Camwhore in need of help (1955 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.63 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by StereoTypist (View user info) at 2007-11-10 14:30:17 EST
My girlfriend posted some pictures of this years Halloween party on her website and one in particular needs - nay, deserves - a very crude yet witty comment. Unable to think of one that is not just a recycled mish-mosh of classic humor I have decided to ask my favorite uberers for assistance.
Yes I am dressed as Hooker Hermione from Harry Potter and yes the man next to me in a giant penis - just thought I would clarify.
User Reviews
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nice tie
Submitted by R0usseau (user info) at 2007-11-14 16:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 giant penis
+2 Giant bewbs
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-11-13 12:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That looks like a really fucking lame party.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-12 17:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i know your intent is to attract attention to the tits, but it needs to be said that that's easily a three dick mouth
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-12 15:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
those are the worst costumes I've ever seen in my entire life
whore
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-11-12 13:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell the truth...that dick wasn't standing up until you and those melons sidled up next to him.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thing is this is an alter but the girl in the photo whoever she maybe is nice looking with huge nice boobs. I struggle to understand people who create alters that have been done time and time again.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-12 09:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
someone kill this alter already.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-12 07:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"this isn't even the most dick i've had this week"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-12 04:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-10 14:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just do a handstand on the beach already.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-12 04:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dominic had finally found a sure-fire way to avoid his 'sausage down a hallway' problem."
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-12 04:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-11 21:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94545
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-11 21:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as long as I'm in the bathroom with my laptop i was gonna go to youporn.com. I guess I can use the pic above to get fluffed. thank you for that and keep stealing those pics please.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-11 18:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-11-11 22:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-11 20:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you need to prove you are real....uber sign please, dedicated to me!
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-11-11 10:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LOL
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-10 18:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-11-11 07:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-11 20:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you need to prove you are real....uber sign please, dedicated to me!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-11-11 06:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice smile
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-11-11 05:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boobs only carry a girl so far. Her face looks like she made it out of random pieces of other people's faces.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-11 05:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you need to prove you are real....uber sign please, dedicated to me!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like to look at your boobies.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was thinking this comment: "LOL I LOVE GIANT DICKS" or "GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE." I agree with my esteemed reviewer below--I can't -2 those.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-10 22:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know I'd love to -2 this for lack of content like someone did below.. But only a faggot could give those boobs a -2. Therefore the person below is gay.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-11-10 22:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow thats a helluva rack!!!!
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-11-10 20:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone's figured out how to get hits. Also how to make shitty, no content posts. This doesn't deserve anything but a -2.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-11-10 20:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy crap that's a great rack. Anyway, some comments as per your request:
Your boobs have eaten your tie
Slutty Hermione and her fleshy wand
Harry Shlonger and the mysterious gaping cave
Abra Kaboob-ra
Harry Potter was only attending Hogwarts long enough to learn two spells: Summon Giant McWangus and Sexchangiarmus
Meh, not my best work.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-10 20:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever considered plastic surgery?
A superboob would look nice on you.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I prefer smallish boobs, like those of Jean Simmons.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I WANNA SEE YOU CRUSH A BEER CAN WITH THOSE THINGS, LIKE ON THE MAN SHOW!
YOU COULD BE A JUGGIE!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-11-10 18:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
but what's he dressed up as?
HAHA!
GOD I KILL ME!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-10 18:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-10 18:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a hot costume, but the guy next to you is a dick
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-10 17:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those tits need to be NAKED!!!
<orwrappedaroundmywang>
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-11-10 17:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why would anyone put this on the internet?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-11-10 17:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you have back problems?
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-10 17:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus fuck, I see those...Boobs...And..And.. I just want to make love to them..
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-11-10 17:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like your friend dripped a little pre-cum on his chest. Not that I blame him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-10 16:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This question really needs to be addressed...why aren't you over here rubbing those tremendous tits against my cock?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-11-10 16:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One trick pony.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-10 16:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he looks like Dominic Diamond
or TTOM.
same thign really
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-11-10 16:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You appear to be a useless human being. I recommend your existence be ended.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I have no idea why you bother coming here.
www.hotornot.com - this will probably satisfy your need for attention much better.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you did not answer us
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yo quiro un taco y burrito
neccisitas tu a mowo el lawno y pantaloon el fenco, bendejo
si
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ginormous boobs. Good for you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your boobles are magical.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
magical
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
those are the worst costumes I've ever seen in my entire life
whore
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-10 14:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just do a handstand on the beach already.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-10 14:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat my shit.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-10 14:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No (Witty) Comment.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-10 14:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So what you charge for wandwork lessons?
sry couldn't resist
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-10 14:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!