I have to come clean... (1419 hits)
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Submitted by StereoTypist (View user info) at 2007-11-09 16:18:44 EST
It's no secret dear Uber that I am in love with you. I've mentioned it a few times before. But there is a truth I feel I need to come clean about before my little heart explodes with guilt.
And NO it is NOT that I am really <insert old member here>'s alter. It is this:
I have been plagiarizing you Uber. Shamelessly, unequivocally and unabashedly stealing your wonderful gems of literary genius and passing it off as my own work.
It was never my intent to do this mind you - I never meant to pilfer these nuggets of scholarly goodness. I originally came to this site by accident and genuinely enjoyed what I read. I would even copy and paste the link of a submission I enjoyed, not the story itself, and sent it off to friends and family to enjoy.
That all changed late last Spring.
I enrolled in a local college part time in hopes of working my way up to my Masters Degree (which is gonna take me for fricken ever) and thought that by only taking a few credits I would be able to maintain a relatively high GPA as well as keep up with my ever increasing work-load at my job.
Boy was I wrong.
One class in particular was kicking my butt. A creative writing course where more time was spent reading and dissecting others stories than creating our own, I found myself lost in a sea of short stories and boredom. Losing interest in the class all together it wasn't until late one Sunday evening that I realized I had class the next day and an original short story was due.
I panicked. Not just because it was nearing midnight and the story was due but because I also had a presentation the next morning that I had to be well rested for (it wasn't MY presentation but a co-worker's who is infamous for long, drawn out productions and I was going to need as much sleep tonight as I could get in order to stay awake the next day)
It was that panic combined with my need for sleep and my adoration of Uber that lead me to do the unthinkable.
Bealtea was my first victim. I took my time with that one. Slowly copying those glowing words from the website and opening a fresh Microsoft Word document. Before pressing "Ctrl+V" I watched as my cursor danced with anticipation, pulsating with glee. It was almost as nervous - maybe as excited? - as I was.
With two simple keystrokes Bealtea's genius flooded the empty document, the dark black pigments of plagiarism staining the white purity that once was my soul.
I read it over carefully, knowing full well what the story was about. I had read it so many times. A few changes here and there and I was ready to submit it to my professor. Ready to pass off someone else's work as my own.
I got an A.
Weeks later another assignment was due and I, more than capable of doing my own work this time, decided against it. Sure I could throw my own words out there, do a quick spell check and hope for the best... but why? Why make such an effort to create something mediocre when I was just a few clicks away from pure genius?
CaptainThorns was my next victim, followed shortly there after by Brdn_Nkd and then Matt Maiorano.
Phallic Cymbals... :::shiver::: Phallic I took my time with, drinking in each delicious word as I changed so very, very little of his perfect little plot bunnies and called them my own.
I want you to know Uber that I tried... I tried to go clean. I even stopped logging on for a while in hopes that the thrall of your sick yet brilliant minds would not suck me back into a life of literary crime. But, alas, I failed. This fall I enrolled myself in a Creative Writing course. And while I find myself with a few little story-puppies digging around my brain (my "Clovis" story or the "I wonder" being two examples) I just can't seem to stop myself from hopping over to another authors page and blatantly bootlegging his/her beautifully written and perfect story.
I'm sorry Uber, I truly am. But if it is any consolation we passed the class with flying colors.
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-12 09:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Remarkably poor show. If I remember rightly that's a banning offence.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-11 15:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK THE SYSTEM.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-10 11:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it just me or Bubba gets an erection everytime lungfish is around?
PS. This post is shenanigans.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-10 04:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WELL HEY MAN IF YOU EVER NEED A PAPER, YOU JUST COME TO OL' UBER BUT YOU NEED TO ASK, WE'LL PROVIDE. WE TAKES CARE OF EACH OTHER. WE LOVES EACH OTHER. WE LOVES DEEPLY. SINCERELY. IN A WAY A MAN AND A WOMAN COULD NEVER LOVE EACH OTHER. IN A WAY ONLY TWO MEN COULD UNDERSTAND.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-10 00:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
by the way you misspelled my name and capitalized it, which are two things that i don't like.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-09 21:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO PLAGARIZE WELL FUCK YOU THEN I HOPE YOU FAIL AND GET RAPED AND AIDS WHILE YOUR FAMILY WATCHES QUICK REALISATION NOBODY LOVES YOU THOSE ARE JUST STRANGERS WHO HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE AND GET OUT OF THEIR WAY LIKE THE ASSHOLE YOU ARE
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-09 20:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would prefer it if you didn't steal my work at any point.
Not unless you want your head on a pike at the end of my driveway.
I could always be an asshole and refer your creative writing teacher to an online website that checks for originality.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hope you didnt steal from me, most of the stuff I write would get you institutionalized post haste. I write for the insane.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is actually really funny.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
before you buy a new moniter, up the refresh rate and see if that helps!! It's MUCH cheaper
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:28:39 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey thanks Bubba. Good to know before buying a new monitor.
nap time
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, true or not, that's very flattering.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:27:20 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't know this person was getting comments from "boys." I didn't read the comments. I just dislike cheating, lying, laziness, et cetera in general, so whether or not this story is based in fact doesn't change my opinion on plagiarists or whingers.
