GPF: Want to die, but without all the emo? Here's your solution. (2032 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-11-02 10:36:01 EDT
Generally, I give a big -2 DIE to the concept of GPF, but I can't resist. If this doesn't work or has been posted before, feel free to tell me to fuck off. Or even if it hasn't, whatever, it's your dime.
I'm having sushi for lunch and going on a drunken hayride tonight. Co-ed bachelorette party tomorrow. Oh, the times they are a-changin'. So I have no time to try this out this weekend, but if you do, let me know how it goes, you badass.
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-20 01:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit I laughed at this.
Might be a little sad considering a friend of mine shot himself in the head.
Pussy.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-11-28 02:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LUV ITz!!1!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
An excellent concept.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-10 01:57:22 EST (#)
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Be warned. I'm going to marry you some day.
Hope you like to sit around and worry about bills and shit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-09 02:00:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-04 10:21:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:51:05 EDT (#)
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I think that every possible review or post that Merlina makes, she also manages to make some sort of mention of "her man" or "the bloke", as if to assure us and herself that she's not a lonely old swamp creature, and that "see - a guy actually WOULD fuck me!"
Cut it out, it makes you seem incredibly insecure.
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and this?
makes you sound like an arse.
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Dr. Method.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-11-09 01:44:11 EST (#)
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I hate to say this, but you have a much better chance of just mutilating your throat and causing enormous amounts of pain to yourself. Just angle a shotgun up and do it the normal way.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 00:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I know. I'm glad I'm on your good side.
"She could kill a man at 40 paces with a flick of her tongue."
-Basil Fawlty (possibly paraphrased)
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-06 23:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Asskissing love comin' at ya.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2007-11-06 01:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After returning home from the Alabama LSU game, I thought I might never smile/laugh again. Thanks for the turnaround.
PS: There is a ref with a price on his head down here in Bama.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-05 23:30:51 EST (#)
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Darko below.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-05 23:15:48 EST (#)
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Electro?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-05 22:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-05 18:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty great.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-05 15:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-04 18:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh,that is pretty bad ass....
'Hey did you hear that neil killed himself? yea, it was fucking cool'
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-11-04 17:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking cool.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-04 17:12:09 EST (#)
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If emos are going to die, they should at least do so in a way that amuses the rest of us.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-04 10:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:51:05 EDT (#)
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I think that every possible review or post that Merlina makes, she also manages to make some sort of mention of "her man" or "the bloke", as if to assure us and herself that she's not a lonely old swamp creature, and that "see - a guy actually WOULD fuck me!"
Cut it out, it makes you seem incredibly insecure.
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and this?
makes you sound like an arse.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-04 10:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and this post kicked ass, Sacrilicious, you're one of my favorite dudes
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Aw, I don't think that about Merlina, I just think she's perpetually in luuuuurve.
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Thank you Saccy. Very true. He is the person I see every day and he gets 'sometimes' mentioned because I talk about what I'm up to which often involves him.
Method stop being a miserable old fucker and trying to read something into nothing.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
re: bash- yeah
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:36:50 EDT (#)
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Forwarded to me by someone who saw it on gorillamask or somewhere.
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:43:43 EDT (#)
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http://bash.org/?488793
Still funny, nonetheless.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:23:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:42:52 EDT (#)
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Bosh + 2650 guitars=Sacrilicious + erect nipples
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due to the transitive property, Sacrilicious + erect nipples = Bosh Man! + sense of self accomplishment.
its science
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-02 19:23:40 EDT (#)
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Oh dear, looks like someone's been hanging on /b/ again...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-11-02 19:13:16 EDT (#)
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heh.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:31:41 EDT (#)
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this is so great
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:08:33 EDT (#)
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Why would you think up something like this?
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:10:31 EDT (#)
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re: bash.org
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:04:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and this post kicked ass, Sacrilicious, you're one of my favorite dudes
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Aw, I don't think that about Merlina, I just think she's perpetually in luuuuurve.
And of all the bottoms I know who reek of feta and lube, you're my favorite.
Muddy- it's BEAUTIFUL. It should be perfect fot the hayride/bonfire tonight.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-02 15:13:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-11-02 15:07:54 EDT (#)
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I'm going to try this later today... I'll let ya know how it goes.
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If we don't hear back so long pal.
sac - saw this last week, funny funny stuff
don't you love this weather
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-11-02 15:07:54 EDT (#)
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I'm going to try this later today... I'll let ya know how it goes.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-02 15:00:29 EDT (#)
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Well that's a pretty neat idea, in theory. If I ever have teh inoperabable terminous cancer, I am so figuring out a way to automatically retract the cheese wire into the ceiling afterward.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:21:03 EDT (#)
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lolercaust
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:03:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:51:24 EDT (#)
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oh and this post kicked ass, Sacrilicious, you're one of my favorite dudes
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that every possible review or post that Merlina makes, she also manages to make some sort of mention of "her man" or "the bloke", as if to assure us and herself that she's not a lonely old swamp creature, and that "see - a guy actually WOULD fuck me!"
