Vancouver (3424 hits)
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Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2007-11-02 13:49:52 EDT
i walk the streets
lost in the rain.
the stones in the street
catch my heels
and i stumble
past the chinese
selling naked red ducks.
past drummers
and vagrants
saying things to me
i don't understand.
past a library
i have no card for.
up ahead i see
a restaurant of dark wood.
i push open the door
and there you are
at the bar.
my heart leaps.
i leap
like a wild animal
straight into your waiting
(waiting!)
waiting arms.
you lift me up high
and spin me round and round
just like in the movies.
dervish kisses;
so long (so long!)
so soft.
a dream.
as a birthday party
noisy and raucous
quiets and melts
nearby.
later
half-drunk drinks on the bar.
we watch each other in the mirror.
and the long longing
is over.
"we should start now.
right now."
and an umbrella closes
somewhere.
you take my hand
and we head out
into the rain.
into the streets.
i'm not lost anymore.
we change into different people
and your hand is steady on mine.
city streets blur
car tires make hissing noises
kissing noises
on the wet pavement.
and i know i'll never leave here
however hard it rains
because to see your eyes is comfort
like being home again.
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:19:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:05:21 EDT (#)
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thank you
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:52:40 EDT (#)
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i leap
like a wild animal
straight into your waiting
(waiting!)
waiting arms.
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love this.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:30:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:34:38 EST (#)
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<3 shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:34:19 EST (#)
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LOL
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:16:25 EST (#)
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i think a <3 goes out to leonore too.
thanks, leonore.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:50:55 EST (#)
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This was the first of your posts I've read.
I LIKED this.
Good job. I'll read your others now.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:19:09 EST (#)
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<3
below
and
below below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:14:15 EST (#)
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WOOO!
Hi M.
H8 below.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2008-01-02 12:58:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:29:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:44:07 EST (#)
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retal below.
amateur.
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:43:37 EST (#)
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The title is fine, as Vancouver is a great city, but your submission is rubbish.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:32:48 EST (#)
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thanks! hi, M!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:28:49 EST (#)
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how could I have missed this! Howdy M!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 23:20:23 EST (#)
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aglemesis, bro
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:31:10 EST (#)
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This is great!
Submitted by subtastic (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:14:40 EST (#)
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suck.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:11:02 EST (#)
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that's in my favourites folder now.
wow.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:07:23 EST (#)
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It's Classic Girl off Ritual.
I have a poetry label in my user info, though there's only a handful there. Some are very personal and some are downright silly. I think this is the one I enjoyed writing the most.:)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86723
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:56:38 EST (#)
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what jane's song is that? I can't place it. cool lyrics though. link one of your poems too, Sac. I want to retaliate :)
annie lenox? i liked eurythmics. missionary man, not so much.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:42:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:18:22 EST (#)
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1.52 on 97 reviews for a poem?!
That's got to be some kind of uber-record.
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Hey, some of us have had some of those too, you know!
Also M- The lyrics waaaaaaaay below from me are Jane's Addiction.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:36:56 EST (#)
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sounds like something Annie Lennox would write
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:20:53 EST (#)
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beyond awesome below.
this is currently my second highest rated thing under experima.
just behind when i posted the lyrics to "darling nikki."
holy shit.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:18:22 EST (#)
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1.52 on 97 reviews for a poem?!
That's got to be some kind of uber-record.
Nice work and cool pic.
If you were still in school, this is the kind of thing that would get a sticker.
But this is the internet, and there are no stickers on the internet.
The internet is serious business.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:41:04 EST (#)
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awesome below
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:37:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:28:32 EST (#)
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thanks, brdn.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:25:18 EST (#)
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HALLO LADY <\movie quote>
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-05 11:07:32 EST (#)
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(that was a joke in case you're watching me, brdn)
i saw the related comment but where the fuck is THIS coming from? i am too lazy to hold a grudge if for some reason you think I'm holdin one. now I'll have to look around to see if i can figure out where this comes from or you could just tell me. have I offended?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:21:23 EST (#)
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thanks orph.
you rock.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:19:18 EST (#)
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very nice
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:09:16 EST (#)
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thanks orphelia.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:54:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:31:33 EST (#)
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oh, and good morning/good night EI.
wrote you back.
see you all tomorrow.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:29:47 EST (#)
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all right then. off to bed for me.
good night, rob!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:26:38 EST (#)
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Oh I'm including me, duh.
