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Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-11-21 04:52:39 EST
If you need a 3D modeling/graphic design job completed, e-mail netimportant.at.yahoo.com.
To make your stop worthwhile, I'll tell you a story about the stupidest thing I ever did. A couple years ago, I had an appointment an hour outside of Chicago, so I called a cab company. Someone told me something sometime about how the city cabs were more expensive because they charged by the mile, or whatever. I ended up getting a Pakistani cabbie from Naperville who reeked like frankincense.
"Are you netimportant?"
"Yes."
"We go to Warrenville?"
"Yes."
"Okay. You want to pay flat fee?"
"Yes, please."
"Where you going?"
"I have a doctor's appointment."
"Oh. Are you in school?"
"Yes."
"What do you study?"
"Computer animation."
"Oh, that's nice. You live here?"
"I'm from Ohio."
"I see. You have siblings?"
"I'm an only child."
"Oh. Why you have an appointment, I'm sorry for asking, are you okay?"
"Yes, it's just a check-up."
"Okay, sorry. You know where we are going?"
Frankie asked questions the entire ride, and I responded politely like the genial person I am. Once we got to the general neighborhood of the doctor's office, he got lost and drove around in circles. By the time we made it there, I was half an hour late. Then I tried to pay with my credit card, which took an extra twenty minutes to go through. He apologized profusely and gave me his number so that I could call him to come pick me up when I was done.
I wasn't really planning on calling him to pick me up after the appointment, but I realized that I hadn't tipped him. He was nice, if a little awkward, so I felt guilty. I called him back (strike one), and he offered to let me sit in the front seat. I thought that was weird, but I did it anyway because I am a moron. He babbled some more about how we were passing through his neighborhood, and did I want to see his house?
I thought "Want to see my house?" meant "Want to drive down my street and pass by my house?" Not once did I think a cabbie would actually try to invite me into his home while working. I just placed blind faith in what I imagined to be a Taxi Drivers' Integrity Association, complete with background checks and obligatory pledges that you won't murder/steal from/perv on your customers.
But he pulled into his driveway and invited me in. I don't even remember what I was thinking at that point. It was probably one of those phases where I was making an effort to meet new people. I said that I would come in for a few minutes.
Less than sixty seconds after I stepped into his house he had grabbed me forcefully, planted his disgusting wet lips on my mouth and was running his gropey hands all over me. It wasn't a smooth move in the least, it was more like being swallowed by a frustrated sex monster. The logical voice in my head finally piped up, "You could get raped, you fucking dumbass!" and I almost shit my pants. I pulled away from his face and told him I wanted to go home. He was gripping me like I was the last woman on earth.
"You want to go home? Are you sure?"
He looked at me like he wanted to punch me, and asked me if he was going to get into trouble.
"It's no big deal, just please take me home."
Luckily, he only turned out to be a smelly, creepy cab driver--not a rapist--and I made it home and lived happily ever after.
The end!
I'm not under the delusion that I am an incredible singer, but I still really like singing.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:08:07 EDT (#)
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No, but I could sure use a freelance blowjob queen.
SEND ME YOUR RESUME w/PICTURES AND REFERENCES.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:49:29 EDT (#)
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If you are looking for work, you could come to Calgary and do piping design for and engineering company working on oil and gas projects.
The Canadian dollar is worth lots now, and summer is coming so the snow is melting. Depending on your experience you would probably start around $30/hr. I know piping designers who work just with AutoCAD, and some of them are making close to 250k/year.
A lot of growth in Calgary and we are booming, looking for skilled workers. My wage has jumped about 60% in the past 3 years. Good times...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-07 20:07:45 EST (#)
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http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/ perhaps?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:37:54 EST (#)
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I just visited Austin and then drove from there to Houston for a job interview. If I don't get that job, I don't know where to try to move to anymore. People were telling me, "Austin is great, you'll love it!" I had such high expectations that I was let down when I went there. It's just like other cities, only warmer.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:24:22 EST (#)
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wait 'til Schlongy gets this one
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 00:18:23 EST (#)
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oof. yeah, you're right, not smart.
luck with the job thingy
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:55:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-25 09:06:27 EST (#)
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Who the hell are you?