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Lib plagiarised my review. Good one, Lib!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We did but it was all for nothing. Tenure, you see. Amazing how much interdepartmental politics can fuck over grad students.
Well not amazing but pretty damn efficient.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey thanks Bubba. Good to know before buying a new monitor.
nap time
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:12:26 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't just me. She brought on 3 grad students to assist her doing research for several different projects. The agreement was, we did the research and data aggregating grunt work in exchange for co-authorship.
So after our year was up and we gave her what we had, she submitted the articles and book chapter with her name only as author. By the time we all got back from break, it was a done deal.
I just wish my favorite prof wasn't having to do chemo at the time. He was supposed to have been my chair.
But all in all, I'd like to thank Diet Mountain Dew and Hydroxycut for helping me through those months of 2 hour sleep nights.
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that's horrible. couldn't you lodge a complaint?
why'd you take hydroxycut? that shit looks lethal.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't know this person was getting comments from "boys." I didn't read the comments. I just dislike cheating, lying, laziness, et cetera in general, so whether or not this story is based in fact doesn't change my opinion on plagiarists or whingers.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Straight.
And some of blt's post do reek of a touch of genius. Fag.
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Horizontal retrace lines would be at a slight angle. You may have a jacked up video card. . .
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98464
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Straight.
And some of blt's post do reek of a touch of genius. Fag.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I also can barely read any of this shit. My screen's fucked up. I didn't even realize to whom I was responding.
Are flickering horizontal lines across your screen that make it almost impossible to read anything a good thing?
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Are those lines straight, or slightly sloped (at an angle)?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:26:10 PST (#)
Ranking: -1
Here, here...let me comfort you experima, by gently rubbing your vagina
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you'll have to unbunch my panties first.
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HA!!! And this post, true or not, sarcastic or genuine, still contains the phrase "Bealtea's genius flooded the empty document"
I've been re-reading that phrase ever since this was posted and masturbating furiously. The looks this draws from my co-workers are PRICELESS.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't just me. She brought on 3 grad students to assist her doing research for several different projects. The agreement was, we did the research and data aggregating grunt work in exchange for co-authorship.
So after our year was up and we gave her what we had, she submitted the articles and book chapter with her name only as author. By the time we all got back from break, it was a done deal.
I just wish my favorite prof wasn't having to do chemo at the time. He was supposed to have been my chair.
But all in all, I'd like to thank Diet Mountain Dew and Hydroxycut for helping me through those months of 2 hour sleep nights.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe a nap first.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...I think I'll get drunk.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*minus "a"
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*things
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I also can barely read any of this shit. My screen's fucked up. I didn't even realize to whom I was responding.
Are flickering horizontal lines across your screen that make it almost impossible to read anything a good thing?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Bubba. Yeah, it was lame. Not really trying to mock you. Just entered my mind when I realized I was correcting someone's grammar.
I can't decide whether or not to get drunk.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:55:06 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:15:26 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
it only took me two years to do a master's. plus working, plus keeping a gpa so high I got special recognition.
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Good times, eh? I hope you at least liked your thesis chair. I wanted to kill mine. Think ultra-radical feminist with a chip on her shoulder.
Plus, she robbed me of a co-authorship after a year of doing HER research FOR her.
Cow.
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I loved mine. He was the entire reason I stayed on to do postgraduate work. Brilliant.
That SUCKS you were robbed.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess Lungfish doesn't think the uniter is a worthless ASSwipe.
Danny boy must march to his own drummer. . .
:)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 18:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi M!
So you would dislike a story or novel about a dishonest or otherwise dubious character even if it was well written?
I was rating the post. I make no moral judgments regarding the poster, whomever* he or she may be.
Bye M!
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*whoever
"To be" = teh linking verb, you worthless ASSWIPE!!!
This review brought to you by Bubba4321.
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Do it right Lungfish, if you're gonna do it at all.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uniter: THIS was the most blatant example of plagiarism ever seen here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73576
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi M!
So you would dislike a story or novel about a dishonest or otherwise dubious character even if it was well written?
I was rating the post. I make no moral judgments regarding the poster, whomever* he or she may be.
Bye M!
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*whoever
"To be" = teh linking verb.
This review brought to you by Bubba4321.
:)
*****
Lunger,go to the head of the class! And bring beer!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:15:26 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
it only took me two years to do a master's. plus working, plus keeping a gpa so high I got special recognition.
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Good times, eh? I hope you at least liked your thesis chair. I wanted to kill mine. Think ultra-radical feminist with a chip on her shoulder.
Plus, she robbed me of a co-authorship after a year of doing HER research FOR her.
Cow.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is a well written post, and designed so as to provoke reaction.
The very idea to pretend plagiarism on ubersite is funny.
I was not being harsh with anyone, least of all M!, who is a decent writer and amuses me from time to time.
