ATTN: Italy -or- Sicosemen, I'm calling out your worthless nation. (1692 hits)
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Submitted by Scotland. (View user info) at 2007-11-16 08:36:28 EST
Americans, this post contains information about an international sporting event. I'm aware that most of you don't understand the concept, but if you'd like to read on, don't be scared.
Italy is a nation with an impressive footballing heritage. They've won numerous trophies over the years and are currently champions of the world. However, they've always had a terrible reputation for match fixing, bribing, cheating and general hooliganism, both on and off the pitch. Some of you may have heard of the violence ravaging the country following the "accidental" killing of a fan by the police last weekend. This has led to club football being postponed in the country for fear of an escalation in the violence. Couldn't have come at a worse time really, considering the football match due to take place tomorrow. Scotland, proud nation of warriors and good looking, healthy people, are taking on the inbred cunts that bathe in oil and rape children, Italy.
I did some extensive research using both Google and Wikipedia on Italy and came up with the following startling facts. Sicosemen, I expect you will want to attempt to disprove these facts, but since you're Italian, we all know you're fucking lying and would sell your mother if you thought it would get you somewhere. Hell, you've probably had your mother sucking cock for dollar for years, a shame that the American currency, just like the old Italian lira is absolutely fucking worthless.
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It is written into Italian law that by the age of four a young boy must have accepted the genitals of an older gentleman into his mouth. Not only is this law, it is actively encouraged. This sickening and barbaric paedophilia has been going on for centuries and the turn of the millenium actually saw a rise in the number of incidents of male pederasty. The problem is actually so bad that the women of Italy have begun coming to Scotland to recieve sexual gratification. The problem here is that most of us are too fucking pissed to either care or get it up. Italian women are also hideously ugly, have cavernously wide vaginas and smell like fucking fish.
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The story of Sodom and Gomorrah, one of our great Lord's more impressive smitings actually took place in Rome, about 50 years ago. Those who wrote the bible predicted that Naples would become such a hot-bed of sodomy and rape that they wrote the story as a warning to those brave few who kept their honour. Unfortunately, none of them fucking listened, and the city was blasted from the history books by God, who was sick of watching his beautiful countryside fucked up by a bunch of spaghetti eating, gold wearing motherfuckers who all rape boys and sell their mothers so they can by more calzone.
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I slept with an Italian girl once. It was for a dare and it was the most scarring experience of my life. She only had one tooth, yet when performing fellatio upon my large and impressive Scottish penis, she managed to snare it on my foreskin and caused a nasty wound. To teach her a lesson I put on a condom and fucked her arse until she bled. I then came on the wound in her rectal passage and to this day am not ashamed that I probably gave her HIV. I like to imagine that she roams the streets of Glasgow, a hooker obviously, infecting delinquents who ordinarily would walk the streets. This scum has now been eradicated thanks to my powerful Scottish jism, and a filthy Italian whore, so I guess maybe you cunts are good for something.
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Italians cheat mercilessly at football. I've seen matches where they have taped razor blades to the front of their boots so that when they kick other players, they bleed and have to leave the match. I've seen them covering themselves in oil so that they are so slippery they practically slide around the pitch at superhuman speeds, swatting at the opposition and attempting to touch their penises. In the case of the Scotland team, since we play in kilts and are all ginger, this is quite easy for them. As a deterrent, the team now all wear metal codpieces, covered in arsenic. This means that when the Italians touch our genitals, then raise their hands to put in their mouths and lick the sweat, they fucking die.
I'm sure you'll agree that these facts are harrowing, upsetting and all completely true. I await tomorrow not with trepidation, but with joy, knowing that we are going to smash the fucking life out of a team that has cheated, lied and connived it's way to the top. Come on you filthy Wop bastards. Come to Hampden, hear the roar and leave with your fucking misicule penises withered and destroyed from the ego bashing we're gonna give you.
In closing, Sico, I think you should be ashamed of your heritage. I know I fucking would be.
GET IT UP YE!
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:18:18 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the point of this is...but Italy owns Scotland in every way.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 00:19:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-21 06:13:42 EST (#)
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Cunt.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-20 12:16:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-11-20 16:07:21 GMT (#)
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I am positive this is not a post about Football. Happy?
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I am positive that you know nothing about sport.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:07:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-20 05:28:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-11-19 21:28:17 GMT (#)
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This is not a post about Football.
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Why is it that you never have anything positive to say, you worthless shell of a man.
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I am positive this is not a post about Football. Happy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:27:44 EST (#)
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Sven qualified us with a last minute draw against Greece in a far worse qualifying campaign!
People are always far to quick to slag off the England team, manager and performance just the opposite is true too but they rarely praise the manager.
Scotland will qualify for the world cup, mainly because they are seeds. Just pray you keep hold of your manager!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:22:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:07:12 GMT (#)
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Makes me laugh how people can say we dont deserve to qualify, if we beat Croatia 2 nil we finish top of the group, ok if we lose we go out. We have had one bad performance against Macedonia at home and capitualted in ten minutes away to Russia, but we were the better team.
Im not saying were any good but if we qualify , we deserve too.
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It's the burden of expectation. Something I fear the Scots might suffer from a little in coming matches. As long as we can keep Mcleish, I reckon we'll be alright.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:07:12 EST (#)
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Makes me laugh how people can say we dont deserve to qualify, if we beat Croatia 2 nil we finish top of the group, ok if we lose we go out. We have had one bad performance against Macedonia at home and capitualted in ten minutes away to Russia, but we were the better team.
Im not saying were any good but if we qualify , we deserve too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-20 05:28:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-11-19 21:28:17 GMT (#)
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This is not a post about Football.
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Why is it that you never have anything positive to say, you worthless shell of a man.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-11-19 16:28:17 EST (#)
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This is not a post about Football.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 03:32:36 EST (#)
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You're telling me Phuzzy! Robbed by a dodgy decision at the last. Still, we missed plenty of chances and for that we can only blame ourselves.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-19 03:26:26 EST (#)
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OUCH.
http://www.news24.com/News24/Sport/Soccer/0,,2-9-840_2222947,00.html
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-18 10:18:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-17 08:55:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-17 06:03:25 EST (#)
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Oh, and Sinistral, I lived in the States. The only people I ever saw giving a shit about international sport were ex-pats. Isolationism maybe worked too well?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-17 06:00:49 EST (#)
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Jake, you are a noble man indeed. I'm not going to lie when I tell you that I did laugh a bit when I found out that Owen managed to get injured (again) last night.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-17 05:30:07 EST (#)
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Other than the countless typos, general errors, poor english, utter shit and your pandering to Americans who think they're not, this was a good post. Weird.
You forgot their stupid stupid hairbands. The pansies. Good luck Scotland. And I hope England don't qualify. They do not deserve it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:58:23 EST (#)
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This is an hilarious post. Plus it's pretty obvious that you and sico want to make out a little.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:38:08 EST (#)
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"Americans, this post contains information about an international sporting event. I'm aware that most of you don't understand the concept, but if you'd like to read on, don't be scared."
Every time someone posts about some form of an international sport, the above statement seems to always come up. Quite frankly, I don't get it. It's not like America doesn't field a team in nearly every single international competition (Olympics, World Cup, World Baseball Classic [albeit this particular competition sucks], hell even the rugby world cup).
On top of that, NBA teams played games all over the world during the pre-season and the NFL just had it's first international game in London a few weeks ago.
Moreover, all of our sports leagues (with the exception of the humiliating MLS) seem to attract the finest talent from all over the world.
Granted, if you were to take a random person off the street, he or she probably wouldn't know the last winner of the World Cup. However there are, in fact, soccer/football pubs within a half hour of my house. There is actually a rather large population of sports fans who enjoy all sports no matter the country.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:08:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:03:20 EST (#)
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auto -2 foreskin
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:13:39 EST (#)
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Fag.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:31:52 EST (#)
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Oh, don't worry....I WILL!
Wait...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:29:43 EST (#)
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Anyway gayboy, I'm off home now. Enjoy masturbating over pictures of small boys.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:29:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:27:23 GMT (#)
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I just googled it...and in case you are wondering here are the ctrl+c, ctrl+v results.
"Italy by a margin because they are a greater nation"
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I just did my own research and came up with the following.
"Scotland will win following the master-stroke assasination of an Italian fan at the weekend."
Subterfuge, it's what we do.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:27:23 EST (#)
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I just googled it...and in case you are wondering here are the ctrl+c, ctrl+v results.
