Endangered Species Taste Like Chicken (1182 hits)
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Submitted by Cody <happysatn.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-11-12 01:21:58 EST
Japan, is their anything this country won't consume? Year after year their fishing ships venture out in 'whaling season' to capture and kill up to 60 endangered hump-back whales. Environmental agencies do everything in their legal power to stop this event, though usually it results in nothing less then annoyance to Japan. Last year however a Japanese fishing ship literally ran into a protesting ship. Japan later claimed the situation was vice versa, however forensics from the AFP (Australian Federal Police) declared Japans statement false. Ramming protesting ships and simultaneously doing their very best to drive a species further towards extinction, Japan really is a role-model country.
This year is slightly different. After the confrontations from protesters last year, Japan has called upon Australia and New Zealand to ensure Japans safety of its fishing fleet while they slaughter whales. I am so incredibly out-raged by Japans nerve to call upon our countries to HELP them ERADICATE an ENDANGERED species that are under AUSTRALIAN PROTECTION. What the fuck are you thinking, you stupid chinks, can you not see the fucking irony?! I hope the protestors kill you all. I hope you are all sentenced to death by a harpooning squad. I hope for years to come we are finding little dead Japanese men washed up on our shores.
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:40:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2007-12-19 05:47:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:49:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 17:21:14 EST (#)
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Oh,boo fuckin hoo ,idiot
You'd rather see humans wash ashore,than whales?
what part of the food chain do you hail from?
and they're japs not hinks ,moron!
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Last time I checked, chinks were over-breeding and destroying everything around them like a plague - I.E Not endangered. Also, yes I would prefer to see chinks wash ashore then whales, you wannabe righteous humanitarian clown.
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I've got one for you, how about nothing washes ashore? Noone gets pieced, and no whales get carted off for the nearest mos burger.
The whole of humanity is overbreeding and destroying everything like the plague. My question is this, how many people are you willing to kill to save one animal? These are fucking human beings, beings with natural rights. Noone deserves to die for an animal. That being said, i disagree with japans whaling concerns. I do agree with the inuit though, that's their culture. We americans have already decimated enough of native american culture, let these people have something to link them to their past.
and I'd like to know if you would take it upon yourself to dispose of these "chinks" when they reach the shore. Have you ever seen a body thats been out to sea for a little while? It's not pretty.
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Funnily enough I have seen a human foot, I imagine it had been at sea for quite some time..
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:47:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:49:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 17:21:14 EST (#)
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Oh,boo fuckin hoo ,idiot
You'd rather see humans wash ashore,than whales?
what part of the food chain do you hail from?
and they're japs not hinks ,moron!
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Last time I checked, chinks were over-breeding and destroying everything around them like a plague - I.E Not endangered. Also, yes I would prefer to see chinks wash ashore then whales, you wannabe righteous humanitarian clown.
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I've got one for you, how about nothing washes ashore? Noone gets pieced, and no whales get carted off for the nearest mos burger.
The whole of humanity is overbreeding and destroying everything like the plague. My question is this, how many people are you willing to kill to save one animal? These are fucking human beings, beings with natural rights. Noone deserves to die for an animal. That being said, i disagree with japans whaling concerns. I do agree with the inuit though, that's their culture. We americans have already decimated enough of native american culture, let these people have something to link them to their past.
and I'd like to know if you would take it upon yourself to dispose of these "chinks" when they reach the shore. Have you ever seen a body thats been out to sea for a little while? It's not pretty.
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:14:28 EST (#)
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Very poor writing
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-06 00:39:13 EST (#)
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i think we should charge them at the rate of 10,000 of their finest most lovely and erotic young jap sluts per whale
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-11-14 23:11:29 EST (#)
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I think Japan should ram more protesting ships. Maritime violence is sooo fucking tits!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-14 00:28:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:59:19 EST (#)
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PAGING SHANDYTHEDOG
PAGING SHANDYTHEDOG
SHANDYTHEDOG TO THE CHINKY SLUT ROOM
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Hahahaha.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-13 23:13:42 EST (#)
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why don't you shed a tear over it you filthy hippie
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-13 22:59:19 EST (#)
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PAGING SHANDYTHEDOG
PAGING SHANDYTHEDOG
SHANDYTHEDOG TO THE CHINKY SLUT ROOM
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-13 22:45:59 EST (#)
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So eat chicken.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-13 16:40:30 EST (#)
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Go watch Conan the Barbarian and grow some balls.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-13 16:32:17 EST (#)
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But the dude below me has a point. Have a +1.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-11-13 16:31:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 02:21:14 EST (#)
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Oh,boo fuckin hoo ,idiot
You'd rather see humans wash ashore,than whales?
what part of the food chain do you hail from?
and they're japs not hinks ,moron!
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I would. As long as they're the humans harpooning the whales.
Which part of the food chain?
WHEN WILL MAN STOP DEFINING ITSELF BY WHAT IT EATS?
Seriously, basically what you eat is pre-shit. So, if you simplify just a little, everything you eat is shit (or very soon will be).
And I'd rather be from the part of the food chain that cares a smidgeon about biodiversity and feels some form of responsibility towards the creatures who are under our sway.
Fuck. I hate people.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-11-13 16:06:12 EST (#)
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Although I agree with the gist, your blatant misuse of both the word "irony" and the racial epithet "chink" has caused me to give you a fat -2.
There are plenty of other racist terms reserved specifically for Japanese folks along with several that are fitting for all those from the proverbial "Far East." Calling a Jap a "chink" is like calling a Jew a spic.
Also... You seem to know as much about irony as Alanis Morissett.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-13 02:03:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:17:59 PST (#)
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Fuck the environment, fuck whales, fuck trees, hooray for global warming and fuck you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:32:52 EST (#)
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and where is BAMF when you need him? I need him to send me some venison too...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:32:25 EST (#)
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it's not illegal is it?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:31:51 EST (#)
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yeah.. email me crystlesun at aol if you're serious. I am.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:25:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-13 09:23:59 EST (#)
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once they're off the endangered species list, I'll eat some.. at least once. But not blubber..or rancid. Fresh whale meat is what I wouldn't mind trying.
Yeah, I'd try penguin too.. For now I suppose I'm content with salmon and chicken... but some day...
And why won't anyone send me some 'Roo meat on dry ice? I KNOW those guys aren't endangered!!
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Ok, Kangaroo steaks? Sheesh, I'd love to send you that by the tonne. Honestly, those things are a plague over here!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:23:59 EST (#)
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once they're off the endangered species list, I'll eat some.. at least once. But not blubber..or rancid. Fresh whale meat is what I wouldn't mind trying.
Yeah, I'd try penguin too.. For now I suppose I'm content with salmon and chicken... but some day...
And why won't anyone send me some 'Roo meat on dry ice? I KNOW those guys aren't endangered!!
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:17:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-12 23:51:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:27:19 EST (#)
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No, no I'm quite sure the act of hunting and killing large numbers of an endangered species results in it's eventual extinction in it's natural habitat. Please enlighten me as to how this is not true and where you got your bullshit review from? Oh wait, you can't justify a fucking thing of what you just said because it's completely devoid of logic/sense etc. etc.
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OK, here's an elementary maths question.
If you have 60,000 things, that are increasing in number by about 2000 a year, and you are also removing about 200 a year. How long will it take till the number of things reaches 0???
Wait a minute, It'll NEVER fucking happen.
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Are you the kind of person that keeps warm in a genuine leapard skin sweater while ashing his cigarette in the severed palm of a gorilla? You make me sick, no concern for nature at all. Just because a species can slightly maintain numbers, it somehow makes it fine to kill them on mass.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:09:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-13 06:49:27 EST (#)
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One last thing - I don't think I'd have too much trouble shooting a person after killing several large-sized animals. It's a strange experience, taking that much life, and I don't think a human can really even compare to the majesty of a full-grown moose. I'm not saying I'd do it on a whim or anything, but if it came down to it, I don't think I'd hesitate.
