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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-11-20 06:49:02 EST
I just wanted to show you people a picture of my family.
In other news: I am trying my ass off to get a job as a pizza delivery guy and cab driver but no one will hire me. I mean, I know I have a very limited skill set but jesus christ they will hire habeeb to drive a cab or star wars fans to deliver pizza. what the fuck is wrong with everyone in the world that I can't get a minimum wage job anymore?
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:48:48 EST (#)
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that baby looks mexican
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:25:43 EST (#)
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Your tiny baby is very cute.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-24 03:42:10 EST (#)
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so...you got to have some sex, eh?
i hear it's WONDERFUL.
congratulations, man.
don't listen to a fucking thing anyone tells you about raising your kid. a quarter of it will be right, but there's no way telling which quarter in your particular case, so just disregard it all and play it by ear.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-11-21 00:50:10 EST (#)
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Wow Rad, you look terrific.
Good work.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-21 00:49:50 EST (#)
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I see the beginnings of a black eye on the little one. Teaching them when they're young is the only way.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-21 00:38:04 EST (#)
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and look, he has his fathers red face
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-21 00:37:42 EST (#)
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Glad to see
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-11-21 00:07:12 EST (#)
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Name your kid Meep Meeps.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-20 23:54:46 EST (#)
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boys can't be beautiful lungish.
fag.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-20 22:15:12 EST (#)
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Oh good. I can finally say, "Congratulations" without feeling like a moron later on.
Congratulations.
Be warned, though. Sometime down the road, when the child is something like a sentient being, your wife is going to say to you, "If you have to get shitfaced, can't you do it after we're [that is, your wife and your child] are in bed?"
You'll be listening to early AC-DC. 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap,' I think it was. Lost in the moment, you'll reflexively reply, with a hint of vitriol, "Fuck off."
This will lead to a big fight, and you'll be mad at each other for approximately one day. Then, you will apologize. She won't. You will. You have to, because you've been an ass. You'll talk things through, and the make-up sex will be great.
Something to look forward to.
Beautiful baby, by the way.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 19:26:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:44:32 EST (#)
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Congratulations to you and your lovely wife. Prepare to spend the next 25 years enduring the karmic rewards you earned as a child.
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if you mean making sure I am there for my boy and playing ball with him and getting him to do cool things and pop warner and little league and learning golf and all those things my father never did for me I eagerly await this. I sure as hell earned up enough good karma when I was a kid.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:46:23 EST (#)
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Babies are small.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:44:32 EST (#)
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Congratulations to you and your lovely wife. Prepare to spend the next 25 years enduring the karmic rewards you earned as a child.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:47:04 EST (#)
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If you were able to land either of those jobs, you'd have a set of wheels to start looking for the father <3
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:45:10 EST (#)
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Reproduction +1
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:27:41 EST (#)
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Someone should leash Yozz.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:22:27 EST (#)
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Dick
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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:05:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 16:54:36 EST (#)
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Well mr triangle, where are the goods? You disappoint me:(
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-20 16:43:00 EST (#)
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baby
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-20 15:21:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:25:20 EST (#)
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Tia had to get a c-section because my baby was too massive for her vagoo to handle.
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no such trouble with the intercourse though 'eh brian?
'your' baby has my mouth.
oh hi Tia
congratulations
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-20 13:51:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 10:54:03 CST (#)
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Captain Thorns - in short, no.
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Then allow me to be your first. Just don't face directly west tomorrow when the sun sets, or you will risk getting poked in the eye as I unfurl my mighty thorn across the Atlantic.
In face, just face EAST and bend over at a 35 degree angle, and that will expedite the entire process of said offer. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 12:56:50 EST (#)
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Creep if that was for me, you appear to be my only offer.
Hardwood not laminate and I am all yours.
Porn rules. I am addicted to it.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-20 12:49:40 EST (#)
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I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:54:03 EST (#)
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Captain Thorns - in short, no.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:53:29 EST (#)
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I'm not sure if there's a lower point in life than when you can't get a job delivering pizza.
If there is, sico is probably living it but still, this is sad...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:48:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-20 16:38:05 GMT (#)
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I meant that more in the sense that I've been shaving about once a week, but hey, don't try to infer too much from what people say or write.
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I just assumed you had the chin of a 12 year old. I'm probably right.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:44:04 EST (#)
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WOW you been smoking some rock dude, your eyes looked fucked, come lets take the highway to pasedena, its fucking awesome
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:42:36 EST (#)
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WOOOO!
nice one.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:38:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:48:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-20 14:26:40 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:17:05 EST (#)
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Babies are very tough
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My kids will come out the womb trained in half a dozen martial arts and covered in jailhouse tats.
Nice facial stubble, by the way. I've been cultivating that look myself in recent weeks.
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It took you weeks to grow stubble? Sad twat.
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I meant that more in the sense that I've been shaving about once a week, but hey, don't try to infer too much from what people say or write.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:31:14 EST (#)
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Be more ambitious and confident and you'll find more jobs available.
Congrats.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-20 10:29:35 EST (#)
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Congrats to Tia for a job well done.
Ps- Simon's a twat.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-20 10:21:10 EST (#)
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congrats yo.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-20 10:14:52 EST (#)
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nice, radley
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-20 10:08:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:58:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 05:59:01 CST (#)
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...you can spot, even a few hours old, resemblences between parent and child. It is truly amazing. I can't wait to have another!
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So, have you been bombarded yet with e-mails from the hoards of willing Ubermale volunteers? :)
Congrats Rad - cute kid. When are you going to take him over to MeTHod's for a play date?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:48:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-20 14:26:40 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:17:05 EST (#)
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Babies are very tough
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My kids will come out the womb trained in half a dozen martial arts and covered in jailhouse tats.
Nice facial stubble, by the way. I've been cultivating that look myself in recent weeks.
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It took you weeks to grow stubble? Sad twat.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:37:57 EST (#)
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I'll get you your beer next time I'm back east.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:37:28 EST (#)
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oh just for the record the job is just for these three months I took off my real job and I want to earn some play money/get out of the house/ I'm really bored most of the day.
thanks to everyone wishing me and teh family well.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:29:54 EST (#)
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congrats.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:26:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:17:05 EST (#)
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Babies are very tough
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My kids will come out the womb trained in half a dozen martial arts and covered in jailhouse tats.
Nice facial stubble, by the way. I've been cultivating that look myself in recent weeks.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:16:56 EST (#)
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You still owe me a beer.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-20 09:00:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:35:42 EST (#)
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thanks for the advice ray. I really really wanted to deliver pizza though.
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He could probably see the fat man in you waiting to get out and didn;t want you delivering pizza with 1-4 slices missing.
Cute kid. Don't eat it when your subconscious plan for free pizza falls through.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-20 08:32:08 EST (#)
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OK, first off, how does a gay man have babies? Second, does your wife know and does she have a job? (Note how I placed both of those in the same question, so either way you answer you are in deep poop. Which you are probably in now anyway, if you take my meaning.) Look for a night job, like janitor stuff. See, the thing is, when businesses realize that Americans have been retarded for the past few years and aren't going to be buying quite as much for a while they tend to not hire new employees. Get a government job, they'll never fire you unless you do something CRAZY like get caught doing drugs or a prostitute. Hell, who am I kidding you'd keep the job for that.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-20 08:32:01 EST (#)
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baby is very tiny and cute. i hope it doesn't grow up to look like you. poor motherfucker.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-20 08:26:36 EST (#)
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What a darling boy! Yeah, babies are tough. Some babies live through more in their first month of life than most adults have to their whole life. They are like rocks, they're fucking amazing. The +1 is because you shouldn't have gone spreading your seed until you could do better than pizza delivery driver.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-20 08:19:07 EST (#)
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We're gonna have one of them little poop machines in a month or so.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:53:11 EST (#)
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this post is what is wrong with Ubersite
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:52:12 EST (#)
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well with a clean driving record and making yourself look as good/bad on paper as the average highschooler
toss in a reference to a food delivery place thats now out of business
you should get work
my record is shit so i never attempted to try so im only speculating
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:49:01 EST (#)
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Wow, dude, you've dropped a shitload of weight.
Congrats, looks like everythings coming up roses, it's abotu time.
I'm stoked for you
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:42:47 EST (#)
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Awww..so teeny! Congratulations, Rad, he's adorable!
And sico- No one here is 'fascinated' with your name- you chose to SIGN YOUR POSTS with your name on a number of occasions. This is ubersite- you know you have no business telling people what to refrain from and expecting them to listen. Wouldn't it make more sense for you to kindly ask, as opposed to telling people not to lecture you about it? Did you listen to any of us when we requested that you stop with the 1000 alters? You know for a fact that making such a big deal about it will only encourage it, so why do you? Just wondering. :)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:35:42 EST (#)
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thanks for the advice ray. I really really wanted to deliver pizza though.
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:34:47 EST (#)
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welcome to fatherhood
you may appear over qualified for those to the manager or its cheaper to hire disposeable part timers
consider working at like a home depot or hotel
its what i did for a second job
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:33:37 EST (#)
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thank you simon
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:29:08 EST (#)
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Yah, um, Rad, do I know you? No, then please refrain from calling me by my government name. Thanks. I was set to reverse my rating but the name drop set me over the edge. I really don't get what the fascination is around here with using people's names. Yes, save the lecture that I put it out there...k?
Good luck with your new little shit. I'm sure it will bring you tons of joy, especially when you are changing its diaper and it pisses all over you. Seriously, congrats.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:25:44 EST (#)
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the room was bigger than my first apartment.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:25:20 EST (#)
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yeah um simon the dorm room furniture was part of the suite at the hospital where we stayed for 3 days because Tia had to get a c-section because my baby was too massive for her vagoo to handle.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:17:05 EST (#)
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Babies are very tough. You would be surprised. I never went to hospital with my second. Had him on the living room floor in an hour, by 11.20pm the midwife and paramedics had left and we watched Eastenders on Sky. Easiest thing ever. God I am broody.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:12:40 EST (#)
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I wonder why hospitals let you have the baby so early. When they're that small, a strong breeze can kill them.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:08:56 EST (#)
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Ooooh
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-20 07:01:34 EST (#)
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I wish I cared. You have dorm room furniture.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:59:01 EST (#)
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You know, thing about babies is, when you don't have any kids all babies look the same - screwed up like faces, pug noses. Yet, when you have one for yourself you can spot, even a few hours old, resemblences between parent and child. It is truly amazing. I can't wait to have another!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:55:46 EST (#)
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You know it's true, all newborns resemble Churchill.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:55:06 EST (#)
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come to australia - they're handing out receptionist jobs where you don't have to do anything
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:51:23 EST (#)
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Congrats on the wee one!!
Lordy! You really have dropped a lot! Congrats on that too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:50:54 EST (#)
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Are you supposed to look like a pike in the bottom picture?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-20 06:50:39 EST (#)
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Aww beautiful baby.
Look after mum.