I Did an Acting Bit in a Student Film & Bikini Bandits (1029 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.38 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-11-05 13:16:46 EST
Not much more to add than this. This film which was shot on some high dollar shit that I know shit about turned out pretty good. This was done as a student project but got recognition beyond that. This was not my first acting bit, but one of my first screen debuts if I remember correctly.
I do know this. The compression ratios suck cock so about 7 frames per second is getting lost here within myspaceTV. Eventually we're going to get this up on youtube where hopefully we won't lose as much, but who the fuck knows. I'm about as computer literate as I am proficient with the English language (read: I've got a few extra chromosomes).
I know it's too much to post a link on here, so if you're not going to watch this just drop your -2 and leave. No hard feelings, ok? Cool.
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21428951
Next Topic: Bikini Bandits
Copenhagen has dealt with speeding in a rather interesting way. I couldn't believe it when I saw this so maybe that cunt Fey can either validate this or discredit it. Fey, I don't remember if you live in Denmark or Sweden, but I know it's somewhere over there and hopefully you can get your head out of your ass long enough to let us know.
Basically, the police have broads holding speed limit signs while topless. It's abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Why no one else is using this is beyond me. Oh, maybe it's because of all the fem-dykes like Loki and Ghola who have a problem with sexuality and anyone who is prettier than them. Actually, I don't know either one of them from a can of paint so just erase that from your memory. Interesting side bar: someone want to research where the saying came from? A can of paint, etc. etc.
NSFW link: http://www.speedbandits.dk
That about covers it.
Have a good Monday people. I'm off to the washroom to take a nice Method. It may require a few extra squares of Scourge but I'm hoping for a single wipe.
User Reviews
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 06:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spicarus got a boner twice yesterday from using my name. He's so darn cute, that one is.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Look everybody - Simon pulled his finger out of his underage cousin long enough to write a reply.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 14:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't Icarus cute? Now if I could just get him house trained.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-06 13:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, that was some wicked-ass acting. You're like the dumbed down youtube version of that Tidus retard that used to be on network tv years back.
And yes, I saw it.
What, was the director all "Okay, Simon, now you're in an 'art' film, so your motivation is to blink stupidly. No, not that stupidly. Less 'Slingblade', more 'Forrest Gump'."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 07:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's more of a friendly position. That and they know I'd take a chair to the head of a pregnant mother in the name of security.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-06 07:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 12:00:15 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good deal, Hurty. Also, check out his band's myspace and let me know what you think. If I'm not mistaken it's http://www.myspace.com/savoryjames That's the new band and I think they're pretty catchy. They've got airplay on about 50 stations right now and have started some minor talks with Warner Bros. If they take off, then I get to be head of security. Whooo HOOO!
==========
Yeah they're not bad, they'd probably sell pretty well over here given the penchant of kids these days to listen to shit like this. Not my cup of tea, but I can see the appeal.
Why in the hell would they want your scrawny pale as as security?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 07:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station! Ahahahahahhaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 07:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good deal, Hurty. Also, check out his band's myspace and let me know what you think. If I'm not mistaken it's http://www.myspace.com/savoryjames That's the new band and I think they're pretty catchy. They've got airplay on about 50 stations right now and have started some minor talks with Warner Bros. If they take off, then I get to be head of security. Whooo HOOO!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-06 06:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 11:05:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that the font they used for 'Black' in the credits? Kicks ass.
-----
Not sure what the font is.
What was the tune that played when you were dancing like a retard?
-----
The tune is called "Marijuana" and is from his band's label, hence the no music credits. Actually, the whole soundtrack is from his band's label.
=======
Yeah I checked out the site after the vid. Some good stuff there.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 06:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that the font they used for 'Black' in the credits? Kicks ass.
-----
Not sure what the font is.
What was the tune that played when you were dancing like a retard?
-----
The tune is called "Marijuana" and is from his band's label, hence the no music credits. Actually, the whole soundtrack is from his band's label.
==========
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When are you going to post it?
