Superman Gets Horny (NSFW) (1425 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.15 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fritolay <thefritolay.at.burntmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-03 09:52:19 EDT
One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers. So he zooms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice. All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What the was that!?!". Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, by the way, -2
Submitted by InvinoVeritas (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i heard that one in middle school, but it's still pretty good
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE YOU POSTER.. great shit
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone help me out here...is orange skin hot?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-04 14:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmm Wonderwoman...
I got blue balls! HELP! WONDERWOMAN HELP!!! SUPERGIRL WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????
Submitted by drunkmonk <cybrmnk.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-08-04 14:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, just because people keep giving -2's and referencing Hollow Man as the origin of this joke.
It's older than that, my children.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-08-03 14:50:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
This joke is from "Hollow Man," but I liked to read it again. It was still funny. Nice pic.
The Hollow Man verion was funnier, she was sun-tanning on the roof of the Justice League and it was longer.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-08-03 19:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for a fucking old joke
+1 for the nice pic
Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I counted wrong
Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the joke.
+2 for FritoLay posting a link that involves me in some small and insignificant way. Go me!!!
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Her butt looks like a werid brown sheet of paper.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-03 16:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PATHETIC
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-08-03 14:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This joke is from "Hollow Man," but I liked to read it again. It was still funny. Nice pic.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 13:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow michael a hunt, you are going to make a GREAT lawyer, you stupid, lying, sniveling CUNT.
Submitted by ras0ne (user info) at 2003-08-03 11:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that joke is old as fuck.......you suck ass
Submitted by ThePornoGuy (user info) at 2003-08-03 11:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to you for hating Michaelahunt.
I hope you die, BITCH.
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.P.S. Change the name of your last post to 'I'm not cheap, I'm just retarded.' HA!
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105800437813138857#113621
Dolphingr puts it pretty damn good.
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are like a raging bull, with some good handling, you can be made to give a GREAT show!
Ole!!
Hahahaha
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
excuse me? I have had some of my works published. Do u think u can insult me with giving me shit about spelling? I'm sure my uni didn't prohibit me from learning law, because of this. I'm going to become a high paid lawyer one day, and u will still be stuck in ur little sexual world, with you 'small dick' You said u had a small dick, i didn't. Well at when u have alcohol. Thats funny because my boyfriend still stays as big as ever even with alcohol. I not going to waste my time returning to this shitty post, so u can hate me or u want.
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
excuse me? I have had some of my works published. Do u think u can insult me with giving me shit about spelling? I'm sure my uni didn't prohibit me from learning law, because of this. I'm going to become a high paid lawyer one day, and u will still be stuck in ur little sexual world, with you 'small dick' You said u had a small dick, i didn't. Well at when u have alcohol. Thats funny because my boyfriend still stays as big as ever even with alcohol. I not going to waste my time returning to this shitty post, so u can hate me or u want.
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Is the only thing u ever right out is sex? -2 because the girl has fake breasts. "
My Cunt, you asswipe, check my user info. About 4 of my posts have anything to do with sex.
Ignoring your usual pathetic use of English grammar and spelling, what about your fucking logic, shitbrain? First of all, all your post are posts obsessed with people's looks, and second, first you say all -I- 'right' about is sex, and then you say "-2 because the girl has fake breasts"?? Kind of a sex-based judgement, don't you think, Cunt?
Submitted by ThePornoGuy (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is the only thing u ever right out is sex? -2 because the girl has fake breasts.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-03 10:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha.