The Splits of Ubersite (570 hits)
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Submitted by Tony Danza (View user info) at 2007-11-16 14:45:04 EST
LIVE FROM COAST TO COAST, IT'S THE SPLITS OF UBERSITE!
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:59:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-16 21:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, this isn't sico's alter.
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You, sir, are correct.
I'M NOT AN ALTER, I'M A REAL BOY!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm the one on the far right
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-18 10:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-17 10:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK...I chuckled
Right after I pooped.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-17 10:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know. It's too well done, and there's not nearly enough useless posturing. :(
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-16 21:44:48 EST (#)
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nah, this isn't sico's alter.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 20:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:11:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:13:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony, the 'raging hard on' was directed to dicarus.
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I know. I just wanted to clear up any ambiguity about MY feelings for you. :)
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talking to yourself again?
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BAHAHA! That would be awesome! It would be the only alter Simon's ever come up with that hasn't sucked and blown at the same time. I guess a .03 batting average isn't that bad if the batter's a six-fingered redneck.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
holy crotch-a-moly
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:11:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:13:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony, the 'raging hard on' was directed to dicarus.
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I know. I just wanted to clear up any ambiguity about MY feelings for you. :)
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talking to yourself again?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How in the world did this manage to transmogrify from hetero splits to ATTN MENZ GHEY FOR SICO so quickly?
Not that *I* wouldn't hit it, if properly drunk...just sayin', is all.
*backs away slowly*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, let's not clear it up, let's fuck it out.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony, the 'raging hard on' was directed to dicarus.
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I know. I just wanted to clear up any ambiguity about MY feelings for you. :)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know. I said "current" as I figured someone would rank whilst I was ranking.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:07:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Irony 5 below was yourself, asshat.
Tony, the 'raging hard on' was directed to dicarus.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:46:33 EST (#)
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God damn, my nuts hurt just REMEMBERING this Fourth of July spectacular.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Irony (currently 5) below.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:02:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Raging hard on for sicosemen, two below.
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When I see your rippling chest and flowing hair, I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF!
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:01:01 EST (#)
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That was meant for Hadley.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Raging hard on for sicosemen, two below.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:00:22 EST (#)
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Non-Ubersite-taker-backer below.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GMF
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: Icarus,
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-15 23:45:23 EST (#)
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Recycling works for cans and bottles. Not so much for attempts at humor.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha icarus you missed it
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:58:57 EST (#)
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THOSE PICTURES WERE AIRBRUSHED
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicklet dick below.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:58:18 EST (#)
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I love this guy below.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cock hiding fat fuck, below.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See, why didn't they let you work material like that into the Tony Danza Show?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nimrod, below.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I shot my cannon into Alyssa Milano during the pre-show warmups in the green room...dose that count?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what would have made it even better? If you'd juggled plates while tapdancing on stilts wearing one of those stupid Uncle Sam hats, or shot Alyssa Milano from a cannon into a crowd of lepers or really hungry African children.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best yet
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har...still, the most amusing one yet.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God damn, my nuts hurt just REMEMBERING this Fourth of July spectacular.