Re: Make your own hand turkey whatever-thing (927 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-11-21 13:16:02 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113294
LIVE THE HIGH LIFE.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-21 22:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-21 20:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only because I was threatened.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-21 17:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GET THE SAND OUT BITCH!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
TOO HARSH. accidental caps.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're ALL jagoffs.
And, in some cases, jagons.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do lurve you, limey.
I used to work with a black albino at my last job. He was very interesting looking- much like that girl. Nice guy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Licious is mean. And in luurrrve with me.
http://www.marieclaire.com/world/articles/black-white-skin <---- O.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh my damn. I hope you have some topical ointment, Jake, 'cause you just got burned.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And why are you calling O an albino? HE'S HALF DERKA.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are disqualified - you must be THIS tall to enter
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I could say the same to you about entering me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PPS - Just kidding I totally meant you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well given how much manbatter is thrown your way, yes, I'd say you are indeed the most white.
PS - sorry Licious I was still talking to Jake.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are disqualified - you must be THIS tall to enter
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WIN THE WHITEOFF.
What do I win?
p.s.- white OFF, not ON.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll compare tan lines any day Mart, you pasty albino you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Let's not have a white-off, Powder.
You're about six shades lighter than the background of this website.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O - albinos like you are impotent.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got a full, proper hairline, clean smelling balls and a fair-to-moderate tan.
You're right. I'm not TTOM at all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give you a point today for randomness but YOU'RE NO TTOM.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha.
apparently turkeys have big cocks.
foul punning will result from that i'm sure.
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Turkeys, yes. But not jakes. Jakes have tiny, speckled skindaggers.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha.
apparently turkeys have big cocks.
foul punning will result from that i'm sure.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you can't take 7 minutes of streaming Jessica Alba pics accompanied by The Allman Bros 'Jessica' then don't click this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2-Zqkz74
if you can...spank it off son
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SPINNING STAR KICK
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HADOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEN
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sonic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HADOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEN
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would've done better.
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So do better. Everyone's free to play.
(I could've done better too. Would that I cared.)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
FYI, if you have a hand fetish AND a Street Fighter fetish then might I point out that the hands are arranged in a variation of the famous "Hadoken" move that has befuddled many a would-be hero controlling anyone not named Ken or Ryu.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's thinking "I AM VEDDY HAPPY TO BE HERE!"
kajajay
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would've done better.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, that turkey has a wider spread than noonie's Sarlac-esque vajayjay.
What do I win?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
[skeet]
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO! Is it meeeeeeeee you're looking fooooooor
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cracked me up.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Imma make a goatse with those hands
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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