-----
Post what?
=========
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-06 01:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But why drugs, sex, suicide, art, self-mutilation and a troubled childhood?
-----
Drugs were to kill myself. What sex? Suicide and drugs are hand in hand because of the trouble childhood (was beaten for not picking up the toys), and mutilation was because of said troubled childhood.
==========
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-05 23:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A) You went to college?
2)You look infinitely less pervy on video than you do in photos.* How's that happen?
iii) Who a)actually straight shaves their own face b)In full attire?
d)tubboy.
5) Table needs a centerpiece.
*)But also, more insane.
vii)TUBBOY!
H) DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE.
9)fin.
-----
A) I'm still in college or I'm back in college or I'm in college again.
2) My stunning and dashingly good looks, I suppose.
iii) I straight shave my face, rarely in full attire. Interesting side note: It's a bit awkward shaving your face on camera in a mirror. This is because I wasn't actually looking in the mirror. POV's and angles such that the camera doesn't appear in the mirror shot dictates that I was looking at the wall about 2 feet to the right of the mirror and trying to shave my face straight ahead...if that makes sense. That's why it looks like I'm fucking retarded and shaving.
d) sure.
5)-9) I supposing that only one with a vagina would 'know' this sort of thing.
etc. etc.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I take that back, it's just the beginning that's boring. Gets fucking awesome when you go mental.
Is that the font they used for 'Black' in the credits? Kicks ass.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What was the tune that played when you were dancing like a retard?
This could have been edited way better, still enjoyable though.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice work
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When are you going to post it?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-06 01:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But why drugs, sex, suicide, art, self-mutilation and a troubled childhood?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-06 01:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not a bad student film...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-05 23:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A) You went to college?
2)You look infinitely less pervy on video than you do in photos.* How's that happen?
iii) Who a)actually straight shaves their own face b)In full attire?
d)tubboy.
5) Table needs a centerpiece.
*)But also, more insane.
vii)TUBBOY!
H) DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE.
9)fin.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 17:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHHAHAHA @ haiku
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-05 17:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know nothing about film, nor do I like it all that much, but I will say this:
When you were freaking out in the middle, I was highly entertained. My inner dialog went like this, "Sicosemen mad! Sicosemen fingerpaint! RAAAH! Sicosemen cut self! Sicosment HATE fingerpaint! Sicosemen smash! RAAAH!"
I understand humor wasn't the intention, but...c'mooon.
Sicosemen spinning in circles smashing things cutting himself and fingerpainting +2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-05 16:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In Hard Days Night (the movie), there's a scene where George Harrison calls a shirt "grotty", which he says means grotesque.
That scene is funny, but I've left no evidence of that in this review.
I love that movie.
Now to click some links.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 15:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can someone check I_can_get_you_fifteen_toes' pulse please? Last I remember, he/she absolutely hated me and that was before I left this place. Thanks for the kind words, although I'm not sure what a grotty beach is. If this helps you, it's a beach on an island in the middle of a river, off a bay so it's not your typical beach per se. It is what we had to work with for set though :)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-05 15:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for some reason i watched the whole thing. rather liked it. although that was a grotty beach.
and in regards to other reviews, i personally believe that if you give naked pictures of yourself to other people - you pretty much get whats coming to you if they decide to share them with others.
thanks for the nudity.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-05 15:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a no.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 15:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, that's a yes and a no. Yes in theory, no in principle based on a few of your discrepancies with fact and truth.
I suppose you thought you were being incredibly witty when you wrote that review, eh? Let's fuck it out, okay?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-05 15:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a yes.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 15:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uniter. You are very clueless. Unless you have any idea what you are talking about or you know personally, it's probably in your best interest to leave your space bar comments. It seems that any time you pipe up you do nothing but prove how utterly worthless you are...moreso than me, champ. Please do come again though as I need someone to make me look good.
Rob, the point is that drawing attention to it is unnecessary. You are not a bad guy. I'm quite fond of you...most of the time.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That 'film' sucked.
