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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-11-21 08:55:22 EST


His name was Hurty and he was bonk eyed

in which the patina and penumbra play

Swimming in black tendrils, feeling annoyed

As we perambulate o'er the wavy lay.






\\pinsdata04\Users\hall_n1\Data\My Pictures\hurtysabonkeyedpuppy.bmp (1 MB)

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that little dog and 'shroom.

:)

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-23 04:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh what a nice sunny day!!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-23 01:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't remember rating this. Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. Maybe my original rating was different. I don't know. I'm not going to bother to find out. I like the poem. No. No I don't, really.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-23 01:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ho ho ho

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BAHAHAHAHA BONKEYE

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hahaha, take that birth of man!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wide eyed fuck

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

RETAL YOU FAGGOT.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heat heat heat!

Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OOOOOH AHHHH YOUR FUCKED DOG LOOKS LIKE ITS FUCKED MAN

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would choose Drogo.
--

Yay!!!

Right i'm off for an evening at the olds! Toodles all


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Or the mushroom.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Or maybe the pooch.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would choose Drogo.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What about my poetry skills?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Meaningless drivel.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How the dumbasses can -1 this bewilders me, I wrote a poem!



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, I think I should have a 'special mention' for being first to spot the resemblance

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats my fave picture of Hurty. He looks 'almost' normal.
Why is he stood next to a mushroom?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

its ok I have sorted it out drogo!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm i need to take someone for a meal tonight and make sure its over before the football
--

Shouldnt be a problem for you Em

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thought you said cancer research then

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:58:52 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm i need to take someone for a meal tonight and make sure its over before the football

===============

It's been years since England beat anyone ranked higher than them. Since Argentina in 2002, careful research tells me.

Good luck to you's though.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm i need to take someone for a meal tonight and make sure its over before the football

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:46:16 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

A lady wouldnt have diddly squat to do with you!

============

My porcelain lady proves otherwise.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A lady wouldnt have diddly squat to do with you!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahahahahahaha

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:39:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where do you get an elegant lady friend from Hurty? I've looked but they dont seem to exist these days, and I'm fucked if i'm converting to Islam just so i can get a woman to show me some respect, those fuckers dont let you drink!

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I called this company called Royal Doulton. They sent me a nice little number, beautiful skin, smooth and white.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where do you get an elegant lady friend from Hurty? I've looked but they dont seem to exist these days, and I'm fucked if i'm converting to Islam just so i can get a woman to show me some respect, those fuckers dont let you drink!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:35:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:28:48 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought you had Balded your head Hurty?

==========

Old photo. It's shaved now, growing it back so i can get a combover for uber.
--

It's good to have goals dude.

========

Yeah I know. Gotta keep going somehow! Actually I just want to look less thuggish and a bit more refined. I reckon my elegant lady friend would appreciate it too.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Some of us were born with a full head of hair...............yep my mum gelled me hair up for me.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:28:48 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought you had Balded your head Hurty?

==========

Old photo. It's shaved now, growing it back so i can get a combover for uber.
--

It's good to have goals dude.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:28:48 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought you had Balded your head Hurty?

==========

Old photo. It's shaved now, growing it back so i can get a combover for uber.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought you had Balded your head Hurty?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

grumpy mare

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Personally, I don't see the resemblance.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113291

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EI buddy I will happily fight you, any day of the week.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ooops ok Jeanneee, not for me you understand, im more interested in grinding hurtys nose into the tarmac so he gets better looking.

Wise words though.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 10:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

For the poem.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For a man, you're awfully concerned with your own cuteness.

Desperation is a stinky cologne, is all I'm saying.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have amazing paint skills, come get ya fill


perhaps??


my hairy bottom is cuter than Hurty.




Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Perhaps.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wow that's frightening. what'd you do to his eye? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE THEM WORSE?!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Jeanneee, surely im cuter than both ?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who's cuter? That's a tough one.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.

-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're a scrote so don't gloat

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

im a poet and i dont know it

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

in yer mum's eyes

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Im a good looking guy.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i've seen your picture, how can i not worry about you?


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah but when i open it in windows 2000 it opens on the internet, therefore I just preferred to do it in BMP format.


Please muddy dont worry about me, i can do either or, i am a man of many talents.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you are only worthy of a bmp file, plus im at work so shhh I cant do anything worthwhile

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you know, oh enlightened one, you can save as a jpeg in paint right?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll have to admit it. I love looking at my hideous face.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you are only worthy of a bmp file, plus im at work so shhh I cant do anything worthwhile

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bravo, paper weight.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucking bitmap?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I personally thought my poem was inspired

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 09:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well played sir.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I cunningly used MS PAINT!!

An old yet reliable tool.

Much like Shlongy.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

in 5 years

http://img.hexus.net/v2/gaming/screenshots/crosseyed.jpg



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy fuck what did you do to my eye?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you looking at me?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Personally, I don't see the resemblance.


Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard. Actually, I'm
bringing the plant down from the inside.

-- Homer Simpson
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular