i think im the new shlongy. but with a smaller nose and more hair.
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I bet he would beat you in Nasal hair though young whiper snapper.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:23:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:23:20 GMT (#)
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I think i may have to change my persona, i think im the new shlongy. but with a smaller nose and more hair.
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And less female attention.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:23:20 EDT (#)
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I think i may have to change my persona, i think im the new shlongy. but with a smaller nose and more hair.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:22:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:18:24 EDT (#)
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Berty - assuming you are from Birmingham, I have one word for you. Lozelles.
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I am in Lozelles right now and it really isn't that bad. You can get chicken meat and chips in a tray there for £1.50!
Yeah the place is full of weird characters but so was that bar in Cheers. Nottingham was just full of drunk people which... well... er... okay I guess is a little bit like Cheers but if Cheers was set in Lozelles then Sam Malone would have been black and maybe, just maybe, that means something!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:21:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:20:39 EDT (#)
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I am not trying to 'hook up' with anyone!!!
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And on that bombshell the post dies!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:21:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:18:00 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:14:16 EDT (#)
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Are you gays i mean guys , no I mean gays still not shutting up?
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Sit down and watch. Can't you see Berty and Orphelia are trying to hook up? It's like a soap opera wherein nobody actually uses soap.
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*Passes popcorn*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:20:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:18:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:14:16 EDT (#)
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Are you gays i mean guys , no I mean gays still not shutting up?
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Sit down and watch. Can't you see Berty and Orphelia are trying to hook up? It's like a soap opera wherein nobody actually uses soap.
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Who uses soap? Bodies are self cleansing eventually. So I've heard anyway.
Sico- We did invite you but you didnt reply so we started without you. Now that you're here though pull up a Sander and get to work. We are making Love benches for Ratty!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:20:39 EDT (#)
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I am not trying to 'hook up' with anyone!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:19:48 EDT (#)
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Bloody hell it shouldnt take this long. I wonder who would be the giver.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:18:24 EDT (#)
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Berty - assuming you are from Birmingham, I have one word for you. Lozelles.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:18:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:14:16 EDT (#)
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Are you gays i mean guys , no I mean gays still not shutting up?
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Sit down and watch. Can't you see Berty and Orphelia are trying to hook up? It's like a soap opera wherein nobody actually uses soap.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:14:16 EDT (#)
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Are you gays i mean guys , no I mean gays still not shutting up?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:13:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:06:11 EDT (#)
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Nottingham isn't so bad. Really. Gun crime was down .03% last month. Hurrah!
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In any case it's still worryingly nearby.
How can you cope with that town? Last time I went there it was just a horde of drunk people churning in and out of theme bars. Getting out of a taxi and staring down at that horror show bearing down on me was like being in Boston in 1912, only the pavement was stickier.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:12:52 EDT (#)
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Enough with the 300 "jokes"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:10:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:06:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:01:31 EDT (#)
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BWAAAAAAAA
Berty, what is going on in the dark recesses of your dirty mind
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Bring by a flashlight, a bucket of ice, some of that american cheese in an aerosol can and some sexy underwear and you may find out
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jesus, you English are tame! I'd recommend bringing vice grips, a tow rope, sandpaper and a hammer drill!!
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Your idea of seduction is to build a bench. I do not think we are compatable.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAAAAAAAA
Berty, what is going on in the dark recesses of your dirty mind
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Bring by a flashlight, a bucket of ice, some of that american cheese in an aerosol can and some sexy underwear and you may find out
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jesus, you English are tame! I'd recommend bringing vice grips, a tow rope, sandpaper and a hammer drill!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nottingham isn't so bad. Really. Gun crime was down .03% last month. Hurrah!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't for the life of me figure out why this has a positive rating or so many reviews. I told you faggots time and time again that if you guys are going to have a tea and cock party to invite me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAAAAAAAA
Berty, what is going on in the dark recesses of your dirty mind
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Bring by a flashlight, a bucket of ice, some of that american cheese in an aerosol can and some sexy underwear and you may find out.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:00:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
oi!
shoop de whoop!
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What the fuck is up with your Shoop obsession?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oi!
shoop de whoop!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am from Notts Berty. I have a mate who hails from Billaricy. He says I remind him of home. Perhaps I can be an honourary Essex girl. I have the glitzy silver handbag - and matching shoes.
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Notts? You mean Nottingham?
*recoils in terror*
I retract everything I ever said which you didn't like.
*runs off to buy bulletproof body armour*
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's only really good with women who have had at least 2 children Tec.
