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THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTORCYCLEs (1003 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.09 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Wildman (View user info) at 2007-11-22 02:32:53 EST


When I look at this, I can't help but think someone's packing a half-a-roll of certs.

WOOMPA-WOOMPA-WOOMPA VAROOOOM-WACKA-WACKA-WACKA.jpg (50 kB)

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Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-08 16:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-08 03:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

May I please have some more -2's?

Thank You.

Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-15 05:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That bike sucks

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-27 04:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-26 02:09:16 EST (#)


Ranking: 0


WRONG, but since you can't read the actual file as it's in German.
http://www.harzer-bike-schmiede.de/Bilder/presse/2006-26-5-.jpg

There you can see the actual engine is out of a Tatra with 200 hp or ps as the Germans call it.
She, Big Mama, could reach 150 km/h but the guy doesn't trust her over 70 km/h.
********************************************************************************
Wrong???

My ability to read German, Russian and several other languages is quite proficient despite what of what your small mind unsucessfully assumed*. (*ass out of u...ring a bell?)


HOWEVER YOU FUCKING TROLL!, your ability to even comprehend a simple picture is sorely lacking, undeveloped, or probably nonexistent because YOUR LINK AND ARGUMENT IS BASED ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MOTORCYCLE!!!!!!!!!

BranDo, besides not being able to tell two different motorcycles apart,
you're a fucking Idiot and a troll


punk



Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-26 02:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-24 01:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HBTS and others:

You're right, it's 5 tons in weight and almost 18 ft long.

It uses an engine out of a soviet T55 tank which is rated @ 800+ hp

(I finally found the information on an .ru site)



WRONG, but since you can't read the actual file as it's in German.
http://www.harzer-bike-schmiede.de/Bilder/presse/2006-26-5-.jpg

There you can see the actual engine is out of a Tatra with 200 hp or ps as the Germans call it.
She, Big Mama, could reach 150 km/h but the guy doesn't trust her over 70 km/h.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-24 01:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HBTS and others:

You're right, it's 5 tons in weight and almost 18 ft long.

It uses an engine out of a soviet T55 tank which is rated @ 800+ hp

(I finally found the information on an .ru site)

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-23 13:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I need that

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 15:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that shit looks like it belongs on Waterworld
****

good eye, the CowCatcher must have been removed

Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahh, that's were all my plumbing went!

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-22 12:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

They aren't allowed to drive this thing, and they won't since we all know Germans obey the law.

Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2007-11-22 12:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

that's fucking ridiculous.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-22 12:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

How the hell does one person operate that?

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If you look at it, you'll see that the front stearing isn't a single pivot like normal bikes, but a 3-way. You push one bar, pull the other to turn the front wheel.

It also looks like the gears are controlled like a car, with a couple of levers by the side of the armchair-like saddle instead of a 1v4^ shifter.


That's how it looks to me, anyway.


Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-11-22 12:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

How the hell does one person operate that?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that shit looks like it belongs on Waterworld

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahaha

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

whatever it is, its a motorcycle.
so +2

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Big Mama" is built out of 10 cars and has 200 hp.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ratbikes rule.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that sucker needs some rustoleum.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wish I could give you more info. dude, but don't seem to have the paper from yesterday no more!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thank you HBTS, I was just about to start on the .ru sites until my fingers started to cramp

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The engine came out of a Russian tank or something. It was in the paper yesterday.

Weighs like, 5 tonnes or something ridiculous, and takes about 4 people to drive.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My mother-in-law was a teenager in Berlin during WWII. Good times, from what I hear.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i can't figure out the engine, i thought it might have been an old RR aircraft motor but it's 4 cylinders short
then i thought Jag, but the single rocker-arm panel queers that. plus it's too small

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This plus 2 is from my wife, who, if she were awake, would have plenty to say about this bike. I'll show it to her tomorrow. I'll only say...I knew it was German before seeing the sign on the bike because I saw the haircuts in the background first.


Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing
out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.

-- Homer Simpson
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