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Naked Pictures of Your Mother (Yes you, you awful jackass) (1028 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (View user info) at 2007-11-21 01:47:55 EST


Guess where i just got back from...



If money talks then I'm a mime,
If time is money then I'm out of time
And I was once with a million quid
Have a seat I'll tell ya what I did

Can't sit down 'cause I'm a dancer,
And you know that I'm the answer
Die slow die fast now
Cause its never going to last now

We'll karaoke all night long,
We'll Macarena till the break of dawn
We'll drive around until the morning light
All night, all night, all night, all night

Baby, you got to signal before you turn,
I think you're heading for the disco burn
Cause the future is in the future,
And the past is a big brick wall,
You know I need to make you understand now,
I'm a man not a disco ball

Can't sit down 'cause I'm a dancer,
And you know that I'm the answer
Die slow die fast now
Cause its never going to last now

We'll karaoke all night long,
We'll Macarena till the break of dawn
We'll drive around until the morning light
All night all night all night all night

We'll karaoke all night long,
We'll Macarena till the break of dawn
We'll drive around until the morning light
All night, all night, all night, all night
All night, all night, all night, all night
All night, all night, all night, all night
All night, all night, all night, all night
All night, all night, all night, all night

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Submitted by iseethrewu (user info) at 2007-11-24 02:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

every tiny dancers dream...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

IT WOULD BE AWESOME YEAH ALRIIIGHT!

I'm so jealous.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You must of been a dance commander.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

An Electric Six concert.
Whom I still have yet to listen to.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-11-21 04:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Was my dance pattern right or was my dance pattern wrong?

Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-11-21 03:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tonight night was a shit night for me. I dunno what happened, but I'm drunk, alone, and very very very .....

Actually, is it pathetic that I feel like laughing so hard right now it hurts? It's funny because I've become that dude my ex and I always laughed at: The loser that goes by himself places. Oh man, this is terrible....Terribly funny.....ahahahaha.....

ah.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-21 03:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 02:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

dunno

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-21 02:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Go Lions?


weeeeeeeeeeep

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-11-21 02:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahaha i sure am an awful jacvkass



go bears woo!!!!!

Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-11-21 02:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Who gives a shit? Why do people even care?
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this review is so priceless i've decided to leave it on everything.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-21 01:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

if only we had evil hamburgers


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