Maybelle and the Mushroom (496 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.55 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by FLAK <yo yo mama> (View user info) at 2007-11-20 18:43:49 EST
That's right, she's named after Mother Maybelle Carter.
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Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
krapmetal, you failed to tell us that you meant to write like a retard. You also failed to read the last sentence of my response. Writing like a tard is one thing, but choosing to write like a tard is a real problem. No one wants to read the writing of a 7 year-old, except perhaps a grandparent, and certainly no one wants to read the writing of a grown man pretending to be a 7 year-old.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112850#2589109
As you should have but clearly failed to read in the opening sentence of the post, a particular writing style was used in its composition. While I certainly shake my head and golf-clap at you for spending no doubt hours using your mad second grade English comp skillzorz to pick apart my post, you'll find when you at last make it to fifth grade English level that artisitc license and writing style may be used to stray from second grade English level rigidity and still be quite correct. Further, after reading a couple of your posts, I can say without fear of contradiction that my writing is more readable, more entertaining, more informative, more intelligent - in short, simply better - than yours.
So now you may go back to stuffing your little gay rat back into your gaping gay ass while wearing your mother's best wig and crying, you know, what you call "getting laid". I find you boring and will waste no more of my time on you. You are dismissed.
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cute doggy xx
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would just like to point out that being married for 16 years does not ensure you are getting laid.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"When I was six years old (in 1968) I had an Army kit that my dad had gotten me for Christmas."
This is the first sentence from your little story. Anyone who uses the phrase "had gotten" is a tireless hack. My -2 was not retaliatory. I checked out your stuff to see what you are all about. What I found was poorly written to say the least. You, sir, are a douche
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, my... retailatory -2s?
You're gayer than your little deformed vole there. Know this: as your neighbors laugh at you when your master makes you walk that thing (you know, so you can get laid later, like you said), I'll be laughing too. And do not think for a second that they won't be laughing. In fact, the only two things funnier than you walking that little shit are you picking up it's tiny little turds and bringing them home in a plastic bag, and that rat getting bitten in half by a real dog, or even a cat, so you have to bring the leash end home and show mama. She makes you call her mama, doesn't she? Of course she does.
Better turn off Uber and go; snookie-pookums needs to poo and you better be right there to wipe its fuzzy little ass or no snuggly-wuggly with mama. Jump and run, flower-bedspread boy.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bought this dog for my wife as a wedding present about 2 years ago. She is fully grown in this picture. She is a Poochin -- 1/2 Miniature Poodle and 1/2 Japanese Chin. She is prone to wierd vocalizations. Why she has a crazy eye in this picture, I cannot say. It usually doesn't look that way. I have a fat yellow lab and and no pink miata.
skrapmetal, buy your girl a dog like this and you might actually get laid.
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I've been married for 16 years and, if you have to buy dogs like that in order to get your dick wet, I know more about getting laid than you ever will. I stand by my assessment of that rodent.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmm. Cute pup.
Would you mind handing him to me. He's no gerbil but it'll do.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bought this dog for my wife as a wedding present about 2 years ago. She is fully grown in this picture. She is a Poochin -- 1/2 Miniature Poodle and 1/2 Japanese Chin. She is prone to wierd vocalizations. Why she has a crazy eye in this picture, I cannot say. It usually doesn't look that way. I have a fat yellow lab and and no pink miata.
skrapmetal, buy your girl a dog like this and you might actually get laid.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For her sake, I hope she didn't eat the mushroom. They're bad for dogs' digestive systems.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was shit. Damn the pair of you gaylords below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHA YOUR DOG DOES LOOK LIKE HURTY!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I get the impression you drive a pink miata and, being Australian, i dont have a fucking clue what a pink miata is.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 06:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dog looks like Hurty! hehe
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-20 22:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dog has a colonel mustard mustache and a crazy eye.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-20 22:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This would be even funnier with "O RLY" text-ed into the picture.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-20 22:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tee hee hee
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-11-20 21:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Next time, you should post a picture of your dog like, dying.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-20 21:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mushrooms are phallic.
Carry on.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-20 21:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My housecat ate a rabbit bigger than that little shit and that rabbit didn't cost anyone $300. Look at it's deformed eyes. There's no excuse for inbred abominations like that. You probably think it's cute, but it isn't, and all your friends are laughing at you because you bought it. Sorry for the harsh, but it's best that you know.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-20 20:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A mutt and a fungus.
WONDERFUCKINGFUL.
can't believe I just copied and pasted a shlongy review but it was spot on.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-20 19:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That dog looks like it has a mustache, and it makes me smile.
I'm not a fag
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A mutt and a fungus.
WONDERFUCKINGFUL.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god, cutest thing ever
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Dog. Evil Dog. Good Dog. Evil Dog. Good Dog. Evil Dog.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-20 18:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god, cutest thing ever