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Sombody who puts dashes in reviews instead of a bunch of little stupid dots; that's who the hell I am.
Ah, Sally Walker.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:10:09 EST (#)
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That is hilarious. The social awkwardness of a clumsy taxi driver trying to meet pretty girls and a clumsy, socially awkward, pretty girl trying desperatly to avoid clumsy, socially awkward men whilst finding love, job interviews and other junk.
It is like the entirety of channel 4 condensed into an Uber user.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-11-25 13:42:34 EST (#)
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i read this as being told by a guy, too. and i too thought it was much funnier. until i figured out who netimportant was.
"Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:11:32 EST (#)
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Maybe on the surface you can blame yourself for 'Giving' the wrong impression, but sadly most rapists and people like that start off by doing things exactly like what happened to you. Simple little things that people maybe think are their own fault. They get away with them so they try something a little more 'risky' to get their kicks.
Just a thought really.
I once heard that most rapists have tried flashing in public before they become rapists. Yet a lot of people do nothing about flashers as they see them as 'sad lonely twats' Yet if they were reported and put through the system their dna would be on the system so if they go on to try something a bit stronger the idea is that they would be easier to pick up on."
nice attitude. all hail the brave new world.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-25 09:06:27 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Little_Sally
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Who the hell are you?
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-11-25 02:41:01 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about BeforeEmily
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Now I know a lot more than ever before, which is that what I wanted to know is much more than I ever REALLY wanted to know, which is exactly what I knew before I found out what I already know, which is way more than I ever actually needed to know, knowing-wise.
just wrap your mind around that little daisy.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-25 01:43:52 EST (#)
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goddamn this is a stupid bitch, the more of her i read the more obvious it is.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-24 17:39:09 EST (#)
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I dont know why I just read all those comments.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:46:05 EST (#)
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OMG do you actually believe you get rated on your looks by women?
Maybe some of the guys +2 anything with boobies but I don't think any women -2 'cos they are jealous.
Sweety, you have a pretty sucky attitude. Perhaps this is the reason.
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Bullshit. Please, get real. You bitches talk so much shit about each other. Go to any bar or party (or what have you) and find that pack of fat bitches in the corner talking shit. You can tell it's them by the fact that they're drinking by themselves and pointing fingers at the dance floor and laughing. I suspect that if you settle in at the bar you might recognize those people as the people you came with.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-24 16:12:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-24 13:22:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:31:30 EST (#)
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I care little what strangers think about me. That's why I have survived Ubersite for so long.
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survived?
it's just a website, you know.
*****
JUST A WEBSITE?? Damn you, Caul. You know Uber is the very essence of life!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-24 13:22:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:31:30 EST (#)
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I care little what strangers think about me. That's why I have survived Ubersite for so long.
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survived?
it's just a website, you know.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-24 00:29:57 EST (#)
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OMG THIS IS LISA!!!!
OH MY GOD
THIS IS LIKE THE BEST THING EVER!
OMG OMG OMG
Submitted by CouldNotThinkOfAName (user info) at 2007-11-23 23:45:13 EST (#)
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I need a long, long break from Ubersite. (2929 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2007-06-07 16:02:06 EDT
How many hours of my life have I wasted on Ubersite? If I knew, I'd probably throw up on myself. It used to be a fun place to waste time when my attention span failed. I stupidly allowed it to pervade my personal life with its degeneracy, and now it's a place where I run into stories about the romantic encounters of my ex-fiance. It's a place where the subnormality of freaks too dumb to leave along with the remotely intelligent people gives me angina. Even when I'm not on it, I find myself thinking about it and how it has tainted my life, which is not healthy.
