You guys know the drill. Don't click unless you feel like reading drunken, emo ramblings... (1119 hits)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (View user info) at 2007-11-03 22:30:50 EDT
A couple of things have occurred to me recently. The, uh, copious amounts of whiskey I've imbibed over the past couple of hours have undoubtedly influenced these various epiphanies, but I'm not too worried about that just now. No, this particular stream-of-consciousness tirade is 100% uncut (unluckily for all you cats out there in cyberspace too preoccupied with the electronic plague known as the Ubersite to do anything besides click on a link that you *know* will be filled with emo bullshit).
First off, I've spent the past 24 hours playing the computer game 'Neverwinter Nights 2', and I've just now realized how unutterably stupid the whole concept is. I mean, what the fuck, exactly, is a +4 Dwarven Waraxe? What makes it so much cooler than, say a regular Dwarven Waraxe? Is it somehow magically sharper? Does it slice through the air better than a weapon that is not magically enhanced? According to the game that I seem to have become a slave to somehow, yes. To that, I say 'Bollocks'. Where's a goddamn 9mm Berreta when you need one (and fuck you to those who say that a .45 has better stopping power. A bullet in the brain scrambles shit up, period).
And, yes, I will of course be resuming my addiction on the morrow. What can I say? I have no life beyond the sheep that baaaaaa in my back-yard...
Also, before the *legions* of toxic na'er do wells that populate both the Intarweb at large and the Ubersite specifically screech at me about how tired/pathetic/asinine this subject is, well, I'm drunk so it never happened, right? Anyway, where was I?
Oh, yes. Stupid video games. Meh, I'm tired of that. Moving on...
Just finished watching a few movies that I vaguely recall from my High School dayz which I recently ordered from Amazon.com (love that fuckin' website, by the way. I mean, since e-bay is blocked at work, where the hell else am I supposed to waste time/spend disposable income at?). The last one I watched before making the (bad) decision to write this drivel out was the movie 'Go'. I first viewed this film when I was a hop, skip and a jump away from graduating High School; I remember feeling rather blase about the whole thing. Two weeks ago, I see that it's on sale, so I order it.
After watching it again, I've gotta to say that I'm glad I spent 9 dollars on it. Having never actually done drugs at a rave/attempted to sell drugs at said rave/been forced to be an informant for the cops 'cause I was foolish enough to get caught with drugs, I can't verify how realistic the plot (what there was of it) managed to be. I did, however, enjoy watching several current mid- to heavyweight Hollywood actors being young and free enough to act in something so trendy and low-key.
Erf. There I go, getting all intellectual and high-brow. Sometimes I think that's why I drink so much; once you've numbed yourself with enough mind-altering substances, the world becomes startlingly bearable.
Hmmmm. Here thar be Emo drama-queens. Time to write about something else...
...And, of course, I've got nuthin'. If I wasn't perched on the very precipice of extraordinary change right now, I'd probably do something drastic, simply to relieve the encroaching boredom. I am just so bloody tired of squatting in the same place, day after day, with nothing to really look forward to/fear.
I get to become either a student or a steely-eyed killah. Whichever it is to be, I need something to happen. Soon.
In Conclusion, Fuck it all. To the ever-shrinking pool of folks who enjoy reading my unevenly-crafted works, much love and affectionz. To those who are annoyed by me, well, what can I say? I loves you, even if you don't loves me back.
XOXO
--CJ
User Reviews
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-06 08:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i still have a load of craftsman hand tools in canada.
kinda useless here in europe as they are imperial, but the socket wrenches would be of use...
makita are good, i used to rent them, HD electrical motors stand alot of punishment.
thanks for the insight but this all still wont help the fact that CJ's post was more annoying than anything else.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-06 07:00:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:24:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-04 08:07:28 EST (#)
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milwaukee products any good? i like dewalt drills.
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I have a garage full of power tools, almost all purchased at pawn shops or yard sales for use in a particular project. Some of the few exceptions to that are the Milwaukee close-quarters drill I broke, a bigass Milwaukee hammer drill (my house is made of concrete), and two Milwaukee Sawz-Alls (only the Milwaukee brand is truly a 'Sawz-All', and they call them 'Sawz-Alls' because Sawz-Alls saw all). So, yes, I think Milwaukee tools are good. Even when I go for a pawn shop power tool I'll pick Milwaukee if I can, unless it's a battery-powered tool. In the battery-powered case, it's Makita as I already have a bunch of Makita chargers and batteries.
