We need a voter aptitude test. (341 hits)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-11-05 03:11:43 EST
I don't think people should be allowed to vote if they're too stupid to know what's going on. We need to invent a V.A. test to make sure that retards don't vote. Yet another brilliant idea from me! I am better than god. Worship me.
and send me money. Here's my address:
123 Fake st.
Nebraska USA.
just look at this redneck:
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 11:15:14 EST (#)
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And....good riddance.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-05 10:59:56 EST (#)
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that looks like a highly entertaining piece of machinery. I would like to shoot it.
your test would do NOTHING to fix this fucked up country. Nothing will effectively change until something drastic happens, ie many non- politicians voted into verious offices country wide. Politicians do not wish to change things because that would jepeordize thier livliehood.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-05 09:20:38 EST (#)
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First of all, I've thought this since I was 14.
Second of all, guns are fucking awesome, and New Hampshire laws rule.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-05 09:02:30 EST (#)
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That guy is sooo ready for the zombie apocalypse.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-05 07:14:50 EST (#)
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Your words mark you out as a commie and a traitor to the American dream.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-05 05:28:01 EST (#)
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To the woman who just spoke to me on the phone -
Who the fuck do you think you are talking to?
What is the point of asking me questions when you don't listen to my answers.
What ever I say you are gonna beat me down with your opinion anyway.
I would like to shoot you in the face with this gun. Bitch.
End rant.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-11-05 05:05:33 EST (#)
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I think I`m becoming a redneck...
In the last year I`ve embraced gun rights, and begun supporting the confederacy.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-05 04:56:06 EST (#)
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Would that there had been a license required to have kids, back before your slopeheaded mom was gangbanged by that busload of retards.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-05 04:50:40 EST (#)
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I think I may start leaving extra spaces between my sentences.
It looks like I have something important to say.
When really, I do not.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-05 04:49:14 EST (#)
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Oh dear did this guy shoot the goat you were trying to bang this weekend?
this post reeks of the fact that you didnt get any this weekend!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-05 04:46:36 EST (#)
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People too stupid to vote do not bother to vote anyway.
They are too busy shooting beer cans off the porch or watching Wheel Of Fortune.
I do not vote.
What is this post about anyway?
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-05 04:40:37 EST (#)
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danger ranger, you made the list.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-05 03:57:18 EST (#)
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what about a poster aptitude test respek? you knobend.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-05 03:50:58 EST (#)
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do you even think before you reply? how am i going to die from miscarriage? explain that to me, and then tell me how you are going to pass a voter aptitude test without knowing what a miscarriage is. also, the word is "regardless." is "die from miscarriage" really the best you can come up with? its TERRIBLE AND YOU DON'T EVEN USE ALL CAPS. shit man, you need to sort out your life.
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The "die from miscarriage" is between me and kaos, you just stuck your nose in where it doesnt belong and ended up shot in the crossfire, YOUR BAD.
My response to the other things you said: YOU + DONKEY PENIS = LOVE.
Die in your own feces NERD. (is that better?)
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-05 03:26:46 EST (#)
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do you even think before you reply? how am i going to die from miscarriage? explain that to me, and then tell me how you are going to pass a voter aptitude test without knowing what a miscarriage is. also, the word is "regardless." is "die from miscarriage" really the best you can come up with? its TERRIBLE AND YOU DON'T EVEN USE ALL CAPS. shit man, you need to sort out your life.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-05 03:18:31 EST (#)
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die from miscarriage below
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-05 03:17:54 EST (#)
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fuck letting that guy vote, lets ELECT his ass.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-05 03:17:07 EST (#)
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Hmmm...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87969