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Submitted by Liane James <leesarajames.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-11-07 12:36:49 EST
i still cant figure out what your meant to do on this site, ive enjoyed reading the post for about 2 years but still cant figure it out help!!!
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:33:44 EST (#)
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all caught up
whew that was easy
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-09 22:17:42 EST (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:00:45 EST (#)
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The real terror is that this is a real person.
Submitted by LeeJ (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:48:43 EST (#)
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thanks that helped (not) i think il just stick to reading them and takeing the piss with my work mates
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:27:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:53:43 EST (#)
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You are supposed to use "you're" instead of "your" in that particular instance.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:34:36 EST (#)
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Any chance of you emailing me a picture of your snatch?
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:24:13 EST (#)
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Hold hand in front of face.
Squeeze into a fist.
Insert fist into anus.
repeat.
867-5309 Thats Tommy -2Tone
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:35:54 EST (#)
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You're supposed to fuck off.
Get crackin'!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:35:03 EST (#)
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Accept this gra-2ity.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:55:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:39:03 EST (#)
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here this should help, just click the link and follow the instructions
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112715
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:19:15 EST (#)
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posting needs to be more difficult
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:10:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:40:42 EST (#)
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Ok, see, you take the computer screen you're looking at, place it in a position below your posterior, and slam your ass down on it. Hard. So that it kinda wedges itself into your anus. Then you bleed.
That's what it's all about.
and then you turn yourself about?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:59:52 EST (#)
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What you're supposed to do is either A)make posts that are interesting, thought-provoking, captivating, and possibly even educational, or B) show he-who-must-not-be-namedropped-yet-again your hole.
If you've been reading for two years and you haven't figured that out, you're probably at best minimally qualified to take on option A there, and you know who I mean by "he-who-must-not-be-namedropped-yet-again".
If that was a lie, then by "he-who-must-not-be-namedropped-yet-again", I mean of course "Berty".
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:57:44 EST (#)
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Admiral Wilson and 5th, she'll be there all day
It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ..
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:57:21 EST (#)
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Try this, tape it, and post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112917
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:52:43 EST (#)
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your mom, Muddy
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:49:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:47:58 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112987
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:47:25 EST (#)
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Got me hard below.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:45:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:44:25 EST (#)
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don't listen to scourge, he's just fucking dumb
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:44:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:40:42 EST (#)
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Ok, see, you take the computer screen you're looking at, place it in a position below your posterior, and slam your ass down on it. Hard. So that it kinda wedges itself into your anus. Then you bleed.
That's what it's all about.
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HOKEY POKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:43:43 EST (#)
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you're meant to post your Social Security number, home phone, cell phone, home and work addresses, and all other applicable telephone and fax numbers.
once we've processed your claims, you'll be receiving a letter in the mail, along with a follow up fax and phone call, that offers the instructions as to what you are supposed to do.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:43:06 EST (#)
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not just anybody
help I need someone
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:41:58 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, see, you take the computer screen you're looking at, place it in a position below your posterior, and slam your ass down on it. Hard. So that it kinda wedges itself into your anus. Then you bleed.
That's what it's all about.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Liane James <leesarajames.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-11-07 17:36:49 GMT
i still cant figure out what your meant to do on this site, ive enjoyed reading the post for about 2 years but still cant figure it out help!!!
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:38:12 GMT (#)
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eat sico's dick and die
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:38:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:38:05 EST (#)
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