Mystery Camwhore: Guess The Drunken Uberuser (1953 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-11-07 13:05:39 EST
A. TheUniter
B. Habeeb
C. JoeyG
D. Zebra
E. Sphagnum
Yes, one of these answers IS correct. No, I won't give any hints (or divulge how I got the photo).
Winner gets to give the eulogy at my funeral after I'm murdered for posting this.
User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoever he is, he's disgusting.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO GROSS MAN!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY CRAP A JOEYG SIGHTING
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-09 06:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the guy rom down the road who keeps asking me for cigarettes.
*runs back into hiding*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-06 23:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."
- CS Lewis
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post has no heat, you moron.
So you posted a picture of habeeb and then backtracked.
Big deal.
So you are into child porn and plagiarising.
Big deal.
So you're stupid.
Big deal.
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what exactly is your definition of porn?
Not porn. Child porn. Such as posting this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112856
I think it was stupid to post and that was to what I referred.
Naked children should be left off ub ersite, in my opinion toe.
btw Thorns, where's that post where you plagiarised someone else's work and then pretended you did it on purpose? I can't be arsed to look but I remember you had a rather tortured explanation that was pretty funny.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahaha below
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post has no heat, you moron.
So you posted a picture of habeeb and then backtracked.
Big deal.
So you are into child porn and plagiarising.
Big deal.
So you're stupid.
Big deal.
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what exactly is your definition of porn? you're in for a big suprise when you lose your virginity bucko.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 03:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and JoeyG, Email me and reveal yourself.
meatspinner1977.at.aol.com
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 03:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha i love how CT is trying to backtrack.
YOU BIG GAY!
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-08 03:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
F. poster boy for retards anonymous?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-08 01:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-07 23:35:14 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
I pictured Habeeb like a white Urkel.
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YOU SOB, WHOEVER YOU ARE
I AM AS COOL AS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
YEEEAAH
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I pictured Habeeb like a white Urkel.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he just doesn't look anything like you...
sorry you took offense, o you who did dirty things to my camwhore
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 21:50:14 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeyG is not an alter. And he doesn't look like that. At all.
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how ecXatly does THAT look???
Hmmmmm
Imo beat chu up
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant to say Joey HAS an alter now.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeyG is not an alter. And he doesn't look like that. At all.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A. TheUniter - Nope. The Uniter is Apollo.
B. Habeeb - Nope. Habeeb is Bart.
C. JoeyG - I didn't know he was an alter... I vote this guy.
D. Zebra - Nope. Zebra is Jack McCallum.
E. Sphagnum - Nope. Sfaggy is a Zombie.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it is you Beeby. Face it.
Now get a neck!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THATS NOT ME I TELLS YA
THAT FAG LOOKS LIKE SOME KINDA RED SOX / PATRIOTS HOMO
FUCK THAT GUY, A POX ON HIM AND HIS KIN
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if JoeyG's an alter, then who have I been talking to for a year? whatev.
he's an alter now, though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O - isn't that the whole POINT of shenanigans?
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Well, with this specific example I mean.
Unless it's always been shenanigans. Like I know.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
har har.
Just think before you post, you moron.
NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT HABEEB LOOKS LIKE
OH MY GOD!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm off to home, now. Let the horse die.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, he looks as stupid as his posts...that's for goddamn sure.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, done with drivel, not shenannies. :p
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:27:34 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post has no heat, you moron.
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It does now.
O - isn't that the whole POINT of shenanigans?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And you know you live near Chicago, shit for brains.
And Habeeb lives in Chicago.
You're probably queer for each other.
Does S know about this?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So much for being "done posting drivel," huh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think you're being entirely honest here.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post has no heat, you moron.
So you posted a picture of habeeb and then backtracked.
Big deal.
So you are into child porn and plagiarising.
Big deal.
So you're stupid.
Big deal.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's funny too that I've managed once again to rope you into jacking up the heat on this post and getting all bent out of shape over a picture that couldn't POSSIBLY be conclusively linked to anyone on here. As you say, it's the Internet and we're ALL alters. :)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EVERY user is an alter, dumbass.
We're on the internet.
That doesn't mean you didn't post a picture of whoever posts as Habeeb, because you did.
I doubt anyone cares but you and habeeb.
And me because I think it's funny.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw, i was going to enjoy following this one.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Besides, you missed the point. EVERY user above, even JoeyG, is/was an alter. Hence how could an alter have a photo? Dip.
