Haiku Challenge!!! (616 hits)
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Submitted by MiggetyMizac (View user info) at 2003-10-16 01:39:24 EDT
We all love Haikus
Here's one to get us started
Can you do better?
Okay here's my entry;
Lizzy MacGuire
I don't care if she's sixteen
I would still do her
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Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, yeah: what the hell
can't you think up something newer?
wastin' ma flava!
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:01:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064590552830616179
See this for my haiku 'ode to pi'
Submitted by Miggetymizac (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah i forgot T.Chow just did this. Oh well it was late, my bad
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-16 06:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is getting old.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 05:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kiss my fucking ass
Uncle fucker please die
That is all
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-16 04:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-16 03:00:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to kill you
Because simply you are dumb
That is fucking all I have to fucking say you motherfucking piece of fucking shit. Why the fuck dont you fucking sit on a fucking landmine and get fucking fragments shot up your fucking colon motherfucker. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. FUCK! One more fucking thing. I fucking hope the next fucking time you are fucking eating a fucking piece of fucking candy, it fucking gets stuck in your motherfucking throat and you fucking sit there and fucking choke on it for at least 35 fucking minutes motherfucker! Fuck you like this, fuck you like that, I want to fucking fuck a fucking cat in the fucking ass."
PMSL. +2 for this.
Submitted by Aladiin (user info) at 2003-10-16 04:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i sicken myself
great distaste
in a yahoo chatroom
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-16 03:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am now going to unplug my computer for a month or so.
By the time it gets connected again, I hope to come back and not find, that this site has been overrun by AOL kids. YEEEEEHAW!!!
This was also not directed at anyone besides maybe Cockpoop and all those jackasses who post 15 different posts per day.
Abbazabba... youre my only friend.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-16 03:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to kill you
Because simply you are dumb
That is fucking all I have to fucking say you motherfucking piece of fucking shit. Why the fuck dont you fucking sit on a fucking landmine and get fucking fragments shot up your fucking colon motherfucker. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. FUCK! One more fucking thing. I fucking hope the next fucking time you are fucking eating a fucking piece of fucking candy, it fucking gets stuck in your motherfucking throat and you fucking sit there and fucking choke on it for at least 35 fucking minutes motherfucker! Fuck you like this, fuck you like that, I want to fucking fuck a fucking cat in the fucking ass.
I know that the last line doesnt follow the rules of a haiku, but once and a while you just have to think outside of the box. By the way, that little poem wasnt meant for anyone specifically.
Submitted by InvinoVeritas (user info) at 2003-10-16 02:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know this guy Mac,
He has a buddy named pubes;
They buttfuck all night.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-16 02:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
We've had this before
Do something original
Fuck off you cuntstain
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-16 02:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just took Nyquil
Forty five minutes ago
Gonna pass out now
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-16 01:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's trapped
They're going to take her
To the vet for her jabs
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-16 01:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cat Haikus:
The big ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for cup hockey!
Small fierce warriors
Kill pinecones and mosquitos
Fear: Vacuum Cleaner
I don't remember where I got those.
-Tom