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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-11-07 14:50:41 EST


OH NO, NOT A GOODBYE POST - WHO THE FUCK CARES????????!!!!!!!!

Odd feeling this...... firstly, I cannot believe I am saying good bye to a website. Ninety nine percent of people whom I shall never meet..

Madness setting in surely (can't be old age - surely..)

But then I think.... why NOT say good bye to a website when I once said hello?

And there have been some nice people. They don't all laugh about stories of rape. They're not all alter cowards who hide behind personas.... There are good, decent posts that are interesting or amusing - its not like they're all obsessed with a picture of a rabbit with 'HAR HAR' attached to it. They're not all that juvenile. (YES THEY ARE)

There are the genuine nice people that I've come to listen to and banter with. And some good aspiring authors. There are the good and the bad everywhere and I feel after three and a half years that a goodbye is due - at least to the ones I've met and spoken to on email at other times.

Oh and before I go - the reasons I am 'pulling a Shlongy' and retiring?

1. There are a lot of negative vibes floating around on this website - more than I used to remember but hey, I could be wrong. Maybe it was always like this? Either way, I like happy vibes. It's as simple as that. My tomatoes in the garden give me more pleasure these days.

Oh, and the intelligence level on Uber at the moment is dropping faster than Michael Schumacher on a good day. Although there are exceptions.

2. I used this website to write pieces and pick up help and advice from any critics. Now this, I admit, I will miss a little but I shall carry on writing anyway.

3. I find myself not reading much here anymore, and visiting even less. Maybe I'm just too old for this?

4. I'm starting a new contract in London next week and in the evenings and weekends I am doing my part time degree. I won't have time to play on the internet anymore. Other than to look up scientific words I don't get on my assignments.

5. I realised that if anyone I knew worked out that I was on Uber that I'd be embarrassed. Like having bad friends at a dinner party.

6. I used to use this website when I was bored. It served its purpose and I am no longer bored. It was fun while it lasted.


To the (really clever) people who reply "waah, waah, cut yourself" - 2004 called - it wants its comment back. Ha ha ha.

I don't doubt that one day in the future I'll look back at this place but I won't be posting again. Bye you beautiful bunch of freaks...

Flyingbuttmonkey - my mate, pretty, smart and a DAMN good artist. DO something about it.
Sacrillicious - adorable, I'll miss you.
Orgasmatron - my poetry fiend, be good angel
Emission Impossible - stay in touch, it's been fun, you're barking mad but you know that don't you... 
Danger Ranger - we have email.. talk soon
Apollo - I hope you're happy.. you were the first person who chatted to be when I joined - lovely big bear. Was disappointed you stopped writing your series.
Blinkish - *wink*
Captain Thorns - hope to see you in a bar in London one day - think you have my email
Manicmother - you have my email - I might just pop over for that beer one day.
Circe - the best writer here..
Method - you're an ass *ducks*
TigerLilly - you're a very real person. I totally love ya.
Ghola - I'll miss your posts - always thought you were a good writer. Write a book.
Crystal - you have my email, keep being happy. (you made a list)
Lungfish - my hero
Jonny X - you're a total sweetheart
Shlongy - you are a sweetheart too - get a band going again one day and I'll come over and duet you on the guitar. And no I won't show you my hole.
Ebola May - very nice chap
Caul - I hope it all works out for you. I bet you're a lot nicer a person in real life than you are here.
Experimenta, Susie derkins and little monster - cute as buttons. Take care girls.
Forensic - the only mature lady left?! Bye hon.
Phuzzygish - take care my vriend
Jeanneee - a genuine girl, was lovely knowing you.
Joey G and Drogo - two of the nicest guys here

Kaos king, bigmike, rad, kracka, scourge, spam, whisky jack, monkeyswithguns, inion, shadow, fey, fabit, ih8u2man, ilikesteak, c1ndy, thorpe, berty, redskies, williamson, forthewin, sideburns, barney, orphelia, TTOM, fungah, AssHoly, iddqd, Jack Macallum, Chaos jester, i-can-get-you-a-toe...even bubba.... I'll miss you lot too.

