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Uncivil War: The Split of Ubersite Pt 3 (1093 hits)

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Submitted by Still TTOM After All These Years (View user info) at 2007-11-21 13:07:50 EST




Now with zero percent Sicosemen and with good reason.JPG (770 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-11 16:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I don't want to help anymore"

The expressions on the faces are excellent.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-11 16:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You know what's missing here?

me.


and the ending.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-22 21:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What I want to know, is what did I do to those two?

Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

great stuff

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

M to the V to the Muthafuckin A bitches! Wooo!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey congrats!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hooray. It's been updated!

Scotland might not be in Europe next year, but at least we're represented on easily the most prestigous list on the intertubes!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Shlongy wins?




BOO-URNS.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mornin'.
I am not wearing any panties as I sent them all to TTOM as thanks for this post!
Why do I think he might be scared at that thought? Hehe.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drogos death made me pee my panties.
But, oh, I am not wearing any panties!
--

Damn you're good girl! Morning


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drogos death made me pee my panties.
But, oh, I am not wearing any panties!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ewwwww Raped to death, damn what a way to go!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-21 22:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am an American, but I AM NOT FAT!!







Stupid, yes, Fat-NO. . .

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-21 21:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-21 18:43:37 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

Based in this episode, I recorded an mp3 t be used as my new cell 'phone ringtone. When you call me*, my 'phone yells "SQUEEEEEEEEamus!" I may owe TTOM royalties for it, but I'll leave it to the lawyers to figure that out.

*1-555-867-5309

==========

By Jove! UBER RINGTONES!!!!

We could get TTom to make a recording of him saying "Squeeeee!"

Caul could record something like "Your phone is ringing, you fat American"

Shlongy could record "ANSWER YOUR PHONE, DIPSHIT!" or "SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!"

Crystle could record "Sigh. Another call I didn't get."

Habeeb could record "GO BEARS WOOOOOOO" or "WEEEEEP!"

and so on.

Then someone edit them with a audio editing program and upload them to UBERFM.COM where they could be downloaded!


Brilliant idea if I do say so myself!


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-21 20:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Based in this episode, I recorded an mp3 t be used as my new cell 'phone ringtone. When you call me*, my 'phone yells "SQUEEEEEEEEamus!" I may owe TTOM royalties for it, but I'll leave it to the lawyers to figure that out.

*1-555-867-5309
****
Jenny?? That you?

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

click shunk one ratingless fuck donkey down.

that's just hilarious

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Based in this episode, I recorded an mp3 t be used as my new cell 'phone ringtone. When you call me*, my 'phone yells "SQUEEEEEEEEamus!" I may owe TTOM royalties for it, but I'll leave it to the lawyers to figure that out.

*1-555-867-5309

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-21 18:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-21 17:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I almost missed this. It's funny that you put in the thing about swallowing people because it took me a minute to figure out why the hell I was a snake.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-11-21 16:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

swallow whole

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-11-21 16:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caulindome.

Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

beyond awesome

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I should -2 this because I never get included in this crap. I've been here longer than alot of those fucks, or just as long, and because I'm not one to stir up a whole shitload of drama, I get excluded from TTOM posts. That makes me a saaaad panda.


But fuck it.... +2.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Those who didn't +2 this masterpiece are truly jealous losers.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Huzzah! I'm involved!

Yay!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 19:07:39 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

at least i didn't have to blow anybody.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You'd think so.

[zip]

...but you'd be wrong.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

at least i didn't have to blow anybody.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You'd think so.

[zip]

...but you'd be wrong.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

at least i didn't have to blow anybody.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

skillz

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 12:18:50 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

You fucker.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOLS aplenty!!!

Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nicely done.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There are no words that I can say here.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh please. You know I'm a monogamous whore.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caulindome.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well if you stopped giving head to everyone maybe you wouldn't miss it so much, SACRILICIOUS.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss my roundhead.

Anansie is so fucking hot.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats (again) on MVA.

Sort it out bart!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You fucker.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Red?



damn it

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOO

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i got bitched at because my Your Going Down story ended with the death of most of Uber. what kind of twat would think it could end any other way? eh? or something. good god I'm fucking bored today.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I could eat mushrooms and huff nitrous for six straight days and still not come up with anything this weird. Well done.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At least I got a line in this one

~Ratingless fuckdonkey.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This had zero sicosemen in it. You fail.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my god, I think I love you!
Utterly awesome.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071121/ap_on_sc/biggest_bug_ever I thought you might enjoy this...now to read your post.


There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with
family, religion, community service. But those were all dead ends. I
think this chair is the answer.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?