"Italy by a margin because they are a greater nation"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:24:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:23:14 GMT (#)
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Just because you have a wonky eye and you wish your hair could be "Bounce Back, Jhirmack" doesn't mean our hair is L'Oreal. Our hair is whispy and makes the panties fly.
Well, we're on then, so long as we're playing straight up, without the spread. I was just curious to see who was favored 'on the books' in this match up. I'd have to imagine it would be Italy...because they're such a far superior nation.
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I'm not sure what the current odds are to be honest. Closer than anyone would have anticipated at the beginning of the campaign.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:23:14 EST (#)
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Just because you have a wonky eye and you wish your hair could be "Bounce Back, Jhirmack" doesn't mean our hair is L'Oreal. Our hair is whispy and makes the panties fly.
Well, we're on then, so long as we're playing straight up, without the spread. I was just curious to see who was favored 'on the books' in this match up. I'd have to imagine it would be Italy...because they're such a far superior nation.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:22:11 EST (#)
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What the fuck, below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:21:34 EST (#)
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Oh, MADONN'!
This reminds me of some post or comment I saw where an American of Italian heritage (as I am) used the word "marone" and said it meant "moron" in Italian. That person does not represent the average Italian American or the offspring thereof.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:17:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:16:10 GMT (#)
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Seriously, do soccer games have a over/under point spread? Either way, would you like to wager $10. USD payable via paypal?
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Sure. That'll make it interesting. The spread thing is like the difference in points right?
I'll go for 2 - 1 to Scotland.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:16:10 EST (#)
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Seriously, do soccer games have a over/under point spread? Either way, would you like to wager $10. USD payable via paypal?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:16:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:14:56 GMT (#)
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Our haircuts scream masculinity and security while your 'high and tights' bellow overcompensation for testicles and male genitalia.
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No, they scream "We're sponsored by L'Oreal" which is a constant source of shame as they're French.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:14:56 EST (#)
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Our haircuts scream masculinity and security while your 'high and tights' bellow overcompensation for testicles and male genitalia.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:14:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:13:20 GMT (#)
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I'll meet you in the middle...of the Ocean...at sunset, you high falutin bird watcher.
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Start swimming you homo. I'm going to end you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:13:20 EST (#)
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I'll meet you in the middle...of the Ocean...at sunset, you high falutin bird watcher.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:13:05 EST (#)
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Also, Rhymen. You've never heard of the fearsome Hampden Roar? 55,000 Scots cheering the side on are going to ruin the fucking gay haircuts of the eyeties.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:09:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:08:50 GMT (#)
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Italy is going to beat Scotland (March 28th repeat?). France and Italy will advance.
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I think it'll be a draw.
Sico you fucking cunt, name a place and I'll punch you so fucking hard your balls will explode from the pressure. You boy touching Papist bastard.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:09:23 EST (#)
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AH! meant to +1
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:08:50 EST (#)
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Italy is going to beat Scotland (March 28th repeat?). France and Italy will advance.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:05:44 EST (#)
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That's it, you cock sucking piece of shit. When Italy cheats their way to victory, and after my ho(read mom) gets back from the street tomorrow, I'm going to come kick your ass. Fair warning, 1gay1cup, there may be a rebuttal post coming.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 12:53:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:28:31 GMT (#)
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A joke?!
Now I'm really confused!
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Are you retarded or something?
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2007-11-16 12:32:26 EST (#)
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I larfed!
As a WOP dago bastard born in Canada I thought this was mildly amusing...despite my hatred of Scots, the Irish, the French, Italians, Canadians, Americans...I had a point here?
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-11-16 12:28:31 EST (#)
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A joke?!
Now I'm really confused!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 12:12:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:07:54 GMT (#)
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"I've seen them covering themselves in oil"
that's just natural Dago love grease, baby
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So you're basically saying that eyeties are lubed up and ready for action 24/7?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-16 12:07:54 EST (#)
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"I've seen them covering themselves in oil"
that's just natural Dago love grease, baby
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-16 11:54:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-11-16 11:39:19 EST (#)
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I'm half italian so I can't really abide by this post. However, I love the scots so I'm confused as how to act.
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Ah you poor lamb, you never had a chance.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 11:52:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:39:19 GMT (#)
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I'm half italian so I can't really abide by this post. However, I love the scots so I'm confused as how to act.
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You know it's a joke right...
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-16 11:51:16 EST (#)
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Fucking eye-tyes!