And Bart of course. He's okay. (GIVE DARKO HIS RATINGS BACK)

If I haven't mentioned you, I've either temporarily forgotten you (and so apologise, there are loads of nice people here now I think about it)

Or, of course, you're not worth saying goodbye to.

AND YES I KNOW NONE OF YOU GIVE A RATS ASS IF I LEAVE OR NOT BUT..... um...........

......peace out.


*shoulders guitar and wanders off*




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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merlina!

I was just thinking about you yesterday. Heard news that my friend in Ireland is getting married, so I might be headed back some time- not sure when, but probably next year some time. I see you rated a post today, so I figured I'd drop by just in case you're taking a look now and again. Miss you. -V

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MISS YOU.

If you come back, I'll bake cookies.


Just think about it... mmmmm cookies...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-31 04:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hope you had a merry christmas and have a tremendous new year

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

later, bitch.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry Christmas and happy new year, Merlina.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh good, a name drop post that doesn't include me in your weird group of uberfriends.

Just kidding, I hate you for not naming me. :(

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit i missed this when I was on hiatus.
Email me! If you ever come to Ontario, we have some drinking to do.
Does someone have her email address?? I dumped the blinkish@gmail account as well as all my contacts.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-25 14:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not forgotten :)

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess that means I get to skip the SPT Goat Post you wanted. :)

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At least in leaving you've continued contributing to a long standing ubersite tradition, never put Fungah in a list.

I don't really have any idea who you are, but best of luck.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's this I smell? A name drop??

Hoorah!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-10 18:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess I will be the miserable bastard who ruins the vibes here.
You are an old cunt and the reason you are leaving is probably because you cant afford the internet bill anymore!!!

No but seriously... WHY WASNT I ON THE LIST?!?!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Because you're clearly a horses ass.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-11-10 06:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

flyingbuttmonkey and davros you should BOTH get back on here and provide me with more entertainment. I drunk dialed you FBM!! and a good time was had by all even though you were mad at me for waking you. in my defense it was almost 10 a.m. your time
-----

Mate, seriously. I'd had VERY little sleep (and it was NOT 10am you big fibber). I'm on the unfortunate end of the time difference, here! The few times I've drunk dialled you, you've been eating your dinner or doing something civilised and board-game related. You drunk dial me and I have to peel my still drunk ass out of my pit and 'talk British' to your incoherent friends.

I'm still don't really mind, though. It IS funny.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-10 04:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113001#2576252

More like a wizard now that I think about it. But since she's a woman...she's a witch.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess I will be the miserable bastard who ruins the vibes here.
You are an old cunt and the reason you are leaving is probably because you cant afford the internet bill anymore!!!

No but seriously... WHY WASNT I ON THE LIST?!?!!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is one of the saddest posts in the history of ubersite.



Also, I think it's funny that after three years people still think my name has to do with being a holy ass. really, im just an asshole named Oly. it was a cheap joke :(


i will miss you. in internet terms, that means i will look back at old posts and notice your name and remember that i havent seen you around in a while. then i will feel slightly down, and then i will forget until it happens again. its about the greatest show off affection i can give an internet person i've never met.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope bart listens

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-08 21:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs more Irish whore.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-08 20:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Too sad that I didn't get to know you better.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I never make lists.



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe Ill join you when I hit the MVA, thats the one thing I havent "achieved" on Uber yet

Cheerio

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

flyingbuttmonkey and davros you should BOTH get back on here and provide me with more entertainment. I drunk dialed you FBM!! and a good time was had by all even though you were mad at me for waking you. in my defense it was almost 10 a.m. your time


Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

This makes me sad! I hope you'll be back around someday and thanks for all the kind words and advice.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*WEEPS*

I would say I will miss you, but I don't hang around here that much myself.

Take Care.

-Dave.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't say I don't blame you hon, I don't really come on here any more myself. It used to be entertaining but its finally dying a death I think. Shame.

