The Misadventures of Skanky Senga + Dour Faced Scottish Cam Whore (1594 hits)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (View user info) at 2007-11-09 09:12:03 EST
Skanky Senga was shopping in Asda one Summer morning when she met someone very unusual. It was a very hot day and, as was her wont, Skanky Senga was wearing very few clothes. She had on a little bikini top and a micro mini-skirt but no underwear on underneath (although you couldn't see that unless you were lying on the floor, looking up). Which is exactly where she saw this funny little man with an artificial leg.
"What the fuck are you doing down there?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm trying to find some tinned tuna on the bottom shelf," said the funny little man.
"Oh, that's all right then," said Skanky Senga, "I mistakenly thought you were trying to look up my skirt."
"Nothing could have been further from my mind!" exclaimed the odd little fellow. "Why on earth would anyone want to do anything as inappropriate as that?" he added archly.
"Well, between you and me," confided Skanky Senga, "I don't wear knickers in summer."
She helped the man to his feet and introduced herself. "I'm Skanky Senga," she said, pumping the funny little guy's sweaty paw. "Won't you tell me your name?"
"I'm Nigel," the man with the artificial leg explained but, just as he said the words, an announcement came over the store's loudspeaker explaining that a dead PitBull had been found in one of the aisles and would its ex-owner come and claim the corpse.
"I am so pleased to meet you Nigel ! " she trilled. "And isn't it terrible about the poor Pitt Bull they just found? That's the fourth one this week!"
Nigel replied, "I do believe there is a gang of Pitt Bull killers in the district. They are rumoured to sell the corpses to the local Chinese restaurant to go into their famous signature dish, Hound Chow Mein."
They bade each other goodbye and Skanky Senga continued on her shopping trip. She left the supermarket and crossed over the road to go to Mr Slaughter's Famous Traditional Butcher Shoppe. She waited her turn to be served and then asked for a nice juicy slice of fillet steak. "I want a lovely big piece of meat to get my lips round," she explained guilelessly to Mr Slaughter. "Certainly, Skanky Senga," replied the butcher, "I'll be happy to give you a big one."
She heard a scrabbling sound and glanced to her rear; she noticed Nigel was lying on the floor again. This time she knew there was something amiss. She was NOT stupid. She could see there were no tinned tuna to look for in a butcher's shop! She worked out, quick as a flash, that he was just a nasty pervert who was trying to look up her skirt. So she took action. She opened her brown furry "Big Beaver" handbag and withdrew her catapult, inserted a sharp stone into it, and took aim at Nigel.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhh," screamed Nigel in agony as the sharp stone hit him in the eye with such force that his eye was ripped from its socket and landed with a 'plop' onto the butcher's saw dusty floor.
"That serves you right for being a fuckin' pervert," she exclaimed contemptuously to poor old Nigel who was rolling about the floor, his artificial leg clanking on the tiles. As she stomped out of the shop, her 4 inch stiletto heel pierced Nigel's detached blue eye.
"Manage to see anything, Nigel?" enquired Mr Slaughter, as he helped the old one eyed pervert back to his feet (or should I say "foot"?)
"The fucking weird thing is I can.... now oh I can't....OHHH ....I can........
END
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This dog is also a plagiarizer???
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-23 13:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://storywrite.com/story/37689
I thought maybe you were Edna Sweetlove, until I found about 9 other pseudonyms. You haven't really written anything have you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-13 01:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you're not cookie
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that bitch could smoke a cigar in the shower and not get it wet!
or ream her nose up my ass while lickin' my balls!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-11 14:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not gonna comment on the camwhore, seeing as i don't have one for you to return any insults, it's not fair. and i'm a fair person. well, unless there is money involved. then you can fuck right off.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-11-11 13:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
coolio
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You don't look at all what I expected you to look like.
You look very, eh... well... normal.
Like, surprisingly normal.
Like an elementry school teacher or real estate agent or some shit.
WTF?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ttom is apparently the only person from scotland that isn't bonkeyed.
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yes but Ive also been exposed to harsh doses of chemicals and radiation so that may have corrected it
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, good story.
I don't mean to be rude, but I don't think this is the best picture you could have taken. It looks like you're one eye is off kilter.
My brother in law's eye is like that, lazy I mean. I've seen him sleeping on the couch before, and the lazy one stays open the entire time, it's really fuckin creepy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Small talk....and I don't want the dignity saver. Just shit on me, please.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sico, yes we are. why do you ask?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:) I am kind of a sweet guy. What can I say?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
also, sombody needs to photoshop "O RLY" into that picture
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look a lot like a friend of mine, cute.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aww, that's sweet of you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle, I'm not hurt, my ego is. Truth be told, I'd tell you no as well. Not because of my morality though :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to poke your forehead and see if your eyebrows naturally rest that way. i can't see any forehead wrinkling to indicate you're raising them, so i'm curious.