Anyone logging into this site qualifies for that distinction.
NERDS. The lot of ya.
God bless ya.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:24:34 EST (#)
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you're on my time zone NERD!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:24:11 EST (#)
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GO TO BED.
Nerds.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:23:25 EST (#)
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dot-at-dot, darling
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:22:21 EST (#)
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ahahhaahah i get you and stupid me i was just searching this post ahahhaa
ahem
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:21:31 EST (#)
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do you realise how many at's there are in one post.........
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:12:35 EST (#)
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it's on my first post. just search .at.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:10:50 EST (#)
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You are being very evasive Miss E ;) Queen of sheep and roses huh! I havent got your email addy at work madam, thats why I cant email you, drop me it somewhere and I shall find out the truth. x
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:08:29 EST (#)
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hi, rob! dim sum kicks ass. you don't like chicken satay? or is that not dim sum?
N-why can't you mail me now? I've been off uber for ages really. just making a triumphant comeback. and yes, i'm the queen of sheep. and roses.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:05:38 EST (#)
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I would mail you now if I could!
Is everything rosey or is that you being sheepish? Yeah we havent really spoken much have we, I may be a bit less prominent on Uber in the coming months but sure we can sort soemthing out.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:05:35 EST (#)
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I don't do much dim summin'.
Sorry.
Hi M!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:02:13 EST (#)
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rosy is one way to put it...
how's bristol? long time no speak, write, chat!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:55:10 EST (#)
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kid haha, respect your elders maam ;) im cool well kinda, you, everything rosey in the garden of experima?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:52:46 EST (#)
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EMISSION!!! how ya been, kid?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:45:48 EST (#)
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EXPERIMA!
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:22:58 EST (#)
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Thanks!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:16:41 EST (#)
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okay sparkle, i asked them to add dim sum restaurants for you in a review if they knew any good ones. :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:12:26 EST (#)
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dim sum? i don't know, so i'll hand that question to ih8u2man or rob_berg.
fellas?
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-11-06 02:52:00 EST (#)
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Where do you recommend for dim sum in Vancouver?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 01:18:15 EST (#)
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haiku: check your mail. read your story. collapso=brilliant.
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ih8: never been, EH?
HUH...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 00:57:59 EST (#)
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I have a library card. It's for the LA County Library...since that's where I live and all.
Also: Glendale, Arcadia, Burbank, Duarte, etc.
I'm libraried up, yo.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-06 00:44:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-05 18:28:08 PST (#)
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"dervish kisses"
I enjoyed your word choice and imagery.
Why don't you have a library card though? You really should get one, libraries are great!
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Aren't they though? I miss mine, I never read anymore, I don't get to watch awesome movies for free, etc...
That's what I get for moving and not having my name on any bills/leases.
Well, I am on the lease as, "allowed to live in his (in reference to my roommate) place" despite the fact that "he" pays 1/3 of the rent.
Yeah I said it.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-11-05 22:23:58 EST (#)
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Never been there.
Heard it's nice.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-05 21:28:08 EST (#)
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"dervish kisses"
I enjoyed your word choice and imagery.
Why don't you have a library card though? You really should get one, libraries are great!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-05 12:43:53 EST (#)
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it's always fun when we laugh at you together.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-05 11:58:46 EST (#)
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I'm actually really sad about my lack of a costume. I thought I brought my old space ghost costume (which was never worn for Halloween, incidentally) up here, and I was going to die it red and paint a black C on the chest.
When I was in high school...wait, some program for dropouts and losers in general at the local community college, I wrote a couple of episodes for a really crappy animated series type thing. The main character/super hero was named Collapso. He could fly, and also collapse onto people...I dunno, he's like...super heavy...or something.
I'll probably send it to you so we can laugh at me, together.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-05 11:31:56 EST (#)
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no gory halloween costume pics this year, haiku?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-05 11:07:32 EST (#)
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(that was a joke in case you're watching me, brdn)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-05 11:07:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-04 11:19:34 PST (#)
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your story...it confuses me.