Thanks for the pretty words though and it's not like I won't see you around. Davs mentioned going for drinks in London Town soon; we should sort something. I still owe you and your old man some sort of Big Gesture after those Handel tickets. I've bought a lottery ticket and everything, so fingers crossed.

xxxxx

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Like a swamp hag, perhaps?

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You always reminded me of a witch. Not an evil, mean, child-eating witch. The good kind.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

but....

BUT.....

We've just discovered that Electro is a furry.

How could you POSSIBLY leave at a time like this???????

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel you.

Goodbye, anyway.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good-bye.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

weeeeep.




fare well, Merlina!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

anyway you wanted least heated, i was doing you a favour.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes i am.

You have decades of most heated sucsess ahead of you! This is merlinas moment, dont spoil it Cliff Clavin.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You assholes from Europe are responsible for this post passing MY great post for Number 1, Most Heated.

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 09:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on a most heated post ;)

Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-08 09:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Orphelia is me.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would Merlina miss your mums pussy cat?
Who is barney? I demand to know (is he fit)?
-----
Which of the goddamn Brit boys are you, you failed wanna be slore?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Clearly i will have to find this elusive barney myself. Thanks guys!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha obviously it was meant to be a witty email address but its just disgusting really!

No Shenanigans I promise.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Emission - Seriously? Meatspinner? As your email addy? Lies. I call lies.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Merlina loved my mums cat.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ranking: 2

Emission - That was kind of my point. Everyone else on this place has their nice moments, whereas Merlina was nice. The rest of us are doomed.
------------
I know it was your point Fey, im not quite as dumb as I appear. Naieve occassionally.

mail me sometime and I will offer you pearls of wisdom.

meatspinner1977.at.aol.com

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would Merlina miss your mums pussy cat?
Who is barney? I demand to know (is he fit)?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Emission - That was kind of my point. Everyone else on this place has their nice moments, whereas Merlina was nice. The rest of us are doomed.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Writer's Forum (Serious)?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My mums cat is called Barney

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing really.

Ahhh ' I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'W''



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I repeat who is barney?

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

:)

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, I know my my bitch. What about it?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Awww phuzzy you know your my bitch

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jealousy makes you naaaaasty.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good luck

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think there are loads of nice people on here - I could not list it would be way long.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

phuzzys a twat though

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ahhh you are nice Fey! Well in a mean crazy way ;)

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(worth reading, definitely NOT kicker of all ass.)

:(

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Awww... Take care angel, I'm gonna miss having you brighten up my posts.

:(

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite just got meaner.


_____


By about a hundred percent, as Merlina was the only nice person on here.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wasnt crying or masturbating, I was actually off pretending to do some work. You know that stuff we get paid for?

Who am I kidding? I was off having a coffee and a chat.

So whats happening? Apart from Em leaving that is, because we know he wouldnt be able to cut his cord.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LAMBRUSCO thank you very much

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Em is so not gay. He likes Shirley Bassey and drinks far too much Lambrini to be gay.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like girls and only girls dammit

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

how very dare you

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well just be less gay

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm my scroll buton is broken, aww well dont need it.


Hey everyone look what Danger Ranger said, he loves me!! ahahahaha

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

okay emission, I'd love you,






































































to leave.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.sausagenet.com/i/p/429-0.jpg

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it feels to me that i live my life, like danger ranger in the wind





Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

whhoop

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Batfink kicks ass. His wings man, look at his wings. c3po - a ramp and he is sprawled on the floor like a useless pile of robot junk.
DR please tell em you love him. Or something


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok Danger seeing you asked so nicely and you would miss me so much, I WILL STAY!!!

god, anyone would think you are obessed with me.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You reccommended them to me some time ago DR and i finally got round to them the other day. It was my pleasure and I really hope you do more stuff like that. One of Ubers most under-rated little gems. Thank you.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you know batfink's a much better c3po

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thank you for reading my turtle posts orphelia, it's probably the most underrated series on the internet. It's not tolkien but then it's better than fucking star wars.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Goodbye´s too good a word, Gal
So I´ll just say fare thee well.

B. Dylan- Don't think twice it's allright.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Danger Ranger can make me stay or go, the choice is his.




Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I once owned an Andrex puppy. We had to use like 50 rolls to collect the tokens. I loved that puppy like it was real.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:05:16 EST (#)
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Oh Em I know her does. You don't need to hear it.
Here play with this loo roll.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

danger ranger saying how much he loves me

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What is gonna take to make you stay - Bjs aside?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

:( i mean it, im really really leaving

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

okay well bye

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

right im leaving UBER


you heard it here first

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Em you are adorable like the Andrex puppy. Better?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

tolerable???? Why doesnt everyone just shower me with cmompliments today hey!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think you are tolerable just as you are Em.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty are you calling me a toss pot.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Im not zany, im just out there, little bit wooooo little bit way, the girls love a showman and thats me! Emission the first, the one and only Chesney Impossible, take your pick.....coem on Berty take a trip in the campavan of impossible dreams.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think zany is a terrible insult. It implies forced humor and madness. Like the retard who dances shambolically at a wedding disco, knocking over small children and poor old aunty Ethel, yeah that guy he is so 'zany'. What they really mean is toss pot.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think you should be more sensible Emission. Zany is kind of old hat.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow thats so gay.



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If i had to marry a man, I would marry Berty and Danger Ranger in some crazy ceremony on top of a mountain. Where sheep would give the ceremony and oprphelia would suck us all off one by one.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am here. I a wearing a black veil and weeping into a tissue.
Weeping from my eyes Em.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know Danger Ranger should really be here.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There are loads of good people on Uber, there's just a bunch of bad ones as well. They're harmless though, and quite pleasant on a good day. Truthfully as long as there's one decent person of worth left on Uber it's always worth checking back here. And I intend to be here untill Bart closes the site, God forbid that day ever comes.

So there'll always be a good reason to come back to Uber, which is why nobody ever leaves. They just take a break.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what wank drogo? nooo he wont let me, selfish bugger he is.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You don't do that over your naked Merlina doll I hope?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

drogo usually just wanks

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think drogo has gone for a little cry.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

drogo will that be the same time you come to Bristol?? like never!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Take care Merlina

Some day I will actually make it up to London for a visit and maybe, just maybe may find my way into a drinking establishment for a while.

See you around lovely lady.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i have a merlina doll. Though i had to make the boobs just how i imagined. Yes its a naked merlina doll.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Poor em, you will be building a shrine next.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i shall not be moved, i shall not, i shall not be moved

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

im not leaving dammit

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 03:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey when are you doing one of these posts CJ??


heh


Oh and Merlinas like God, she's always watching, kiss kiss Merlina, im camping here all day.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-08 03:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Toodles, pretty lady.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 03:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DR you are not getting my email address, not after you sent me those photos of you in the jacuzzi to my old email.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-08 02:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Would it help if I camwhored more?

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-08 01:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HOLY CRAP YOU LEAVIN UBER IS LIKE ANOTHER ILLEGAL SPICK COMING TO AMERICA

WHOOPPIIEE!!!!

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 01:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

just send the fucking email already

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-08 01:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is this you?: ....ke@west......

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-08 01:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I refuse to +2 the notion of you leaving.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the man in the booth told me i've been really mean lately

he didn't have a clue how lucky he was, since i was out of matches

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bye baby. Take care. :)

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

erm, why. What have you done.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hi D_R!

i guess picking me up @ the airport, in the near future, is off the table now?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are the nicest person to of graced Uber, ever.

_____________________

Indeed.
-------------
*ahem*


Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-11-07 23:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bummer. Take care of that beautiful garden.


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 21:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OH NO, NOT A GOODBYE POST - WHO THE FUCK CARES????????!!!!!!!!

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98464

why, Merlina, why?

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what beer turtle said and daisies!

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"But then I think.... why NOT say good bye to a website when I once said hello?"

You have a point there.

I don't think I've ever done this before. Ok, here goes.

:(

Ok, that's enough of that. Emoticons = bad.

It sucks that another one of my "must reads" is leaving. But, if you're not bored anymore, then I guess there's nothing for it.

I'll miss you. You seem like one of the better people I never knew.

"May the most you wish for be the least you ever receive."

Cheers.


Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I never makes the cool lists :(

at least not public ones.

parting thoughts: you'll be back.

I take hiatus' from here pretty often, and you eventually just learn to filter out the idiocy.



Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your posts always fed food for thought,one way or another.
You are the sweetest,most interesting and multi-facetted person on uber.
I appreciate your "kill them with kindness" approach.
I got a kick out of how your posts would get totally trashed by the pricks-
and you would just skip away whistling leaving a trail of rose petals.
i don't ever remember you even telling anyone,no matter how crude,to fuck off.
Very admirable,You are one awesome lady.
I'm still in lurker mode on uber.
I'll stick around-'cause there's some dipshits on this site that need some abusin'
If/when i do decide to start posting- i hope as you are quietly poking around,you will check it out.
Best wishes for your endeavours
Peace,

UTOCK

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bye!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who is barney?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are the nicest person to of graced Uber, ever.

_____________________

Indeed.

Take care, dear...


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are the nicest person to of graced Uber, ever.

_____________________

Indeed.

Take care, dear...



Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and even bubba
========
me or the other dude? not that it matters.
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave<<< i thought you'd appreciate that.

don't let the door hit your ankle fat on the way out. just kidding.

and remember, floss after meals.




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You were fun, most times. Stop back some time.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awww... bye

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


: (


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<3

night darling.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well time for bed for me. It's 11.04pm and I'm tired..

Signing out Uber.

It was fun.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Truly one of the sweetest ladies on here. Happy trails, evgren. Sláinte!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

cool - will email you. About time we met for beers.


Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

At times?? I live here now, baby.

I'm a fully pledge londoner. I spit on poor people, get drunk at lunchtimes and act impatient if I can't get on a train or bus after waiting for four seconds.

I'm living down in the South East (Forest Hill).

Email nathsleeman.at.googlemail.com

Or just look me up on facebook. I'm a member of it, and yes, I am a little ashamed, but to be honest I fucking hate the place. If one more bastard pokes me on there I'm going to poke them back with a chainsaw.

But I do enjoy some of it.

But regardless, give me a holla

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I swear at some point in the past I brought you a pint or something and not even a mention?!?!

Are you leaving because I stopped posting, because I can understand that...
~~~
ahh Nath - you have my email and you are in London at times- I'll see you in The George pub, right?


Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I swear at some point in the past I brought you a pint or something and not even a mention?!?!

Are you leaving because I stopped posting, because I can understand that...

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

C'mon...just one quick hummer for Shlongy before you split???
~~
hee hee

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

C'mon...just one quick hummer for Shlongy before you split???

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And to think I never ordered you that 'Rock Bitch' t-shirt I created all those moons ago.
~~

:(

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

daisies!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:57:06 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

as I said - people I forgot - badass, yozz, hurtbythesun, hadley... all nice people

========

Haha, I was about to make some crass comment about how much I hated you for not ONE SINGLE MENTION to validate my ePresence here. But, well, now I can't!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And to think I never ordered you that 'Rock Bitch' t-shirt I created all those moons ago.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

as I said - people I forgot - badass, yozz, hurtbythesun, hadley... all nice people
-----
Fuckin hell....I told you to destroy that memo....


Now I have to go back to being a complete asshole for no reason.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nobody likes you here anyway, theres sewers reserved for people like you.




-2 DROWN.
~~~~
I'm going to miss annoying you just by being happier than you.

*throws daisies all around*

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, I'm already a godsend. In your defense I never formed a real opinion about you, but then again I haven't really formed a sincere opinion about anyone. You really haven't impacted me in a positive or negative manner.

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nobody likes you here anyway, theres sewers reserved for people like you.