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Lady, you have an undercurrent of bitchy evilness....
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i try.
btw i don't hate you.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know what plating is. It is enough for the no.
You, however, are also deserving of a no, without the plating. Don't take this as an insult, it's not. It's just a fact of my morality.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In that case, I'm guessing it smells like Caranuba wax.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But who broke it and why?
Are you familiar with the term "plating" or are you just being cautious because of "me?"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, sico, I don't. But your post is broken and I can't rate on it. Brdn was helping me figure out if it was your post or me.
It's your post
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brded_Clam, she needed to enlist a spokeswoman for her?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
There's plenty in my defense you icy twat!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
frigid bitch below
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not really that impressed by this
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
crystle says no sico
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In your defense, you are not as atrocious as that orphelia cunt. Your cunt...does it smell more like rusty nails or Nag Champa incense?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Paper, Plastic, or Double Bagged? http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/27/11/23121127.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Soooo.....is that a highly marketable skill, being able to play basketball and hunt squirrels at the same time?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love the ORLY look
poor little upskirt man
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to poke your forehead and see if your eyebrows naturally rest that way. i can't see any forehead wrinkling to indicate you're raising them, so i'm curious.
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Lady, you have an undercurrent of bitchy evilness....
*bows head in respect*
but....
my eyebrows move around my forehead at random... it depends on my mood
It's a special Scottish Tradition Type thingy that....
1. If my eyebrows are lowered and my teeth are visible that I'm about to attack
2. Then my forehead will hit targets forehead rapidly
3. Target hits ground
an that's why my eyebrows move at random
Fin
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you had shown more juggs you could have been big-titted bitch, maybe next time.
haha, this is well on its way to heated now.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to poke your forehead and see if your eyebrows naturally rest that way. i can't see any forehead wrinkling to indicate you're raising them, so i'm curious.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Dour faced bitch" is correct!
The judges also would have accepted, "crooked nose bitch" "big nosed bitch" and "lazy eyed bitch".
You get $200 and the board is yours.
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*Blushes* Why thank you Sir, I've never been complemented in such an underhand way....
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If you had shown more juggs you could have been big-titted bitch, maybe next time.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Dour faced bitch" is correct!
The judges also would have accepted, "crooked nose bitch" "big nosed bitch" and "lazy eyed bitch".
You get $200 and the board is yours.
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*Blushes* Why thank you Sir, I've never been complemented in such an underhand way....
Also it is my belief that the fuckin' board is actually OWNED by me.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to meet Skanky Senga.
For some reason I thought you were from New Zealand, i know not why.
Anyway what kind of REAL man does it take to make you smile and why?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Dour faced bitch" is correct!
The judges also would have accepted, "crooked nose bitch" "big nosed bitch" and "lazy eyed bitch".
You get $200 and the board is yours.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm actually a really nice guy, ask scourges wife
and mom
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*smiles*
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your
you're
learn it snaggletooth
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that's why I like you... your an original cunt
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your
you're
learn it snaggletooth
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no one gives a rats ass about your book
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Ahhhh I like you BECAUSE your a grade A CUNT, I like you even more because you don't care what anyone thinks.... In fact, your all that!! and a cunt..
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no one gives a rats ass about your book
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haggis or (Haggi) are known to be vicious beasts.... On a haggis hunt three weeks ago, one attacked my face and gnawed viciously upon my eye...., this is the unfortunate result..... severe bonkeyed-ness
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Aaaaaaand, that's why TechnoBitchie is quickly becoming OK in my book.
:P
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ttom is apparently the only person from scotland that isn't bonkeyed.
is it a genetic thing? does haggis make your eyes go wonky?
<3
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Haggis or (Haggi) are known to be vicious beasts.... On a haggis hunt three weeks ago, one attacked my face and gnawed viciously upon my eye...., this is the unfortunate result..... severe bonkeyed-ness
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not bonkeyed.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like Berty only more masculine
and that's not saying anything against you
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ahahahaha
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ttom is apparently the only person from scotland that isn't bonkeyed.
is it a genetic thing? does haggis make your eyes go wonky?