I'm convinced that 1/30 is a generous estimate for the ratio of relatively well-adjusted to seriously fucked people here. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize that the anonymity of the Internet allows the lowest, most socially and emotionally stunted psychopaths to aggregate, bonding in their dysfunctional, abortion-rape-death-celebrating behavior. What are your favorite subgroups of Ubersite morons? The grown men who whine like babies with poopy diapers? The insecure children bragging to the Internet about their salaries, their muscles, and what kind of chicks they can pull? The creepy weirdos who track you so obsessively that you can almost feel them mouth breathing on your neck, their Frito crumb-laced strands of drool dangling centimeters above your shoulder?
When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity. I'm ashamed of myself for all the time I've spent here. Who knows what I could have done had I never happened upon this unfortunate place? Probably cured fucking cancer by now.
Toodles.
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You knew what you were getting into when you joined. You knew it wasnt a forum for 14 year old preteen unwed mothers. You knew it had shallow depths filled with societies fuckwads.
So dont whinge about it. You joined. Now feck off
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:40:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:31:30 EST (#)
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I took a break. At least a small one. Or I changed my name so I could go relatively unnoticed for a while. The problem in that case was that a stranger from Ubersite was sticking her nose in my personal business and bringing it back here. And also that I didn't want to read about my ex-fiance's sexual escapades. It only matters when it involves real life and real friends--I care little what strangers think about me. That's why I have survived Ubersite for so long.
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You could have gone unnoticed.
Narcissette.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:31:30 EST (#)
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I took a break. At least a small one. Or I changed my name so I could go relatively unnoticed for a while. The problem in that case was that a stranger from Ubersite was sticking her nose in my personal business and bringing it back here. And also that I didn't want to read about my ex-fiance's sexual escapades. It only matters when it involves real life and real friends--I care little what strangers think about me. That's why I have survived Ubersite for so long.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:18:43 EST (#)
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Excellent comment below.
Submitted by Matin_Morte (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:17:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-23 20:56:41 EST (#)
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Inion just sent an enormous essay to that email address responding to my comments, which I subsequently skimmed and deleted.
If you are that affected by my comments, maybe you should take a break from Ubersite. Apart from the few people I'm already friends with, I have no interest in corresponding with anyone here unless it involves business. If you send me a drawn-out reply, I won't read it. I simply don't care enough, and neither should you.
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I need a long, long break from Ubersite. (2929 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2007-06-07 16:02:06 EDT
How many hours of my life have I wasted on Ubersite? If I knew, I'd probably throw up on myself. It used to be a fun place to waste time when my attention span failed. I stupidly allowed it to pervade my personal life with its degeneracy, and now it's a place where I run into stories about the romantic encounters of my ex-fiance. It's a place where the subnormality of freaks too dumb to leave along with the remotely intelligent people gives me angina. Even when I'm not on it, I find myself thinking about it and how it has tainted my life, which is not healthy.
I'm convinced that 1/30 is a generous estimate for the ratio of relatively well-adjusted to seriously fucked people here. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize that the anonymity of the Internet allows the lowest, most socially and emotionally stunted psychopaths to aggregate, bonding in their dysfunctional, abortion-rape-death-celebrating behavior. What are your favorite subgroups of Ubersite morons? The grown men who whine like babies with poopy diapers? The insecure children bragging to the Internet about their salaries, their muscles, and what kind of chicks they can pull? The creepy weirdos who track you so obsessively that you can almost feel them mouth breathing on your neck, their Frito crumb-laced strands of drool dangling centimeters above your shoulder?
When I look back on the past four years of my life, I realize that the only childish, socially backwards drama that occurred during that time period can somehow be attributed to people I met through Ubersite, half of them being manipulative liars on the fringes of sanity. I'm ashamed of myself for all the time I've spent here. Who knows what I could have done had I never happened upon this unfortunate place? Probably cured fucking cancer by now.
Toodles.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-23 21:09:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-23 20:56:41 EST (#)
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Inion just sent an enormous essay to that email address responding to my comments, which I subsequently skimmed and deleted.