*shakes head, laughs*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record, I live nowhere NEAR Chicago, and I've never even met Habeeb, nor interacted with him outside of a -2. Try again.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THERE IS NO CT ONLY ZUUL
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's obviously habeeb, and you obviously wrote the post.
You both live in Chicago, or thereabouts.
Hence, habeeb.
The choices above are all users with whom you have had extended interactions at one time or another.
Hence, you wrote the post.
Now you regret posting the picture of him, and you try and pretend someone stole your password and posted this?
You are quite the imbecile.
Didn't you that post some semi-child porn the other day?
Why don't you think before you post?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN DIPSHITS: THIS POST AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SHENANIGANS. I GOT THE PIC FROM THE INTARWEB. JUST TRYING TO STIR UP SOME FUN AROUND HERE, IS ALL.
Hope that clears everything up.
God, it's been a slow week around here.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SUURRREEEEE
CRACKS KNUCKS
SUURREEE
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I took it off the page intentionally, genius. I didn't do this.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha how'd this get off the front page?
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
zebra = apollo
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BTW, this picture has been passed around more than a Thai hooker. I've really no clue who it is - suspect it's just some random intarweb pic, being used for shenannies. Perhaps monsieur hacker could enlighten us?
Five minutes remaining until I asplode.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*mutters curses under breath, resets password*
Let this be a lesson to all of you kiddies out there - there's NO such thing as a too strong password.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*blinks*
OKAY, WHO'S THE ASSHAT THAT HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND POSTED THIS DRIVEL?!?!?!?
You have exactly fifteen minutes to comply with a confession or I shall have your IP banned.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its Habeeb.
If this was from him I'd -2 but as its you I won't.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, it's not Joey.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
c
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AsshOly
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Denial below.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
also the goon squad is on thier way with barbwire bats
cough cough
GO STRAWBERRYFANATIC WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont know who that chode is but he sure is one ugly muddafucka
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:10:23 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually isnt that Cookielass?
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WINNER!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually isnt that Cookielass?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BEARS WOO!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Based on the level of intoxication, I imagine that 2 seconds after this pic was taken, the subject had to vomit violently.
I just hope he made it to the john in time.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That is Zebra.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We have a user named Zebra?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
G) The gay uncle who fucks EI every night.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
F) HurtBytheSun in 5 years
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN: Dipshits. This is habeeb. I beat everyone to this stunning revelation.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How'd you get a picture of Apollos mom?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOW WHICH IS RIGHT monkeyfucker
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's Sphagnum
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
c or d
i always pictured beeb as a skinny sophisticate, so it can't be him. I've always pictured jonny with hair so it can't be the uniter. And he isn't covered in moss so it can't be sphag
No idea who zebra or joey are. so must eb one of those.
my guess is joey. Final answer.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's Zebra
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:38:05 EST (#)
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it's JoeyG
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:37:54 EST (#)
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it's Habeeb
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its The Uniter
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
F. Whodafukares
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
beeb
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:33:25 EST (#)
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That wouldn't surprise me one bit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's habeeb FG.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:28:08 EST (#)
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So, when are you going to confirm the correct answer?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:21:15 EST (#)
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And a less gay name.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:20:25 EST (#)
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he needs to get a neck
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:19:05 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92322
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
habeeb.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whomever it is, he looks a wee bit hefty.
*cue Caul to make a quirky remark about fat Americans or Britishers*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
General Pinochet?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least 3 of them have supposedly camwhored, at least 2 of those I believe were authentic, and at least one has on more than one occasion.
Two would interest me a hell of a lot more by posting something they've written instead of a camwhore.
One makes me laugh because he's funny.
One makes me laugh like a fucking idiot for reasons I often cannot name.
In conclusion, I don't really care who it is.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i fucked him.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Fred Thompson's prom photo.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
b
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoever the fuck it is, he forgot to wear his hockey helmet in this picture.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ZZ) Don't give a shit
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Yeah, ya do...if you didn't you wouldn't respond to this post one more time, Simon.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ZZ) Don't give a shit
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ZZ) Don't give a shit
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MUDDY FOR THE WIN
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IT'S THE_UNITER WHO IS COOKIELASS WHO IS HADLEY! OMG!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ITS YOUR MOM!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Habeeb.