Introduction + Camwhore (1669 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.17 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by oapa (View user info) at 2007-11-21 07:25:55 EST
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No wonder you called it stupid.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this on heated?
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-25 19:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmmm, i see the chemo went well. Three words spring to mind. Right Said Fred.
'' I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, soo sexy it hurts''
Additional to this, i cant help but think your auditioning for a prequel to the box office hit Austin Powers where you're going for the role of a young Dr Evil! Minus the scar. Maybe you can get one accidently whilst shaving with your manly hunting knife.
Heres a quick question. Have you shot any of your own lately? Friendly fire my arse. No such thing.
1,2,3,4 I love Marine corps
Faggot!
Submitted by iseethrewu (user info) at 2007-11-25 03:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-25 00:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like ghey Chekhov, from 'Star Trek - Teh Ghey Movie'...
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-11-24 06:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-11-24 06:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't you shoot up Virginia Tech?
(Haven't read reviews yet)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 the camwhore!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-23 06:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-23 06:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck
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<screams> I'm so high and happy right now
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-23 06:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool. I have no idea why his was missed off my last review.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I told you all this guy is cool.
Well done for being
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-11-22 01:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh I guess I over did it :p ...whatever fuck you welcome to Uber, fag.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-22 01:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like hidden101 on estrogen. It's not necessarily a bad thing.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-22 00:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're taking this all very well, oapa. Props.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-22 00:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where I work there is a guy who has this look about him that just screams "I have down syndrome!"
We call him Baby Downs.
Forthwith I strip him of this title and apply it to you. You look like a down syndrome unibrow fairy fuckhead who needs a good old fashion swift kick to the eyeball. You were the guy who used to 'playfully' whip the other guys in the buttcheek with a towel in attempts to herd as many as possible into the group shower in boot camp weren't you?
Cockslave...
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The hate coming off this reply was so potent i cooked an egg on my monitor.
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i know. hilarious, isnt it?
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-21 21:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 00:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to shove an oxidized screw driver in your asshole, watch you wince, and then lick the screw driver clean.
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I'm going to give a +2 simply because you inspired sicosemen to come clean out of the closet.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where I work there is a guy who has this look about him that just screams "I have down syndrome!"
We call him Baby Downs.
Forthwith I strip him of this title and apply it to you. You look like a down syndrome unibrow fairy fuckhead who needs a good old fashion swift kick to the eyeball. You were the guy who used to 'playfully' whip the other guys in the buttcheek with a towel in attempts to herd as many as possible into the group shower in boot camp weren't you?
Cockslave...
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The hate coming off this reply was so potent i cooked an egg on my monitor.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where I work there is a guy who has this look about him that just screams "I have down syndrome!"
We call him Baby Downs.
Forthwith I strip him of this title and apply it to you. You look like a down syndrome unibrow fairy fuckhead who needs a good old fashion swift kick to the eyeball. You were the guy who used to 'playfully' whip the other guys in the buttcheek with a towel in attempts to herd as many as possible into the group shower in boot camp weren't you?
Cockslave...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-21 18:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 selmer mark VI's
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-21 18:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tits or gtfo
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-21 17:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So.. you post pictures of women in the military not because you want to fuck them, but because you want to be them?
I'm glad you have a dream. That's nice.
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You are so awesome. You can chain me up in the basement any time.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmmm, You make my dentures flutter.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm seeing my name being thrown around a little here. maybe it's time for some more hidden101 camera prostitution...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's SO true; at least in my case it will be.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BAH! People still look great at 50.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanna be a....
MACHO MACHO MANNNNNN
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you looked about 17!
I am 30 in a few weeks.
*slashes at wrists*
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 'cos you don't take Uber seriously.
And I like your military posts.
Do bikini babes with guns, though.
Good show, welcome.
(How young are you?!)
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26 Years Young
(How young are you?!) =P
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey there, GI Jane.
hidden does it better.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 'cos you don't take Uber seriously.
And I like your military posts.
Do bikini babes with guns, though.
Good show, welcome.
(How young are you?!)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your head has a funny shape.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you often fondle your own arms lovingly when posing for pictures?
There have been many suggestions of your sexuality...being towards men, ignore them haters, I can already tell you're into chicks. Lesbians have it so rough in the military these days.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant wait to read all the reviews
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
rate NSFW when appropriate. fuck!
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
More women in, or out, of uniform please.
WOMEN! DoubleU OH EM EE EN
not men. Please
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LMAO
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:22:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
So.. you post pictures of women in the military not because you want to fuck them, but because you want to be them?
I'm glad you have a dream. That's nice.
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Gold!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So.. you post pictures of women in the military not because you want to fuck them, but because you want to be them?
I'm glad you have a dream. That's nice.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On your first day here, you've either got to kill someone or become somebody's bitch and you don't look like the mad-dog killer type...
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
More women in, or out, of uniform please.
WOMEN! DoubleU OH EM EE EN
not men. Please
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
But you do like Cheddar Cheese Pretzal Combos, so "Welcome!"
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In your picture you look VERY serious.......about how much you love the cock.
I'm imagining the photographer, just before taking the picture asked you
"You like pussy don't you!"
Which of course resulted in your "angry face."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to shove an oxidized screw driver in your asshole, watch you wince, and then lick the screw driver clean.
that's pretty gay
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really gay
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not gay enough.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
man they are really gettin at those highschoolers to sign up early aren't they.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop starin' at me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sax AND dance?
~ CaptainThorns Approved ~
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to shove an oxidized screw driver in your asshole, watch you wince, and then lick the screw driver clean.
that's pretty gay
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really gay
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to shove an oxidized screw driver in your asshole, watch you wince, and then lick the screw driver clean.
that's pretty gay
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to shove an oxidized screw driver in your asshole, watch you wince, and then lick the screw driver clean.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stay a while and enjoy the flaming. actually it looks like you already do. I drank with a buddy in minneapolis and after the bar closed we needed some breakfast so we went to this place called embers but he called it fembers because it was accross the street from some drag bar so all the drag queens would go there after bar time, presumably to get some sausage in them, you'd fit right in with the queens. just sayin.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nurrrrr
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
y halo thar reserve orifice training corps
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
fuck!
i was too slow
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
sher gotta purdy mauth there, boy.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have a purty mouth.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden has cancer?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
back to the front page - this is too good to lose so quickly
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think its great that the modern army appreciates and promotes the inclusion of homosexuals in its ranks.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden will enjoy this one
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:37:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of sax?
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all of them
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Even soprano? Fuck off you Kenny G fag wannabe.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:37:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of sax?
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all of them
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are gay, arent you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH BOY!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mNHXB_IJ4I
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of sax?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:33:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:28:38 EST (#)
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http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/f50d/screens_feature-39345.jpeg
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Nuff said.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mAn, yOu rEtARD
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/f50d/screens_feature-39345.jpeg
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 07:27:55 EST (#)
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i think this post contains enough flaming on its own