You're Invited (1175 hits)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2007-11-09 07:55:30 EST
Good morning!
If anyone's going to be in the Athens, Georgia area this weekend, and you're looking for something to do on Saturday morning that involves whiskey, stop by Baldwin Hall on the UGA campus and join the tailgate.
(Make sure you come to the front of Baldwin, not the back - those people in back are tacky and they take up all the fucking parking spaces with their generator/pollution machine.)
Come party with us and celebrate the Deep South's longest-running football rivalry. Oh and my birthday - I'm a ripe old 26, for the fourth year in a row. I think it's some sort of record.
So yeah, hope to see you there. We'll be the ones in black. Go Dawgs.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-13 04:35:48 EST (#)
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HAPPY BEE DAY.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-13 01:54:10 EST (#)
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goddam it i forgot your birthday again
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 11:05:07 EST (#)
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Your team fared much better than ours yesterday...that's for sure.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-11 10:49:05 EST (#)
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Well Sin, it appears your nervousness was unfounded.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-11-09 23:17:54 EST (#)
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In other news, I got accepted into Alabama. Still waiting on Tennessee.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-11-09 23:17:34 EST (#)
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I'm nervous because if the Dawgs wear the black unis, they will most likely lose. I don't think they have ever won while wearing the black, but then again it is also Auburn at home so they probably will lose anyway.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-09 21:47:39 EST (#)
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I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-09 21:41:44 EST (#)
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Like I'd <insert what you were talking about> with a total bitch like you.
:D
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 20:32:08 EST (#)
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If I could.... If I could....
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-09 20:09:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by turkeyslayer (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:19:29 EST (#)
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Have fun. WOO PIG SOOIE!!!!!!
******
heh... damn noobs
mOO
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:36:56 EST (#)
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happy birthday
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:14:11 EST (#)
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man, if I could I'd so be there. My sister lives in Athens but I can't get time off work. :(
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:34:27 EST (#)
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Actually I'm a cow, but I can see how you'd make that mistake
Submitted by turkeyslayer (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:19:29 EST (#)
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Have fun. WOO PIG SOOIE!!!!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:19:43 EST (#)
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We do not tailgate in the parking lot. Perish the thought. We set up on the lawn, where my hooves are perfectly safe. And the grass is delicious.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:55:28 EST (#)
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don't forget to pack enough straw cause them concrete parking lots have a lot of rocks and shit that'll get stuck in your hooves
moo-vn moo-vn moo-vn
rawhide
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:34:00 EST (#)
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jeanananenenanane you just need to practice more.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:31:24 EST (#)
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I never knew vomiting bile could sound so awesome.
That's just in my own personal experience.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:07:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:55:54 EST (#)
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hear that kids?
to be the best guitarist of all time all you need to do is be ugly. Powerful ugly.. and put lots of cocaine into even more whiskey.
a role model to us all.
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haha
after reading that i always imagined that the sound was just the audio version of the effect whiskey and cocaine have on your stomach.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:55:54 EST (#)
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hear that kids?
to be the best guitarist of all time all you need to do is be ugly. Powerful ugly.. and put lots of cocaine into even more whiskey.
a role model to us all.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:54:38 EST (#)
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Tis the thought that counts. I'm grateful.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:48:06 EST (#)
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Sorry hon, looks like my present to you just isn't going to make it in time for your birthday.
Seems to be some problems with the shipping.
Truck Spills 2,500 Gallons of Hog Waste
REDKEY, Ind. (AP) -- A semitractor tanker hauling about 6,000 gallons of liquefied hog manure tipped over, spilling half of the waste along an eastern Indiana highway, police said.
An estimated 2,500 gallons of the hog waste spilled from the truck in Wednesday's accident but the environmental impact appears to have been minimal, said Steve Polston, a spokesman for the Indiana Department of Environmental Management.
Driver Robert Thompson of Morgantown was turning onto Indiana 67 from a county road when the tanker's tires left the road, causing it to unhook from the rig and flip onto its side about 20 miles northeast of Muncie, Jay County sheriff's Deputy Mitch Sutton said.
I had it wrapped all pretty and everything. Next time I'll ship UPS.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:41:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:38:02 EST (#)
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The coke (i.e., cocaine) will certainly help make the whiskey go down easier.
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Stevie Ray Vaughn used to stir a a few heaping helpings of coke into whiskey before he'd play a set. Fucked up.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:38:30 EST (#)
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Whoops, forgot.
Go Dawgs WOO!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:38:02 EST (#)
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The coke (i.e., cocaine) will certainly help make the whiskey go down easier.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:23:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:07:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:57:24 EST (#)
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put the lime in the coke you nut
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:17:55 EST (#)
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Oh. THAT kind of coke. Well, bring it. Plenty of our partygoers will be happy to have you as their new best friend.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:10:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:10:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:02:03 EST (#)
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Thanks.Have fun!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:27:35 EST (#)
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i don't want to mix it with anything...i just want to cram a bunch of it up my nose and suddenly feel uncharacteristically sociable and outgoing.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:16:06 EST (#)
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Yes, you are invited and we will need lots of Coke. For mixing.
Sacrilicious, you really need to be there. There's going to be a blackout, so bring your goth gear.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:14:00 EST (#)
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even I am invited?
i'll bring the coke.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:13:01 EST (#)
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Happy fourth aniversary of your 26th B-Day
you trixygenarian you
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:56:02 EST (#)
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YEAH I WISH
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:39:38 EST (#)
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I LOVE being invited! I'm not going to be in Georgia though.
