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Bored? A Great Big Post with not much writing to waste some time on. (1229 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.69 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-11-09 02:34:32 EST


Often I'm surfing Ubersite and really just want to burn some time being moderately entertained without getting too involved in a story or having to read too much.

I've decided to indulge all of you in the hope that some of you will reciprocate. As i can't put links in paint, I'll give you as a free bonus (yeehaw); a variety of Youtube videos that i find entertaining and don't involve death or injury or anything.

Enjoy.

A cool 'robot' dancer with scoliosis that entered "So you think...":

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pGvIv7WArho

Almost inarguably the best breakdancing you'll ever see. This guy's upper body strength is phenomenal:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CiVHq6oBcjI

The Japanese have the best ideas:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bj0Ma2CsHME

New single from Lupe Fiasco's "the Cool". Even if you don't like rap. Hell, even if you don't like MUSIC i can't imagine you'd dislike this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q1Et1siZhTk

On with the show...


congratulations_you're_5_minutes_closer_to_death.JPG (958 kB)

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


HEAT FOR THE NUT FLICKER!


Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

interesting

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-14 10:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-11 23:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This has recieved insufficient heat considering i put way more work into it than Shlongy's camwhore...







So then write a blog post and answer every review with one of your own.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-14 10:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 10:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-14 15:05:34 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha Nigger please.
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WTF?????

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-12 15:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you seem to have a bit of something stuck to you in that last photo....

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-12 14:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think it's the tan lines that make that first photo all kinds of wrong. For Shame.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-12 02:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this post had everything. good job. youd be fun to party with.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-12 02:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-11 23:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This has recieved insufficient heat considering i put way more work into it than Shlongy's camwhore...

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its not hte time on the post, its the millions of hours he spends essentially AIMing with everyone on this fucking site.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-11 23:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This has recieved insufficient heat considering i put way more work into it than Shlongy's camwhore...

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-11-11 09:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 calvin and hobbs!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-11-09 23:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-09 21:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd say it was a waste of a solid 5 minutes.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-09 21:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd say it was a waste of a solid 5 minutes.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 20:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think my favorite camwhore is that previous one of you in the hot pink get-up.

I'm not gay.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I remember that red sequined outfit from a previous post.

_____

Yeh it's not something you forget quickly.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99620

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're hot. Awesome swim-trunks tan.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

more posts should be like this.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bit #11 +2

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the Friday morning laugh !!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

needs more rope

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And offcourse dress=skirt. Bloody english.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Deserves a +4. At least.

And i love that dress! Find a babe to show it next time?

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I liked just about every part of this. On part 6: keep at it, champ.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

alright.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed at the OMG tat. the picture of you as the bunny is highly disturbing and I really wish that I could have been spared that.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Could have lived without the tats segment, but the rest of this was pretty good.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kiss some babies and shake some hands and you've got my vote.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I remember that red sequined outfit from a previous post.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought all Australians were tall, incredibly handsome, super intelligent and far superior to everyone else kind of people.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The most unreal breaking and popping I've ever seen is by a guy named Dave "Elsewhere":

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MiLK7S2fXqQ

He also performed in perhaps the greatest advert of all time:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xSOo4A9Z2FA

LEGEND!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 07:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Your bird left her tits somewhere, holmes.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-09 07:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 calvin and hobbes

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-09 07:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pasty White Legs Dude is your new name.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-09 06:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good work.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-09 05:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the japs are on to something there...

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-09 04:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2. Highly entertaining. And I love Viz top tips.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got alienated by the normal camwhore

:(

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more rape.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2007-11-09 02:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-11-09 02:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tattooing that guy's stomach must have been like writing on a pillow


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