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Submitted by kracka (View user info) at 2007-11-12 05:18:58 EST
Q: Submitted by Crystle - do you love me?
A: Of course I do. Who doesn't or wouldn't?
Q: Submitted by firefly - No Comment
A: Not sure that is a question but the answer is I plead the fifth
Q: Submitted by Pandora -
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does the female G spot really exsist?
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How big does an object have to be to actually cause one's rectum to prolapse?
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***Kracka answers both questions by unzipping his pants***
A: You are correct.
Q: Submitted by WookieSuave - kracka, why are american flags on military uniforms sewn on backwards? what is the significance?
A: If I remember correctly it is not sewn on backwards but it is because the flag is supposed to be as though as the person moves forward it gives the impression of a waving flag. Not completely 100% on that one since it is an Army thing and not Air Force
Q: Submitted by Director - *Ever own a switchblade? Ever flip it open and say, "Freeze sucka!"
A: Yes I have and do own quite a few switchblades. Most given to me by the military. I do not think I have flipped it open and said "Freeze Sucka" at least I have not said that and been able to be picked out of a line-up.
Q: Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys - I read today that you military guys arent supposed to reveal what you do on teh interwebs, in case TEH MOOSLIMS get you
A: That is a true statement in the fact that there are dumb fucks out there that will basically put in their myspace page/blog/whatthefuckever every piece of info on what they do, where they are, what they did and who they did it to. Also it has been found on some pages info on how many people where at the location, when they were leaving and when their replacements were going to be coming in. While that might not seem bad if the wrong people get that info it could be dangerous.
Q: Submitted by pen_name -
*Does Prince have a beret made of raspberries somewhere in his house?
*Who would win in a fight, Joseph C. Phillips (circa Strictly Business) or Wayne Brady?
*Is Mel Gibson a bigot, or are we just too tolerant of those crazy Jews?
*Ever wear cowbody boots?
*Do you like Celestial Seasonings flavored teas?
*Bottled water: refreshing or pretentious?
*How may digits of pi do you know by memory?
*Should prisons have more hobby classes, like making beaded necklaces or origami?
*Do you own a sports shirt for each of the four pro sports leagues?
*If you had a penny for every time a white person made a facetious honkey comment around you, how many rolls would you have? and would you cash them in at the bank or use a coinstar and lose 5 cents on the dollar?
*Favorite cartoon growing up...GI Joe or Transformers?
*Would you star in a blacksplotation movie? What if it were Black Breakfast Club?
...follow up, which Black Breakfast Club member would you want to play?
*Ever participate in a bet where you had to eat something gross, spicey, or life threatening?
*Which movie star would you most like to play tennis with.
*Ever own a switchblade? Ever flip it open and say, "Freeze sucka!"
*Ever have a moment with a white friend when you thought, "shit, asshole don't know what it's like to be me!"
*Ever eat any Mentos? Did you hold them out, smile, and say, "ah, the freshmaker!"
A: No but I have heard he likes to make guests pancakes for breakfast when they stay over.
Wayne Brady
Everyone has a little bit of racism in them. And we have grown tolerant of those cheap bastards
I did when I was a little kracka. Had the whole outfit with hat and vest to set it off.
Never had one. I might have to check that out when I get back/
In my opinion pretentious. "Hey let me put this tap water in a bottle and sell it". Watch a show by Penn and Teller called Bullshit. They tackled this in their first season I think.
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I think that the prison system should have things in place to give inmates skills they could use on the outside to get a job. Not sure if they do or not seeing as I have never been in.
No I do not. Although I would like a hockey jersey the only jerseys I wear would be football ones
Only a penny? Well I would have maybe 15000 dollars. And I don't trust banks or the coinstars. I keep my money in my mattress.
I liked them both but I would have to say the first cartoon I remember watching and loving to death was Voltron
Yes I would I think blaxploitatoin films were awesome. And I would want to play the dorky guy. Brian I think his name was.
