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Congratulations on purchasing the Nintendo Wii. (781 hits)

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Rating: 1.02 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Pathetic (View user info) at 2007-11-02 08:37:53 EDT




actual graphics from the japanese Wii safety manual.JPG (262 kB)

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Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2007-11-04 19:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Actually it just says "burnable garbage"...

Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://tinyurl.com/3ymckf
Link to Google, showing how Ubersite is the last website to have this posted on it.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wiis are stupid. i'd rather play mario kart on n64

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-11-02 22:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Cute.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mommy, what's daddy doing to my Wii? :(

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That bottom picture translates as "Collection of Items No Longer Suitable For Intended Use And Therefore Separated And Catagorised Into Like Raw Component Materials Into Conatiners Ready For Collection By Employed Persons of Munciple Services for Recycling And Safe Disposal Of Unwanted Parephernalia"



Known to the Western world as "Rubbish"


Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do not allow the wii to smoke after
ROFL


Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

an oldie but a goodie. How can I NOT +2 this?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't really get the one with the heart. Is it supposed to be an electrocution risk warning?
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Pacemaker warning.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:42:03 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just like Sadam Hussain, nice idea but rather poorly executed.

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+2 for that.



I agree, but unlike these mouthbreathers, I recognize that you didn't write the best part - hour_man's comment.

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the comment wasn't that funny either.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey - I thought it was 100% pure fucking funny.

You don't. Stop standing on my nutsack.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W!!!!

B@W!!!!

B@W!!!!


GODDAMNIT BART ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME??!!!

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are you kidding? This was barely above funny. I can see this took effort, and the idea was good, but it was just not funny. If this were film it would be "Fun with Dick and Jane" Where the only funny thing about that film was the movie stub that simply read "Fun with Dick."

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't really get the one with the heart. Is it supposed to be an electrocution risk warning? The rest I can at least come up with something that sounds plausible.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W!!!!

B@W!!!!

B@W!!!!


GODDAMNIT BART ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME??!!!

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mii loves Wii.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Swing and a miss.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The hell is with that four leaf clover one?!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:42:03 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just like Sadam Hussain, nice idea but rather poorly executed.

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+2 for that.



I agree, but unlike these mouthbreathers, I recognize that you didn't write the best part - hour_man's comment.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:42:03 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just like Sadam Hussain, nice idea but rather poorly executed.

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+2 for that.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:42:03 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just like Sadam Hussain, nice idea but rather poorly executed.

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+2 for that.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just like Sadam Hussain, nice idea but rather poorly executed.


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