Hey there guys!! (691 hits)
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Submitted by Oscar Z Acosta (View user info) at 2007-11-18 11:35:04 EST
Hey honkies!
You guys wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious. I want to sell you some pure fucking smack! This is the real stuff! I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha... scag! I wanna sell you some pure fucking smack... Pure... fuck...
You see im new and you guys may not like a new pig. Let me reassure you that Uber needs Oscar.
No seriously I would imagine too much time on this site would send you a little crazy, I think some of you guys need to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. Go on just a tiny tiny test and be cool my friends.
We need some music now, come on get me some Jefferson Airplane.
Ok im off to meet Barbara.
User Reviews
Submitted by KazuSpeed (user info) at 2007-11-23 11:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like a fag. Take that dick out of your mouth before you speak.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-19 09:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-19 09:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-19 05:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like some of you guys but some of you guys, damn is there something wrong with me?
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There is nothing wrong with you at all, you perfect little snowflake you. It's us - all us. We're the problem. You'll be better off finding another website, one that respects you and loves you and is strong enough for you and will make you a good companion for you, that will listen and care and know how to give you what you need before you even ask. We're too weak and dark and broken for you. We fail. Goodbye. But know this as you move on with your life: we will always love you, in our own demented way.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-19 06:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My bank details hey, your a fucking jew arent you, you piece of shit, eat my fuckin ass you piece of shit
heh heh heh
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-19 05:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear OscarZAcota, I have a great business opportunity for us to engage in! You see, I am a former Prime Minister of America, as you know the rebels have caused quite a stir and the local Check-into-Cash refuses to provide cash payments. However, I have worked out an agreement with them in which they will transfer the funds electronically to a bank account. Unfortunately, as I am in exile at this time, I am unable to provide them with said bank account. Because I do not know exactly who the banks are in league with, I cannot risk divulging my identity to them for fear of rebel attacks. A good friend has recommended you to me as a trustworthy source, so I feel safe in revealing to you who I am and asking that you provide the bank account for the transfer or funds. For your troubles, I will gladly split the wealth with you 20/80. We must move quickly, though, as the Check-into-Cash is liable to turn against me as soon as they realize I do not hold a steady job, and the paystubs I bring in are lifted from part-time male prostitutes I rape and kill early in the morning. I need your bank account number immediately so that I may transfer these funds before I am discovered and it is too late.
Your friend,
Yams, Former King of Australia
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-19 05:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like some of you guys but some of you guys, damn is there something wrong with me?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AS YOUR ATTORNEY, I ADVISE YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-18 23:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
worst fucking alter/user idea ever.
Submitted by bear_bryant (user info) at 2007-11-18 22:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a waste of a good user name.
The Brown Buffalo was awesome. You just suck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-18 20:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry: We already have reached our quota of fucking retards.
You'll have to find another website. Buh bye.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-11-18 19:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love it when people do what just happened below. If he had written it like that, auto +2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-18 19:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY HOnkEiS1!1!1 OMG LOL
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U SEEe Im NUAND u gUYS May NOT LiEK A NUPIg11!!11111 WTF lOl LAt M3 RAASURE u TAhT Ubr NEEEDS oScAR!!11!!1!! WTF lOL
nO S3RiOUSLY i WUOLD IMAGIEN 2 mUCH TIEM ON THIs SIET WUOLd SANd U a LITle CRAzY I tHINK SOME Of U GUYS NEEED 2 TAEK A HIT out OF TEH LItL3 BROwN BOtLE In MAHsHAVING KIT1!!!1!1! LOL GO ON jUST a TINy TINy TEST AnD B cOoOL mAHFREiNdS!11!!1 wTF
W3 NEeED sOME MuSIC nOW COMe ON GET Me SOME JAfeRSON AREPLAeN1!!!1 OmG WTF LOL
k IM OF 2 MEeET BARBARA11!!1!!1 WTF
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-18 19:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sup O. Where da smack at?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-18 18:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On or off? Make up our minds.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-18 18:48:31 EST (#)
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Yeah, Erm, I agree - Please O.D and die.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-18 18:43:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-18 18:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DO NOT besmirch the name of the Brown Buffalo with any lame garbage. Do not.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-18 18:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I embrace you on the condition that you improve significantly.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-18 18:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-18 16:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
would you like a crumpet?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-18 15:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hallo noob below.
And hallo noob poster (this was shit).
Submitted by iemsabi (user info) at 2007-11-18 15:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't understand
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you think they call it dope?
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man...the thing is I just peed and two streams of piss came out and crossed man, like something out of the matrix.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Z Acosta
That is what I truly want to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Z Acosta
Everyone would be cocksucker cocksucker
cocksucker cocksucker die in a fire
ta daaaa
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe with a rock crusher.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man is no one gonna embrace me?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:40:21 EST (#)
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Hey kid! Ya ever smoke a rock?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
od
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
here's some fear and loathing for you
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-11-18 12:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Despite your racial handicap, you might be of some use to us.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-18 11:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It was the chemo that made me mad but I doubt Uber helped much
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-18 11:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't tell me these things
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-18 11:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You need to talk too Apollo
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-18 11:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please OD.