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BWAAAAAAAA
Berty, what is going on in the dark recesses of your dirty mind
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am from Notts Berty. I have a mate who hails from Billaricy. He says I remind him of home. Perhaps I can be an honourary Essex girl. I have the glitzy silver handbag - and matching shoes.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:54:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok drogo, I am over you already. hehe. Fickle youth.
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See thats better. I have been waiting for you to get 'Over' me!
If its implied in a different manner of course then I am very hurt. You women swap and change so freely without thinking of the mans delicate feelings and how long we will mourn the loss of a relatio..... oh look boobies *drool*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Otherwise you can't lick enough of it all off your hand.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's only really good with women who have had at least 2 children Tec.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joking aside Orphy, where are you from?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok drogo, I am over you already. hehe. Fickle youth.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty,
How could you... I took one glimpse of that classy understated handbag, and BANG! fainted and hit the floor. The fact that I was holding a open 5 gallon can of Dulux red gloss paint, means that I have ruined my cream shag pile carpet, And its your fault!!
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Heh heh, "red, creamy, shag"
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you haven't lived till you've had one of those
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:40:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Techno: http://www.bryanboy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/17/031807_lv.jpg
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Hurty,
How could you... I took one glimpse of that classy understated handbag, and BANG! fainted and hit the floor. The fact that I was holding a open 5 gallon can of Dulux red gloss paint, means that I have ruined my cream shag pile carpet, And its your fault!!
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Howay now. You told me that you spilt wine on that! Not my fault!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty,
How could you... I took one glimpse of that classy understated handbag, and BANG! fainted and hit the floor. The fact that I was holding a open 5 gallon can of Dulux red gloss paint, means that I have ruined my cream shag pile carpet, And its your fault!!
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Heh heh, "red, creamy, shag"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It does exist Orphy. Why, you need only drive through Essex with the window down (but the doors locked of course) to hear the exclamations of "yeaah, I like Dan! He's got them big chins that wobble when he stuffs me innit!".
Not that there's anything wrong with Essex girls of course. Why, there is no telling what crimes frustrated servicemen would perpetrate on middle england without their grinning release round the back of the chip shop.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo your racial handicap automatically classifies you as a degenerate. To escape that pigeonhole would require you not having a girlfriend who sucks lollipops whilst you urinate in her bumhole. Perhaps you could seek employment with Radio 4 to raise your credibility.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Techno: http://www.bryanboy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/17/031807_lv.jpg
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Hurty,
How could you... I took one glimpse of that classy understated handbag, and BANG! fainted and hit the floor. The fact that I was holding a open 5 gallon can of Dulux red gloss paint, means that I have ruined my cream shag pile carpet, And its your fault!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hang on am I to understand that you conside rme to be jowly Orphelia? I'm not jowly i just have my winter warmth on this time of year.
Weddings are mucho expensive most of the time. but dont really need to be. Close friends and family. Registry office thing. Slap up grub and booze.
then shooting off to spend the money you saved on not doing the Big wedding thing on a wild and carefree honey moon before comming home and giving up sex for the rest of your life.
Bargain deal if you ask me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Topshop, Ratty. (Hey girl)
Berty - by jowly men, I was implying I like them somewhat meaty and old. If this word doesn't exist, it should.
Drogo - I am not married. Apparently weddings are too expensive.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Techno: http://www.bryanboy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/17/031807_lv.jpg
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not an Essex girl!!! Why would you assume that?
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It is a matter of public record that you prefer 'jowly' men, a statement so bewildering that only an essex girl could have come up with it, and now you covet the attentions of that hapless abuser Drogo that demonstrates the masochistic streak peculiar to the Essex breed.
I have never seen your handbag but I have no doubt that if you were to spin it in a busy high street it'd spell death for all epileptics in visual range
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Now.... I want one of those fuckin' handbags, where do buy them?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey when did I become a DEGENERATE?
I'm a nice guy I'll have you know.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo has a real girlfriend??
*heart slowly breaks*
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Yeah but you are married sweet Orphelia.
*Heart broken for longer*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not an Essex girl!!! Why would you assume that?
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It is a matter of public record that you prefer 'jowly' men, a statement so bewildering that only an essex girl could have come up with it, and now you covet the attentions of that hapless abuser Drogo that demonstrates the masochistic streak peculiar to the Essex breed.
I have never seen your handbag but I have no doubt that if you were to spin it in a busy high street it'd spell death for all epileptics in visual range.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Morning..... pubic hair, chips in the post, xTube (does this exist), think I need a drink.....
shit, my face is on fire again!
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Damn woman, that ain't where you're meant to apply the lysol.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not an Essex girl!!! Why would you assume that?
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Morning..... pubic hair, chips in the post, xTube (does this exist), think I need a drink.....
shit, my face is on fire again!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:19:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
The man's a degenerate pig Orphy. If you were to spend an evening at your parents house he would demand sex in the bathroom and grunt loudly so they heard and would know "the score".
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It's true. That's how they found out about EI.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno though, you're an essex girl. Perhaps that sort of thing is the spice of life for you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The man's a degenerate pig Orphy. If you were to spend an evening at your parents house he would demand sex in the bathroom and grunt loudly so they heard and would know "the score".
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo has a real girlfriend??
*heart slowly breaks*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Legends rarely do age hurty!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:02:17 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Their relationship was only ever in serious jepordy when she got one of those Mr. T voicebox thingies and insisted on pressing the "Quit your jibber-jabber!" button non-stop for 30 consecutive hours. If nothing else the incident was testimony to the longevity of lithium batteries, if not for the lengths Drogo will go to to get his dick wet.
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Those things were cool.
i like the snickers advert thats on recently too. Good to see Mr T in work again!
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YOU AIN'T HURT! Does the man never age?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:01:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so glad that i dont need £10 that desperately.
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I've posted some stupid shit in my time. Most notably an envelope marked "Starving Niggers, Africa" filled with cold chips after a drunken night out in Newcastle.
I'd have hated to be the posty on Monday morning.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:02:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Their relationship was only ever in serious jepordy when she got one of those Mr. T voicebox thingies and insisted on pressing the "Quit your jibber-jabber!" button non-stop for 30 consecutive hours. If nothing else the incident was testimony to the longevity of lithium batteries, if not for the lengths Drogo will go to to get his dick wet.
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Those things were cool.
i like the snickers advert thats on recently too. Good to see Mr T in work again!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:57:57 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:56:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:55:58 GMT (#)
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I can see your point there Hurty.
Makes you wonder what type of human they came from. Also makes you wonder what it takes to become a Hair Donor, and whether there is money to be made in it.
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I wouldn't make much, balding cunt that I am
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Do you reckon you could just shave some off and post it to a company asking to become a donor?
or would that result in some criminal charges?
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If you try that I will send you £10. Not a joke.
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I'm so glad that i dont need £10 that desperately.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Their relationship was only ever in serious jepordy when she got one of those Mr. T voicebox thingies and insisted on pressing the "Quit your jibber-jabber!" button non-stop for 30 consecutive hours. If nothing else the incident was testimony to the longevity of lithium batteries, if not for the lengths Drogo will go to to get his dick wet.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know for a fact that Drogo's girlfriend suffered from serious deafness growing up, resulting in stunted development.
It's a good deal 'cause it means that Drogo's debilitating paranoia over women cheating on him is appeased by the fact that only a total degenerate would hit on a girl with the mind of a child and his girlfriend has a suger daddy who appeases her tantrums to buy any blue confectionary that catches her eye.
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Keep it down she can still read! She will get angry and we all know what happens when the learningly challenged get angry!
Damn it i wont get a slobber on tonight now.
*shakes fist in northerly direction towards Berty*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:59:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:57:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:56:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:55:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can see your point there Hurty.
Makes you wonder what type of human they came from. Also makes you wonder what it takes to become a Hair Donor, and whether there is money to be made in it.
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I wouldn't make much, balding cunt that I am
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Do you reckon you could just shave some off and post it to a company asking to become a donor?
or would that result in some criminal charges?
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If you try that I will send you £10. Not a joke.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know for a fact that Drogo's girlfriend suffered from serious deafness growing up, resulting in stunted development.
It's a good deal 'cause it means that Drogo's debilitating paranoia over women cheating on him is appeased by the fact that only a total degenerate would hit on a girl with the mind of a child and his girlfriend has a suger daddy who appeases her tantrums to buy any blue confectionary that catches her eye.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:57:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:56:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:55:58 GMT (#)
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I can see your point there Hurty.
Makes you wonder what type of human they came from. Also makes you wonder what it takes to become a Hair Donor, and whether there is money to be made in it.
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I wouldn't make much, balding cunt that I am
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Do you reckon you could just shave some off and post it to a company asking to become a donor?
or would that result in some criminal charges?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:55:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can see your point there Hurty.
Makes you wonder what type of human they came from. Also makes you wonder what it takes to become a Hair Donor, and whether there is money to be made in it.
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I wouldn't make much, balding cunt that I am.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can see your point there Hurty.
Makes you wonder what type of human they came from. Also makes you wonder what it takes to become a Hair Donor, and whether there is money to be made in it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:54:17 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:52:38 EDT (#)
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have you got a real gf too or do you really really have an inflatible one
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I have a real one too. I just dont like to tell people as they will think I'm straight or something, and that is so Uncool these days.
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KISS FOR THE EMO GIRLS!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:54:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:52:38 EDT (#)
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have you got a real gf too or do you really really have an inflatible one
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I have a real one too. I just dont like to tell people as they will think I'm straight or something, and that is so Uncool these days.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:53:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:53:24 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:51:18 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:48:58 EDT (#)
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drogo your woman is inflatible........
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Naturally. They're the best kind. Although the blow jobs seem to be one sided.
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... he says whilst pulling bits of plastic out of his teeth.
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Not plastic my good man. The box said they were genuine human hairs.
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That's creepy on so many levels like you wouldn't believe.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:53:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:51:18 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:48:58 EDT (#)
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drogo your woman is inflatible........
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Naturally. They're the best kind. Although the blow jobs seem to be one sided.
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... he says whilst pulling bits of plastic out of his teeth.
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Not plastic my good man. The box said they were genuine human hairs.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have you got a real gf too or do you really really have an inflatible one
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:51:18 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:48:58 EDT (#)
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drogo your woman is inflatible........
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Naturally. They're the best kind. Although the blow jobs seem to be one sided.
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... he says whilst pulling bits of plastic out of his teeth.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
drogo your woman is inflatible........
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Naturally. They're the best kind. Although the blow jobs seem to be one sided.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Orphelia how dare you say im not as good looking as hugh grant!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:50:03 EDT (#)
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I would just like to clarify I never said Em was ugly only not as good looking as Hugh Grant in About A Boy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:49:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Iwanttoliveonabus (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:47:15 GMT (#)
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You admitted to your woman you go on here? I did too and she signed up!
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Jesus. I'm not sure the world is ready for uber love. Plus two for this though.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Drogo. I don't have a clue what this place is, frankly, I don't want to.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
drogo your woman is inflatible........
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:47:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:42:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:41:55 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:29:40 EDT (#)
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Don't wear 'em.
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Orphelia is wicked.
Em- You're gorgeous, I showed a pic of you to the Inflatable lady and it was all I could do to stop her from licking the screen :-)
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You admitted to your woman you go on here? I did too and she signed up!
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Yeah but I dont think she really knows what it is. Mind you does anyone?
Submitted by Iwanttoliveonabus (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You admitted to your woman you go on here? I did too and she signed up!
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Jesus. I'm not sure the world is ready for uber love. Plus two for this though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:42:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:41:55 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:29:40 EDT (#)
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Don't wear 'em.
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Orphelia is wicked.
Em- You're gorgeous, I showed a pic of you to the Inflatable lady and it was all I could do to stop her from licking the screen :-)
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You admitted to your woman you go on here? I did too and she signed up!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:29:40 EDT (#)
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Don't wear 'em.
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Orphelia is wicked.
Em- You're gorgeous, I showed a pic of you to the Inflatable lady and it was all I could do to stop her from licking the screen :-)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:35:24 EDT (#)
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im cleaning house here.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:31:37 EDT (#)
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I am going. I have caused enough trouble for one day:(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:30:31 EDT (#)
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people cant call me em if then they use em in replies in another context, people wise up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:29:40 EDT (#)
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Don't wear 'em.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:29:13 EDT (#)
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you better look in your pants then Orphelia
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:28:46 EDT (#)
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jimble jumble
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:28:27 EDT (#)
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Oh lordy.
I haven't seen any genitals, large, small or otherwise.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:28:08 EDT (#)
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I have many points to address in this message, orphelia you are in my bad books so shutit, although of course im not as rich as his character in that film aminly because my dad never wrote a poncy song, mainly because my dad cant write. As for being good looking, I dont give a poop what people think, I have great hair, thats all I know.
Hurty, I never look at cocks other than my own, I know I have the best ever and so does ya momma.
Drogo, bend over.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:25:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:24:04 GMT (#)
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No!!!
I was gonna add something about him filling his stapler.
God, you people.
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I don't believe you. In fact I think you should post his miniscule genitals on here.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:24:04 EDT (#)
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No!!!
I was gonna add something about him filling his stapler.
God, you people.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:22:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:22:01 GMT (#)
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Hurty I very much doubt that.
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Is this some kind of fucked up confession that you've seen EI's dick?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:22:01 EDT (#)
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Hurty I very much doubt that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:20:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:18:38 GMT (#)
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I wonder when Em will get back form his 'Meeting' (Translation: Trip to fridge)
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Not even a trip to the fridge. He's on xTube, looking at the 'My Cock' section and feeling insignificant.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:18:38 EDT (#)
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I wonder when Em will get back form his 'Meeting' (Translation: Trip to fridge)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:17:45 EDT (#)
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hahahahah Below.
