Thanksgiving Celebration: A Whole Bunch of Turkeys. (1123 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-11-22 05:33:10 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113294
In other news, I'll be 22 next Saturday.
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 17:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been cooking and drinking for four hours. +2s for all.
ps, didn't read it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 16:12:18 EST (#)
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Thanks Axolotl. I am camwhoring again soon, so you might wanna stay off Uber a while. Moo oink.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-22 15:58:05 EST (#)
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Whoever that is on the thumb looks like something you'd come across in a slaughterhouse.
Me and pen_name should exchange accounts, just to switch things up.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:16:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:05:44 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:31:48 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:14:04 GMT (#)
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I'm the coolest
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You're the bluest
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Dont you mean gayest?
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Well played sir.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:05:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:31:48 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:14:04 GMT (#)
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I'm the coolest
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You're the bluest
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Dont you mean gayest?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:55:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:48:06 GMT (#)
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who's the one with his mouth open?
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Sicosemen.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:48:06 EST (#)
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who's the one with his mouth open?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:31:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:14:04 GMT (#)
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I'm the coolest
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You're the bluest.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:14:04 EST (#)
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I'm the coolest
easily
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 12:45:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 16:14:27 GMT (#)
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My cock is so hard right now.
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Given the angle of your bizarrely shaped head, I'm sure you could ask Jake to give you a reach around.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My cock is so hard right now.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so fucking tired......,
Hello, is it Friday yet?
oh, and very nice.... what was I saying?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking brilliance.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:08:38 EST (#)
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Dont you get Time Outs and Crunchies?? Tell you what I will send you some, you can never have too many.
Sounds a grand event to me, if I were you I would drink lots of wine and spout nonsense.
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I need to try the wine and nonsense thing.
What?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:09:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:58:48 EST (#)
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I think you have mentioned it enough times, however I believe Orphelia and Drogo have overtaken myself in the perverted stakes.
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I'm not a pervert. I'm misunderstood. All my comments are innocent it is just Uber that turns them into some sick nastyness. Shame on you All!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:08:38 EST (#)
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Dont you get Time Outs and Crunchies?? Tell you what I will send you some, you can never have too many.
Sounds a grand event to me, if I were you I would drink lots of wine and spout nonsense.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No way- that chocolate is MINE.
I made pumpkin mousse and I'm also bringing the salad and bread and things. Since everyone else will be vying for oven time, they specifically asked me not to make anything I'd need to cook. I hope that's not a hint..I usually make sweet potato casserole.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:00:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:58:19 GMT (#)
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I'm leaving the labor intensive cooking to the family so that I can have a guinness or two with my Irish friends who are in. I'm making dessert:)
(..If they didn't bring me Crunchies and Timeout, they're DEAD to me.)
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So your desert is giving them the chocolote bars they bring??
Oh and ignore hurty he's jealous.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:58:48 EST (#)
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I think you have mentioned it enough times, however I believe Orphelia and Drogo have overtaken myself in the perverted stakes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:58:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:50:10 EST (#)
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Oh Sacrilicious you are so rude!
Have you stuffed your turkey yet?
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I'm leaving the labor intensive cooking to the family so that I can have a guinness or two with my Irish friends who are in. I'm making dessert:)
(..If they didn't bring me Crunchies and Timeout, they're DEAD to me.)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:57:41 EST (#)
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I just thought people should know. If they hadn't worked it out already.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:55:01 EST (#)
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Your point is??
Im a general pervert too by the way.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:54:12 EST (#)
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INTERNET PERVERTS BELOW.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:50:10 EST (#)
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Oh Sacrilicious you are so rude!
Have you stuffed your turkey yet?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shall we claim it? I mean we used to claim contries by just putting a flag down, lets take Uber.
*digs my union jack flag in Uber*
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Is that what you're calling it these days?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:21:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:15:06 GMT (#)
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Shall we claim it? I mean we used to claim contries by just putting a flag down, lets take Uber.
*digs my union jack flag in Uber*
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We should make our own flag. This could be a phenomenal uber-Collaboration.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:17:17 EST (#)
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Damn. Orphelia is fucking hot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:15:06 EST (#)
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Shall we claim it? I mean we used to claim contries by just putting a flag down, lets take Uber.
*digs my union jack flag in Uber*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:13:15 EST (#)
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This is great, it's like Britain has taken over Uber for a day!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:11:58 EST (#)
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twit
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:10:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:01:40 GMT (#)
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she just needs to look my way to be saved
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By saved, of course, he means dies an untimely death thus negating the need to look at hideous Brits.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:01:40 EST (#)
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she just needs to look my way to be saved
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:47:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:44:42 GMT (#)
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I always think Noonie looks terrified in that picture, though just WHAT could terrify her I dread to think
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She is turned towards my freakishly malformed head. She can probably catch a glimpse of Fakey as well.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:47:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:44:42 EST (#)
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I always think Noonie looks terrified in that picture, though just WHAT could terrify her I dread to think
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I think anyone in the middle of that lot would look pretty scared hahaha
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:46:58 EST (#)
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I hadn't read it, but at first glance it's a little preposterous. You couldn't get a gay guy with a massive penis. You don't have that kind of charisma.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:44:42 EST (#)
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I always think Noonie looks terrified in that picture, though just WHAT could terrify her I dread to think
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:40:53 EST (#)
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pen_name, obviously you didn't read my greatest work, it reveals my true username:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111651
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pen dude talks sense
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:36:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 07:18:06 EST (#)
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BOO FUCKING HOO BELOW.
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My name is not Boo and I was not fucking Hoo...at least not below...if you know what I'm saying. Behind maybe. Not below, unless you're thinking of us standing...not that I'm admitting to having intercourse with Hoo, but if I were and if she were standing, then yes, her female parts--or part, rather, since women only really have one female part that's unique to their sex not including internal organs, which, if you think about it, wouldn't really present themselves to the naked(no pun intended) eye--would be south of the head, but that's irrelevant because I'm talking about third imput, sodomy if you will. That's neither here nor there, strictly speaking. It's moot. Moot because I'd be nailing her patoot. Hoo that is.
But I'm not Boo, and Hoo isn't into butt love, so whatever.
p.s. HurtByTheDickUpMyAss would be a much better name. Like Cheerios, because you wake up and and have cereal and say, "wow, look at that bowl of o's! Cheerio to me!" Just like that, only with you, the name has to be more about getting violated anally.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:35:11 EST (#)
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That Iggy Pop link was hilarious!!
+2 for life.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:30:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:30:26 EST (#)
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Count three either side, it is you!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:29:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:28:10 GMT (#)
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Especially the one in the middle. Huh!
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Noonie or myself?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:28:10 EST (#)
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Especially the one in the middle. Huh!
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2007-11-22 08:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
THEY'RE HIDEOUS!!
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-22 07:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 07:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Out with the old, in with the new.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 07:18:06 EST (#)
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BOO FUCKING HOO BELOW.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:58:37 EST (#)
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wow. i'm reaching the "who the hell are these people" stage of my uber life. Next comes acceptance that this site is all but dead to me, then posting my password with an accompanying picture of a dachshund roller blading.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:36:15 EST (#)
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why can't I spell 'breasts'
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:30:40 EST (#)
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i'm also extremely upset that my head has not been digitally attached to an eight fingered hand.
i had breats on my hands this morning.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmm mine too.
What?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:25:50 EST (#)
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my hands have breats on them as often as i can.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:24:07 EST (#)
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Also, as if this wasn't entertaining enough for you:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1004061iggypop1.html
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:23:09 EST (#)
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I waxed my navel once. Fucking horrifyingly painful.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:19:30 EST (#)
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Not after the wax I am not.
I am not a plucker.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:17:11 EST (#)
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Who are you? Bart Cummings?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:15:41 EST (#)
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I am going for an eyebrow wax today.
Most painful thing ever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:12:17 EST (#)
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Ok 12:10 tommorrow this bush is getting a trim
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:06:09 EST (#)
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That reminds me , I must phone up for a haircut.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:05:49 EST (#)
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I didn't know Hurty and Red were brothers.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:03:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:01:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:00:18 GMT (#)
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I agree Orphelia should be the breast, She did say that she has a fine pair so this should be redone Hurty. But then people will be nasty about 1 post a day to you.
Ems hair is wicked like that, but all you did was cut around the outline of his normal hair so why is he upset.
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Dude, if your fucking hands have breasts on them, then maybe it's time you had a little surgery?
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But you said it was a turkey? I am all confused, surely people on the intraweb dont lie?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:01:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:00:18 GMT (#)
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I agree Orphelia should be the breast, She did say that she has a fine pair so this should be redone Hurty. But then people will be nasty about 1 post a day to you.
Ems hair is wicked like that, but all you did was cut around the outline of his normal hair so why is he upset.
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Dude, if your fucking hands have breasts on them, then maybe it's time you had a little surgery?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:00:18 EST (#)
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I agree Orphelia should be the breast, She did say that she has a fine pair so this should be redone Hurty. But then people will be nasty about 1 post a day to you.
Ems hair is wicked like that, but all you did was cut around the outline of his normal hair so why is he upset.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:58:02 EST (#)
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I am the drumstick. I soooo should be the breast.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:55:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:53:11 GMT (#)
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I like how you butchered my haircut too
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If you honestly think I was going to cut through that mountain range of Brylcreem, you were deluded.
To be fair, I did know it would upset you. I giggled as I did it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:55:07 EST (#)
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riddle me this, batman, why doesnt anybody ever put me on turkey fingers.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:53:11 EST (#)
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I like how you butchered my haircut too
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:49:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:37:45 EST (#)
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true but a little bit of subtle adjustment would of been nice but I agree with drogos comment oh and Dragqueenoroch wheres my story?
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This afternoon Em be patient I actually have some work to do this AM bloody work nazis.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:45:48 EST (#)
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I have the shiniest head. Radioactive.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:45:12 EST (#)
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2 complaints already. Flawless victory.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:44:10 EST (#)
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Orphelia you have the fattest head.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:43:45 EST (#)
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The thumb makes me look fat. Why am I on the fattest digit?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:43:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:36:10 EST (#)
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quality positioning of Sico methinks
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:42:28 EST (#)
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enjoy my (non-existing) virtual finger.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:42:01 EST (#)
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gay
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:41:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:38:03 GMT (#)
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Drogo is on Uberdirectory. I use it as porn.
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My god, you're right! What a handsome fellow!
*Ejaculates*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:38:58 EST (#)
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Why did you put that geeky nerd with his nhs specs and facial hair that hides his deformoties on there??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:38:03 EST (#)
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Drogo is on Uberdirectory. I use it as porn.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:37:45 EST (#)
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true but a little bit of subtle adjustment would of been nice but I agree with drogos comment oh and Dragqueenoroch wheres my story?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:37:17 EST (#)
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Drogo, I didn't know you had a camwhore? Would have used it if I had!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:37:01 EST (#)
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I see Hurtys head is unscathed. Well, haircut aside.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:36:24 EST (#)
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Look at the originals mate, they were never there.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:36:10 EST (#)
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Hmm no me!! Still quality positioning of Sico methinks
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:35:16 EST (#)
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What on earth did you do to my chin and orphelias head??