In the US, if you like Dewalt power tools, you buy Craftsman (Sears) power tools. Same tools, different color, from the same Chinese or Korean assembly lines, cost less. I do have a Dewalt drywall screw gun and a Dewalt autofeeding deck screw gun (with the long nose so you don't have to bend down to use it), both pawnshop finds.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:24:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-04 08:07:28 EST (#)
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I spent most of yesterday installing a few Allen-Bradley 700-HLT1U1 relays, a couple cooling fans, and some controller buttons in a cabinet in my home office. Now my computer is out of view in a cabinet but still gets 65 cfm airflow, and I can turn on the computer, monitor, speaker amp, and desk lights by pressing little buttons in a box I mounted on the monitor stand. All the wires run under the desk so it looks very uncluttered.
On the downside, drilling the two 3.5" holes in the side of the cabinet for the cooling fan air took the life of my nice Milwaukee angle drill. Destroyed the secondary gearing. Costs more to fix than to replace, so off to the e-store I go.
Later, we went to the Hernando County Taste of Jazz (I know, I thought of that joke too) at Weeki Wachee Springs. Good food, good music, good times. $2.65 for canned Michelob Ultra, though... dayum.
I know you don't care about any of these uninteresting sober ramblings in random blog format, but now we're even.
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milwaukee products any good? i like dewalt drills.
oh, CJ, dont be such a fag and write about bob.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-05 20:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dwarven war axes +4 are better than regular Dwarven war axes, due to the higher density steel, and hand-made craftsmanship.
The regular Dwarven war axes are made out of recycled, molten tin cans, and are only bought by suckers.
Also, "GO" was slightly entertaining, though I haven't seen it in years, and my opinion might have changed.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop doing this you dumb cunt.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-05 11:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nope
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-05 11:08:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-05 10:50:31 EST (#)
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To those who are annoyed by me, well, what can I say? I loves you, even if you don't loves me back.
XOXO
--CJ
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-05 10:18:39 EST (#)
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Good Christ, I would love to chop your arms off with a chainsaw.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-05 09:25:09 EST (#)
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fucking tool
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-05 09:13:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-04 08:07:28 EST (#)
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I spent most of yesterday installing a few Allen-Bradley 700-HLT1U1 relays, a couple cooling fans, and some controller buttons in a cabinet in my home office. Now my computer is out of view in a cabinet but still gets 65 cfm airflow, and I can turn on the computer, monitor, speaker amp, and desk lights by pressing little buttons in a box I mounted on the monitor stand. All the wires run under the desk so it looks very uncluttered.
On the downside, drilling the two 3.5" holes in the side of the cabinet for the cooling fan air took the life of my nice Milwaukee angle drill. Destroyed the secondary gearing. Costs more to fix than to replace, so off to the e-store I go.
Later, we went to the Hernando County Taste of Jazz (I know, I thought of that joke too) at Weeki Wachee Springs. Good food, good music, good times. $2.65 for canned Michelob Ultra, though... dayum.
I know you don't care about any of these uninteresting sober ramblings in random blog format, but now we're even.
haha, fucking brilliant.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-11-05 08:45:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-04 15:36:06 EST (#)
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oh my God, please shut up
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-05 08:42:40 EST (#)
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i love how all the women on this post are calling you a whiny bitch, just like real life eh?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-11-05 00:44:48 EST (#)
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Turn off the computer. Go outside. Get a life.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-04 20:09:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-11-04 18:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to log on just to give you this, faggot.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-04 17:35:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-04 17:10:16 EST (#)
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Claiming drunkenness to excuse a post you think is gonna get slammed... piss weak.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-04 15:36:06 EST (#)
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oh my God, please shut up
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-04 15:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't as bad as your rape post. Not that anything could ever be as bad as your rape post.
But seriously, the lack you are carrying which leads to this kind of post? That great, gaping loneliness that some days feels like it's going to eat you from the inside out? Do something about it. I'm talking therapy. I'm talking support groups. I'm talking get it tofuckinggether.
(+2 Don't Do This Again)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-04 14:27:09 EST (#)
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not only that, alcohol actually mimics estrogen in the body
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-04 13:57:53 EST (#)
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Alcohol lowers your testosterone levels and turns you into a hypersensitive, whiny, weak little bitch.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-04 13:24:26 EST (#)
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CJ stop OXOXOXOOX and drinking whiskey, otherwise you will be wearing a pink flower in your button hole and twirling your ivory walking stick when your 65.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-04 12:09:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-03 20:02:27 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OM NOM NOM NOM!
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Was that you enjoying more, "copious amounts of whiskey", or copious amounts of cock.
