S0 fucking B0RED (1666 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.02 on 83 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2007-11-21 11:42:17 EST
This is the slowest, most maddening day ever. And once it's over, I will be sitting in traffic for a good 7 hours on my way to the beach. God damn everyone and their wretched travel plans. The holidays were devised by Satan.
I've become addicted to Facebook lately (I know, -2 die, I'm super gay for that). Look me up and add me if you like. It will give me something to do. I bet there's a few people on this website who know my first and last name.
Have a happy long weekend, Americans, and the rest of you dirty foreigners have a wonderful day.
Enjoy this lolcat.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lolcats are original
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-22 16:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for the facebook info of a few people I haven't gotten around to raping yet.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
seriously below.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-21 18:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1.29 on 79 reviews?
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???
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-21 17:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll bore ya...from the rear
just keep those hooves away from my face
moo
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh2guk_7wnc
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i DO mean you, post something delicious for me to read.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haven't seen this guy around in a while
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
From one Facebook addict to another, my sympathies.
I'm at college, and allt he cool kids do it. That's my excuse and i'm sticking to it.
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Assuming you mean me... i'm usually hovering around somewhere. Certainly not as much as I used to, but old habits die hard, and I have an inexplicable fondness for this place!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We're not related....that I know of.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haven't seen this guy around in a while
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
From one Facebook addict to another, my sympathies.
I'm at college, and allt he cool kids do it. That's my excuse and i'm sticking to it.
Submitted by BuSt3r (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Could be worse, us dirty foreigners in the UK have no long weekend and it's pissing rain.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is your last name and address and telephone number? Go ahead and post all that here because everyone on Ubersite is super friendly and would never dream of harassing you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
post a picture of your cunt then
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Classy broads do it in the parking lot.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you camping your post to heated doll? nice work.
I am just 7k short of 200k.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Top Gun high five.
[insert lewd suggestion involving multitasking -here- ]
My office is fucking EMPTY. Luckily I've got maybe a half an hour left. Hm...wanna head back in the supply closet, Em?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Edisto is not TOO far from here so I think you should up the percentage to 47%.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In other news, I just broke 100,000 hits. My life is now complete.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm neither a housewife nor a poor multitasker.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard it's the new drug of choice for housewives with poor multitasking skills.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah. It's synonymous with strung-out hillbillies.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does the word methamphetamine mean anything to you?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you say so. I'm way too lazy for all that.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fungah, YOU add ME, fartknocker. My name is in the reviews. IF YOU DARE.
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Where's the fun in that?
A facebook add just doesn't feel right unless its accompanied by some degree of obsessive stalking
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fungah, YOU add ME, fartknocker. My name is in the reviews. IF YOU DARE.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is everything that is right with the internet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2-Zqkz74
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 lolcat
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, you should hunt down my real name name and add me to the ol FB.
IF YOU DARE.
Seriously, I'm hideous.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear you, my lovely chainsaw-unicorn, I hear you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
10-4
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I'm serious.
No one in the entire world is having better sex than the sex we are having right now in my mind.
...actually we're still on foreplay in my mind-movie, but you get the idea.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh nice
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BORED BORED, tell me about it. Who the hell comes to the library the day before a holiday ?
I know I have all the books I need for the 4 days.
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I'm bringing the December Elle to the beach with me... and the UGA/GA Tech AND Clemson/Carolina games are on Saturday. I won't need any books.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
w00, 2 more facebook friends.
CREEP - I will if you will.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
tha place shook
rattle a bone
take a look
SNAKEEYES
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<creepy whisper> ..and there's nothing you can do about it! </creepy whisper>
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BORED BORED, tell me about it. Who the hell comes to the library the day before a holiday ?
I know I have all the books I need for the 4 days.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I'm totally gonna fantasize about you for the rest of the day, then.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but I poked you. how was it?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy T-Day to you and yours as well, my fire-breathing friend.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That cute British cat with the weird eye is the only one to add me on Facebook so far. The rest of you are holding out on me.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll probably have to stay till 5.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
First they tell me I can leave at 1, now they say 130!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well... I guess the Jeanneee's-a-slut cat is out of the bag, so yeah. I wish we could, but no dice.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If we worked in the same building I could at least take you to the supply closet for a half an hour of dirty, sweaty, regret-it-before-you-can-rezip-your-fly fun.
[sigh]
Oh well.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah lots of fucking use when i cant see those links at work! Im just going to sit here and sulk.
me too, feel your pain
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ACCESS DENIED
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.glumbert.com/media/flightbumble
ladies...you know that once you get past his Peter Panish looks....the magic fingers will make you happy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah lots of fucking use when i cant see those links at work! Im just going to sit here and sulk.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nme7CuL8SLE
Hi Eeyore with better slow mo and less pointless dog.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Hi Eeyore screaming kid is my hero.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6KKlO3oR7Y
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:20:10 EST (#)
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Joins in linkfest: http://youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
better lesson...if you are going to travel with 39lbs of cocaine...put a license plate on your car.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
39 pounds of cocaine is all it takes to get an intent-to-deliver charge tacked on, eh? Note to self.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 17:09:38 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emission, I don't have a camera right now, I'm at work. If I did though, I would take a picture of my own face because it's definitely the weirdest thing in the vicinity right now.
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Hmmm draw a picture of your face and scan it in? anyway you dont look weird. So shhh , p.s who will send me cookies for Christmas?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2007/11/20/news/local/doc4743052aaee94368773329.txt
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where are you driving to...and is there any chance that you could pass through HHI and suck me off on your way to your final destination?
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I'm driving to Edisto... and there is an approximately 7% chance of that happening.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Emission, I don't have a camera right now, I'm at work. If I did though, I would take a picture of my own face because it's definitely the weirdest thing in the vicinity right now.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hee the lolcat
awww
my kitty is part manx and the bone in her tail is severely kinked where it was supposed to fall off but didn't
and now you know.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
unleashed! with an amusing LOZ catz comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where are you driving to...and is there any chance that you could pass through HHI and suck me off on your way to your final destination?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Barney and Holly........
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And if you do so, I will show you my cats very soon.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeanneee , I would like you to take a photo of the weirdest or funniest thing you can see right now!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't bring myself to make a turkey. Of any sort.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have high hopes that there will be at least one post on uber that will keep me busy until 1.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
keep me amused until 2PM so I can get out of work and try to drive from North Jersey to South Jersey and get there before tomorrow morning.
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MAKE A FUCKING TURKEY PEOPLE IT KILLS MANY MANY MINUTES OF TIME!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113294
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no goddamn speakers.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.maniacworld.com/snowboarder-vs-model.html
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have high hopes that there will be at least one post on uber that will keep me busy until 1.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
keep me amused until 2PM so I can get out of work and try to drive from North Jersey to South Jersey and get there before tomorrow morning.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking lolcats get me every time.
go make a turkey if you're bored. i'm sad no one's playing :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DUMB!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spend the rest of your day telling me how awesome I am.
Boom. Go.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNOW, RIGHT?
I actually have a ton of work to do, and my goddamn systems are down.
I loudly proclaimed as much outside the big boss's office, but alas, he was on the phone. I've just been visiting people all day.
weeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Emily Heikkila
It's been posted on here before so who cares.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Geeks below. Facebook? Com'on!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i am too and neither do i.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CURRENT LOLCAT FTW.
I too am on Facebook, but I don't know your names!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should've played, ya cunty maroon. http://www.ubersite.com/m/113289