Typical pretentious film school nonsense.
Why anyone would take pride in such shite is beyond me, unless you're so in love with yourself you somehow believe others will be, too, if only they see your homely face enough.
And aren't you the one who posted naked pictures of some girl who had the intelligence to dump you, and without her permission at that?
With her real name in the title so it comes up in search engines?
What a goddamn idiot you are.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oop!
3 actors. Forgot the little kid.
(Who was really quite good - the Dad was meh.)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the point, Cherry Kiss.
---
Then what is 'the point'?
From where I am sitting YOU posted a film that only has 2 actors in it and in the very title declare that you are one of them.
How am I the 'bad guy' here? hmmm?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just fine, but who is it and why is she jiggle juggling?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff183/cptlzr/1.gif
can you see this image?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the point, Cherry Kiss.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never mentioned what your real name was, pooky.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob, I was acutely aware that it had my real name involved, but I was hoping that someone who is as mentally proficient as you would have the wherewithal to abstain from mentioning it. It's this little thing called couth (which coincidentally I completely lack) that was my only saving grace. While I appreciate your kudos for the film, etc. I find it highly annoying that you now made that glaringly obvious (in conjunction with this review).
That being said, the overkill and down syndrome like revelry people get from mentioning other people's names is quite disturbing. I know quite a few uber user's full names, even more of their first names, but have put it quite past myself to use it at any opportunity. There is nothing gained from it, and quite frankly it could be detrimental to me in the future job hunts because of the poor decisions I've made on this site.
Hopefully, someone as self-proclaimed intelligible as yourself could respect that.
The sound was a full range of "water" like bytes that deal directly with the title.
I just wish it could be seen in it's full glory without missing 7 fps.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I find it odd that you get yer taint all squished up when people use your real name around this dump and then go and post a link to a film that has your full name in the credits on your friend's my space page.
Mind you - you are very rarely accused of having 'good sense' around here.
For what it's worth, though - I think it was very cool.
The sound design was especially effective.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, that easel is the shit. It was a much nicer one then I have, but I guess that's the luxury of having props.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Yozz, a singer I am not. My bravado, if there is any, is in my acting. The worst part is that I'm smashed while singing in the shower. Actually, I'm pretty drunk throughout the entire movie.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The most terrifying thing in that whole movie is you singing in the shower. Also, I have that same easel - not that you give a fuck.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-05 14:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Directed at netimportant, or lisa, or whoever the squirt you are.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha below. I will say this. My roommate at the time, who is the editor is a far cry from emo. There was an actual story line, plot, etc. but after we did the initial cut it was extremely evident that it wasn't going to work. After the second cut, which brought it down from a 13+ minute, to a 9+ minute piece what you were left with was a refined lazy emo piece of shit. It's hard trying to put a story line in a "short" with a "student budget" and all the other factors etc. etc.
That said, thanks for the compliment.
Cheers.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
muddy watches a video spoofing Dawg The Bounty Hunter now represented as Doug The Nazi Hunter where Doug uses wife's breast to help locate former Nazi.
Many apologies are made for calling the girl a nigger.
Muddy laughs a bit and then picks his nose.
All is well in Muddy's world.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That film is such a run-of-the-mill, "I'm a tortured and edgy film student" piece of garbage. I saw dozens of them at Columbia, and they are usually not captivating or inventive. The stories require little effort and the directors justify it by saying, "It's not one of those films that has a story or a point, it's experimental, it's a mood piece, it just is!" What it really is is lazy emo bullshit.
That said, you did an okay job acting in it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Muddy, I'm blocked from that link but perherpes you'll do me a favor and explain it to me in a 3-1289 second narrative in the 3rd person. MIL GRAZIE
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB412A7C0625A38E6A061EE258A525B753
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh method...would you have preferred "an apollo poking out of my method"? Or would you have rathered me "wipe with a few extra squares of method"? You know you had to cameo somewhere.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
am I turtley enough for you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-05 13:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment