Electro is a furry, and you can too (2690 hits)
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Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2007-11-08 10:24:06 EST
I CAN NOW DIE A HAPPY MAN
<DIES>
http://crapoartworks.deviantart.com
Electro quote of the day:
"I once ordered 10 bacon cheeseburgers at a mcdonalds"
***Many thanks to Hadley, who found this gem, you have my eternal gratitude***
If anyone is wondering what a furry is, it's an adult who dresses up in "furry" animal costumes and does every day shit like go to the supermarket (or Mcdonalds and order 10 bacon cheeseburgers) and have sex. Well, not Electro, but you get my point.
http://www.godhatesfurries.com/index.php?p=about
Oh, and this is all saved and mirrored just in case Electro gets shy, so fret not, my pets
http://www.nymethod.com/electro/furry.html
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I am a straight furry and I ain't gonna change. Period. :3
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[link] (Crimson's Escape Game Demo!) - Well, here is the first demo of the game. Enjoy it! :3 I would love to hear feedback! The game was also launched in #FurriesSanctuary.
Furries and killer machines, death traps, puzzles, etc. I'll be putting the story into it along with more levels and etc.
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Well, I overheard this Ipride thing started by :iconodinwolf:, which sounds pretty cool. Even if I am straight and furry, I still respect those that aren't. :3
So I decided to take part in the bandwagon, after all, I need to upload more random crap often.
Oh and if you hate furries, That ain't not my problem.
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I closed my poll asking... "You bought some stuff at a store, it ringed up as a total of $45, you gave the cashier a $50 and they ring it as you giving them $60, and you get $15 change. What do you do?"
The final results: 16 votes
Correct the cashier's mistake. (9 votes) WIN
Other option? (Comment below) (4votes)
Say nothing and just go on your way. (2 votes)
Get $10 in lottery tickets. You feel lucky. (1 vote)
Interesting thoughts you people had! :3 I suppose we have a few honest people out there, but then again, some of us may get ripped off often at places and, well, getting some freebies might help pay back.
I once ordered 10 bacon cheeseburgers at a mcdonalds, no I was not gonna eat them all, but I would eat a few, store the rest in the fridge for laters. (Plus, I wanted to see what would happened if I did this.) They messed up in my favor and ended up giving me 13 of them. :lol: They were quite busy at the time too, and well, Mcdonalds has made many errors in the past. (I [censored] hate onions! YUK! :doh:)
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That's pretty much it. Now I await being tagged by others (You may have to throw something at me to get my attention.) and more bandwagons to discover. :3
I like cheese. :cheese: Random lol.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That ain't not my problem
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time to revive some of the better classics. . .
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-01-18 14:40:32 EST (#)
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george. he's going to kill you.
yous gunna die.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:20:15 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/51838
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-24 00:23:39 EST (#)
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Method = giant poop brain.
Pass it on.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-23 16:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-12 13:16:42 EST (#)
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Christopher Judge (Stargate SG-1) just found out about Electro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB_1SK0I_sM
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-13 14:04:48 EST (#)
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Oh just look at all you mundanes with your furry hate.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-11-13 13:48:32 EST (#)
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Can someone please tell me what :3 is supposed to be?
Is it an emoticon of a guy with balls on his chin?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-12 19:58:35 EST (#)
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*Crapoartworks:iconCrapoartworks: 2 days 19 hours ago
It's good to know that I got friends to stand by my side on here. :3
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Be whatcha wanna be, I gotta expect.
You are whatcha you are, I will respect.
I Am For The Win! :trophy:
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-12 17:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-12 13:16:42 EST (#)
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Christopher Judge (Stargate SG-1) just found out about Electro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB_1SK0I_sM
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excellent find...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-12 13:30:44 EST (#)
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ahahahahahaah awesome link, his reaction is fucking priceless!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-12 13:16:42 EST (#)
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Christopher Judge (Stargate SG-1) just found out about Electro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB_1SK0I_sM
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-12 13:05:21 EST (#)
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He's either going to slaughter us wholesale or commit suicide.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-12 10:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm upgrading my rating on this.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-12 06:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a fantastic post.
http://koolmang.deviantart.com/
electro's furry friends are picking fights with koolmang. how cute.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-12 00:21:19 EST (#)
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~fiern 1 day 15 hours ago
ok my friend let me give you some advice. like you i am over weight. and i do have a learning disability (if anyone picked on me i usualy beat the snot out of them) but anyways here is what you do. FIRST. do not leave DA. SECOUND ignore them. remember what your mom/dad always said about sticks and stones? well belive it. all it is. is words. there too immature to figure you out so they pick on you. there all probobly 13/15 year old boys with nothing to do. no friends. and are probobly "uber" loser's so dont listen to them. to even visit the site. say (in my own words) fuck you. and ill see you in hell! (dont actually say it but. you get my point aye?) enjoy yourself. dont let others drag you down. i never did. i was heavy set for the longest time. and people picked on me. they picked on my mom too she was very heavy set. and you know what i did? i either beat the living crap out of them. or i just left completely. ignored everyone and became a loner. i am abit of one now. but ive gotten over that. (decided to listen to myself) so dont beat yourself up man. and dont let these a$$ wipes push you around. ignore them. once they find out that they cant bother you anymore they will get bored. and leave you alone. it works every time. and if they dont leave you alone. ignore them! cause who cares if THOSE "retards" have a beef with you. there insite is about as useful as a bag of dog shiat. ok? ok.. \^.^/
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-11 21:50:45 EST (#)
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MUST READ: The past should be the past...
Journal Entry: Fri Nov 9, 2007, 7:51 PM
I am a straight furry and I ain't gonna change. Period. :3
(If you have a hatred towards furries, don't bother viewing me.)
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I guess sometimes, the past comes back to harass you, but then again, the past should stay the past and be left well alone.
I shall tell you all my tale of what happened before I joined dA, to escape my past of harassment and cruelty that was dealt to me.
I have a mild form of autism, no, nothing huge. I am quite smart, pretty much normal like you and me, well, whatever is considered 'normal.' Anyways, this mild form isn't big. I just learn somethings slower than others, maybe it's hard to learn it at all or understand it. I struggle through it. :3 Also, I was a bit heavy set, but I have lost some weight over time tho. I use to weigh 310-320... I currently weight 250 something and it's slowly dropping and hanging aroudn there. :3 Water can do wonders when you drink tons of it.
Anyways, there was a website I came upon that looked like a forum of some sort. It was called, Ubersite. My account name was Electro. I suppose it was where you could discuss stuff, share ideas or thoughts I suppose, maybe poke fun at the latest news in the world. I joined and started posting... thought all was okay , but then things got bad. People taunted my stuff, made fun of my autism saying I was a retarded fat kid. I did show a picture of myself on the site, showing I had some balls to show myself, and tried to fend off the assholes... but turns out that I only fueled their fires. I wanted to delete my posts, remove my account, any traces of me from this site, but there is no delete button. What you post on it isn't removed unless deemed not appropriate. (Not sure how the hell harassment is considered acceptable.)
I have made requests to the owner of the site, to remove my content, and stop this harassment by any means necessary, but it seems no actions have been taken. I was ignored. So, fed up with the bullshit, I decided to just leave the site.
I joined dA sometime later, and it's been great here. Then 8-9 months later, my past found me and took a bite of my ass. It seems they found my dA profile and decided to copy the whole thing to the site and poke more fun at me. They even decided to poke fun at Furries thinking/saying that they are all about sex and yiff and gay. (Bah, no one seems to do research these days about what 'furry' really is.)
Back in those days, I was maybe a little, immature on Ubersite, but these days, I am not like that at all. So, now that my past has found me, what am I to do? Do I make a new dA account? Move my stuff there and hope I don't get found again? Do I continue to try and reason with the website's creator to remove my account and posts and all harassment from the site?
How can I stop the harassment, and make them just leave me be? I never asked for any of it. I just want it to all go away. I wanted it just gone, to start somewhat, anew.
:sigh:
This has got me bummed. I am gonna watch some TV. I just found 101 Dalmatians. The movie, not the Disney cartoon movie. It just started. To tell the truth, I would prefer the old cartoon movie better... maybe I'll play Newground's Flash Version of Portal...
I just wish there was some way, to take it all back...
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-10 03:59:24 EST (#)
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Or is Electro the retard and ETS just crazy? Now I don't know.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-10 03:58:15 EST (#)
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You know, I always used to get him mixed up with that retard ETS, and it seems I wasn't that far off after all. As the saying goes, "Yiff in hell, furfag."
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:40:06 EST (#)
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Wow, *claps* You can copy and paste.
So sad. For you.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:30:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:14:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-08 19:50:32 CST (#)
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you know, this post should have been way overshadowed by the reviews.
how disappointing
i was just thinking that.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, THIS was funny
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:11:45 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I actually once thought Method's Mom was a furry, but it just turned out that she forgot to get her body wax that week.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We need to convince Electro that Ubersite is now a haven for furries so he'll post a picture of his conventions and himself in his furry suit.
I'm guessing he's a panda bear.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:29:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WRONG WRONG WRONG and seriously NSFW
http://www.fursuitsex.com/
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I officially hate you now.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-06 08:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woooo look at me, I jumped into the MVA list, skipped 5 people, and have firmly planted myself in the 20 spot. I rule.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-11-09 00:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get the joke here.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-08 22:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think that more than any other sign that this site is on it's way out is the fact that this post only has this many reviews and the commentary really wasn't that funny
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-08 21:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I actually once thought Method's Mom was a furry, but it just turned out that she forgot to get her body wax that week.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-08 21:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method's Mom quote of the day:
"I once got gang-banged by 10 bacon-cheeseburger-eating black guys at a mcdonalds"
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-08 20:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, this post should have been way overshadowed by the reviews.
how disappointing
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-08 19:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm coming to the States to dick you Method. Be aware.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-08 17:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw a Youtube clip of a chick in a furry head and gloves. The thing was, she was prancing/dancing around and seemed to have a cute bod... and all I could think was, man, what a waste.
Then again she could have been as ugly as fuck under that mask, and as I always say, 'Babe, why waste your cash on that fancy getup when a paper bag will do just fine?'
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 17:36:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:03:56 EST (#)
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Shlongy, there are bigger things at work here than you and I, you don't seem to have realized the magnitude of this post.
Electro wears animal suits and buys bacon cheeseburgers at Mcdonalds by the dozen.
The implications are STAGGERING.
this set me to laughing all over again.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-08 17:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, Nice pics of cute little dogs
**walks back and stares**
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-08 17:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WRONG WRONG WRONG and seriously NSFW
http://www.fursuitsex.com/
What? I had to contribute SOMETHING of absolutely no value to this post.
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DUDE, I MEAN, WTF, THOSE ARE GAY DUDES!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
furiously waxes own carrot....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*furiously dices cucumbers*
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:26:17 EST (#)
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You know just what I like.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:25:19 EST (#)
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wanna fool around and degrade my masculinity afterwards?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:18:23 EST (#)
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Don't start with me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:12:23 EST (#)
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Not once did I make fun of his autism, you ornery slut
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:07:22 EST (#)
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Why make fun of an autistic kid when there are dozens of idiots on Ubersite without developmental disorders to excuse their socially retarded behavior?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WRONG WRONG WRONG and seriously NSFW
http://www.fursuitsex.com/
What? I had to contribute SOMETHING of absolutely no value to this post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Like Electro would have any clue what to do with one of them...
"Nice tail!!! But you look kind of cold...
...
...
...
Wanna wear my Hawaiian shirt?"
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm... do playboy bunnies count as furries?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:36:54 EST (#)
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Alanine 457 mg
Aspartic acid 640 mg
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Niacin 2.4 mg 12%
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Iron 4.9 mg 27%
Magnesium 6.6 mg 2%
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Sodium 385 mg 16%
Zinc 1.3 mg 8%
Copper 0.1 mg 7%
Manganese 0.1 mg 4%
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In the darkest days...
In the most needful hour...
He RETURNS!
Thanks for saving the site from another excruciatingly painful day of crap, Method.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the greatest moment of my life.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a big part of me has a hard time believing that all of this awesomeness could really be contained within one oregonian.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
electro forever!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Journal Entry: Thu Oct 4, 2007, 3:59 PM
Yup, today, I am 21 years old. :boogie: :music:
So, to celebrate, I uploaded Bloxic Deluxe, a game I took and redid completely and I think I did well on it. Anyways, I am having a nice quiet day at home. My brother gave me fifty bucks because he didn't know what to get me. FIFTY BUCKS! SCHWEET! 8D
Ok, anyways, I'll let you people try out the game, feel free to throw feedback to me, like if some sound effects needed changed, or anything at all.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I been away too long so, update time!
- I been lazy about updating bloxic deluxe or uploading a new comic. I have one in the works.
- I started another game. Hopefully, I actually finish it. :3 It has something to do with =Cheesewhip's character named Crimson. She kicks ass. View her plz.
- I love Neopets. I been playing it for over 6+ years. I mean, it looks like it is targeted at kids, but it is truly for all ages. It has challenges for all I say.
- I have heard about the California fires and heard of the loads evacuated. I know of a few on dA that are down there that were evacuated too. I hope they are okay and stay safe.
- The cake is a lie. :cake: OR is it? I beat Portal the same day I got it which was on the 11th, and then around 11pm, I started episode two, and beated it at around 7am in the morning. I am glad I upgraded my PC, since minimum requirements was a 1.7ghz processor (I have 1.9, and use to have a 1.4... whew) Altho, some parts were a tad slow, and some sound skips... it was awesome.
If you have a Xbox 360 or ps3 or good PC, get the orange box. You will not be disappointed with it. :#1: I can't wait for episode 3 and the conclusion of half-life 2... unless there is an episode 4 that I don't know about... >.> ...
Anyways, that about it. I am gonna return myself to the popcorn tin... tasty. :popcorn:
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just when I was giving up on Uber.
Method you could make this up if you tried.
I guess someone has to be a furry. A STRAIGHT furry.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy eyebrows on that link, Bob.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you for that wonderful gift, bob, this is just a wonderful, joyous day
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://crapoartworks.deviantart.com/art/The-Real-Jeff-64111292
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're a virgin, aren't you Kaelic
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, you noob ... Pokemon's don't evolve into a pokemon of the same name. Electro would have to evolve into Furryfatkidaichu ... dumbass.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone needs to email him, bring this post to his attention, tell him what an asshole I am, tell him that they're a furry too and they support him, and then coax him to defend his furry actions in his very own NEW post.
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This could be brilliantly executed a la ClemsonCheer. Except instead of impersonating a cheerleader, be a furry chick.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oathmeal ain't fuckin gone...
That's like saying Method could be gone. Try as he might, I knew this one would bring him back.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, I mean, Electro as Electro was fucking awesome, but now he's evolved like a Pokemon into Furry Electro, this is the happiest day of my life
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!6!! *whew*
I think I just peed a little.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method. Shoot me an email with his address. Oathmeal is gone from uber.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, he's got man-tits, so he must be saying he likes cock.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wonder when he's gonna come out about the "straight" part.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, I mean, Electro as Electro was fucking awesome, but now he's evolved like a Pokemon into Furry Electro, this is the happiest day of my life
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
SWEET!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, there are bigger things at work here than you and I, you don't seem to have realized the magnitude of this post.
Electro wears animal suits and buys bacon cheeseburgers at Mcdonalds by the dozen.
The implications are STAGGERING.
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He's right you know. In real terms it's like the second coming, contact with extra terrestrial life and a deep sea drilling rig encountering mole men all rolled into one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I now wish that I HAD A FURRY ANIMAL SUIT TO WEAR AROUND TOWN, if that's what you're getting at.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OR OATHMEAL
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JESUS CHRIST YOU CAN'T MAKE UP SHIT LIKE THIS, THIS IS JUST UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone needs to email him, bring this post to his attention, tell him what an asshole I am, tell him that they're a furry too and they support him, and then coax him to defend his furry actions in his very own NEW post.
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that sounds like a job for sicosemen.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, there are bigger things at work here than you and I, you don't seem to have realized the magnitude of this post.
Electro wears animal suits and buys bacon cheeseburgers at Mcdonalds by the dozen.
The implications are STAGGERING.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone needs to email him, bring this post to his attention, tell him what an asshole I am, tell him that they're a furry too and they support him, and then coax him to defend his furry actions in his very own NEW post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I see where THIS post is headed...
You ALL just HATE having Shlongy at the the Top of the "heat" column.
IT'S A GODDAMN CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just providing publicity for the Bring Back Electro machine.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So - how come you have a picture of an Ewok close at hand Method?
Is it your desktop pic?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
berty's hindu.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN: NO BRITISH FAGS ALLOWED ON MY POST, GTFO
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*gang signs*
Berty is the blickest of us all.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Method's post too - but mainly Berty.
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I'd like to take time out to give mad props to my homies, yo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Method's post too - but mainly Berty.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gold.
andy electronakis http://www.ubersite.com/m/83327
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's probably because you keep punching people Katy.
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love taps.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-05-13 22:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Correct. It is a chess set.
Actually... Glass chess and checkers set that I got today from a helper of mine in school. ;)
Trust me, its big and totally kicks ass.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I speak Clear English. Its the staff they hire that can't understand a fuckin word you say.
And yes, that character at the end is from Megaman. I played the entire megaman classic series from the old nes days on my computer. It was fun, but some of it was hard as hell.
And I don't understand why some people of uber just don't like me. My guess is that they haven't had a bowel movement yet.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-03-03 01:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So someone that has lost over 70 pounds is called Tubby?
Fuck you.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-05 05:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, we use to have a dog... we got her when she was a pup and I was 7-8 yrs old or so..... we had her for about 8 years then on a new years eve, the fireworks spooked her and she escaped the yard and was hit by a car, killed instantly. It was just... sad and shocking. She was a good dog.
We did get another dog after some time, but she ran away and not seen again.
I haven't had any pets since.
(And I perfer not to have pet squrriels.....not really.....)
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-04 20:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We plan on going up there and spreading moth balls around. I read somewhere that squrriels hate that shit.... plus, we covered the hole with a piece of wood... but I think they are scratching at the wood thats covering the hole now.....damnit!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-09-15 23:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
err, hmm maybe I need to be more clear... Saying "Rape Her" doesn't help me. Exactly what should happen.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Will do, Berty, thanks, but for now I'm off to sit around and ignore customers for a bit
It was fun while it lasted
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A, -2,
I sunk your battleship.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's probably because you keep punching people Katy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What? No, it just coincided with me doing my spastic FUCK YOU I'M A GIRL! bit and inion and TTOM being all, PROVE IT LIAR
I'm Canadiananens regardless. Bit far.
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I think you should get your other half to try some stuff out, just to release some inhibitions. Start off slow with maybe tying a ribbon round his nob and a few sex toys, then move on to elaborate role play, Richard Nixon masks and velcro.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and, uh, no. Not really, no. Nothing really bizarre, at least?
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Well no, I'm not talking about really off the wall stuff like jamming a burning candle in your muff, just simple little kinks like REALLY liking to give blowjobs. Like as in a blowjob that would last 45 minutes or something.
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that's a kink? i didn't know i was kinky.
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Actually you've never struck me as very kinky. Tremendous sex drive, certainly, and not afraid of getting dirty but not overtly kinky. You've always struck me as being straight edge.
Bit of a dom though.
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see it's funny to me cuz i don't see myself as a dom but i got asked to be one enough times to make me wonder what the hell people think when they see me.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this reminds me, that seppo giraffe and i are supposed to be knocking of a hollywood blockbuster about furries
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and, uh, no. Not really, no. Nothing really bizarre, at least?
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Well no, I'm not talking about really off the wall stuff like jamming a burning candle in your muff, just simple little kinks like REALLY liking to give blowjobs. Like as in a blowjob that would last 45 minutes or something.
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that's a kink? i didn't know i was kinky.
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Actually you've never struck me as very kinky. Tremendous sex drive, certainly, and not afraid of getting dirty but not overtly kinky. You've always struck me as being straight edge.
Bit of a dom though.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I suddenly want to stab someone.
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kinky
*wink*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I seem to recall some news story in the Metro about an autistic kid going apeshit and raping his mum.
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Trust me not to pick up Metro THAT day.
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It's a true story that. I've also heard stuff about cerebral palsy kids hitting puberty and going psychotically randy with the hormones and using their tard strength on teachers & family members.
Come to think of it, was it cerbral palsy? I don't think it was the one where they go all moon faced 'cause those are usually very passive, but it was one of the other ones who have arrested development and die young.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What? No, it just coincided with me doing my spastic FUCK YOU I'M A GIRL! bit and inion and TTOM being all, PROVE IT LIAR
I'm Canadiananens regardless. Bit far.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I suddenly want to stab someone.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and, uh, no. Not really, no. Nothing really bizarre, at least?
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Well no, I'm not talking about really off the wall stuff like jamming a burning candle in your muff, just simple little kinks like REALLY liking to give blowjobs. Like as in a blowjob that would last 45 minutes or something.
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that's a kink? i didn't know i was kinky.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty: Possibly. I mean, I had a shower once, and my cat came right in and stared at all my no-no bits. What could it all possible mean? :(
Method: Yes. Once. On a TTOM post I think. But my face was blocked out by a great happy smiley face so no flid eyes and jagged heroin-addict teeth for you.
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My God, Ballare! Are you TTOM's woman? I thought you were a myth!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I seem to recall some news story in the Metro about an autistic kid going apeshit and raping his mum.
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Trust me not to pick up Metro THAT day.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty: Possibly. I mean, I had a shower once, and my cat came right in and stared at all my no-no bits. What could it all possible mean? :(
Method: Yes. Once. On a TTOM post I think. But my face was blocked out by a great happy smiley face so no flid eyes and jagged heroin-addict teeth for you.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ewww below
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hee hee, the idea of Electro raping anyone is pretty absurd.
*thinks*
Although I seem to recall some news story in the Metro about an autistic kid going apeshit and raping his mum.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno Ballare, compared to stuff like scat play or some of the other weird fetishes out there, furries are rather tame (ha ha).
Why do suppose you're so freaked out by them? Do you think it's some sort of rape fear? Beware the pervert and his cruel horse cock?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
has this ballare broad camwhored? If so, where can I see her signature British mongoloid droopy left eye and cavity filled brown toothed cavernous sewage plagued mushmouth?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sicose: Marshmallows. Delicious soft white marshmallows.
Berty: Things like really liking giving blow jobs or enjoying anal is nothing compared to dressing up like a great big dragon and panting 'oh yeah you bitch (literally of course because the partner is dressed up like a dog) take my pulsing purple dragon cock in your furry little dogslit oh yeah fuck me. Tweak my dragon nipples. Let my stick my horns up your nostrils you dirty little dog!'
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please, keep on, I was having a bonner
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Furry competition: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113022
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sicose: Marshmallows. Delicious soft white marshmallows.
Berty: Things like really liking giving blow jobs or enjoying anal is nothing compared to dressing up like a great big dragon and panting 'oh yeah you bitch (literally of course because the partner is dressed up like a dog) take my pulsing purple dragon cock in your furry little dogslit oh yeah fuck me. Tweak my dragon nipples. Let my stick my horns up your nostrils you dirty little dog!'
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poor poor furry electro
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Zombie Jesus
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
things like this make me feel so incredibly normal, even if i am on uber.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and, uh, no. Not really, no. Nothing really bizarre, at least?