WOOO I'M FREE!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:57:57 EST (#)
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It's more than "a little" unrefined.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:11:43 EST (#)
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Happy Birthday Jeannee!
Go Dawgs WOO!
P.S. Whiskey on Saturday morning? Isnt that a little - I dunno - unrefined? Isn't there something that would be a little more palatable that early in the morning?
Just sayin'.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:10:11 EST (#)
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Athens, GA!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:35:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:20:03 GMT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:11:46 EST (#)
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PS i have family in Athens, and about a month ago my dad went to see a GAY game and was on the field, got his picture taken with that faggit and everything.
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method?
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im sure he means hbts
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:20:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:11:46 EST (#)
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PS i have family in Athens, and about a month ago my dad went to see a GAY game and was on the field, got his picture taken with that faggit and everything.
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method?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:13:48 EST (#)
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im 30 but dont look it, but thats because im fuckin ace.
I pity the 21 soon to be 22 year old peopel with funny accents, patchy eyebrows who have no sense of belonging...........
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:13:33 EST (#)
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I'm wearing 29 year old boxer shorts today!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:11:46 EST (#)
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PS i have family in Athens, and about a month ago my dad went to see a GA game and was on the field, got his picture taken with that daggit and everything.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:09:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:08:29 EST (#)
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I am 30 in a few weeks and dreading it. If I were you, I'd stay 29 forever.
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You people are wimps. Try being 39.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:08:29 EST (#)
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I assure you Em, there is a place called Poland, it is where all my relatives live and indeed where my dad was born. I am sure if they could earn money in their own country they would - anywhere perhaps other than Bristol!
Happy Birthday.
I am 30 in a few weeks and dreading it. If I were you, I'd stay 29 forever.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:05:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:09:54 EST (#)
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Well technically I have one more year till 30. But I reckon it's close enough.
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We turn the same age within a few days of each other, it seems.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:55:16 EST (#)
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Greece isnt a real place like Poland, well I swear theres no fucking place called Poland as they are all here in fucking Bristol.
Happy Birthday
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:53:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:49:16 EST (#)
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being on a different continent is *definitely* pretty bosh. happy birthday jeanneee, btw Athens is in Greece and Georgia is like eastern europe. Try geography in your thirties, you can teach an old dog new tricks. just yesterday I made forensic eat some carbs.
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Where's Greece? Is that up north? They must be Yankies, Jeanneee so don't pay any attention to this evil man.
As far as Eastern Europe goes, stay away from those people too. The women are all squat, all have huge breasts, all beat their husbands, are all communists, and the men are all alcoholics.
Every last one of them. Sheesh. *Someone* on a different continent needs to break open a geography book and realize that America is the only important place in the world.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:52:31 EST (#)
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Just remember, you're only as old as you feel, and you are what you eat.
Which makes me a horny MILF, apparently.
Happy 29th, sugar tits!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:49:16 EST (#)
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being on a different continent is *definitely* pretty bosh. happy birthday jeanneee, btw Athens is in Greece and Georgia is like eastern europe. Try geography in your thirties, you can teach an old dog new tricks. just yesterday I made forensic eat some carbs.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:48:32 EST (#)
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I am on vacation, but you've left the notice a bit late, so how about you mail me the scotch (mmmmmmmmmmmmmm) and I'll mail you the good times?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:43:42 EST (#)
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Im going to the supermarket, i can pick you up something if you like? Dorito Hat?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:41:55 EST (#)
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that seems pretty bosh
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:38:11 EST (#)
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Different continent.
Sorry.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:37:29 EST (#)
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Where does the time go?
Sweet-tits.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78662
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:36:39 EST (#)
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Thanks Shloongy. You're the best.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:35:43 EST (#)
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I'M TWENTY-NINE. NOT THIRTY.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:31:55 EST (#)
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Thirty?
Shouldn't you be busy taking care of your gestating child?
There are no tailgates after thirty.
I am heading to the PSU Temple game this weekend at the eagles stadium. I hopoe it is a bad game as I will be too hammered to remember it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:31:18 EST (#)
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I have 4 friends from here who will be up for the game tomorrow...I think they're actually driving up tonight - but personally, I couldn't have less interest in Georgia football. I'll be playing poker on the "Diamond Casino" boat while you're tailgating.
These same 4 nutcases were in Jacksonville for THAT GA-FLA mess-a-thon two weeks ago.
THEY ARE HARDCORE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH.
I have your present...right here in my pants. Come get it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:28:06 EST (#)
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happy b-day! i'll drink a beer in your honor.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:23:34 EST (#)
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Well that would entail your friends actually being naked enough for that to happen :)
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:11:13 EST (#)
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+2 for birthdays this weekend.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:09:54 EST (#)
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Well technically I have one more year till 30. But I reckon it's close enough.
Method you can wear your furry suit to the tailgate. As long as you're not a tiger.
Sico... you can still come. As long as you don't try to take naked pictures of any of my friends.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:00:07 EST (#)
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You truly don't want ME to come. http://www.ubersite.com/m/89513
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-09 07:59:03 EST (#)
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Happy birthday tomorrow, ya old hag. And welcome to your 30's. If you'd just stand over here in line we'll get you your welcoming packet and assign you a toe tag.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-09 07:57:51 EST (#)
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sorry, I have a furry convention to go to, I can't make it