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Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: -0.76 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Quari Smyt <daglassawasta.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-03 17:08:07 EDT


I was playing with a WHOIS search, and decided to look up Ubersite:

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Whois info for, ubersite.com:
Registrant:
Cilfone Entertainment
1700 Woodbury Rd #1310
Orlando, FL 32828
US

Domain name: UBERSITE.COM

Administrative Contact:
Cilfone, Bart domains.at.cilfone.com
1700 Woodbury Rd #1310
Orlando, FL 32828
US
4073802320
Technical Contact:
Cilfone, Bart domains.at.cilfone.com
1700 Woodbury Rd #1310
Orlando, FL 32828
US
4073802320


Registration Service Provider:
Whirlycott, opensrs.at.whirlycott.com
617.249.0265
This company may be contacted for domain login/passwords,
DNS/Nameserver changes, and general domain support questions.


Registrar of Record: TUCOWS, INC.
Record last updated on 27-Jan-2003.
Record expires on 07-Apr-2004.
Record Created on 07-Apr-1999.

Domain servers in listed order:
PETROL.WHIRLYCOTT.COM 64.14.90.67
NS.WHIRLYCOTT.COM 130.105.36.6

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My question is... doesn't Bart live in Chicago? I looked up his registration service provider, thinking it was simply a privacy cover up, but it was not the same address as his provider.

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Whois info for, whirlycott.com:
Registrant:
Whirlycott
16 Hazel Street
Watertown, MA 02472
US

Domain name: WHIRLYCOTT.COM

Administrative Contact:
Jacob, Philip dns.at.whirlycott.com
16 Hazel Street
Watertown, MA 02472
US
617.249.0265 Fax: 617.249.0265

Technical Contact:
Jacob, Philip dns.at.whirlycott.com
16 Hazel Street
Watertown, MA 02472
US
617.249.0265 Fax: 617.249.0265



Registrar of Record: TUCOWS, INC.
Record last updated on 24-Feb-2003.
Record expires on 28-Nov-2004.
Record Created on 29-Nov-1996.

Domain servers in listed order:
NS.WHIRLYCOTT.COM 130.105.36.6
PETROL.WHIRLYCOTT.COM 64.14.90.67

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So the question remains... who is Bart? Well not really who, but Where is Bart?

WHOIS service used: http://whois.opensrs.net

This would be far weirder if his name was Waldo.

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-08-11 02:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I live in Chicago. I used to live in Orlando. I never changed the whois information because I don't want to receive any more junk mail than I already do.

Very confusing.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-04 11:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Bandita, your Uber name intrigues me... are you latina?

Submitted by Bandita (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

0 for the Waldo thing.

Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-08-04 00:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

run bart! i think he wants to be friends.. good friends

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-03 21:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why do you fucking care? bart is a guy with a website. why do you feel the need to look him up? why don't you just leave him alone and post on his goddamn website without worrying about him? if i was bart, i would post your IP address for this. but bart is too good of a guy and his ethics are very strong, from what i can tell. he wouldn't do that.

you are a goddamn idiot.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 20:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"you obviously got that picture from bart's website with his resume. i know you fucking read that. so you know what's going on. you just thought people would think you're a "super cool hacker guy" because you know how to do a simple whois. actually, i'm still not sure why you posted this. but do know it has something to do with the fact that you're extremely fucking stupid."

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oh fuck me, someone just got O-W-N-E-D!!!


Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-08-03 20:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, I read his resume. It was very... interesting. At best.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-03 19:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

god i hate you, and i'm in a really bad mood, so i had to call you another mean name, shitdick.

i guess i'm pissed off because this seems like a feeble attempt to dig up information on bart. then you posted it, thinking you "exposed" him.

what's so hard to figure out about this? bart registered this domain when he was in orlando. either that, or he had another domain there, and used the same information when he registered Ubersite.

you obviously got that picture from bart's website with his resume. i know you fucking read that. so you know what's going on. you just thought people would think you're a "super cool hacker guy" because you know how to do a simple whois. actually, i'm still not sure why you posted this. but do know it has something to do with the fact that you're extremely fucking stupid.

GO TO HELL.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-03 19:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you figured out how to use whois. congratulations..... dumbfuck.


i don't know why this really pisses me off, but it does. i hope you die.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-08-03 19:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart used to work in Florida, I think. That's when he developed Uber. Hence, the reg in FL.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-03 19:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There is no "bart", uber is a sentient computer and has created the bart persona solely to prevent anyone from finding out it's true mission and shutting it down.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-03 19:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes Insane, that's one sexy green eye. Phwooooaaaarrrr!!!

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 19:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahaha this post made me smile simply because you put a picture of my lover's sexy eye up on it.

But seriously, who gives a FUCK who Bart is? (no offense Bart)


Go to hell

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're what we like to call a "stalker".

Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahaha, I love the El_Guapo.

Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ha, El_Guapo just shut your ugly ass up.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

he used to live in orlando

Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like this site too, and Bart's an awesome guy for starting this most mysterious and peculiar website.

The fact is though, I was just curious about why it said Orlando when he always says he lives in Chicago.

Submitted by ManHater (user info) at 2003-08-03 17:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't care.
I like to read what people post and sometimes I like to comment.
I want to thank bart for this website so GO TO HELL AND STOP TRYING TO CAUSE TROUBLE YOU INGRATE!


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