Candy...for Breakfast? (422 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lambchop's Death Legion (View user info) at 2007-11-17 22:20:47 EST
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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:18:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-20 00:42:15 EST (#)
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wasnt this already posted?
....twice?
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2007-11-18 07:01:43 EST (#)
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You are not LegoRobot.
This is not /b/.
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-11-18 05:25:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-18 01:45:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-17 23:13:34 EST (#)
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I could crush a man's head between my thighs, they are so firm. I can't believe I'm wasting this hot body not getting laid.
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god, im doing the opposite of getting laid. im watching my brother play call of duty 4 and responding to ubersite posts after a night at the bar with my guy friends. i need to cut this relationship thing out. AND now i have beer farts. i cant believe i ever get laid.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-18 00:52:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-17 23:13:34 EST (#)
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Two Jennifer Lopez movies on two consecutive channels? Can this Saturday night get ANY BETTER?!
I could crush a man's head between my thighs, they are so firm. I can't believe I'm wasting this hot body not getting laid.
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Sweetie, DO NOT confuse 'firm' with 'massive'. Your 38-inch thighs, like Walter "The Refrigerator" Perry's, were not made for sex. Holding up large buildings, maybe. Scaring prepubescent boy, absolutely.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-18 00:02:38 EST (#)
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Unattributed repost auto -2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-17 23:28:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-17 23:13:34 EST (#)
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I could crush a man's head between my thighs, they are so firm. I can't believe I'm wasting this hot body not getting laid.
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You can always borrow daddy's 9 iron.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-17 23:13:34 EST (#)
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Two Jennifer Lopez movies on two consecutive channels? Can this Saturday night get ANY BETTER?!
I could crush a man's head between my thighs, they are so firm. I can't believe I'm wasting this hot body not getting laid.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:44:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:32:09 EST (#)
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Meh, I just don't like you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:30:01 EST (#)
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You're supposed to tell us if it isn't yours. :(
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:29:41 EST (#)
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ancient
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:28:31 EST (#)
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i feel like ive read this before but i doubt i laughed this hard the first time.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:25:57 EST (#)
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Older than the internet.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:25:14 EST (#)
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I saw this three years ago.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:24:44 EST (#)
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you pulled off stick-figure-food-in-teeth
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-17 22:22:33 EST (#)
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REESE'S IN ANY FORM MAKE IT ALL BETTAR