If you are that affected by my comments, maybe you should take a break from Ubersite. Apart from the few people I'm already friends with, I have no interest in corresponding with anyone here unless it involves business. If you send me a drawn-out reply, I won't read it. I simply don't care enough, and neither should you.
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lame.
You n' iddqd should spawn and create a magical litter of miserable pseudo-apathetic retards.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-23 20:56:41 EST (#)
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Inion just sent an enormous essay to that email address responding to my comments, which I subsequently skimmed and deleted.
If you are that affected by my comments, maybe you should take a break from Ubersite. Apart from the few people I'm already friends with, I have no interest in corresponding with anyone here unless it involves business. If you send me a drawn-out reply, I won't read it. I simply don't care enough, and neither should you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-23 15:21:21 EST (#)
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your posts are all different (kind of) but the reviews on all of them play out pretty much the same way every time.
that bores me.
why the fuck am i on uber?
i'm going to do something more interesting. like laundry. or smashing my head against a wall.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:44:46 EST (#)
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Good job getting a job Lisa. the +2 is for the nice song.
People aren't mean to you because you are pretty, they are mean because you don't always kiss ass on the Internet. Don't go changing though, it would be boring here if everyone was nice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:32:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 17:54:43 EST (#)
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I haven't yet experienced any of these 'catfights'. I wouldn't dream of rating any post based on the posters looks.
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i believe you
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:10:57 EST (#)
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OH FUCK i PLUS 2'D LISA AGAIN GODDAMIT BEER
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:10:18 EST (#)
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ORPHELIA'S HOT AND LISA WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE UP COURSE THAT'S JUST MY OPINION AND i LEFT MY CAPS LOCK KEY ON FUCK I LOVE BEER AND JIM BEAM MY TURKEY'S GOING TO BE EXCELLENT NOT TO MENTION THE GREEN BEAN CASSERORE
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 17:54:43 EST (#)
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I haven't yet experienced any of these 'catfights'. I wouldn't dream of rating any post based on the posters looks. Well, except maybe a camwhore. And FTR, that comment I made about KirstenDennis doesn't count. The account belongs to an alter, right? I am supposed to be mean!
Method finds me ugly? That is a shame. You are the man of my dreams! Hehe. No worries. I am who I am and all your hate ain't gonna change my ugly mug.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-22 15:11:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-22 12:02:00 EST (#)
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I don't want to post his e-mail here because he wouldn't appreciate retards spamming him.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-22 12:38:50 EST (#)
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email me at method373.at.gmail.com - I will then coordinate real gmail addresses with you
god that was so gay
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-22 12:02:00 EST (#)
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If you want, I can get you in contact with my friend in New Orleans. He does CG animations and stuff. He uses Houdini though, I don't know if you have experience with that particular program though. He does of course know Maya and other programs like that.
I don't know if he has any projects or anything that he needs help on, but he's a nice guy and could maybe give you some pointers about how to obtain some freelance work, what to charge, etc.
I don't want to post his e-mail here because he wouldn't appreciate retards spamming him. If you want, you may e-mail me at forensicgirl3.at.gmail.com.
Method, what is your gmail addy? I signed up and got a gmail account so I can chatter with Crystle but it would be nice to know yours too.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:14:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:32:06 EST (#)
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Throw my brain in a hurricane
the blind can have my eeeyyyees
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:56:39 EST (#)
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I like to call ugly people like Orphelia "Morlocks" - they're not really human, and furthemore, the Morlocks that are fat AND ugly are kept as pets by the non-fat Morlocks, or "Morlock Lites", so their opinion means even less. Just point at them and laugh.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:27:49 EST (#)
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I've never given you shit, and I'm supremely unattractive. I mean, really. If anyone was going to be jealous of your effortless beauty and perfect body (I imagine), it'd be me. I have a head like a buffalo and an ass like a ... buffalo.... and I smell kind of buffalo-esque...
