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Imagine if Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace had a child.....I would vow my life to kill it. And them too. And you. God I hate people. (595 hits)

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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2007-11-06 03:21:56 EST


Whats up UBERFRIENDLIES! I hope I dont get too much freindly fire! heehee. Just kidding, I know all of you hate me... And I hate you right back. But what are ya gonna do? huh? Thats right! NOTHING! I am unstoppable, and also, even if you met me in real life, im like 7 feet tall and 260 lbs of BEEF. Id kick your buttocks to the moon, and back, because id be on the moon too, kicking you back, because im really fast too. Im just the best, except for schlongy.




So lets see, what was I saying....




thats right! TV blows, kill your children, and rape something. TEH ENDZORS.





PICTOUER of POOPIES:





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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-08 09:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i met a retard once.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-06 14:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-11-06 14:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you know what was funny about this?






Nothing.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-06 13:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thou shalt not take Glenn Beck's name in vain.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-06 12:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

puppies don't count today

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 10:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AWW puppies

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-06 10:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+@2!!!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-06 10:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just to clarify, I'm rating the post, not the poster. This was awful.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-06 10:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 09:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am now dumber having read the drivel that you have, over generously, declared a "post".

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-11-06 06:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit post skills = tight!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-06 06:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this was amusing when...

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-06 06:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You can't even spell Shlongy.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-06 06:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't hate you, respek.

Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-11-06 06:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute (^o^)"

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 06:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You seem to have mastered the shit post...think you can move on now?

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

awesome comeback rainman.

goodnight stok.

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-06 05:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're already dead, on the inside. You pineapple poopshoot pioneer.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd be dead you hamster popper. You could stick the fellowship of the ring up there with a burning lantern for all I'd care.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Id kick your buttocks to the moon, and back, because id be on the moon too, kicking you back, because im really fast too.

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A genuine laugh out loud moment.

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

danger ranger, im going to saddle your dead body and ride it through town, naked and erect. I hope you like pineapples up your ass, because there's going to be a few of them.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

imagine if your mum had kept her meat pocket closed

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ok.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 04:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

PPPPPPPPPPPaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Stepped away for a little bit... also just got super busy.

How could I stay away, though?

This filthy little douche swamp makes me smile.


Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


He's alive! (did you take a break, rob? It's been a while since i've seen you..)


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AsshOly!

...the hOliest of all the asses.

What squirts?



Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rob berg!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

CJ!!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


God Dammit, you make me giggle.


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i strained my rotator cuff when i clicked on this post.


Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart: Who's in there?

Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...

Lisa: Checkers.

Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.

Dog of Death