I couldn't tell.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-04 11:06:57 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91064 <-------bwahahaha
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-04 08:07:28 EST (#)
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I spent most of yesterday installing a few Allen-Bradley 700-HLT1U1 relays, a couple cooling fans, and some controller buttons in a cabinet in my home office. Now my computer is out of view in a cabinet but still gets 65 cfm airflow, and I can turn on the computer, monitor, speaker amp, and desk lights by pressing little buttons in a box I mounted on the monitor stand. All the wires run under the desk so it looks very uncluttered.
On the downside, drilling the two 3.5" holes in the side of the cabinet for the cooling fan air took the life of my nice Milwaukee angle drill. Destroyed the secondary gearing. Costs more to fix than to replace, so off to the e-store I go.
Later, we went to the Hernando County Taste of Jazz (I know, I thought of that joke too) at Weeki Wachee Springs. Good food, good music, good times. $2.65 for canned Michelob Ultra, though... dayum.
I know you don't care about any of these uninteresting sober ramblings in random blog format, but now we're even.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-04 05:04:33 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIVTT4fgPQI
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-04 03:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-04 01:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oops. i clicked and i still didn't feel like reading drunken emo ramblings.
just call me a maverick.
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the review i was prepared to leave was identical to this one, sans oops and maverick.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-04 03:12:13 EST (#)
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I'm just sayin', I could never -2 a drunken post after the shit I put up here.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-04 02:58:41 EST (#)
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You posters know the drill. Don't post drunken emo rambling unless you want -2s.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-04 01:58:27 EST (#)
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I WISH I had sheep in my backyard.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-04 01:52:24 EST (#)
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oops. i clicked and i still didn't feel like reading drunken emo ramblings.
just call me a maverick.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-04 01:17:19 EST (#)
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socking it.
very drunkly
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-04 01:51:26 EDT (#)
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Nevermind. I hit a button by accident, and all the text is gone. Too bad too, because it was an awesome post dedicated to why your +4 battleaxe was so much more special than a regular battleaxe.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:42:30 EDT (#)
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It's your turn.
That'll make sense in a little while.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:40:39 EDT (#)
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*ejaculates*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:37:21 EDT (#)
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http://stage6.divx.com/user/Omniscaper/video/1435140/BTRL-Benchmark-video-2
Watch this.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:30:43 EDT (#)
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GC--
I was humping Elder scrolls 3 from, like, day 1.
It's pretty cool, but too much of it was repetitive as time went on.
Yeah, I know. I an teh biggest loser alive.
NHWN2 pretty much maxes out the system that I spent nearly 2K upgrading, so I'm enjoying the graphics, even if the playability/storyline isn't all THAT terribly gripping.
Perhaps Hellgate:London will be better.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:26:58 EDT (#)
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I wonder if this will get a lower rating than my rape post.
C'mon, you fuckers.
Sock it to me.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Neverwinter Nights 2 sucked.
They totally fucked it up. Everything from the shitty user interface to the buggy storyline. Atari should have stuck by Bioware for it.
Do yourself a favor, go out, pick up Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (Game of the year edition so you get both expansions as well) and have fun playing it for like the next fucking two years. No shit, take you that long to do everything. Not quite the graphics of the newer Elder Scrolls game, but a more immersive storyline.
the rest of this, I skimmed and decided you just need to quit posting drunk or get smacked upside the head. Probably both.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:17:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-03 20:02:27 PDT (#)
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OM NOM NOM NOM!
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you get a 2 just for this.
:)
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:17:26 EDT (#)
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You know the drill. Don't post things like this.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:13:42 EDT (#)
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"I mean, what the fuck, exactly, is a +4 Dwarven Waraxe? What makes it so much cooler than, say a regular Dwarven Waraxe? Is it somehow magically sharper? Does it slice through the air better than a weapon that is not magically enhanced?"
Well, it's a Dwarven Waraxe that does +4 damage when it hits, isn't it? As to whether or not it is magically sharper, or just sharper, I can't say. You know that getting hit in the face with a regularly sharpened axe will be a lot more 'cutty' than an unsharpened axe. Does the origin of this sharpness really matter?
Seems pretty cut and dried to me. And I never played that game.
HA. Get it? CUT AND DRIED??
+4 geeky pun
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-03 23:02:27 EDT (#)
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OM NOM NOM NOM!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-03 22:58:58 EDT (#)
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Didn't read.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-03 22:47:30 EDT (#)
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Blow me, Hadley.
HUUUUUUUG!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-03 22:41:32 EDT (#)
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1) You aren't actually drunk.
2) STFU
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-03 22:37:29 EDT (#)
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RAAARRRRR!