Why do you all care so much about sports? If you really want to prove your prowess internationally just invade someplace and destroy its conventional military in five days.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-11-16 11:39:19 EST (#)
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I'm half italian so I can't really abide by this post. However, I love the scots so I'm confused as how to act.
This confusion has led me to overload and run rampant through your posts -2die-ing everything you've posted.
Btw, if you infected a girl with AIDS, doesn't that mean you already have it?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:52:16 EST (#)
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'Mon the Scottish!
'Mon the Russians!
'Mon the Drinking!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:35:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:34:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:28:39 GMT (#)
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"yippy ordered and on it's way: check
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A wee bit of slang. Not comfortable using the proper terminology in work surroundings. No need to be "nosey".
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Yeah, I got that it was slang, I've just never heard it ever before. I'm going to assume it's something narcotic related.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:33:45 EST (#)
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Yippy
1. So messed up from some hard core dope u are bouncing off the walls
2. Hyper from drugs
That reefa gave me a mad yippy rush.
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Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:28:39 EST (#)
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"yippy ordered and on it's way: check
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A wee bit of slang. Not comfortable using the proper terminology in work surroundings. No need to be "nosey".
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:11:59 EST (#)
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Go Scots, Go Ruski's.
We are facing a thriller too, we have to beat Luxemburg......at home.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:11:34 EST (#)
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Fair play.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:06:26 EST (#)
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"yippy ordered and on it's way: check
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Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:03:41 EST (#)
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Kilt: check.
Overly tight old school Scotland shirt: check
Flat pack of Tenants in fridge: check
Wee bottle of "the fast": check
"yippy ordered and on it's way: check
We can do it. it's a big ask, but win loose or draw the weekend is all about getting fucked up, wearing a "skirt" and being proud to be unhealthy, drunk and Scottish.
M'on Barry, m'on faddy pants, m'on king Kenny, m'on McManus. God bless big Eck.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:03:41 EST (#)
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And boy, do they fuck it up!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 10:01:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:48:08 GMT (#)
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Put it this way - I'm more scared of English football fans than I am of anything a tourist would experience here, especially for 2010.
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Most of the proper lunatic fans have either been permanently crippled or banned. It really is a minority of guys now, who fuck it up for everyone else.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:48:08 EST (#)
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Put it this way - I'm more scared of English football fans than I am of anything a tourist would experience here, especially for 2010.
But bad press is bad press, and I'm sure that the first incident of any kind involving a tourist will be splashed about with rampant fury, just so someone from overseas can say 'See, I told you so..."
But in my opinion? Unless you go looking for trouble, same as any bad part of any city, you'll be incredibly impressed, and never want to leave.
But I'm biased. I live here...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:47:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:43:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:37:45 GMT (#)
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There's only one l in Mandela.
SO HAH.
Plus, I fucked up your rating. If I thought you cared, I'd apologise...
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This is HBTS' girlfriend.
He killed himself over that Phuzzy, so fuck you.
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LIES! LIES!!
Now if you had said it was his Little African Manservant, then we may have believed you.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:43:46 EST (#)
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England...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:43:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:37:45 GMT (#)
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There's only one l in Mandela.
SO HAH.
Plus, I fucked up your rating. If I thought you cared, I'd apologise...
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This is HBTS' girlfriend.
He killed himself over that Phuzzy, so fuck you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:37:00 EST (#)
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I have a question for Phuzzygish: In your opinion how many international footballers will be raped infront of their team mates or burnt to death whilst having their coach hijacked in 2010? Will this be common? Are they allowing teams to bring larger squads to combat violent murder?
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I'll answer that, but first, what country are you from, I can give you a more tailored answer.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:37:45 EST (#)
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There's only one l in Mandela.
SO HAH.
Plus, I fucked up your rating. If I thought you cared, I'd apologise...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:37:35 EST (#)
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What is that search supposed to show? All I got was some Lega imprcionale or something and something about being able to find a 7yr old italalian boy?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:37:00 EST (#)
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I have a question for Phuzzygish: In your opinion how many international footballers will be raped infront of their team mates or burnt to death whilst having their coach hijacked in 2010? Will this be common? Are they allowing teams to bring larger squads to combat violent murder?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:35:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:34:49 GMT (#)
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I wasn't talking to you, Rob Roy.