Like I said, I'm fucking weird.
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You scare me.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-12 15:49:27 EST (#)
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One last thing - I don't think I'd have too much trouble shooting a person after killing several large-sized animals. It's a strange experience, taking that much life, and I don't think a human can really even compare to the majesty of a full-grown moose. I'm not saying I'd do it on a whim or anything, but if it came down to it, I don't think I'd hesitate.
Like I said, I'm fucking weird.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-11-12 15:37:18 EST (#)
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Good idea ~ bad followthrough, and scary pic. However, +2 because I'm all for good environmental stewardship, so at least someone else on here is on the right track.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-12 15:21:01 EST (#)
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I might not eat whale, but I think I'd try it. I also feel better about eating a deer I shot than I do eating beef.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-12 15:20:05 EST (#)
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I've killed deer, I've killed a moose, I'd eat whale, I don't really like people, and I love dogs.
I'm fucking weird.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:59:12 EST (#)
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Japs taste like whale
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:10:00 EST (#)
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Sacrilicious
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:09:07 EST (#)
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What can they hope to achieve with such tiny penises?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-12 11:17:59 EST (#)
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Fuck the environment, fuck whales, fuck trees, hooray for global warming and fuck you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-12 10:33:39 EST (#)
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you should probably go after the inuit as well.
they have a thing they do where they take whale blubber and...well they basically let it collapse in on itself for a few months in a jar stored at room temperature. it separates into a yellowish rancid oil with some larger chunks of ivory coloured solids floating about in it. then they slather the oil all over everything they eat, whip it into mashed potatoes, thicken soups, etc. they eat the chunks as a special treat.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:51:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:27:19 EST (#)
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No, no I'm quite sure the act of hunting and killing large numbers of an endangered species results in it's eventual extinction in it's natural habitat. Please enlighten me as to how this is not true and where you got your bullshit review from? Oh wait, you can't justify a fucking thing of what you just said because it's completely devoid of logic/sense etc. etc.
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OK, here's an elementary maths question.
If you have 60,000 things, that are increasing in number by about 2000 a year, and you are also removing about 200 a year. How long will it take till the number of things reaches 0???
Wait a minute, It'll NEVER fucking happen.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:29:47 EST (#)
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i'm not going to read this because you are probably a dipshit but I liked the title.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:27:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-12 20:38:44 EST (#)
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<education>
Japanese whaling is not driving any species to extinction. Te numbers they take are merely slowing the rate at which populations are re-established. So, while humpbacks and minke whales are endangered, Japan is doing no more or less to make them totally extinct than we are.
</education>
Of course, you're political knowledge on the matter seems to be about that of a 9th grader so you probably won't take this on board anyway
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No, no I'm quite sure the act of hunting and killing large numbers of an endangered species results in it's eventual extinction in it's natural habitat. Please enlighten me as to how this is not true and where you got your bullshit review from? Oh wait, you can't justify a fucking thing of what you just said because it's completely devoid of logic/sense etc. etc.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-12 07:21:44 EST (#)
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you were good till you called them chinks
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-12 06:55:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-12 06:33:31 EST (#)
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Don't forget the Norwegians! They deserve your wrath too.
But I think that dodgy bastard Musharraf's a bigger problem right now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-12 06:05:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:38:44 EST (#)
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<education>
Japanese whaling is not driving any species to extinction. Te numbers they take are merely slowing the rate at which populations are re-established. So, while humpbacks and minke whales are endangered, Japan is doing no more or less to make them totally extinct than we are.
</education>
Of course, you're political knowledge on the matter seems to be about that of a 9th grader so you probably won't take this on board anyway
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:16:10 EST (#)
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Im a victim of my own Southern circumstances. I bleed afterbirth
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:14:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:08:54 EST (#)
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Berty, if I had a whale burger for every time you called me a yokel, redneck, asshole, prick, etc. I'd be an obese motherfucker. Just cause I like you Im gonna let you in on an old family recipe.
