Awesome Bear (739 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-11-13 09:41:11 EST
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-14 21:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-14 06:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK. Ha.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-14 00:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-13 19:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL. Nice to see *some* effort put into a post. And hey, i lorfed.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-11-13 18:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY CRAP ITS BEEN MY FOURTH UBERTHDAY ALL DAY AND I DIDN'T NOTICE. +2s FOR ALL, EVEN THE SHIT POSTS.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-13 18:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is for all the bears out there.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 15:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-13 15:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome RUG
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-13 14:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amusing, but I did this sort of thing much better in textual fiction form a few years ago...
READ! The exciting tale of Antidote Bear! http://www.ubersite.com/m/70467
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-13 12:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-13 11:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was a +1 until bosh man's joke.
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-13 12:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-13 12:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113114#2580511
you're confusing me with electro, friend
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-13 11:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-13 11:18:20 EST (#)
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/india/story/0,,2210181,00.html
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-13 11:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a big fan of this kind of post.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-13 11:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was a +1 until bosh man's joke.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Scourge decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear had his way with Scourge.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Scourge soon recovered and vowed
revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear
and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Scourge. That was my cousin
and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have
"rough sex."
Again, Scourge thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear
than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Scourge.
Although he survived, it took several months before Scourge fully
recovered.
Now Scourge was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder.
He turned around to find a GIANT polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Scourge, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you?"
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think if you're going to hunt bear, you should have to do it with your bare hands. i mean, how many of these guys are actually eating the bear? my guess is they want the thrill of the hunt and a cool dead animal trophy... which is fine i guess. just make it really thrilling and kill the bear with your bare hands.
bear hands.
bare hands.
rah.
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Ever see the video where the redneck wanted to make the video with him wrestling and killing a buck, so he strips to the waist, sprays himself all over with doe wee, and strikes this Hulk Hogan pose for the camera just as this enormous buck comes up from behind him? All you really see after that is the buck's hooves coming down, and then the guy's knocked off camera. It's pretty much screaming after that, then groaning. I guess the buck put out his eye, broke most of his ribs and snapped one of his arms before the wife chased it off with the tripod.
Bears would be even more amusing. I wonder how far a bear could knock a redneck's head. It would probably also eat the wife, which is okay. This is a brilliant idea for trimming redneck populations and making sure bears get fed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to shoot a bear one day, although it'd be better to befriend a bear and have, like, a bear sidekick because then NOBODY would fuck with you.
You'd have to have an enormous car though, plus it'd shit everywhere...
Actually on second thought I think I'll just shoot the bear.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or they could hunt bare....
get it?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think if you're going to hunt bear, you should have to do it with your bare hands. i mean, how many of these guys are actually eating the bear? my guess is they want the thrill of the hunt and a cool dead animal trophy... which is fine i guess. just make it really thrilling and kill the bear with your bare hands.
bear hands.
bare hands.
rah.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice try, but not really funny
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking awesome.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That bear is toast.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BEARS WOO!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i've seen better
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-13 10:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Elmer killed Electro!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-13 09:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
looks like that one guy shot awesome bear in the face, then raced around behind him to finger his butthole.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-13 09:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fairly awesome.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-13 09:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I only half smiled.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-13 09:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 09:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Awesome bear sure does do his hair differently in some of those pics