It was for everyone else that doesn't have the luxury of the Stirling Tribune or the Angus MacAberdeen BiWeekly Printables.
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Fair enough Mr. Mandella. Personally, I read the Choochter Press.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:35:11 EST (#)
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Damn.
I'm in a fucking foul mood for a Friday.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:34:49 EST (#)
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I wasn't talking to you, Rob Roy.
It was for everyone else that doesn't have the luxury of the Stirling Tribune or the Angus MacAberdeen BiWeekly Printables.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:32:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:31:01 GMT (#)
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Google italy+football+number+17, and take joy in the fact that you're playing on the 17th, and kicking off at 17.00
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Dude, that's been doing the rounds in just about every single Scottish media outlet for the last, I dunno, month or so? It's fucking great though, and if we win, I'll be getting 17 on my Scotland strip.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:32:02 EST (#)
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Go Scotland.
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/international/article3163987.ece
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:31:01 EST (#)
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Google italy+football+number+17, and take joy in the fact that you're playing on the 17th, and kicking off at 17.00
Good luck.
We play the Yanks tomorrow.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:30:28 EST (#)
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Sheer briliance.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:20:54 EST (#)
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despite what he's told, sicosemen is not italian.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:07:30 EST (#)
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Whilst raping a nun.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:07:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:06:29 GMT (#)
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you really really worry me.
if i gave you a bullhorn would you announce this entire post at the vatican?
serious question.
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Yes. Yes I would.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:06:29 EST (#)
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you really really worry me.
if i gave you a bullhorn would you announce this entire post at the vatican?
serious question.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-16 09:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We have been sleeping like bears in one big bed, my eyes are still heavy with slumber.
What is all this Scottishness doing here on a friday and how come Ratty has seen your thingy and I haven't?:(
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:58:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:56:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like Techno knows too much.
'Techno's seen Hurty's Willy!
Techno's seen Hurty's willy!
Ewwwwwwww'
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Everyone has seen it, he whips it out and waves it around whenever he's shopping for cigs and special brew in Asda
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I Havent seen it.
Mind you I dont shop in ASDA, Waitrose darling waitrose.
Actuallu I dont have an ASDA near to me.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since when did the Weegies ever need to justify drinking?
If we can get a double-header of Scottish and Russian vctories tomorrow, chances are I will die of alcohol/joy overload.
'Mon the Scots!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like Techno knows too much.
'Techno's seen Hurty's Willy!
Techno's seen Hurty's willy!
Ewwwwwwww'
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Everyone has seen it, he whips it out and waves it around whenever he's shopping for cigs and special brew in Asda
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like Techno knows too much.
'Techno's seen Hurty's Willy!
Techno's seen Hurty's willy!
Ewwwwwwww'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:51:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can vouch, that most of the above is true. Although I have my doubts about you having a "large and impressive Scottish penis", rumour has it that it is small and chinese
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Ah now there you'd be wrong. The small Chinese penis belongs to Sico, he keeps the boy attached to it in a cupboard. The poor child is only 3 and yet Sico has been having 'relations' with him for the last 6 months.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can vouch, that most of the above is true. Although I have my doubts about you having a "large and impressive Scottish penis", rumour has it that it is small and chinese
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:48:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
This did make me piss myself, but then again I think my colostomy bag maybe full so dont get to big headed.
So I take it Scotland are playing Italy tomorrow? Well that will ensure I dont go into a pub with a tv, thanks for the heads up. and enjoy.
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Aye, we need to beat the bastards to qualify for Euro 2008. Kick off is at 5. The pubs in Glasgow will be serving ale from 11. It is going to be carnage.
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Hehehehehe I like that way you are justifying a day of Drinking in old Glasgee.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:49:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:48:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
This did make me piss myself, but then again I think my colostomy bag maybe full so dont get to big headed.
So I take it Scotland are playing Italy tomorrow? Well that will ensure I dont go into a pub with a tv, thanks for the heads up. and enjoy.
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Aye, we need to beat the bastards to qualify for Euro 2008. Kick off is at 5. The pubs in Glasgow will be serving ale from 11. It is going to be carnage.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This did make me piss myself, but then again I think my colostomy bag maybe full so dont get to big headed.
So I take it Scotland are playing Italy tomorrow? Well that will ensure I dont go into a pub with a tv, thanks for the heads up. and enjoy.