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Uncivil War: The Split of Ubersite Pt1 (1661 hits)

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Rating: 1.82 on 81 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TTOM: Not So Much Split as Cracked (View user info) at 2007-11-16 15:09:33 EST




I could have gone a whole lifetime without ever seeing Urbanes rancid axe wound again, I really could.JPG (717 kB)

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Submitted by idodeklair (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-11-20 10:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-19 12:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet.


Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-18 22:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-18 16:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Meant to rate this ages ago. Fucking ace.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Citadel Of The Dark One.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-18 10:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-17 14:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUNGAH DEMANDS INCLUSION

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-17 13:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...and then BLITZKREIG_BOB kicks all of their asses.


THE END

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-16 22:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This makes me tingly in my happy place. wait, what?

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-16 21:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhh, Übersite comes to it's 'senses' again.



Bestest show ever!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 21:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And why is Tigerlily the red mage?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 21:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does your intro seem to be in cockney?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-16 20:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent work.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-16 20:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I envy the amount of free time you have to dedicate to lil projects like these.

I get interrupted like ever 15-20 minutes so i can never keep a series of thoughts together long enough to keep "the magic" happening.



Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-16 20:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

your selection of "ho's" is impeccable but, could'a used more assistant "ho" trainees in waiting

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-16 19:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what the fuck does a man have to do to get a ttom head?


Oh well never mind back to obscurity


Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-11-16 19:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"IT'S A TRAP!!" did it for me.

Didn't see that coming.



Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarious!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes! though it pains me that rad is on the wrong side.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What do you mean? Of course you could, if you had the money.

And the balls!

Do it.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-16 18:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder if could legally change my name to Lord Bartbart

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is perfect in every way.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What ever happened to BAJ anyway?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm some 600 hits shy of 500K.

Will one of you take care of that this weekend?

There will be no thank yous or jerkoff or box fiddles or anything. Just do it. Do it, and let the English see you do it.

That is all.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

quite enjoyable

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is the first one of these that i've liked a lot.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck yeah

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-16 17:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:D

Indecision is worse than a bad decision.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm not ashamed to admit I shit myself when I saw the Oracle.


Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM FTW

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who are you calling bitch....bitch.

Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

win

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lick my boot, Unabonger.

Then perhaps TTOM will include you in Part 2 as my Wang Holder. It requires some unfurling before sexy time.


______


I forgot how you like to wear your boots to bed, sex machine.


you're the inside of the spoon, bitch.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God bless ya, TTOM.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hah



Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nurrr...

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is perfect in every way.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was highly entertaining.

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

funny-and comments too

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-11-16 16:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw CHOAD 1 on a truck plate the other week.

And nearly swerved off the road from laughing so hard.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How can you not have kaos in this yet? HE IS OUR CHAMPION!!!!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw a license plate that said VAG the other day. Almost as good as the PEE one I saw in Ireland.

I..I'm easily amused.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:44:08 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

fan of mutual bondage, will blow
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*catches plane ticket to East coast*

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd never say vajayjay.

it's "hoohoo".

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't like how you make it look like i said that because i'm upset my herpes come back.

please send me some Valtrex and a pinwheel so I can continue with my "tarnished vajayjay" support group meetings.

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Waow.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fan of mutual frottage below

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have this impending feeling that me and Orgasmy are going to be going head to head in the next installment.

And I don't mean the pre-cigarette kind of head, either.

PLEASE DON'T DO IT, TTOM! RESIST THE DARK SIDE!

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

highly amusing

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like how you make it look like i said that cuz you can't think of a proper come back.

i'll send you a little leather hat so you can continue with your village people fan club meetings.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Laughing my ass off at O-Man's comment below.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

whoops

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

her eyes are farther apart than my legs when I'm making money.

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Oh damn.


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el oh el

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

her eyes are farther apart than my legs when I'm making money.

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Oh damn.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sac - o's round head looks like a gay biker. too bad ttom can't include assless chaps in that avatar.

Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more Milano.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really hope in Part 2 there's a love scene between Tiger's leg and I.

Rob Berg can even watch, I don't care.

My team rules.

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>JOY!<






Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

her eyes are farther apart.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lick my boot, Unabonger.

Then perhaps TTOM will include you in Part 2 as my Wang Holder. It requires some unfurling before sexy time.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss Julie!

O's roundhead looks TOUGH.

Somehow, you've managed to make Axolotl look like a PERVERT.

Well done.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM never includes me in ANYTHING!


*weep*

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really hope in Part 2 there's a love scene between Tiger's leg and I.

Rob Berg can even watch, I don't care.

My team rules.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought you had a job. Where do you find time for this?

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be rocking the fu manchu this weekend.

I consider this a lovely bit of foreshadowing.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:15:45 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

that picture of Julie made me blow a fucking snot bubble
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SECONDED.

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Thirdeded


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


WOOOO!

I GOT PICKED!


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw Julie is teh admiral!

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm on neither side of this. I guess I'm like a smuggler or something.

Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap...I *still* can't stop laughing.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bitch-ass honky

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you misspelled "winnar"

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This was pretty good but lacked something...

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's a trap!

I'm excited for the next installment.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You even got my beard on my bubble person this time! OUTSTANDING!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:15:45 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

that picture of Julie made me blow a fucking snot bubble
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SECONDED.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awsome

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that picture of Julie made me blow a fucking snot bubble


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