We were merely having a little of the old 'back and forth.'
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's saying a lot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, and this fiction will be heated iffin youse don't stfu.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uniter, I agree that this person is probably full of shit, but you're being unfair simply for the sake of argument.
Whether or not the writer is telling the truth is irrelevant, the post was not portrayed as fiction at all, unless I'm missing something.
But I'm not, so shut up.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Okay then.
Bye M!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi M!
So you would dislike a story or novel about a dishonest or otherwise dubious character even if it was well written?
I was rating the post. I make no moral judgments regarding the poster, whomever* he or she may be.
Bye M!
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*whoever
"To be" = teh linking verb.
This review brought to you by Bubba4321.
:)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if this is fiction, it's still gay.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My point exactly.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi, U!
Fiction about dishonesty is different than actual dishonesty!
Bye, U!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi M!
So you would dislike a story or novel about a dishonest or otherwise dubious character even if it was well written?
I was rating the post. I make no moral judgments regarding the poster, whomever he or she may be.
Bye M!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:26:10 PST (#)
Ranking: -1
Here, here...let me comfort you experima, by gently rubbing your vagina
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you'll have to unbunch my panties first.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi, U!
I didn't know this person was getting comments from "boys." I didn't read the comments. I just dislike cheating, lying, laziness, et cetera in general, so whether or not this story is based in fact doesn't change my opinion on plagiarists or whingers.
Bye, U!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking incredible.
so you take a jackass class like 'creative writing' and have to cheat to ace it?
have some goddamn self respect. have fun with your masters of table service.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi M!
I was alluding to the fact sometimes the women here treat newer women who receive compliments from boys in a negative fashion, and therefore resorting to a cheap jibe related to cat-fights.
I cast no aspersions on your honesty, only your intelligence if you actually think this story is factually based.
Bye M!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Here, here...let me comfort you experima, by gently rubbing your vagina
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe I shoulda gone along with everyone and said "cooooooooool."
i rate as honestly as you, uniter.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jealous of what? stealing? I loved every fucking minute of my course.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jealous below.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it only took me two years to do a master's. plus working, plus keeping a gpa so high I got special recognition.
I never plagiarized anyone.
Lazy. and you'll always know you didn't earn it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
sweet.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've actually posted things I've been working on for my writing classes. They are my OWN work, however. And I do it so I know how/what to change.
That said, I found this actually amusing. But be careful, sweetheart, karma's a bitch.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you obviously havent read any of my work or this post would have been all about me.
ps this post is fucking gay.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beats plagiarizing off wikipedia, which is what most students do.
It's like they think profs don't know how to use google just as well as they do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh yeah...I remember you...you're the one with the rack and the gay brother and brutal looking friends.
Thanks for those pictures of your hole...I ALMOST GOT BUSTED NY MRS. SHLONGY LOOKING AT THEM ON MY EMAIL>
I got out of it by just telling her that they were pictures of HER hole.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by turkeyslayer (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dig middle eastern chicks
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tee hee
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why haven't you stolen any of MY gems, cockgobbler?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well alrighty then. I don't buy it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What- you didn't steal anything of mine?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wtg
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well alrighty then. I don't buy it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry Brdn_Nkd.
You write okay, too.
Sorry about the impotence.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no hardness here, just curious. i don't know if I care too much. i think the only way I'd really end up caring is if it was published but since I don't have any skills we all know that's not happening.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TU, as if you know the first fuck all about writing.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are so cute. Your little dicks are hard and everything.
This was well written, so I doubt the author needs help from any of you bozos.
BLT is the only writer mentioned who actually has any skills at all.
Hey......
Submitted by turkeyslayer (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dig middle eastern chicks
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
i'd laugh if this was true.
Submitted by turkeyslayer (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who cares
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
secretly nothing for me either, never thought anyone would ever steal anything of mine. Of course I could be repayed... isn't this the hot girl with the fake lawn?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN CHAD CHAMLEY
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm secretly nothing. I'm beaming. I never get this kind of attention.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit I wish I'd thought of this
someone call merlina
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chamley.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CHAD CHAMLEY STRIKES AGAIN!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
They're all secretly proud and hoping it's really true.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
An A? Fuck yeah!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CT wants to know if he got an A!
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:22:45 EST (#)
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So which gem of mine did you steal? I'm curious.
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Yeah me too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i hope you included plenty of goatse.
Submitted by something_or_other (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I'm hoping this is true, so someone might have an excuse to grind you up and feed you to those silverbacks you go clubbing with.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Remember when Cheech smoked the joint of maui wowie that had a little Labrador in it?
And Chong laughed that laugh.
That's how I'm laughing at you now.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's pretty funny, actually.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CT wants to know if he got an A!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So which gem of mine did you steal? I'm curious.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by something_or_other (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Massive shenannys or you are the most vile, infected slore to walk the Earth.
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i'm not -2ing this just so it stays on the front page.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by something_or_other (user info) at 2007-11-09 16:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Massive shenannys or you are the most vile, infected slore to walk the Earth.