ICE CREAM AND EMO TEAR PARTY AT MY PLACE! WE HAVE ALL KINDS OF SYRUP!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:21:42 EST (#)
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inion was right though...that was pretty retarded of her, but it's the way it's written that reeks of bitterness.
"I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A SHELTERED BITCH PRINCESS! I HATE YOU AAAARGH!"
or the "OMG" and the "Sweety" or the nu-uh nigger attitude in general by ophelia.
i just realized i'm referring to everyone at the third person and that i'm talking to myself. o_O
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:10:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:46:05 EST (#)
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OMG do you actually believe you get rated on your looks by women?
Maybe some of the guys +2 anything with boobies but I don't think any women -2 'cos they are jealous.
Sweety, you have a pretty sucky attitude. Perhaps this is the reason.
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even though i think lisa has a few problems in the head, she's right in that regard.
there's been plenty of cat fights initiated by insecure fat chicks like cookielass (the most obvious of them) to prove that. to some extent, ugly fat nerds like jaypeg act the same way with men.
it's called jealousy.
another example provided by you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111836#2535347
know your place, you overmade piglet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:57:30 EST (#)
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i kinda like your voice. you'd do well with minimum training.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:55:54 EST (#)
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har har! lojoped!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:46:05 EST (#)
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OMG do you actually believe you get rated on your looks by women?
Maybe some of the guys +2 anything with boobies but I don't think any women -2 'cos they are jealous.
Sweety, you have a pretty sucky attitude. Perhaps this is the reason.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:42:15 EST (#)
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man of enchantment below
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:32:06 EST (#)
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Throw my brain in a hurricane
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:28:50 EST (#)
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I twirl my mustache almost incessantly. It would have taken me 10 minutes to spell that word correctly without Mozilla spellcheck.
ps, Lisa can't get a job.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:24:57 EST (#)
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I can't camp this nonsensically all on my own.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:23:52 EST (#)
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Put down that turkey baster, you creepy pillock.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:22:10 EST (#)
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I of course will remain in the corner, twirling my moustache and wearing my hat and being generally above the silliness of it all.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:20:25 EST (#)
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You're feisty. You can hand out spankings.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:09:59 EST (#)
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a little arrogant, saying that all those chicks are intimidated by your personality. you're the one with such a weak personality you can't figure out how not to get practically raped by some creepy cab driver. grow a pair, lady
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 00:34:43 EST (#)
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I have internalized your hilarious comments and am feeling a bit queasy now.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-22 00:33:13 EST (#)
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I did get mugged recently and play the empty-headed bimbo so I could ride back from the police station with a hot cop. "How do I know it won't happen again? I'm scared, Officer! Will you take me home?"
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-11-22 00:26:23 EST (#)
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Just wow.......
Way to play the empty-headed bimbo just so you could get your freak on with a dirty cab driver. Don't act like you didn't want it.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-22 00:13:01 EST (#)
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Sacrilicious, all I'm saying is that it's a strange coincidence that the women who are intimidated by my personality are swamp monsters. Get it? I don't get flack from hollygolitely, Manicmother, Pentameter, or the rest of the six or seven reasonably attractive women that have ever graced Ubersite. Probably because they're secure with themselves and don't internalize my hilarious comments. Could I be wrong? Sure. Do I care? Not really.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:59:46 EST (#)
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hahah below
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:51:12 EST (#)
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Mmmm that's nice.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:51:03 EST (#)
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Gently.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:50:42 EST (#)
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Now hug each other.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:45:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:04:25 EST (#)
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That comment really irritated me. What world does this girl think I live in?
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It takes a certain level of humility to admit a mistake to a bunch of strangers. I made a trust-related mistake once that I imagine you could relate to, and I was not so lucky.
