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Submitted by briokid666.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-11-22 04:35:16 EST
We brew the best stout in Texas, hands down. We use only the purest stagnant bayou water, unfiltered, and we milk Water Moccasins of their poison to make sure you fall down without regretting it. Our recipes are impromptu, our methods are barbaric, and our tastes are honed to perfection. This is not a clear easy domestic pilsner or a Eurotrash dark import. This is another breed of booze. This is the best beer in Houston. This stout is the sweat of the Astros, the concrete of I-45, and the love for a city that the rest of the country ignores. This is Bayou City Stout, and if you don't like it, you got no damn taste.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-29 05:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whats this america v. europe horseshit?
unless you were personally involved in making any of it, you can fuck the fuck right off.
people like you are whats wrong with humanity.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-27 04:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything's bigger than your penis in Texas!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 03:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look how feisty you are.
How cute.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-11-27 02:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you fuckin' retards.
The best stout WITHIN Texas, not the best stout IS IN Texas.
Fuck off back to europe, CHAP, this doesn't involve you.
By the way, America is totally kicking the shit out of Europe in brewing right now. Real Ale (from Texas), Dogfish head, Rogue, and Great Divide have dominated every INTERNATIONAL competition for the last half decade. Meanwhile, Guinness is being OVERbrewed in Canada. That's an insult to Canadian brewers. So fuck you and your stale eurotrash slop.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stout?
from texas?
amerikan beer.
best in the world?
umm, no.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 For Phallic_Cymbals review :)
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-22 07:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the only thing to come out of texas are steers and queers
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i wear a mask on my face so i wont catch a case. keepin it low key, dont nobody know me.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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We brew da bomb stout in Texas, hands down. We use only da purest stagnant bayou water, unfiltered, an' we's milk Water Moccasins o' they poison ta make sure ya fall down without regretting it. Our recipes iz impromptu, our methods iz barbaric, an' our tastes iz honed ta perfection. This iz not uh clear easy domestic pilsner or uh Eurotrash dark import. This iz another breed o' booze. This iz da bomb colt 45 in Houston. This stout iz da sweat o' da Astros, da concrete o' I-45, an' da love fo' uh city dat da rest o' da country ignores. This iz Bayou City Stout, an' if ya don' like it, ya got nahh damn taste what the fuck sup now?
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We brew the best stout in Texas, hands down.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"We brew the best stout in Texas, hands down."
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You know this to be wrong don't you?
Texas and Stout. Not really seeing it there chap. Need to go to the land of the Golden Leprechaun for the best stout. Texas should stick to horses.