Yes.
I would love to play tennis with Scarlett Johansson
See answer to TTOM's question.
Everyday. But not because I am black it is because I am pure awesome and he isn't
Yes but never did the whole freshmaker thing
Q: Submitted by ghola - Tell the truth. Aren't you actually white?
A: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74203
Q: Submitted by Shlongy - Question 2: Why is earth_collapse such a fucking Sally?
A: Because he has an eternal period.
Q: Submitted by Axolotl - Who do you support in 2008?
A: Whoever gives the military the highest raise.
Q: Submitted by Director - Why do black people age so much better than us honkeys?
A: It has a lot to do with the fact that we blacks are a superior race to you honky motherfuckers. But in all honestly I think it comes down to we don't spend as much time in the sun as you do.
Q: Submitted by Shlongy - Who's going to cover the spread in the Bills-Dolphins game today?
A: I did not see this question in time. Sorry. Plus I would not have been able to answer it seeing as I didn't know what the spread was.
Q:Submitted by Progr3ss - This was done about three months ago. It was on most heated for a week. And obviously that web site you've linked is shit, because otherwise you'd be there. Now that that's out of my system...
Who'll win the election?
A: Could give a shit less about your first little rant there and the site is actually cool for the games section and I actually was there but got bored of playing the games since I use that site to play games while I am back in the states at work also.
Second the person the most people vote for.
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Q: Submitted by orphelia - Do you know you look like a young Trevor MacDonald? Bong!
A: No, I did not know that.
Q: Submitted by MyNameIsTim - could an all-powerful jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
A: Yes he could but who would want to waste a burrito like that and have to wait all day for it to cool?
Q: Submitted by beeltea - what is the meaning of life?
A: 42
Q: Submitted by Coyote - How many roads must a man walk down?
A: 42
Q: Submitted by rad1101 - you're oput in the fucking sandbox again?
A: yes
Q: Submitted by Yams - Kracka, why are inside jokes so unfunny when used in public?
A: Because the public is usually outside. Inside jokes are better indoors.
Q: Submitted by vexx - What is our Iraq exit strategy?
A: There is no exit strategy
Q: Submitted by lungfish - Also: Why do I act like I'm 12 sometimes?
A: Because it's what grown men are supposed to do
Q: Submitted by strwbryfanatic - Why is it that you refuse to use punctuation and capital letters properly?
Also, why are you such a fucking asshole?
A: I refuse to use all of that stuff because the military has made it known that that shit doesn't matter. Second I am a fucking asshole because I like to have sex. If I didn't I would just be an asshole.
Q: Submitted by Yams - What is love?
A: Fuck off
Q:Submitted by ilikesteak - Are those glasses army issue, or did you just steal them from Buddy Holly?
A: No and no I stole them from some eyeglass shop a friend of mine works at.
Q: Submitted by lungfish - Why do I find Doris Day attractive?
A: Because he is an attractive male and the leader of the mother fucking Time
Q:Submitted by orphelia - Does the female G spot really exsist?
A: Yes it does and I could show you sometime where it is located.
Q: Submitted by Fungah - How big does an object have to be to actually cause one's rectum to prolapse?
In addition, does a prolapsed rectum happen spontaneously or does it take time, and a variety of penetrations involving different sized objects to create a prolapsed anus?
Also, if a bunny and a fox have sex do they give birth to Michael J. Fox?
A: For ones cornhole to prolapse takes nothing at all. Malnutrition can cause a prolapse. Usually only happens to small children or old people. Actually read up on this when I was a youngin cuz my friend had a puppy that had a prolapsed cornhole. It ended up dying. And no if a bunny and a fox have sex they do not give birth to Michael J. Fox. They give birth to the thing pictured below
Q: Submitted by Sacrilicious -Do you accept personal checks?
A: Of course. What do you have in mind?
Q: Submitted by lungfish - What makes you so devastatingly handsome?
