Weirdest Women in the World (443 hits)
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Submitted by Boktiet (View user info) at 2007-11-19 07:03:57 EST
OK, starting off i think i must firstly state the I am living in South Africa (You know the small little third world country at the bottom of the DARK CONTINENT)!!!
This weekend has been a very interesting weekend regarding women i came into contact with. Some I thought I knew, some I didn't know from a bar of soap. I guess I wrote this just to confirm that SA has the weirdest and dumbest of the fairer race in the World.
Confirmation 1:
Friday night, after dropping a mate at the bus stop to leave for his cousin's wedding, I decided that it was too late to go through the effort of preparing lower grade beef at home, so I stopped at a chicken take-away joint.
Walking in, I notice that the stick behind the counter was quite cute and after ordering my food, went outside to have a smoke. After just lighting up, the stick from behind the counter joined me outside and asked me for a light. After talking for about 10 mins, my food was ready. As I turn to leave, she gave me her number and told me she would really like to see me again and talk some more. So I thought "Why not" and went home. Saturday moring I phoned her and we agreed to meet that night for drinks. As i sit waiting at a table, in walks this stick with a dorky looking dude on her arm. "Oh god, she brought her brother" was my first thought.
"Hi, this is my boyfriend *something*. I brought him along so that you wouldn't think that I was single and wanted to start something. *smiling*".
"No it's fine, i am glad your here, i just want to run to the men's room quickly. B right back..."
RIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT, am I wrong in thinking that she was psycho??? Crazy??? Nuts??? I think not...
Confirmation 2:
After talking to the stick in C1, I went to visit a old roommate of mine*enter hot chick*. (Must admit, for such a hot chick, she was impossible to live with as she has 2 cats that drove me insane and she lives like a slob!!)
Anyway, as I rock up at her place, I am greeted by her idiot boyfriend whom I never got a long with.
While doing some cathing up, this chick can't stop expressing how much better I am in my career than her bf. At first, I thought " she just wants him to change a little and become more responsible" (Taking into consideration that he is 31 and still lives with his parents). I thought wrong, I later found out that she was trying to make him feel bad as to decide he is not good enough for her and would leave her alone. OK, so where is the stage where you just tell him and that things aren't gonna work out and you don't want to see him anymore?????
The way she was going on I think this dude went home and slit his wrists!!!
RIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT, am I wrong in thinking that she was psycho??? Crazy??? Nuts??? I think not...
User Reviews
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hacked your post off the front page. Don't make me do it again.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was difficult to read and the intermittent use of the Shift key was rather annoying. Other than that, though, it was just bad. Try harder.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No party, just a slow day I guess.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is everyone today? I feel like there is a big party somewhere and everyone is invited but me.
Submitted by BokTiet (user info) at 2007-11-19 08:02:57 EST (#)
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orphelia, you got to get 2 know me to love me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think I am gonna like you - and I like everyone!
Submitted by BokTiet (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:42:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking christ...
ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER...
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Shame, you getting angry because of your lack of knowledge of other languages. Come for some lessons idiot!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take not of what? Of me being a cunt? Okay, DONE!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking christ...
ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:37:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by BokTiet (user info) at 2007-11-19 12:37:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you are a cunt, take not of it.
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That's a poor attitude young man.
Submitted by BokTiet (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And you are a cunt, take not of it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Something about 'bowl leathers,' 'shit knot' and some other shit about 'ears' that doesn't make too much sense.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bets that the last bit of clicky clicky from Bok means 'You cunt'?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:33:54 EST (#)
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BokTiet,
You are on an English speaking website...take note of it.
Submitted by BokTiet (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sicosemen, Kom leer bietjie Afrikaans en dan vlieg jy in jou blinde bliksem in! As jy nie positiewe kommentaar kan lewer nie, loop kak jou kont!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That sounds like fairly standard female behaviour.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever wondered what keeps a hot air balloon flying? The same principle that keeps food frozen in the open chest freezers at the grocery store allows hot air balloons to fly.
It's a very basic principle: Hot air rises and cold air sinks. So while the super-cooled air in your grocer's freezer settles down around the food, the hot air in a hot air balloon pushes up, keeping the balloon floating.
A hot air balloon has three major parts: the envelope, the burner, and the basket.
The basket is where passengers ride. Usually made of wicker, baskets protect the occupants and are lightweight and flexible.
The burner is positioned above the passenger's heads and produces a huge flame to heat the air inside the envelope.
