How I Feel Aboot My poor Bears this Season (1490 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "WOO" Thomas (View user info) at 2007-11-19 01:57:30 EST
I cant take it no more
Im gona go drink bleach and drive into the lake
Goodbye Uber...
Yer Friend,
Habeeb Ramone Thomas Esquire
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-21 02:50:37 EST (#)
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Who ends up with the better record*, Lions or Bears?
*By virtue of owning the tiebreaker, the lions win if they have identical records at the end of the season.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:11:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-20 02:28:18 EST (#)
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gays - hmmm
Ronaldo (the hair is a dead give away), Nani (the hair is a dead give away), Anderson (the hair is a dead give away), Tevez (tell me you wouldn't scald your child if they looked like that), Rio Ferdinand (ducklipped retarded), Wes Brown (The man is orange - look at that overuse of fake tan), Hargreaves (the hair is a dead give away), John O Shea (looks like Peter Kay) and Edwin 'dutchy dutch dutch' Van Der Saar
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-19 19:28:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 18:58:16 EST (#)
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Anyway I am off to bed. Final word - we allow gays in our team. So forward thinking.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 18:49:52 EST (#)
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Hahaha oh Lordy that was funny. Still, horseface?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 18:33:09 EST (#)
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the donkey who used to play up front with Shrek
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 18:27:15 EST (#)
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Horseface? That could be anyone.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 18:10:47 EST (#)
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I wish you'd re-sign Horseface. he was a right bastard
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 18:10:11 EST (#)
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some of us have to have some class. Hence the Newcastle United supporting.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 18:00:42 EST (#)
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Red I like the way you contiually spell my name the correct way instead of the lewd form I actually use. orfeelya. Scummy. Ooh look, Red, red like my football shirt. You're a secret Man Utd supporter. We are everywhere!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:51:18 EST (#)
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fatties in armour Ophelia
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:34:52 EST (#)
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I can't sleep. Insomnia is contagious. Man Utd go!
Who are the bears that Habeeb goes on about? Are they a football team?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:32:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 22:30:08 GMT (#)
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Hurty it is past your bedtime.
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Tell me about it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:30:08 EST (#)
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Hurty it is past your bedtime.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:25:05 EST (#)
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Strongmad Impersonator Below
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:22:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 16:18:46 CST (#)
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Get a room you two!
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BEETLEJUICE STARTED IT...
WEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:18:46 EST (#)
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Get a room you two!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:17:42 EST (#)
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you gotta lotta neck making a comment like that.
wait.
no...
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:14:14 EST (#)
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WHY YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT YER SISTER THAT WAY
AT LEAST SHE CAN COOK GOOD
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:12:15 EST (#)
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at least I can crane my neck to look at things. You have to scuttle around like a giant no necked toad.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:08:42 EST (#)
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I HAVE TOO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK SO YER BEADY LITTLE ELF EYES CAN READ YOU ASSHOLE CUZIN OF HARRY POTTER LOOKIN SON OF A BITCH
I BET YOU WERE THE SCARIEST ONE DRESSED IN YER WEE VILLAGE ON HALLOWEEN, OH WAIT, YOU WERE JUST FETCHIN THE MAIL!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:07:05 EST (#)
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caps lock is cruise control for cool
no necked knobber
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:04:27 EST (#)
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WHY DONT U GO CHOCK A CHUGGIN OR FIX THE BONNET ON YER AUTOBUS YOU FREZEDRIED SACK OF HOMOGULATED ZEBRA CUM
IF I WANTED TO MAKE A POST ABOUT FUCKIN SOCCER, I WOULD GO BACK IN TIME, BECOME U, MAKE THE POST, TURN ON PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, AND THEN CUT MYSELF AND WRITE MY FEELINGS AS I SLOWLY DIE AND SHIT MY KNICEKERS, YOU SKINNY, FAGGOT MOLLUSK
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUU
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 16:57:01 EST (#)
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shut up you no necked knob cheese.
Football is way better than that gridiron rubbish. There is considerably less bum petting in football.
Less drugged up fatties dressed like fridges too.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-19 16:47:49 EST (#)
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no time for faggot bitch soccer you herd of eurotrash
weeeeeeeeeeeeeepp
GO HAWKS WOO?!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 16:05:41 EST (#)
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who with?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 16:02:33 EST (#)
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Stuart Pearce is pretty hot headed. I lost the argument. :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:44:58 EST (#)
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What's the best dressing room/training ground prank you've seen?
At Newcastle, David Batty and Alan Shearer were two of the biggest wind-up merchants. One night, when we were in a hotel the day before a game, I remember them going up to Tino Asprilla's room, having previously unscrewed the spy hole on his door. They knocked on the door and when Tino came to see who was there they fired off a Fire Extinguisher through the hole, before running off to the sound of Tino's scream.
The next morning at breakfast Tino came downstairs with this very badly swollen eye. As Batty and Shearer had already informed the other players of their antics, everyone just burst out laughing. I can't remember if he was able to play in that game.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:39:47 EST (#)
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Remember that time he stole the Newcastle United club bus and went joyriding with Alan Shearer?