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Well no, I'm not talking about really off the wall stuff like jamming a burning candle in your muff, just simple little kinks like REALLY liking to give blowjobs. Like as in a blowjob that would last 45 minutes or something.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BERTY I'M A FUCKING GIRL
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
FUCK
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Fair enough then. Do you not have a perfectly normal and acceptable kink like fisting? Or having your lover dribble into your mouth during sex?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ballare, what does your cunt smell most like? Marshmallows or opals?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, he's dressed up LIKE A GIRAFFE. He wants to bone a chick... wearing a GIRAFFE SUIT. There's something inherently repulsive in that. Because they don't fit in with my pretty little world view they automatically must all be cum-guzzling horsehumping paedophiles.
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Don't you have ANY weird kinks at all? Nothing? Not even something like a fascination of watching your own cock whilst fucking a woman?
Seriously?
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i thought all men liked watching the penetration. have i been lied to?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and, uh, no. Not really, no. Nothing really bizarre, at least?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
work blocks pr0n
sorry
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BERTY I'M A FUCKING GIRL
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
FUCK
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Berty to make fun of anyone with a Giraffe Suit. Have you seen this kid's MexiMullet hair cut?
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RACISM!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, he's dressed up LIKE A GIRAFFE. He wants to bone a chick... wearing a GIRAFFE SUIT. There's something inherently repulsive in that. Because they don't fit in with my pretty little world view they automatically must all be cum-guzzling horsehumping paedophiles.
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Don't you have ANY weird kinks at all? Nothing? Not even something like a fascination of watching your own cock whilst fucking a woman?
Seriously?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Berty to make fun of anyone with a Giraffe Suit. Have you seen this kid's MexiMullet hair cut?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
berty's not ugly (does have bad breath though)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, he's dressed up LIKE A GIRAFFE. He wants to bone a chick... wearing a GIRAFFE SUIT. There's something inherently repulsive in that. Because they don't fit in with my pretty little world view they automatically must all be cum-guzzling horsehumping paedophiles.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty's a spinner?
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I'm not, but I am ugly with bad breath so it all evens out in the end.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awww i'm disappointed berty.
i wanted a hair upgrade for my progeny.
like really, my hair's crap.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he's the one on the bottom.
meatspin.com
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well there go my anchor baby plans :(
wonder what the scots are like...
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Ginger with bad livers. You might as well trawl the coast of China for flid sperm doners.
The truth is Katy I can't be your sperm donor because you're too violent and have no patience for fools. You wouldn't enjoy being a mother to one of the Bertram clan.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty's a spinner?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and you're not asexual you're unusually sexay!
put a spin on it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well there go my anchor baby plans :(
wonder what the scots are like...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am English and thus asexual, as you well know.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think furries are hilarious. The series of the two guys painted like cheetahs makes me laugh every time I see it!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a bit harsh Ballare. I mean if some weird guy wants to dress up like a giraffe before rogering a hooker, he's not doing any harm to anyone.
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assuming it's consensual.
how do you know bumsex doesn't harm?
wow berty, i never knew you were gay.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Especially harsh to Electro. The first man to ever both be a patient whithin an institution as well as becoming an institution in and of himself.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wise below.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a bit harsh Ballare. I mean if some weird guy wants to dress up like a giraffe before rogering a hooker, he's not doing any harm to anyone.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber is a good learning tool. News source too. Every time a minor celebrity dies, I learn about it on Uber.
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Me too. When Steve Erwin died, I was the first to know of all my friends/family, because naturally the Australians will know because it's passed on to the Canadians. Also it was three in the morning here. It's like a death news time warp.