But I could turn this question above back to you. What makes you assume that women who question, challenge, or even "berate" you do so because of your physical appearance? Do you think they don't have healthy relationships with women? Or do you just assume that women you find less attractive than you are all fat, shallow, jealous bitches? Do you consider that the responses you get here may- get this- be a response to your behavior and not your photographs? I'm not defending any comments here, I'm speaking in general.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:27:44 EST (#)
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By the way, this was during a point in my life when I was pretty indifferent and self-destructive. I did dumb things because I didn't care. But when I found myself at this weirdo's apartment with his hands on me, I woke up and realized that I strongly preferred not to be in that situation. And offering to enter a person's house during the middle of the day after a completely unsexy car ride doesn't exactly qualify as dangling my raw meat. It would be different if we had been flirting all night at a bar.
I like to give people chances and not assume that because they are cabbies, they're totally worthless to me outside of a taxi ride. Or that because they are from Pakistan, they think American girls are all sluts.
I think I admitted it was stupid in the second paragraph, I don't need you wise old owls to point it out to me a hundred times. Thanks, though.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:12:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:11:00 EST (#)
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unprovoked venom below
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:04:25 EST (#)
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That comment really irritated me. What world does this girl think I live in? And does she think she lives some kind of hard knock life that I would never understand? I'm sure she lives in a slum and sells her body on the streets to support her baby daddy's coke habit, then comes home in the morning and fires up her Mac so she can condescend to people on the Internet.
Your assumptions make you come off as a jealous bitch. If I asked you to back them up, you would have nothing substantial to offer. I'm tired of being berated by Orgasmatron's crew of fag hags. It's not my fault you look like a bunch of swamp monsters. Run around the block a few times and maybe you won't have to project your self-hatred onto other people, convincing yourselves that decent-looking females must either be shallow, stupid, or spoiled.
Well, time for bed, I have a big day tomorrow. Facial, manicure, and spray tan at noon. Then I have to take my purse dog for a walk and have my driver wash the car, all before Thanksgiving dinner--which I'll vomit! Toodles.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-21 22:45:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-22 01:23:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:32:23 EST (#)
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You are either colossally stupid or woefully naive. I, respectfully, disagree with Drogo. If you're going to dangle raw meat in front of a dog, don't act hurt when he makes a grab for it.
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The logical flaw in that statement, dumbass, is that men are supposed to be better than dogs.
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Indeed.
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 00:54:56 EST (#)
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I just listened to your song. If you went slower you'd stop/go backwards.
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You're cool and all, but you talk some shit about music sometimes. It's probably not possible to sing that song too slowly.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-21 21:55:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:45:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:56:39 EST (#)
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oh holy crap i had no idea you were that retarded. wow. before this i just thought you were a spoiled sheltered princess type who just had no clue about reality. i had no idea you were actually just legally retarded.
well i guess, congrats on getting a degree and trying for independence despite not having basic life skills.
That's a lot of unprovoked venom. What the hell do you know about me***
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Yeah. Well, the person above doesn't know JACK ABOUT YOU, dearie.
Do she know jack about anyone? I doubt it. Does o-man or the rest of the clan know anything about you?? Prolly knot. Does I know about you? Not a chance!!
FUCK EVERYONE HERE!!! WE IS AWL DIPSHITS!!!!
Oh wait. . . . Certain Maryland and Pennsylvania fools will disssssssagree.
<fuckem>
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:45:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:56:39 EST (#)
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oh holy crap i had no idea you were that retarded. wow. before this i just thought you were a spoiled sheltered princess type who just had no clue about reality. i had no idea you were actually just legally retarded.
well i guess, congrats on getting a degree and trying for independence despite not having basic life skills.
That's a lot of unprovoked venom. What the hell do you know about me?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:02:58 EST (#)
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Ew, blegh, blarf, etc. Don't ever do that again.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:39:36 EST (#)
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silly girl
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:34:57 EST (#)
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No need for a graphic designer, but call me for a beer anytime.
+2 for the (probably abused in a short while) voicewhore.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:18:58 EST (#)
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Needs more rape.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:33:36 EST (#)
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You're a female? Sorry for some strange reason i read this as being a bloke getting hit on by an asian cabbie. It seemed funnier that way too.
Ummm I'm going back to my box.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:06:06 EST (#)
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After reading this story I've decided that it's official - you're a leading candidate for government-supervised sterilization.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:59:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:06:42 EST (#)
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I just graduated, I've been unsuccessfully trying to get a job for six months, and I didn't even study graphic design. So, yes, you are most likely a much better designer. I'm crushed.
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i'm sorry, i'll try and make up for the preceding statements.
i'm guessing this is your first foray into the adult job market. six months is nothing, don't stress out til you hit a year. if you have gov't student loans you can apply for a hardship forbearance.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:56:39 EST (#)
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oh holy crap i had no idea you were that retarded. wow. before this i just thought you were a spoiled sheltered princess type who just had no clue about reality. i had no idea you were actually just legally retarded.
well i guess, congrats on getting a degree and trying for independence despite not having basic life skills.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:39:36 EST (#)
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woof woof!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:39:21 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/113282#2587055
I agree with this. I hope you learned a lesson here.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:26:38 EST (#)
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Not sure what I think of the post.
I like your voice though - don't be shy about belting it out.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:23:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:32:23 EST (#)
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You are either colossally stupid or woefully naive. I, respectfully, disagree with Drogo. If you're going to dangle raw meat in front of a dog, don't act hurt when he makes a grab for it.
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The logical flaw in that statement, dumbass, is that men are supposed to be better than dogs.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:06:34 EST (#)
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You need craigslist, you sap.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:54:56 EST (#)
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I just listened to your song. If you went slower you'd stop/go backwards.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:54:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:32:23 EST (#)
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You are either colossally stupid or woefully naive. I, respectfully, disagree with Drogo. If you're going to dangle raw meat in front of a dog, don't act hurt when he makes a grab for it.
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At first I was going to say you are an idiot who allows the social norms of third world countries to be accepted here, and that if people want to live like that they can go back to whatever hole they crawled out of.
Then I realized the guy did stop when asked, and thought what kind of dumb cunt goes into the house of some strange cabbie who she already thought was creepy and smelly. A dumb cunt who wants to get raped that is who. I have done a 180 on this. Not only should she not have pressed sausage, he should have jammed her rotten with no lube.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:28:15 EST (#)
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No, but I could use a freelance humjob.
The pay ain't great but the benefits are out of this world.
For starters, you get to bob up and down on Shlongy's dick!!!
They only get better from there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:00:22 EST (#)
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Hey chica, you have the voice of an angel
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:39:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:03:23 EST (#)
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I didn't report him because he didn't actually do anything wrong. I obviously made some retarded choices and unknowingly gave him the impression that I was remotely interested in him.
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very sensible
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:36:41 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mNHXB_IJ4I
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:36:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:50:14 GMT (#)
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hahaha
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Here now, I e-mailed you, respond, damnit.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 06:50:14 EST (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-21 06:21:23 EST (#)
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cab drivers just aren't the same anymore. they've really slipped.
back in my day, you'd be dead in a ditch right about now.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-21 06:04:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:47:36 GMT (#)
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hey take it easy doctor.
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Fuck off. I'm right.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:52:23 EST (#)
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I forgot, with regards to the story, yes you made some pretty dumb choices.
I have been in a similar situation, and my head has been screaming 'tell him to fuck off' but I am just too polite to do it. How ridiculous.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:47:36 EST (#)
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hey take it easy doctor.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:47:27 EST (#)
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You sing like you're terrified to wake up your roommate.
Like you know what you want to say, but seem to terrified to say it.
Calm down. I'm not going to find where you are and stab you.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:39:59 EST (#)
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Dumbass.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:34:10 EST (#)
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meanwhile, there is a lot of implausibility in this post. For example, this conversation in your world:
"Are you netimportant?"
"Yes."
"We go to Warrenville?"
"Yes."
The same conversation in my world:
"Are you BLT?" (cab driver already knows my name, impossible.)
"Yes."
"Wanna go to Queens?" (Impossible, no cab driver ever wants to go to Queens.)
"Yes."
"Well, then get the fuck out, because I'm not going to Queens."