A: I have no idea. I look at myself in the mirror everyday and ask myself the same question.
User Reviews
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-20 05:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Something has been bugging me ever since I watched this one episode of Law and Order: SVU. Its the one where a girl gets raped and then killed. You know. The one. Why do so many black men shave their heads? Is it acceptable for pasty here to shave his head, or will a brotha think poorly of such actions? Thank you for your insight, kracka.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-13 01:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you make carl weathers look like a pussy
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-12 20:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-12 17:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-12 16:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Q: Submitted by Sacrilicious -Do you accept personal checks?
A: Of course. What do you have in mind?
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Niiiice. My proposal is in the mail. Also, bring that dress.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-12 15:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 answered my questions. WOO!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-12 14:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have one question. I know it's a little late, but...
"Whom killed him and why?"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-12 13:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHMOOOCHIES!!!!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-12 13:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Q: Submitted by Yams - What is love?
A: Fuck off
I think the proper answer to this is BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MOREEEE
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
first bit anyway
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-12 10:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-11-12 10:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
42 is the meaning of life?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-12 09:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think Ive got a dose of jungle fever
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-11-12 09:29:14 EST (#)
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inion- questions came from here http://www.ubersite.com/m/113081
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-12 09:22:47 EST (#)
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here's my set of questions.
where do all these questions come from and why are you answering them?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-12 09:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In other news, my wife told some of her friends, who happened to be older black ladies, that I liked to get drunk, strip down to my underwear, and parade around the house singing along with Al Green. Derisive laughter followed, and the phrase "THAT long-haired cracka like Al Green?" That wasn't very nice...of my wife, I mean.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks. I remember The Time. This reminded me of high school prom, where it was rumored Midnight Star was going to play, but didn't. Not much of a story there, I'm afraid.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-12 08:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Review material.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-12 07:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Q: Lightside or Darkside?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-12 06:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This probably could've stayed on that other post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-12 06:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dear kracka, the g spot is about as real as valhalla (trust me I've looked), the sweet baby jebus and wmd's in iraq. Also,
1. if girls bled monthly they would get pale and die. read a fucking medical book you fucking prawn farmer. Oh here's one, Bleeding to Death 101. fucking hell.
TWO. if girls bled monthly and got pale and died, how come we all still have dinner and freshly ironed shirts? OH JEEZ I WONDER RANGER WOW MAYBE THE METHODISTS MAKE IT HAPPEN THROUGH PRAYER.
dickhead.
3. YOU, must be a moron.
and 4. You are a negro. If phuzzy finds you here he will shoot you with a rubber bullet. You won't bleed, but you'll bruise nicely. And BRUISES - Kracka, are what you get for not cookin', ironing or getting slippers. You think you're all across vagina's because of your cotton. BUT. YOU, ARE,
*NOT*. and quite frankly uber is sick of it.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whats the maximum amount of baking soda you would suggest using when cooking an 8 ball of coke into crack with out making it crumbly?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed part 1 and that means part 2 was only half an adventure. i wont penalize you with half a +2 because this was entertaining, but next time make sure you post at a time when i can properly observe it.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:54:57 EST (#)
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that is very true rad.
wink
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:53:42 EST (#)
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wink
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:53:12 EST (#)
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I don't have to ask how big your penis is.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:46:37 EST (#)
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net- you are correct. no one did ask me how big my penis is.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
netimportant - it is a joke you fucking mong
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Q:Submitted by orphelia - Does the female G spot really exsist?
Oh you poor, poor girl.
Kracka, I didn't read very carefully, but I didn't see anyone ask how big your penis is. I'm guessing 8.5-9ish.
Why didn't anyone ask that question?
IS WAYNE BRADY GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you so very much for your response.
I am, however, still unclear as to the location of my G spot.
Perhaps if you could draw a map, complete with grid references, this may help?
Hehe.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Soddy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the best picture ever. EVER.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-11-12 05:26:08 EST (#)
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BEST PICTURE EVER