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Must be why I'm such a great writer.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-05 01:21:59 EST (#)
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and vagrants
saying things to me
i don't understand.
then that line's for you, caul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-04 22:44:05 EST (#)
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the only thing i know about vancouver is that it's the mecca of french-canadian squeegees and two roomates i had who were from East Hastings. great people.......not really.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-04 14:19:34 EST (#)
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your story...it confuses me.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-04 12:16:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-04 00:14:17 PDT (#)
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nice poem. Now on to what i really wanted to talk about.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-03 15:14:57 EDT (#)
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mess-thanks for the awesome lyrics :)
haiku-are you still coming down here?
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Coming down here? Where does he live that he has to come DOWN to Vancouver?
Does this mean that haiku is... (gasp)
Santa Claus?
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That made me giggle.
Also, yes. Two weeks.
Also, I get yelled at by an ugly stripper for not wanting any lap dances or ta-tas in my face. I gave my roommate $23, 20 for some lap dance special, and 3 for face ta-tas.
All I got out of it was a lecture from the two ugliest strippers there.
They're damn lucky I wasn't drunk, drunk haiku would have caused such a ruckus. Stoned haiku just stood there and took it.
"Well, now that I refuse to come back here ever again, I bet she's going to make even MORE money. I guess that's why all strippers have to go to college."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-04 02:29:01 EST (#)
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that's fucking cool, too, Sacrilicious.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-04 02:24:17 EST (#)
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4:05
In my neighborhood
When shots go out
No one bothers
A POP, and a reply POP, and no reply
Dinosaurs on the quilt I wore
With a girl
Such a classic girl
Such a classic girl
Gives her man a great idea
And hears you tell your friends
Hey man, why don't you listen to my great idea!
It's true I am a villain
When you fall ill
that's probably because
Men never can be
Not like a girl
A classic girl
Such a classic girl
They may say, those were the days
But in a way, you know
For us these are the days
Yes, for us these are the days
And you know you're my girl
Such a classic girl
Such a classic girl
Yeah for us these are the days
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-04 02:18:19 EST (#)
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me=california
haiku=used to live in california
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-04 02:14:17 EST (#)
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nice poem. Now on to what i really wanted to talk about.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-03 15:14:57 EDT (#)
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mess-thanks for the awesome lyrics :)
haiku-are you still coming down here?
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Coming down here? Where does he live that he has to come DOWN to Vancouver?
Does this mean that haiku is... (gasp)
Santa Claus?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-04 01:52:41 EDT (#)
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pretty city
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-03 15:14:57 EDT (#)
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mess-thanks for the awesome lyrics :)
haiku-are you still coming down here?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-03 13:07:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:31:38 PDT (#)
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ah, thanks haiku.
whatcha been up to lately?
not gotten any music from you in ages...
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Schoolin' and boozin' mostly. California friend came up for a week, I'm still working on the brandy he left in his wake.
Hmmm, I'll send something today. I have a few new albums, also courtesy of California friend.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-03 08:32:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-03 00:25:16 EDT (#)
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hi, lung!
i'm not make-believe.
i'm a real girl now.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMkay.great song below.
1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat <------------- this is so fucking awesome!
and a six-four impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)
Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish, I wish, I wish (fade out)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-03 00:25:16 EDT (#)
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hi, lung!
i'm not make-believe.
i'm a real girl now.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-02 23:37:07 EDT (#)
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Seriously, I'm leaving for a while. I feel like a loser.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-02 23:36:07 EDT (#)
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OKAY M IS HERE TOO I DIDN'T READ IT AND MY +2 MEANS NOTHING BUT I'M GOING TO WATCH A MOVIE NOW AND IT DOESN'T HAVE AUDREY IN IT SO JUST FUCK OFF YOU MAKE-BELIEVE PEOPLE IN MY COMPUTER.
Then again, "Hi M!"
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 23:31:38 EDT (#)
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ah, thanks haiku.
whatcha been up to lately?
not gotten any music from you in ages...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-02 23:01:37 EDT (#)
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Hey, I actually genuinely enjoyed this.
Also, congratulations, being happy is fun.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-02 21:13:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:09:46 EDT (#)
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hi, rob!