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:32:23 EST (#)
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You are either colossally stupid or woefully naive. I, respectfully, disagree with Drogo. If you're going to dangle raw meat in front of a dog, don't act hurt when he makes a grab for it.
Anyway, you have a beautiful voice and I hope you find work soon.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:24:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:22:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:11:32 EST (#)
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Maybe on the surface you can blame yourself for 'Giving' the wrong impression, but sadly most rapists and people like that start off by doing things exactly like what happened to you. Simple little things that people maybe think are their own fault. They get away with them so they try something a little more 'risky' to get their kicks.
Interesting. I don't think there was a right answer to that situation. There's a fine line between creepy potential rapist and sexually frustrated regular guy just trying to get his rocks off. If every woman reported every guy that made an awkwardly aggressive move, there would be...a lot of reporting? I don't know. By now he's probably raping away.
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You are right. There is a case for reporting too much. Shit most blokes would be on a register if that were to happen.
At least he does take them back to his place to do it though. Rather than just making them do it behind a bush and stuff. Shows he cares.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:22:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:11:32 EST (#)
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Maybe on the surface you can blame yourself for 'Giving' the wrong impression, but sadly most rapists and people like that start off by doing things exactly like what happened to you. Simple little things that people maybe think are their own fault. They get away with them so they try something a little more 'risky' to get their kicks.
Interesting. I don't think there was a right answer to that situation. There's a fine line between creepy potential rapist and sexually frustrated regular guy just trying to get his rocks off. If every woman reported every guy that made an awkwardly aggressive move, there would be...a lot of reporting? I don't know. By now he's probably raping away.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:12:39 EST (#)
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You have been e-mailed.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:11:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:03:23 EST (#)
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I didn't report him because he didn't actually do anything wrong. I obviously made some retarded choices and unknowingly gave him the impression that I was remotely interested in him.
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Maybe on the surface you can blame yourself for 'Giving' the wrong impression, but sadly most rapists and people like that start off by doing things exactly like what happened to you. Simple little things that people maybe think are their own fault. They get away with them so they try something a little more 'risky' to get their kicks.
Just a thought really.
I once heard that most rapists have tried flashing in public before they become rapists. Yet a lot of people do nothing about flashers as they see them as 'sad lonely twats' Yet if they were reported and put through the system their dna would be on the system so if they go on to try something a bit stronger the idea is that they would be easier to pick up on.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:10:59 EST (#)
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almost rape?
that has worth here
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:10:34 EST (#)
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Fuck no, it lists my full name. If you want to see my work you can email me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:09:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:06:42 GMT (#)
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I just graduated, I've been unsuccessfully trying to get a job for six months, and I didn't even study graphic design. So, yes, you are most likely a much better designer. I'm crushed.
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You should be. I got a job within 3 months of graduating.
Surely you have some kind of online portfolio?
Let's have a look.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:07:12 EST (#)
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no, i don't need a freelance designer.
what the fuck watch out for cab drivers.
I like the way you sing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:06:47 EST (#)
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Actually, whoring yourself on Uber is pretty desperate.
Why not post some of your work too?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:06:42 EST (#)
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I just graduated, I've been unsuccessfully trying to get a job for six months, and I didn't even study graphic design. So, yes, you are most likely a much better designer. I'm crushed.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:04:43 EST (#)
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£20 says I'm a better designer than you. Shit, you're whoring yourself to uber, I have a full time job, as well as working freelance on a magazine. Gutted huh?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:03:23 EST (#)
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I didn't report him because he didn't actually do anything wrong. I obviously made some retarded choices and unknowingly gave him the impression that I was remotely interested in him.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:01:39 EST (#)
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Freaky! Did you report him?
Only I'm wondering if he tried it on with other, less fortunate passengers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 05:00:58 EST (#)
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Since when did Uber become X Factor?
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-11-21 04:59:57 EST (#)
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I'll trade you nights?
Rather, the cab driver got more than I did tonight. Sad.