I think it is cool that Ebony magazine is willing to feature white people on the cover. Diversity rocks. (1620 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-11-06 15:13:46 EST
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-08 19:01:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:06:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:52:54 PST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:31:44 EST (#)
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He's had several nose surgeries, reconstructive surgery on his forehead after he was badly burned when his hair caught fire, and he's got a skin disease...he may be a weirdo, but a lot of the way he looks isn't his fault.
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I live in Leicester for fucks sake, I'm the only white guy I know.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-08 09:13:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-07 21:42:02 EST (#)
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egad my eyes my eyes
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:43:02 EST (#)
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It's all black on the inside....
All he needs is a set of bitch tits to resemble a young Elizabeth Taylor.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:51:06 EST (#)
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So much talent, so much weirdness. His life is like a manual on how NOT to deal with universal appeal.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:02:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-07 03:05:18 EST (#)
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Hmmm...
It really does look more like a painting - doesn't it? I think the team of artists that pulled that together deserve some sort of prize. There is more air brush on that photo than on an OC Chopper. Gotta admit that they made him look pretty good. I'd say only the barest trace of freak is showing... he still looks weird, mind you, but I think we've seen that batty fuck look far worse in his p-jays or in court... or in bed... with a child. On fire.
With a real nose.
Yup. That picture is so darn purdy that we almost forget he is pretty much a functional retard. A strange, introverted, conceivably insane, talented, idiot-savant who really does sleep with children and lives in a magical land of fabricated bullshit and pandering currently sustained by his rapidly dwindling wealth.
He is, by >all< definitions, a freak and should arguably be locked up and very closely monitored (...if not entirely re-programmed.)
Currently he is residing in 'Michael land' - a magical place that is quite free of icky things like accountability and he continues to wander around the world lost and rather delusional and crazy.
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i don't give a shit about michael jackson...but um, do you actually believe your long ass analysis of people or are you just typing them out to kill time?
why do people think they know celebrities? seriously...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-07 07:19:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-07 04:54:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 04:30:07 EST (#)
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my bet is that in 40 years he will look just like shlongy
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In 40 years we'll all look like Shlongy.
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In 40 years he'll be almost 90. He'll look like a bent old man with a walker, but his face will be exactly like it is now because it's made of titanium.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-07 06:53:19 EST (#)
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i think its great that Terry Hatcher agreed to pose for ebony magazine.
diversity rocks indeed.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-07 06:02:49 EST (#)
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ya know, i wonder what would have happened to jimi hendrix if he hadnt kilt hisself.
in my opinion, he was as musically gifted as the likes of.... well almost mozart and kinda close to beethoven.
in th end he was getting away from psychidelia and getting into things so far out they didnt know what to make of his "sound"
this generation had nothing like that man, including MJ. sorry, he's good, but for absolute pure musical genius and talent i think mr hendrix was over the top.
god rest his tormented soul
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-07 04:54:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 04:30:07 EST (#)
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my bet is that in 40 years he will look just like shlongy
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In 40 years we'll all look like Shlongy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 04:30:07 EST (#)
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my bet is that in 40 years he will look just like shlongy
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-07 03:05:18 EST (#)
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Hmmm...
It really does look more like a painting - doesn't it? I think the team of artists that pulled that together deserve some sort of prize. There is more air brush on that photo than on an OC Chopper. Gotta admit that they made him look pretty good. I'd say only the barest trace of freak is showing... he still looks weird, mind you, but I think we've seen that batty fuck look far worse in his p-jays or in court... or in bed... with a child. On fire.
With a real nose.
Yup. That picture is so darn purdy that we almost forget he is pretty much a functional retard. A strange, introverted, conceivably insane, talented, idiot-savant who really does sleep with children and lives in a magical land of fabricated bullshit and pandering currently sustained by his rapidly dwindling wealth.
He is, by >all< definitions, a freak and should arguably be locked up and very closely monitored (...if not entirely re-programmed.)