The envelope is the colorful fabric bag that holds the hot air. When the air inside the envelope is heated, the balloon rises.
To descend, the pilot allows the air to cool and the balloon becomes heavier than air. The pilot has complete control of the up-and-down movements by controlling the heat in the envelope.
Once airborne, balloons just float with the wind. It is true that the pilot doesn't know where the balloon will land ahead of time, but that doesn't mean he can't control the landing!
Before the balloon is launched, the pilot knows which way the wind is blowing so he knows which way the balloon will go. The air is in layers, and the different layers may be moving in different directions. So even though the pilot can't steer the balloon, he can move up and down to find a layer of air that will allow the balloon to change direction.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Plant
Botanical Name
Parts used
% yield
Allspice Pimenta dioica Ground Seeds
4.5
Angelica Root Angelica archengelica Root
0.3 - 1.0
Angelica Seed Angelica archengelica Seed
0.6 - 1.5
Anise Pimpinella anisum Seed
1.5 - 4.0
Arnica Root Arnica montana Root
1
Arnica Flower Arnica montana Flowers
1
Basil Ocimum basilicum Leaves and Tops
0.5 - 1.5
Bay Leaf Laurel nobilus Leaves
3
Cajeput Melaleuca leucadendron Leaves and Twigs
1
Camphor Cinnamomum camphora Leaves and Twigs
2
Caraway Carum carvi Seeds
3.2 - 7.4
Cassia Cinnamomum cassia Bark
1.5
Cedarwood Juniperus virginiana Wood Chips
4.5
Chamomile German Matricaria chamomilla Flowers
0.3 - 1.0
Chamomile Roman Anthrmis nobilis Flowers
0.3 - 1.0
Cinnamon True Cinnamomum zeylanicum Bark
0.1
Clary Sage Salvia sclaria Leaves and Tops
0.1 - 0.34
Clove Bud Eugenia caryophylatta Buds
14 - 21
Clove Leaf Eugenia caryophylatta Leaves
1.5 - 2.0
Coriander Coriandrum officinalis Seed
1
Dill Seed Anethum graveolens Seed
2.5 - 4.0
Dill Weed Anethum graveolens Whole Plant
0.3 - 1.5
Eucalyptus Eucalyptus spp Leaves and Twigs
1.0 - 7.0
Fennel Seed Foeniculum vulgare Seed
4.0 - 6.0
Frankincense (Olibanum) Boswellia carterii Gum Resin
3.5 - 6.0
Geranium Pelargonium graveolens Leaves
0.3 - 2.0
Juniperberry Juniperus communis Berrys
1.5
Lavender Lavendula angustifolia Flowers and Tops
0.5 - 1.0
Lemon Citrus limonum Peel
2
Lemon Balm Melissa officinalis Leaves and Tops
0.015
Marjoram Origanum majorana Leaves
0.9
Nutmeg Myristica fragrans Seed
15 - 25
Orange Citrus spp Peel
1.5 - 2.0
Orange Blossom (Neroli) Citrus spp Flowers
0.1
Oregano Origanum vulgare Leaves and Tops
1.2
Parsley Seed Petroselinum crispum Seeds
6.0
Parsley Herb Petroselinum crispum Leaves and Tops
0.5
Peppermint Mentha piperita Leaves
1.0 - 2.5
Pine Needles Pinus spp Needles
0.5 - 3.0
Rose Petals Rosa spp Flower Petals
0.006
Rosemary Rosmarinus officinalis Leaves
2
Sandalwood Santalum album Wood
4.5
Wintergreen Gaultheria procumbens Leaves
0.66
Yarrow Achillea millefolium Flowers and Tops
0.007 - 0.50
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Total Av % Cum %
23 0.2 0.2
52 0.5 0.8
219 2.2 3.0
387 3.9 6.9
548 5.6 12.5
769 7.8 20.4
1067 10.9 31.3
1126 11.5 42.8
1257 12.8 55.6
1118 11.4 67.0
998 10.2 77.2
672 6.9 84.0
444 4.5 88.6
1122 11.4 100
9802 100.0 n/a
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you make your writing a bit less "El oh el One Exclamation Point One Eleven Oh Em Gee" you could do OK. Content was fine, but seriously work on storytelling.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
>=#10/11/2007# And <=#16/11/2007#
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you can't grammatically formulate a first sentence then don't expect me or anyone else to continue reading a post. That, coming from me, is rich!