-2 DROWN.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

same here, but i don't think a post is necessary to convey this. nobody really notices when you're gone
~~~
I agree agree with you to a degree, hence why my comment of 'saying goodbye to a website'.

But I felt there were people who I wanted to say good bye to whose emails I do not have. Apologies if that offends you but you are not me and you won't understand.

That's fine. If we were all the same the world would be a boring place.

Peace.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
~Irish Blessing

May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
~Irish Blessing

May the sun shine, all day long,
everything go right, and nothing wrong.
May those you love bring love back to you,
and may all the wishes you wish come true!
~Irish Blessing

May you always have walls for the winds,
a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire,
laughter to cheer you, those you love near you,
and all your heart might desire.
~Irish Blessing

May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.
~Irish Blessing

May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
~Irish Blessing

A sunbeam to warm you,
A moonbeam to charm you,
A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
~Irish Blessing

May brooks and trees and singing hills
Join in the chorus too,
And every gentle wind that blows
Send happiness to you.
~Irish Blessing

"Only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one."
~Elvis



Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus christ, you spastic turd...this has got to be the longest winded goodbye yet. Change your fucking password and leave already.

*I'm just pissed that I wasn't included in your genitalia swap at the end of your post*
~~~~~~
oh dear.

What can I say ? um.... I hope you are reincarnated as a better person?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus christ, you spastic turd...this has got to be the longest winded goodbye yet. Change your fucking password and leave already.

*I'm just pissed that I wasn't included in your genitalia swap at the end of your post*

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

3. I find myself not reading much here anymore, and visiting even less. Maybe I'm just too old for this?

same here, but i don't think a post is necessary to convey this. nobody really notices when you're gone; nobody knows who you are when you return. goodbye posts are just about getting one last blowjob of attention, and the girl never sucks more than the head, the fucking cheater.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know I'll probably sneak back here quietly to read Ghola and Circes posts. But I'll be quiet about it.

Actually Ghola girl, if you have something you're proud of and you like - can you just email it to me please.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't be a stranger. Boredom captures everyone once in awhile.


Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bye
~~~~~
Wow. Your first review! ha ha ha ha. Did you log in just to -2 me?

God I'll miss uber.


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite just got meaner.
----------------------------
Indeed.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112720#2563883



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Boogie on, reggae woman.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Saccy - am still at emil addy - want to stay in touch. x

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Blessed Be, my dear Merlina. You will be missed.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll miss those red devil eyes....

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113002

these were done for you! Pretty.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NO

NONONONONONONONO!

I CARE, GODDAMNIT!

I'LL THROW THIS TANTRUM UNTIL YOU TAKE IT BACK!

WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, I'LL USE CAPITALS..AND EMOTICONS- DON'T MAKE ME!

You're a ray of kindness and goodwill and sunshine in an otherwise..well, you know..place. I will miss your posts more than I can say.

I wish you EVERY GOOD THING. And the next time I make it to Ireland, you're going to meet me there. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.

Are you still at your yahoo address? I will keep in touch if you'll have me.

I'll miss you, lady. And if you ever have a change of heart, come on back. Everyone else does.

<3 <3 <3



Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yet another no list.
oh well.
good bye Merlina, have fun.
~~~
another forgotten! dammit - bye you.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yet another no list.
oh well.
good bye Merlina, have fun.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aww...

But uber NEEDS a witch. I'll miss that pointy hat, and the solid writing.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Third on the list! I do believe that's the first time anyone here's called me an angel.

A fairy, sure. Lots of times. Little do they know that they had the wronged winged being in mind.

But you see true, aye, and know it and like it.

And I'm happy that you're busty and free of this place.

And busy too.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel the same way, but I'm still stuck in a boring rut.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no worries, you have a pretty long list there as it is. Join us for round two! my book has almost made its way around the world! WOOOOO!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll miss your writing even if you won't miss me. ;)

good luck in life. B
~~~~~
Another sweetheart I'll miss. Sorry for no mention. Take care.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow I am glad for you that you don't need Uber but you are really gonna be missed.
You ARE the loveliest lady on here. You always seem to find something positive to say even about the shittest of shit.
Who is gonna correct my bad english now?
Good bye sweet Merlina. May you do a Christmas comeback.
PS I was so weary of you anyway! hehe

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nooooooo! You can't leave!

:*(


My only hope is that you'll get bored again and come back.




Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well there goes my blackberry cheesecake in london :(

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

oh, and are you going to do next round of uber books?
~~~
prob not - stay in touch
---

BOOOOOO!