Currently he is residing in 'Michael land' - a magical place that is quite free of icky things like accountability and he continues to wander around the world lost and rather delusional and crazy.
His deterioration makes me sad.
Now, the fact he was so incredibly gifted is super awesome, of course, and I love most of the tracks he put down. The Jackson 5, man... and Thriller? For GET about it. Un-be-fuckingleaveable. Let's face it : musically he is untouchable - no matter what kind of weirdo he has now become - That dude could sing. AND dance.
He could even blame things on the boogie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfc-T6wGB9I
All I can say is: God BLESS that Michael Jackson - degenerate "alleged" childfondling fucking genius superstar that he is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-07 00:15:42 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/119441230965295944/1/ArousingMaterial.JPG
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-06 23:38:28 EST (#)
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Watch what you're saying, Jack: http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/large_cross_elvis.gif
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 23:23:07 EST (#)
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Every generation must have its Elvis, I guess.
Talented, loaded, and crazy as fuck.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-06 23:02:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:43:29 EST (#)
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No shit, forensic. That skinny little motherfucker sang like Smokey Robinson and danced like Fred Astaire. What a waste.
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AH-FUCKNGMEN to THAT!!! Herr Jackson is a VERY talented fellow.
Why is he a weirdo??? Whoda fuck nose???
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:56:57 EST (#)
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He's kinda hot for an Asian woman.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:55:55 EST (#)
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I believe him to have Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD) and that explains the constant cosmetic surgery. Cosmetic surgeons don't operate on people who have that, but then again, money talks.
The first inkling of Jackson having a disturbed body image started manifesting in the early 80s. Nothing official was ever said but he exhibited signs of an eating disorder back then (eating next to nothing). It's continued to this day. For example, that one mugshot of him had his body stats on it. http://www.alexanderbaron.150m.com/michael-jackson-mugshot.jpg
According to that, he's 5'11" and 120 lbs which puts him at 16.7 BMI and underweight = <18.5
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:43:29 EST (#)
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No shit, forensic. That skinny little motherfucker sang like Smokey Robinson and danced like Fred Astaire. What a waste.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:40:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:30:22 EST (#)
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Why am I not surprised to see Bubba +2ing this steaming piece of shit?
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Hadley, why am I NOT surprised to see YOU being a fucking asshole?
HUH??? HUH???
dipshit.
:)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:38:04 EST (#)
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LAWL WILL KEEP US TOGETHER
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:08:28 EST (#)
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Oh, and the song you mentioned in the filename is another of my most favorite songs of all time.
People have gotten into arguments over the meaning of the words.
We skipped the light fandango
turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
the waiter brought a tray
And so it was that later
as the miller told his tale
that her face, at first just ghostly,
turned a whiter shade of pale
**People swear that verse refers to Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe's marriage and her subsequent death**
She said, 'There is no reason
and the truth is plain to see.'
But I wandered through my playing cards
and would not let her be
one of sixteen vestal virgins
who were leaving for the coast
and although my eyes were open
they might have just as well've been closed
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:06:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:52:54 PST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:31:44 EST (#)
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He's had several nose surgeries, reconstructive surgery on his forehead after he was badly burned when his hair caught fire, and he's got a skin disease...he may be a weirdo, but a lot of the way he looks isn't his fault.
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You don't have ANY black friends, do you?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-06 22:00:11 EST (#)
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The Thriller album was massive! Jack-remember when Billie Jean was #1 for something like a month on Casey Kasem's Top 40 Countdown?
Vincent Price did a mean rap on Thriller.
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
*evil laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:52:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:31:44 EST (#)
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He's had several nose surgeries, reconstructive surgery on his forehead after he was badly burned when his hair caught fire, and he's got a skin disease...he may be a weirdo, but a lot of the way he looks isn't his fault.