Cut it out, it makes you seem incredibly insecure.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not just seven shades, but ALL shades of Awesome.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:19:38 EDT (#)
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i giggled
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:19:02 EDT (#)
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CONGRATULATIONS, MERLINA!
Anansie- Yeah, I don't usually look forward to them. But this one's co-ed, we're going to Chinatown for dinner and drinking downtown and stuff- luckily it son't be very traditional that way.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:47:09 EDT (#)
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Have a great weekend, girl!
I'm just on my way out to meet my man and some friends to get bombed - this morning a received THE email I was waiting for. It means I have a new contract which is King Cross Station 1 billion pound development and they need me as a manager. Its only 18 months but I am SO excited. I start week Monday. The money is pretty decent too.
*does a little dance*
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back to this. And it puts a smile on my face each time.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:38:28 EDT (#)
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The cheese wire broke. What do I do now? It looks like I have a giant line of hickies around my neck.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:17:29 EDT (#)
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I have a bachelorette party to go to tonight. I usually hate them but I will pretend to think penis shaped straws are the height of comedy for her sake.
Great gpf. I'm saving this one.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are the awesome
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 12:01:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:43:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:28:28 EDT (#)
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I cannot watch these at work so I have no idea what you're on about but we almost know each other and i'm finally me again so +2 for you WOOOO!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112558#2570651
~Brdn_Nkd
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HAHA B did you just get so used to signing your name, you can't stop?
That connection is pretty cool, I think.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a way to make you want to kill yourself: watch some dude get a scrotum reduction on one of those cable surgery shows. No really, doc, the audience doesn't actually have to get a good look at the almost palm-sized stretch of ballskin you just cut away from this unfortunate freak.
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I don't know how anyone watches that nonsense. Non-cosmetic surgery is interesting, blood is cool..but watching people PAY to have their genitals deformed is really very much a mystery to me.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:42:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:28:28 EDT (#)
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I cannot watch these at work so I have no idea what you're on about but we almost know each other and i'm finally me again so +2 for you WOOOO!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112558#2570651
~Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:12:29 EDT (#)
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Here's a way to make you want to kill yourself: watch some dude get a scrotum reduction on one of those cable surgery shows. No really, doc, the audience doesn't actually have to get a good look at the almost palm-sized stretch of ballskin you just cut away from this unfortunate freak.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:11:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were 66.
I LIKE THEM YOUNG, OK?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:09:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:03:38 EDT (#)
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Excuse MEEE, robo-ranger, but I've BEEN doing so with someone about 1/3 your ancient age.
He shares your name, as a matter of fact. (Yes, "Danger.")
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he's thirteen? make that 14. ish. gross. And when he's screaming 'danger' he's shouting for the cops you dickwad. goodnight.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suicide? More like BREWICIDE!
HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHABECAUSEITSBEEROCLOCKSOMEWHEREANDTHESTARTOFTHEWORDSRYHMELOLZHEEHEETITTERPENIS
Just kill me now.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's just great
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:05:20 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:04:45 EDT (#)
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Some lady in JApan committed suicide by leaping off an 11 story building. Problem is she hit someone when she fell. She died on impact, but now this poor unsuspecting passer-by has some sort of brain damage or condition.
If you're going to kill yourself at least have the decency to leave everyone else out of it.
Or contain your action so that it becomes some sort of shitty performance art.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
turn that frown upside down :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:03:38 EDT (#)
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Excuse MEEE, robo-ranger, but I've BEEN doing so with someone about 1/3 your ancient age.
He shares your name, as a matter of fact. (Yes, "Danger.")
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:02:39 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:01:20 EDT (#)
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HEY THERES DR!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-02 11:00:48 EDT (#)
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I see your snide comments scattered about valerie. (sic. moley)
try hooking up with a boy tonight morticia, mix it up a little.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:58:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:57:51 EDT (#)
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WRONG on so many levels but very funny.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:55:48 EDT (#)
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GOLD
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:53:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:53:41 EDT (#)
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You should have 'The Philosopher' by Death playing in the background when you do this. Really fucking loud.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:49:47 EDT (#)
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HI HILARITY!! I was beginning to think you had jumped off a chair
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Generally, I give a big -2 DIE to the concept of GPF, but I can't resist.
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Ah, well, not to worry, since it's you here's a +2.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:48:05 EDT (#)
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Hmmm....
If I'm gonna off myself, this is definitely the way I'm gonna do it.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:47:07 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahaha - wtf?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:41:28 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT! DID HE JUST RIP HIS OWN HEAD OFF!?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:41:28 EDT (#)
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Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can't find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don't even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that's why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you're like me, you don't have access to stuff like lasers. But there's hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it's pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren't around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can't see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
I don't think i need to link where i got that from.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:41:12 EDT (#)
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i liked the original idea. jump off a building bungee style with piano wire and your hands glued to your head that way when you hang above the street with your neck fountaining blood onto passers by you can scar a stranger for life.
why kill yourself in private when you can share the gore?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This could start a trend.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:38:51 EDT (#)
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uncontrollable giggling
i am going to hell
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:37:20 EDT (#)
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Best Gif for some time.
now can i see your panties?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-02 10:36:50 EDT (#)
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Forwarded to me by someone who saw it on gorillamask or somewhere.