Well, maybe some of your nice will rub off on me when/if I ever get my book back.



Take care, lady.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy - you are a sweetheart too - get a band going again one day and I'll come over and duet you on the guitar. And no I won't show you my hole.


What kind of duet would it be without hole viewage?

Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bye

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Swing by here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112987 on your way out the door.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll miss your writing even if you won't miss me. ;)

good luck in life. B

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Way to ruin my lunch. Hope you'll be back.

As for any bad vibes I may have put out recently (not towards you, of course), they're just a bit of nonsense -- a reaction to insinuendo, which is insinuation towards innuendo brought on by increased negativism out of a negative reaction to my positivism.

You're missed already.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you'll be back.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

even bubba?
~~~
even bubba. *kiss*

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Quit coming back to your going away party. Bye now. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

even bubba?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bye Anansie x

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

oh, and are you going to do next round of uber books?
~~~
prob not - stay in touch

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Crystle makes way more lists than me.

Ubersite just got meaner.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:26 EST (#)
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Can I have your E-mail, pretty please?
~~~
irishmerlina.at.yahoo.com

oh, and the reason I'm commenting on this post is because its my last night. Is that so bad?


Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:00:31 EST (#)
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I was already to sigh and -2 goodbye post.

then I saw my name---it really doesn't take much to please me. I think maybe if you had written that you stubbed your toe I still would have +2d it.

and now you're leaving, we barely had time to know each other, did you know that my favourite food is bacon? or that i work on the ninth floor?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:59:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:54:22 EST (#)
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It seems so permanant!
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dammit. My bad. Bye corn - I liked you so much, what an ass for fogetting.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:59:36 EST (#)
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5. I realised that if anyone I knew worked out that I was on Uber that I'd be embarrassed. Like having bad friends at a dinner party.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:59:06 EST (#)
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asdf

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:58 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:47 EST (#)
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Sorry. +2. Will surely miss you Merlina.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:42 EST (#)
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well, one day i'll do this post probably.

my list will be a lot shorter though.

just shows you're an easietr person to get on with than me, i guess.

well...best luck, godspeed, well wishes, all that other hocus pocus and mumbo jumbo. you're a peach.






oh, and are you going to do next round of uber books?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:33 EST (#)
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Don't review on this...just leave, dipshit.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:26 EST (#)
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Can I have your E-mail, pretty please?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:10 EST (#)
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Theres a lot of love for you here Merlina.


Hear From You soon x

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:58:02 EST (#)
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NOW I AM SAD.


:(

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:57:36 EST (#)
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Good on ya, J. Can't say I blmame you one bit. I'll miss ya, and will look you up for sure the next time I'm on your side of the pond.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:57:33 EST (#)
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ah, a list within a list! :)


oh, and if you want happy vibes, my frogger post is happy!!!! don't go!!!!!!!

<3

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:57:06 EST (#)
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as I said - people I forgot - badass, yozz, hurtbythesun, hadley... all nice people

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:56:56 EST (#)
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you are pretty much the nicest person that isn't real, ever.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:55:52 EST (#)
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bamf was left off your list...you used to be cool with him


he's a cock now though

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:55:35 EST (#)
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Names, names, names. Get over yourselves.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:55:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:54 EST (#)
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You are the nicest person to of graced Uber, ever.

Will keep in touch xx
~~~
Will email you x

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:54:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:35 EST (#)
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bye :(

even though i'm not on your list you're on mine.
~~~
Yes you are - recheck the list.


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:54:22 EST (#)
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It seems so permanant!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:54:13 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:56 EST (#)
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Well, bye I guess!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:54 EST (#)
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You are the nicest person to of graced Uber, ever.

Will keep in touch xx

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:46 EST (#)
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ANOTHER list I didn't make.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:53:35 EST (#)
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bye :(

even though i'm not on your list you're on mine.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:52:59 EST (#)
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here's an idea...do a post about yourself

its revolutionary


I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!

-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block