Legend
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:39:15 EST (#)
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True. Batty was a lunatic.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:37:15 EST (#)
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Roy Keane is a micky mackem. A few poorly timed tackles and suddenly he's a legend.
he was no David Batty
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:34:17 EST (#)
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Vinnie Jones too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:33:22 EST (#)
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Roy Keane is harder than any other footballing pansy mentioned on here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:31:53 EST (#)
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Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:30:45 EST (#)
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He looks like Gerard Depardieu
covered in sand.
and fat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:26:59 EST (#)
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http://top.lourd.free.fr/vrai/canto1.jpg
What the gay?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:25:47 EST (#)
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Alan's Elbow vs Eric's Kung Fu Kick
No contest. Shearer has knocked out people across the entirety of europe. Forget not that he picked up Dyer by the throat - bashed Bellamy's head off the wall til the Welsh cunt started crying - kicked Neil Lennon in the head- elbowed Fabio 'hairband' Cannavaro in the head, sent off a referee while laughing because he had knocked Robbie "cunt cunt cunt" Savage to the ground, turned you down Three times, went home and creosoted his fence and generally scored more goals than anyone ever.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:25:36 EST (#)
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I am no good at arguments it is not fair. I always lose. I don't have the hate in me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:22:59 EST (#)
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Middle aged spread. Nothing wrong with that. He could still beat Alan to a pulp.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:20:39 EST (#)
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Alex?? ALEX?? First name basis eh?
It's Red Nose
or Sir Red Nose if you're being polite.
What about the fact that Eric is a fatty fatty fat fat?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:17:10 EST (#)
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I am merely biding my time Red. I don't think Alex would want Beckham back. And I think Erics poems about seagulls was beautiful
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:12:04 EST (#)
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That crack about Cantona has shut you up hasn't it Ophelia?
I hear sometimes when I post - seagulls follow me around
BECAUSE THEY EXPECT SARDINES
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:10:29 EST (#)
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Keep them both.
Ha.
That's why you have the right to bear arms
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:09:33 EST (#)
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can you guys just take beckham back? i heard about the spice girls reunion months ago and i was honestly hoping victoria beckham would starve to death before they got back together. moving to america has made her gain weight, thus snatching her from the hands of the grim reaper.
please take her back, the world needs anorexia to keep the spice girls down.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:08:36 EST (#)
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It will be a cold day in hell when I let any Oxford Red mock Alan Shearer - particularly when he turned you down Three Times.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:07:20 EST (#)
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Eric Cantona is a fat bastard covered in Sand.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:07:04 EST (#)
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David Ginola - didn't he advertise mens shampoo for L'Oreal. How the 'mighty' are fallen. *cough Shearer cough*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:06:16 EST (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6409537945085027041&q=david+ginola&total=80&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:05:20 EST (#)
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and it makes you scummier my dear.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:05:02 EST (#)
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He was no David Ginola
*smug*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 15:02:48 EST (#)
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Do you want me to -2 those posts to death??
Does it help that occasionally I watch my local team Stags? And I used to have a Forest season ticket? Or does that make me scummier?
I love ManUtd. Two words - Eric Cantona! You can't deny the man was a god on the pitch worthy of my praise.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 14:56:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89975
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 14:55:55 EST (#)
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FILTH
I lived IN MANCHESTER ITSELF for three years. And I went and watched Altrincham.
You missy - are scum scum scum.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89974
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 14:55:21 EST (#)
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FILTH
I lived IN MANCHESTER ITSELF for three years. And I went and watched Altrincham.
You missy - are scum scum scum.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 14:54:19 EST (#)
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Manchester United! Come on you reds!!! We are one of the best teams in the World, and I only live 50 mins down the motorway. For a ManU fan, that is good going.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 14:51:54 EST (#)
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Ophelia.
City of birth
Football team
*waits for inevitable Manchester United*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 14:51:20 EST (#)
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Boro?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-19 14:44:06 EST (#)
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Finally.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 14:24:27 EST (#)
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I am most certainly not a dirty Mackem. How dare you!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-19 12:03:52 EST (#)
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OOOPS wrong bears
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-19 10:42:00 EST (#)
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What bart said.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-19 10:41:16 EST (#)
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It's okay, Lawrence, there's always next year.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-19 09:24:56 EST (#)
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Promise?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:27:29 EST (#)
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I agree, I am sad because everyone has bearskin rugs this year
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:23:02 EST (#)
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It's about time.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-19 06:33:42 EST (#)
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Imma kiss you! Hard and oh so gillette smooth slick with my of so soft tongue! FAGGOT!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-19 06:31:03 EST (#)
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I like this because it shows the inner beeb.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 06:02:29 EST (#)
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Who cares?
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-19 05:27:36 EST (#)
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If you stuck a flashlight up your ass, turned it on, and danced around, you wouldn't be as gay as this post.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-19 05:25:25 EST (#)
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Woah dont shine that light in my eyes BRO
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 05:11:17 EST (#)
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Red follows the Toon Army? I can have nothing more to do with you, Red.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-19 03:44:19 EST (#)
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The Bears all have tiny baby dicks--believe me, I know.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-19 03:34:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:33:15 EST (#)
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Shut up and grow some balls. I'm a Newcastle United fan - let me tell you about 40 years without winning a trophy - then we'll talk. Shitbag.
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i wonder how a cubs fan might feel about that comment.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:33:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:33:15 EST (#)
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Shut up and grow some balls. I'm a Newcastle United fan - let me tell you about 40 years without winning a trophy - then we'll talk. Shitbag.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:24:58 EST (#)
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The Bears lost because you were cheering against them.
:(
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:15:45 EST (#)
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a b.c. eggle playing for the bears would be the ultimate in hilarity.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:13:16 EST (#)
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dude, either andre woodson or matt ryan is going to be under center for you next year. you have that to look forward to.
OR you might get darren mcfadden, if you suck just enough this year. that would be pretty cool.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:10:28 EST (#)
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habeeb i-wanna-be-sedated thomas http://tinyurl.com/yw5lnj
GO PATS!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-19 02:05:25 EST (#)
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nfl is for girlymen and ladyboys.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-19 01:59:28 EST (#)
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HAR HAR GROSSMAN