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Category: Movies & TV

Rating: -1.27 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-11-06 15:38:09 EST


I need the name of a movie.

All I know is that it's about a painter. Everything he paints happens in real life.

For example, he drew a piece of bread from a still life model. He then erased the corner of the piece of bread, and a rat came up and ate the same corner from the real bread. Understand?

Another thing, some guy was trying to kill him and was pointing a gun at him. The painter knew this was going to happen so he brought a painting of the would be murdered with him. He painted right then and there a red spot on the painting's forehead. The murdered presently turned the gun around and shot himself in the forehead. What power!!!

Anybody know?



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Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-08 03:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-21 16:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uniter Christmas comp prize +2!

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-01 21:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the druggie artist on heroes does that. its cool.

Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-01 19:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yr ktty s cute, can eye pet it?

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

well you guys are just no help at all

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well, THIS was fucking stupid.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

alain gets away with this? maybe I should post pictures to prove I'm not a fag, then will you accept me? sob sob sob

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i tried google you loser, and I'm so impressed by the vastness of knowledge on this site, thought I'd give it a try

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

ok theres this song ok?
I'm not sure who the artist is or how the song goes but it's really cool ok?
Oh and here's picture of my grandpa

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How about thisisn'tgoogleyoustupidfuckingtwat for $200, Alex

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no no no it's a movie with adults, not a cartoon

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Penny Crayon

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

bye-bye

in 4...3...2...1...

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i did not like this.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What I'D like to know is how someone managed to get that outfit on that cat without getting their nuts/nipples ripped off.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


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