<3
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ...watching you guys drool all over this woman is fucking sad.
and for the record i'm not trying to make any commentary about her with that statement.
you're a very normal looking woman, short-and-sometimes-cheesy-erotica-writer-lady.
you look eerily like this chick named jessie i used to know. she got drunk at my brothers house one night and walked in on me my while i was pissing. she started babbling about how she had always liked me and sort of trailed off before asking if she could suck my dick. when i asked if she'd like to wait until i was done pissing she said 'no.'
i didn't let her slob the knob.
now she has four little black kids by four different guys and collects welfare. i think my refusal to let her slob my knob led to her falling apart as a human.
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Sorry, but this made me smile
Does this make me bad?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like Berty only more masculine
and that's not saying anything against you
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this picture reminds me of that movie 'Roxanne' that Steve Martin did.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when i asked if she'd like to wait until i was done pissing she said 'no.'
that's messed up.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who's drooling cockmaster? I'm just bored as hell and don't have an idea for a new post. you wanna fight?
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<i>*sigh*</i>
Make me smile
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ...watching you guys drool all over this woman is fucking sad.
and for the record i'm not trying to make any commentary about her with that statement.
you're a very normal looking woman, short-and-sometimes-cheesy-erotica-writer-lady.
you look eerily like this chick named jessie i used to know. she got drunk at my brothers house one night and walked in on me my while i was pissing. she started babbling about how she had always liked me and sort of trailed off before asking if she could suck my dick. when i asked if she'd like to wait until i was done pissing she said 'no.'
i didn't let her slob the knob.
now she has four little black kids by four different guys and collects welfare. i think my refusal to let her slob my knob led to her falling apart as a human.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR SISTER
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fine i quit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bastard
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im going home, well swimming in 12 minutes
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd like to go home now. 5 more freakin hours. sad really but I'm looking forward to beers tonight so I just need to think happy thoughts. mmmmmmm beer.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha Em.
shlongy's a real man he's just a little one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe she's just seen shlongys shlong in this photo
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just...... it takes a REAL man to make me smile
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
surprised you didn't ask to see her verticle smile shlong. are you falling off your game? you're even being nice to her. are you feeing ok?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes. Then, you wouldn't have bitter-beer face.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I only smile before I kill my prey.....
Do you really wanna see me smile honey?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look really assed up here...what's wrong, Toots?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I could change my rating very easily if you email me some spread beaver action photos.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
say it with me
heat
cmon, shouldn't take much, doesn't seem to anymore.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heat heat
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heaty
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heat
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it seems that you've never had a post on most heated so in the interest of boobs, cam whores, and boredom I think i may camp this post to see if i can help that happen.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
unfortunatly, the cuffs match the collar...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its ok im junior shlongy, i have dibbs when he's not here.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you sure the carpets match the curtains? Where's shlongy when you need him?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo hoo Auburn snatch
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SAID YOU WERE GINGER.
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NO!! I am not "GINGER", I have Auburn hair.....RIGHT!!
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SAID YOU WERE GINGER.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
in the name of boobies I will commend you on an excellent effort emission.
boob, booby, boobies
sweater puppets, knockers, jugs
so much fun to kiss and hug
boob, booby, boobies,
titties, tattas, cans
nothing more fun to a man
boob, booby, boobies
melons, soft pillows, rack
show them proud don't hold back
boob booby boobies
boob booby boobies
boob booby boobies
SHOW US
boob booby boobies
boob booby boobies
boob booby boobies
SET THEM FREE
boob booby boobies
boob booby boobies
boob booby boobies
SHOW THEM TO MEEEEE!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:37:16 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i just say it took me ages to get my message to work
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Why?
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I guess my boobie fetish was to much for the system to behold, where in England are you?
email me!
meatspinner1977.at.aol.com
Oh and giving you my email address has nothing to do with seeing your photo , honest.
heh
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i just say it took me ages to get my message to work
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Why?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i just say it took me ages to get my message to work
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed this strange tale. A smile and slightly different perspective would change this camwhore so much assuming your teetch are not completely wonky which I will continue to do until i learn otherwise. It would seem that you are rather well endowed and being a fan of the boobies I'll save shlongy the trouble of asking to see your tits so that he can make the request he'd rather make.
All that being said, SHOW US YER TEETS!! WOOO!! BOOBIES!!!
what?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My, what pretty brown eyes you have...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Elizabeth Pena?
http://www.guadalajaracinemafest.com/gestorB/articulo/show_imagen.php?id=120
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooh and a tiny hint of boobies! EI EI boobies!
Saucy minx, you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
36D?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIKE THE JEBUS CROSS!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe cool story.
And... gorgeous hair, lovely colour eyes and cute cross. Bet ya a knockout when your smiling!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww. You're cute.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.zachary.com/s/static/droopy.jpeg
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Filename.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Way hey +2 for the camwhore - finally!!
Now to read, Ms Sourpuss.