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You're neither an arsehole nor a prick, but you ARE a yokel Ajanssen. If we were to prick you, you would bleed rapeseed oil.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:11:02 EST (#)
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I too am outraged.
But this is still a little weak.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:08:54 EST (#)
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Berty, if I had a whale burger for every time you called me a yokel, redneck, asshole, prick, etc. I'd be an obese motherfucker. Just cause I like you Im gonna let you in on an old family recipe.
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Whale Pie
20 oz Whale meat
One bay leaf
1 Stalk celery
6 Peppercorns
1 tb Salt
1/2 c Butter
1/2 c Flour
1 c Light cream
1/8 ts Pepper
1/4 ts Salt
One 1 pound can pearl onions
1 4 ounce can sliced mushrooms
1 pk Frozen peas
2 cn Pimentos, sliced 1
Box pastry mix
Cut the whale meat up, and place in a large kettle and cover with water (or use slow cooker). Add bay leaf, celery, peppercorns and 1 tablespoon salt. Bring to boil, cover and cook over low heat for 2 hours or until the meat is tender.
Melt the butter in a saucepan, add flour and stir until blended. Add light cream, pepper and salt. Cook stirring, until thickened.
Arrange whale meat pieces, onions, mushrooms, peas and pimentos in 2 quart casserole. Add sauce to within 1 inch of top.
Prepare the pastry mix. Cut pastry circle 1/2 inch larger than casserole and place over the whale-mixture, turning edge of pastry under and pressing to casserole with fork or spoon.
Bake in preheated 450 degree oven 15 min. or until crust is golden brown.
Serves 4 to 6 .
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:00:26 EST (#)
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Jesus Ajannsen, you really are an asshole.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-11-12 04:56:18 EST (#)
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I have spinning whale skin hubcaps.
Hubcap trumps burger.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-12 04:47:44 EST (#)
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For all I know eating whale meat is a gastronomic high equivilant only to jetting one's load across the giggling face of Jesus' sister after a most divine tit-wank. I would like to try it one day.
However you're quite right, if we want whale meat for the masses we have to encourage the Japanese to look at the larger economic picture. Perhaps they could cram dozens of manatees into huge, aquatic pens?
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-12 04:09:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:52:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 18:19:36 EST (#)
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Hey CJ long time-no connect-'CAUSE YER POSTS HAVE BEEN GOOFY AS OF LATE'
I haytz it wenz peeples play-ger-ize my shit.
But because ya did -i'm gonna +2 yer next post
in honor of this Cody clown bein' a fuckstick
now get back in your cage-you freaky fucker!
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Being called a fuckstick by an obvious self-confessed illiterate. Ouch.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:49:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 17:21:14 EST (#)
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Oh,boo fuckin hoo ,idiot
You'd rather see humans wash ashore,than whales?
what part of the food chain do you hail from?
and they're japs not hinks ,moron!
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Last time I checked, chinks were over-breeding and destroying everything around them like a plague - I.E Not endangered. Also, yes I would prefer to see chinks wash ashore then whales, you wannabe righteous humanitarian clown.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:19:36 EST (#)
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Hey CJ long time-no connect-'CAUSE YER POSTS HAVE BEEN GOOFY AS OF LATE'
I haytz it wenz peeples play-ger-ize my shit.
But because ya did -i'm gonna +2 yer next post
in honor of this Cody clown bein' a fuckstick
now get back in your cage-you freaky fucker!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-12 02:53:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 02:21:14 EST (#)
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Oh,boo fuckin hoo ,idiot
You'd rather see humans wash ashore,than whales?
what part of the food chain do you hail from?
and they're japs not hinks ,moron!
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-12 02:21:14 EST (#)
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Oh,boo fuckin hoo ,idiot
You'd rather see humans wash ashore,than whales?
what part of the food chain do you hail from?
and they're japs not hinks ,moron!
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-12 01:53:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-12 16:49:44 EST (#)
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We should eat them.
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I wonder how they'd taste..
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-12 01:49:44 EST (#)
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We should eat them.