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You don't have ANY black friends, do you?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:51:03 EST (#)
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Ax, that is the tragedy of this fuckjob. He had boatloads of talent and it has all been pissed away.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:40:01 EST (#)
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I'm thankful that my generation grew up knowing Michael Jackson only as a creepy child-molesting black wannabe. No one ever thinks of him as having talent anymore, just a talent for fleeing the law.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:36:24 EST (#)
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I absolutely want to hear his views on God, Fatherhood and whatever else the fuck...not.
It did make me smile though. Who would buy that magazine?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:30:22 EST (#)
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Why am I not surprised to see Bubba +2ing this steaming piece of shit?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:24:30 EST (#)
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Vitiligo?? (or whatever).
The dude is VERY talented, but a fucking freak.
He's in good company:
Method
Jack McC
Sacrilicious
Orgasmatron
P.S.
I would have added Zebra and teh Uniter, but for the OPERATIVE term "good."
fucksticks.....
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:19:06 EST (#)
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hi, bubba!!!!
ya bastard.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-06 21:16:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:46:08 EST (#)
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He's whiter than Shlongy.
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Smarter, too.
:)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:50:24 EST (#)
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It's not as simple as that because vitiligo manifests itself in specific ways. My point is that it's more likely that he's a sick fuck. Now, he had a fucked up life, which is unfair, however it doesn't excuse his alleged behavior. Poor sick bastard.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:46:10 EST (#)
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It wouldn't be surprising and maybe he did. I was responding to the "well WHAT disease is it hmmmmmmm?" below, when the answer is pretty easy to find, is all.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:42:50 EST (#)
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If skin bleaching was really used, I believe it was done pre-emptively. We all know that the poor guy had problems growing up, surely has identity issues, etc. Why would it be surprising that he would change that aspect of his appearance willingly?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:38:53 EST (#)
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Because he uses skin bleaching and makeup to cover it..it's what billionares do.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:37:53 EST (#)
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so if he had vitiligo, why was he never blotchy?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:36:25 EST (#)
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and even black kids that don't get sun are dark. Do you think all black kids are all pasty under their clothes?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:36:18 EST (#)
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Oh, or aka leukoderma as said below.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:35:48 EST (#)
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don't be ridiculous. He was a rather dark skinned black kid, so even his halfie kids would at least have SOME of his features and skin color.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:35:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 19:00:24 EST (#)
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dude, you can't seriously believe that shit. well then what is the name of the disease? and... why are his "biological" children so pasty? my gawd.
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I can't speak to whether he's ever actually fathered a kid, but the disease is called Vitiligo.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:11:02 EST (#)
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He was acquitted you evil bastards. Leave the man alone.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-06 20:02:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-06 19:55:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-06 19:11:02 EST (#)
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and his "biological" children being so pasty might have something to do with the fact that they have white mothers and are kept completely sheltered from the sun at all times.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-06 19:09:42 EST (#)
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dude, it's like a medical fact.....leukoderma.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 19:00:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:31:44 PST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:08:10 EST (#)
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No, no, no of course not. That man has had absolutely no cosmetic surgery!
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He's had several nose surgeries, reconstructive surgery on his forehead after he was badly burned when his hair caught fire, and he's got a skin disease...he may be a weirdo, but a lot of the way he looks isn't his fault.
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dude, you can't seriously believe that shit. well then what is the name of the disease? and... why are his "biological" children so pasty? my gawd.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:57:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:21:52 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:31:05 EST (#)
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if he didn't have the butt chin he would actually be an attractive female. I mean I'm jealous of that hair, so lustrous!
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It's a weave.
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well whatever, it's still better than my hair
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:43:54 EST (#)
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i still love him.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:31:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:08:10 EST (#)
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No, no, no of course not. That man has had absolutely no cosmetic surgery!
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He's had several nose surgeries, reconstructive surgery on his forehead after he was badly burned when his hair caught fire, and he's got a skin disease...he may be a weirdo, but a lot of the way he looks isn't his fault.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:24:32 EST (#)
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HAHA!
OMFGROFL!
CHECK IT OUT!
DOWN THERE IN THE LOWER LEFT-HAND CORNER!