...
hi, habeeb.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:08:26 EDT (#)
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vancouver boo
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:04:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:57:35 EDT (#)
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you could always go +2 "Vancouver."
xx
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ok.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-11-02 19:09:55 EDT (#)
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I love Vancouver.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:16:58 EDT (#)
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i'm sleepy today actually...i woke up with this in my head and wrote it down, then posted it, then fell back asleep for two hours.
i wish you hadn't erased your mud ball poem. rewrite it!
speaking of writing, when i'm more awake i'll get on mailin' you back.
:)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:07:12 EDT (#)
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hello!
is your life happy today?
i wrote a little poem about the earth where people are some sort of STD that has infected the poor little mud ball. it made me laugh. then i erased it. i do that sometimes.
it's like the sand pantings that asian monks and native americans do...where they create something pretty and then destroy it aftwerwards. except mine are of lesser value and skill.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:02:43 EDT (#)
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scourrrrrrrrrrrrrge!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:00:35 EDT (#)
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hmm
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:58:05 EDT (#)
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that's fucking cool.
thanks, sinistral.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:27:37 EDT (#)
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kk well, the first line is from "Red Hot Moon" by Rancid (first thing that came to mind when I saw the picture).
Secondly, David McWane is the utterly badass lead singer of Big D and the Kids Table, a ska band out of Boston. He is also a published poet; his book, "The Gypsy Mile," is full of poetry and all his song lyrics. One thing I have noticed after reading and listening to his work is that he almost always tells a story.
The poem you have written reminded me of some of his stories.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:24:22 EDT (#)
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no, i don't...pls explain
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:20:17 EDT (#)
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"Under, the red hot moon take the bus downtown to the graveyard shift tonight"
In other news, this reminds me of David McWane. Don't feel bad if you don't know who that is.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:12:09 EDT (#)
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hi, mess!
thanks :)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:07:20 EDT (#)
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I always lose track in poems, but there are some nice lines floating here.
As usual. Hi m!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:28:47 EDT (#)
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I concur with your concurance of my Bostonian ramblings.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:20:43 EDT (#)
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i concur with your bostonian ramblings.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:20:16 EDT (#)
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fdhg
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:20:04 EDT (#)
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sorry.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:19:50 EDT (#)
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I CLOSED MY EYES AND SHE SLIPPED AWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:18:34 EDT (#)
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Sorry sweepea. 1.5
That's as good as poetry is ever gonna get from me, unless it's a song, like "More than a feeling," which I'm listening to right now, and it fucking rocks, becuase Boston was a kick ass band.
Except for that whole "Amanda" thing. Someone should have taken a bullit in the head for that one.
I wanna drop some Prozac!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:12:37 EDT (#)
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gee thanks director.
*pops prozac*
i know i do, shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-02 15:59:35 EDT (#)
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You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:42:26 EDT (#)
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That was uncalled for Senator!
+1 for you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:37:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110784
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:24:52 EDT (#)
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It is a known fact that duct tape will stick like hell to everything - except duct.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:08:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:07:00 EDT (#)
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These are like lyrics to a Maroon 5 song. I like that picture.
You just reminded me of the song i needed to buy on itunes. Thanks a million.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:08:08 EDT (#)
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thanks Lisa.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:07:00 EDT (#)
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These are like lyrics to a Maroon 5 song. I like that picture.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:00:27 EDT (#)
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duct tape is awesome. also canadian. fun fact.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:59:28 EDT (#)
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What if it's green duct tape. Ladies love getting their asses spackled with green duct tape, no?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:58:34 EDT (#)
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just don't tape their buns together or you'll be in detention
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:57:16 EDT (#)
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I like spackling ass more than grabbing it, coach :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:57:11 EDT (#)
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i love dim sum SO MUCH
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:56:31 EDT (#)
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you can ride the train around and around all day
Trev Deeley Museum
you can smoke Cuban cigars
farmers market...great beer
I found a dimsum place that was killer
the big hotel downtown has a pet dog in the lobby
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:56:11 EDT (#)
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grab-ass.
thanks bamf, paralyzed.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:55:33 EDT (#)
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Thanks, coach. What game are we playing!
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:52:59 EDT (#)
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I liked it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:52:23 EDT (#)
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i don't really like poetry but this was short and I actually read it so that must mean something
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:52:18 EDT (#)
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sico! glad you're back.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:51:17 EDT (#)
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Poetry is for fags. The picture was kick ass.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95104 <-------- A fucking gem in the sico vault.