Incidentally, all furries should be shot like the filthy animals they are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
all the cool kids have gone and left hadley.
whats that tell you about you and me. and method.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Slow Uber day. this should have 300 reviews by now.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<sexifoxi299494> i take your fluffy tail and lick it up and down with my fox tongue
<horsecat> uhhghhh
<sexifoxi299494> mm you like that you dirty horse cat. i'll tug your tail a little bit while i suck it
<sexifoxi299494> now i'm reaching around and cupping your balls and squeezing them
<horsecat> oh my not too hard, i don't want my monacle and tophat to fall off
<sexifoxi299494> don't worry baby i'm a gentle magic fox dragon
<horsecat> i am trying to look back at you but i am a horse and cannot see behind me
<sexifoxi299494> oh you LIKE to watch don't you, you dirty equine. you fucking love it you slag.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ... I don't want my ... monacke and tophat to fall off ... Hahahaha ...
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I put on my wizard robe and hat...
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
things like this make me feel so incredibly normal, even if i am on uber.
Well, of coure you're normal. Probably one of the most normal here. Granted, it's all relative.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks to Uber, I only recently discovered what a "furry" was. I don't get most of the post or know who Electro is, but I'm happy I didn't have to once again google something I read on here.
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Uber is a good learning tool. News source too. Every time a minor celebrity dies, I learn about it on Uber.
We also have conspiracy theories and an obsession with holes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have no idea what that tastes like.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion, your cunt tastes like sarsparilla too, right? Fuck me?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
things like this make me feel so incredibly normal, even if i am on uber.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks to Uber, I only recently discovered what a "furry" was. I don't get most of the post or know who Electro is, but I'm happy I didn't have to once again google something I read on here.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAAAAAAA HAA HAaA AHHAAAA HAHA haaaawww *weeze* heeeee *weeze* *cough*
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quit smoking.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<sexifoxi299494> i take your fluffy tail and lick it up and down with my fox tongue
<horsecat> uhhghhh
<sexifoxi299494> mm you like that you dirty horse cat. i'll tug your tail a little bit while i suck it
<sexifoxi299494> now i'm reaching around and cupping your balls and squeezing them
<horsecat> oh my not too hard, i don't want my monacle and tophat to fall off
<sexifoxi299494> don't worry baby i'm a gentle magic fox dragon
<horsecat> i am trying to look back at you but i am a horse and cannot see behind me
<sexifoxi299494> oh you LIKE to watch don't you, you dirty equine. you fucking love it you slag.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ... I don't want my ... monacke and tophat to fall off ... Hahahaha ...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and if you hate furries, That ain't not my problem.
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That sentence almost gave me a brain aneurysm.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAAAAAAA HAA HAaA AHHAAAA HAHA haaaawww *weeze* heeeee *weeze* *cough*
Electro is the first Furry Autist of Ubersite! A new benchmark!
Electro is a hero, he should have a monument erected in washington DC.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, Method. I was laughing at everything on that link until I came to the picture of a dude fucking his dog on the right hand side, about mid-way through. Say, what does fucking a dog feel like?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's it, fuck lesion. I'm banning your account.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88301
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:43:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stone, I'm not going to tell you again. If you don't leave this post, your account will be banned, you fucking imbecile.
What does ^^^^^^^^ mean?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm totally buying some aqua beads for the next ubercon
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21678196/
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
How, why and when do you have the time - and did I already ask why? - to go FIND this stuff, is a mystery to me.
But the cheeseburger line is comical.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stone, I'm not going to tell you again. If you don't leave this post, your account will be banned, you fucking imbecile.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
??
hahahahaha
I have a boner.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, will you have my baby?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, you shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry oathie, the joke went RIGHT over my head, I'm a little slow, as we all know
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stone, shut the fuck up before I go Oathmeal on your ass and show up on your door step. No joke, he showed up to my house, but not to CRUMPLE me. Still, he was uninvited :(
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, sorry I'll take my lame attempt at humour somewhere it doesn't have to be explained then.. :o(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I not surprised that Gascs had something to do with this.
Gascs, does your wife know you're obsessed with a young autistic boy?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really regret posting this = (
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No more Togu blocks. Now it's furry block art.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, close enough.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No one accused him of anything. This image is on HIS website.
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/301/4/7/ID_license_thingie_by_Crapoartworks.png
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah christ...
Submitted by gascs (user info)