EBONY MAGAZINE IS A JOHNSON PUBLICATION. HAHAHA!
JOHNSON, MUTHAFUCKA, CAN YOU DIIIIIIG IT!
SUBLIMINAL MINDFUCKERY AT ITS FINEST!
DEPRESS THE WHITE MEN!
SKULLFUCK!
HAHA!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:21:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:31:05 EST (#)
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if he didn't have the butt chin he would actually be an attractive female. I mean I'm jealous of that hair, so lustrous!
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It's a weave.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:12:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 17:09:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:31:38 EST (#)
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This is almost as good as one of those ilikesteak posts.
Almost.
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This coming from a gal who POSTED ONCE, got roundly shat upon, AND NEVER POSTED AGAIN!!!
*cue ominous music*
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I'm just glad I have another two worshippers.
DUN DUN DUNN
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:10:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:31:55 EST (#)
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I kick ass shamone!
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:05:25 EST (#)
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That looks like a painting rather than a photo.
MJ makes me feel sad inside.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-06 18:03:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-06 17:12:20 EST (#)
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ominous music? You mean like Duran Duran?
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Duran Duran is omnomnominous.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-06 17:12:20 EST (#)
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ominous music? You mean like Duran Duran?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-11-06 17:11:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:20:15 EST (#)
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that fucker just plain creeps me out
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here here.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 17:09:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:31:38 EST (#)
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This is almost as good as one of those ilikesteak posts.
Almost.
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This coming from a gal who POSTED ONCE, got roundly shat upon, AND NEVER POSTED AGAIN!!!
*cue ominous music*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:57:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:48:11 EST (#)
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Most cyborg looking like man ever. I pity the fool who had to 'Shop that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:45:50 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98714
</3 :(
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:38:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:04:35 EDT (#)
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I once hit a nun in her adam's apple with a brick. id like to say it was bosh but then I got molested by a priest. He perfomed forced oral sodomy on me and it made my hemmoroids flare up.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:38:18 EST (#)
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Who is that, she's kinda hot.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:31:38 EST (#)
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This is almost as good as one of those ilikesteak posts.
Almost.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:20:48 EST (#)
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i had a feeling that this is what awaited me.
104 million copies of thriller, huh? i've bought that album probably 4 times. i think he owes me a personal thank you. 'cept i wouldn't want him anywhere near me.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:08:10 EST (#)
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No, no, no of course not. That man has had absolutely no cosmetic surgery!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:00:05 EST (#)
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he's still a diddling octoroon
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:53:02 EST (#)
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i laughed
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:48:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:46:08 EST (#)
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He's whiter than Shlongy.
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Thank Christ for the full head of hair otherwise we'd never be able to tell the two of you apart.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:46:08 EST (#)
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He's whiter than Shlongy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:44:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:15:23 EST (#)
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where'd all that black go? seriously?
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Maybe his momma slapped it off.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:37:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:36:55 EST (#)
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Based on this picture, I'm betting that in five years he'll look exactly like Tony Danza.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:36:45 EST (#)
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I still love MJ.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:34:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:15:23 EST (#)
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where'd all that black go? seriously?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:31:55 EST (#)
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I kick ass shamone!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:31:05 EST (#)
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if he didn't have the butt chin he would actually be an attractive female. I mean I'm jealous of that hair, so lustrous!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:30:33 EST (#)
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That man is a fucking alien.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:30:29 EST (#)
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its a shame such a great talent got so weird.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:29:39 EST (#)
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:24:28 EST (#)
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Has it REALLY been 5 years since Thriller?...my God.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:23:44 EST (#)
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I'll bet he can no longer breath through his nose.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:22:14 EST (#)
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that must be a shit load of airbrushing
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:20:15 EST (#)
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that fucker just plain creeps me out
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:15:23 EST (#)
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where'd all that black go? seriously?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:14:41 EST (#)
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No! Bad Jack! Jack, Sit, Stay...good boy, Jack.