Orphelia- Our Em is good looking I'm sure.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:17:36 EDT (#)
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Also, make that a boy for the 16 y/o.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:17:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:16:26 GMT (#)
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I imagine Em to be like the jobless Hugh Grant character in About A Boy - filling out his day with units of time.
Haircut - 2units
Perving at the 16 year old sweeping the floor - 11 units.
Well, like him. Only not so good looking. Or rich.
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Make that 100 units for the 16 y/o.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:17:00 EDT (#)
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And a bit gayer.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:16:26 EDT (#)
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I imagine Em to be like the jobless Hugh Grant character in About A Boy - filling out his day with units of time.
Haircut - 2units
Perving at the 16 year old sweeping the floor - 11 units.
Well, like him. Only not so good looking. Or rich.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:15:19 EDT (#)
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Oh hang on just have to go downstairs to see my colleague and talk about spreadsheets.
*step
*step *
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:13:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:10:25 EDT (#)
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I may of mentioned it once or twice but hell I was still at work, earning an honest living. Berty wraps his hair over his eyes and lies in a cot when he gets a sniffle.
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I love the way Em pretends to have a job, like someone would employ him. Have you noticed he even says cheerio at normal work leaving time? just to keep up the pretense.
Bless him.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:10:25 EDT (#)
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I may of mentioned it once or twice but hell I was still at work, earning an honest living. Berty wraps his hair over his eyes and lies in a cot when he gets a sniffle.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:10:17 EDT (#)
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I think we both know who I mean Em.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:09:46 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahaha Nice one.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:08:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:08:12 GMT (#)
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I hate those people like BERTY who moan about being ill and deprived of human contact, goodness its so sad. I on the otherhand just get on with things.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE LIES!
"Did I mention I'm ill?" WEEP FAGGOT, WEEP!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:08:12 EDT (#)
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I hate those people like BERTY who moan about being ill and deprived of human contact, goodness its so sad. I on the otherhand just get on with things.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:05:36 EDT (#)
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I could call you BigBoy if you like Em?
I am not gonna say how I feel today - I don't wanna whine and moan about my cold like others do on Uber... Ahem.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:01:31 EDT (#)
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Well hope you are feeling better today orphelia and its weird some people call me EI on this site, others Em and hurty calls me cunt lips.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:59:41 EDT (#)
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I am through with ass licking thanks Em. I kept telling you to lay off the peanuts.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:59:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:58:41 GMT (#)
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you have told me some lies on here Hurty about dead people! Forgive me if i never believe you again oh and Orpheia quit licking hurtys ass and get to mine.
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Not a lie, seriously, check my earlier posts, you can see him.
Orph: Sadly, you're right.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:58:41 EDT (#)
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you have told me some lies on here Hurty about dead people! Forgive me if i never believe you again oh and Orpheia quit licking hurtys ass and get to mine.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:57:36 EDT (#)
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Your best work to date.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:55:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:54:39 GMT (#)
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those are shits hurty not children
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I didn't give birth, nimrod. I'm not joking either.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:54:39 EDT (#)
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those are shits hurty not children
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:53:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:52:58 GMT (#)
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may you never have children.
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I ALREADY DO!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:52:58 EDT (#)
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may you never have children.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:46:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:44:27 GMT (#)
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well im not looking if you will give me fuck all, thats a rubbish game, may you never organise any childs parties hurty.
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I'm not gonna lie to you, I organised a halloween party for some children a few years ago. Problem was it was the kind of halloween shit I like, so they all left weeping.
whiskey: What is a thigh fuck? Have you been watching "Crash"? (Not the gay modern version, obviously.)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:44:27 EDT (#)
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well im not looking if you will give me fuck all, thats a rubbish game, may you never organise any childs parties hurty.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:43:46 EDT (#)
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Pfft like you could stop me. I'd hug you and show you with some serious..feeling how much I like anything with Leonadias. Oh you'd feel me caring up against yo thigh fuck!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:42:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:42:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:41:37 GMT (#)
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Oh hurty I thought Sparta had been done to death! I feel like doing one of your lines.
January called it would like its Gif back.
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Find this on here and I'll give you fuck all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:42:02 EDT (#)
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whats wrong with you pussy lips?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:41:37 EDT (#)
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Oh hurty I thought Sparta had been done to death! I feel like doing one of your lines.
January called it would like its Gif back.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:41:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:40:05 GMT (#)
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I'd hug you if I could
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I'm massively ill. I wouldn't bother.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:40:05 EDT (#)
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I'd hug you if I could
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:39:02 EDT (#)
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I wish this had sound so very badly.