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Tits (516 hits)

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Rating: -1.16 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Randy Rottenbuckets (View user info) at 2007-11-20 02:54:09 EST


Tits are like dough
Malleable flesh pods spiked with electric nodes
Flashing fuck sensors understanding nothing
Reminders of asses and empty glasses
Tingling mounds of e l e c t r I c I t y
Holding sway over every conversation

Minds fucking over tits in dance
They flap but don't understand
Penis envy is a joke
Tit envy for the win

Music is the annoyance
A distraction for tits to gain check mate
A tit in the wind
Fuck off tit

I grab you and conquer
Let me sail your bastard sea


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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.concentrationtest.com/for_men/

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DrogoToast (osir enfu) at 2007-11-22 25:65:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What No tits???????


Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-11-20 10:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What No tits???????

Fuck I havent seen Tits in about 5 minutes and this got me all fired up. Crap.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

boo, no picture.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Knock it the fuck off.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-20 05:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

More like lumps of adipose tissue contained within a thin layer of sensitive epithelial tissue with a rarely useful gland potruding from the center. Which I enjoy molesting every time I get the chance...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-20 04:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, whose tits can I fondle?? Oh lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-20 03:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-fondles her own boobs-

More like water balloons.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-20 03:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-20 03:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know how when you grab a woman's breast it feels like a bag of sand?

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-20 03:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know how when you grab a woman's breast it feels like a bag of sand?


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