GPF: If you see an atheist, tell your parents or pastor right away (1049 hits)
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Submitted by Lambchop's Death Legion (View user info) at 2007-11-09 02:35:35 EST
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-15 20:06:58 EST (#)
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a close-knit family. a loving family. a family unlike your own, where there is no love and your big brother is a roid-addicted sociopathic kiddie diddler.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-15 20:05:25 EST (#)
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God damn. This is like sitting in the bushes in a blizzard and watching a close family eat Christmas dinner and open gifts through their window. Every time I started reading the punchline the fucking slide changed.
Submitted by Durandal_the_infinite (user info) at 2007-11-15 19:48:04 EST (#)
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-2 because it was too fast for me to read. I heart Deslaxya!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-11-09 23:01:25 EST (#)
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what a great fucking gif
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-09 20:59:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:46:38 EST (#)
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Hail Aethiesm.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:47:10 EST (#)
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90 fourteen magical brilliant bajoules of cool.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:11:27 EST (#)
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Wow, I usually wanna go burn down a church after these kind of posts, but I think regular Christians are probably scared of these wack-jobs...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Ill continue on in my "unsaved" status
But wait! What happens if I fall in lava or a turtle kills me?! I might lose my game!
Thank goodness I picked up all those green mushrooms.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:24:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:16:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:39:10 EST (#)
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Hee-hee
http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/
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Oh man.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if somebody sent them that picture, and they posted it up there dumbly. The guy that drew it probably urinates himself everytime he sees it. A bunch of those drawings look to advanced for kids to have made. For example, the "Motorcycle Jesus" looks straight of the cover of Shakedown Street.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:45:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:12:10 EST (#)
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This site is amusing me to no end.
I've spent the past half-hour perusing all of the pages of the "kids art gallery".
Scroll all the way down on this one:
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art6.html
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yep, it's fake. that bottom pic is Goatse-esq all day long.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:12:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:39:10 EST (#)
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Hee-hee
http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:24:57 EST (#)
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ACE.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:16:12 EST (#)
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Bloody atheists! They're fucking right.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:15:35 EST (#)
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Dear Sweet Lord.
Jesus Goatse!
Praise be...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:12:10 EST (#)
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This site is amusing me to no end.
I've spent the past half-hour perusing all of the pages of the "kids art gallery".
Scroll all the way down on this one:
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art6.html
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:04:38 EST (#)
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Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark on Mt. Ararat. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind.
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I laughed so hard that I actually sprayed my monitor with little gobbets of spit when I read this...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:53:25 EST (#)
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wow. scariest jesus ever on that link.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:51:27 EST (#)
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Ok.
I got to church once in a while, but....wow....just....wow.
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art.html
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:39:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:21:59 EST (#)
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this has to ba a fake site. Right?
follow this link to read about TV's Kirk Cameron infiltrate a druid ceremony.
http://objectiveministries.org/antioccult/
WTF?
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THE DEAD WALK AMONGST US!
Well they do if you look at the scary faced son of a bitch when you open this link.
Christ I'm getting garlic
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:21:59 EST (#)
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this has to ba a fake site. Right?
follow this link to read about TV's Kirk Cameron infiltrate a druid ceremony.
http://objectiveministries.org/antioccult/
WTF?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:51:27 EST (#)
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http://objectiveministries.org/creation/projectpterosaur.html
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:47:36 EST (#)
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"Make your own Mr. Gruff the Atheist goat. Children can keep him on their desks and practice witnessing techniques on him in between homework. Mr. Gruff comes with a coffee mug that he can hold. (Do not use mug with Lambuel figure. Lambuel thinks coffee is yucky!)
Coming soon: Disheveled Front Yard playset!
Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, hobby knife*, scoring tool, glue."
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ATTN THOSE NOT IN THE KNOW: ATHEISTS DO NOT TAKE CARE OF THEIR LAWNS!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:37:09 EST (#)
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The worst was Habu the sad Hindu elephant. :( Hindo elephants should NEVER be sad.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 06:17:15 EST (#)
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Drogo you know i would kiss you if we were on rugby tour and it was a drinking dare, i wouldnt enjoy it of course.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-09 06:04:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 06:02:59 EST (#)
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He's the meanest
He sucks a giraffes penis
Drogo...roch is a horses ass
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I just ignore your insults these days Em.
Oh damn, ignore this and pretend I didnt reply.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 06:02:59 EST (#)
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He's the meanest
He sucks a giraffes penis
Drogo...roch is a horses ass
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-09 06:00:51 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha
also go here to make your very own Crusifiction Nail, what fun that must be.
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/crafts.html
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-09 04:24:33 EST (#)
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and his little buddy, Pepper the moth!
the inside-my-head voice I read with goes ballistic and all high pitched and disgustingly cheery when I read this
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:59:45 EST (#)
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Giraffe
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:36:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:14:12 EST (#)
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You know who will love this, Danger Ranger, he's mad about giraffes.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:01:24 EST (#)
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Giraffe Post Friday!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2007-11-09 02:46:31 EST (#)
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giraffes
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-09 02:43:22 EST (#)
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This post is sending out an L.O.L to the world.