My Prize Winner (597 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.66 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns-Genetically modified even! (View user info) at 2007-11-21 13:22:52 EST
First off, I must explain my enthusiasm for this contest. I had bought my wife a fancy new mini-vibrator, with a remote control to be used when I was lazy. It unfortunately broke after several months of usage.
I would like to get her a new sex toy, but am too busy to go buy one, and it would make a great Christmas present for her.
PLEASE let me be the winner!
If I win, please contact me through shanek07.at.gmail.com for further prize details.
User Reviews
Submitted by Tjhom (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i heard that some babe died using one of these. But the experience trumped everything that she had ever experienced ever in pleasure. It was the best death ever!
Good luck!
Submitted by LegoSockPuppet (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-23 10:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi, bye.........I'm off to buy one
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 remote control vibe. I introduced someone to mine recently. He was fascinated.
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Aren't they awesome? Especially since men are known for their "channel surfing" habits. It makes a great gift for old-married couples. Or hell, even new dating couples.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 remote control vibe. I introduced someone to mine recently. He was fascinated.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those spots look like my jism.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'M A GIRL I DON'T JIZZ IN MY OWN HAND!!
and the office is also full of women so they cannot jizz in my hand either.
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Squirters, the lot of you.
And you can totally receive a load by cupping your hands together to give the guy a target, and then peck at it with your nose and mouth while making little cheep-cheep noises as if you were a little bird drinking from a puddle of rainwater on some Manhattan side street.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-11-21 14:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for your wife's dildo....
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'M A GIRL I DON'T JIZZ IN MY OWN HAND!!
and the office is also full of women so they cannot jizz in my hand either.
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It's mine. You were sleeping.
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Mystery solved. I didn't posit any theories on how it got there, I was just showing what I found upon further investigation.
Kinda like takin a blacklight to a hotel room.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'M A GIRL I DON'T JIZZ IN MY OWN HAND!!
and the office is also full of women so they cannot jizz in my hand either.
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It's mine. You were sleeping.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'M A GIRL I DON'T JIZZ IN MY OWN HAND!!
and the office is also full of women so they cannot jizz in my hand either.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2-Zqkz74
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-21 13:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since you asked so persistently.