Happy Thanksgiving (1244 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.47 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2007-11-22 13:40:16 EST
Here ya go:
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like the pink goo in Ghostbusters II.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-23 08:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd rape a nun as long as she had a nice ass.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-23 06:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-23 00:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
balls
Submitted by CouldNotThinkOfAName (user info) at 2007-11-22 23:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<GLEE>
+2 because I just found out that the fire trucks I heard nearby earlier were around because the dickhead down the road who lets his kids ride their ATVs through the hurricane ditch behind my house despite not only the local laws but also being directed to stop by the property owners on both sides managed to tip over his propane turkey fryer and burn his garage, two of his his cars, and the two ATVs a few hours ago.
</GLEE... nah, not done being gleeful yet
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Pics please.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-22 22:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<GLEE>
+2 because I just found out that the fire trucks I heard nearby earlier were around because the dickhead down the road who lets his kids ride their ATVs through the hurricane ditch behind my house despite not only the local laws but also being directed to stop by the property owners on both sides managed to tip over his propane turkey fryer and burn his garage, two of his his cars, and the two ATVs a few hours ago.
</GLEE... nah, not done being gleeful yet
Submitted by CouldNotThinkOfAName (user info) at 2007-11-22 21:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like condensed rosie o'Donnell arse fat.
Thanks for ruining my lunch fucko. :D
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
just returning the favor...
that and this was unappetizing.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like the pink goo in Ghostbusters II.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 18:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico, Rosie has everything you ever wanted: Class, brains, and charisma. Fuckwad.
Bwaahahahahahahaha. bubba, this proves how utterly hopeless you are. One of my intangible farts has more class, brains, and charisma than that hog would ever imagine.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 17:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 16:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because Bubba shown me that ratings are everything. Bubba, you'd +2 Rosie O'Donnell if she was an uberite.
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You bet I would. Better her than you, you fucking moronic piece of dogshit. Sico, Rosie has everything you ever wanted: Class, brains, and charisma. Fuckwad.
When will you understand that you are a fucking fool???
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 17:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been cooking and drinking for four hours. +2s for all.
ps, didn't read it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 16:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because Bubba shown me that ratings are everything. Bubba, you'd +2 Rosie O'Donnell if she was an uberite.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 15:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 15:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, do you love me? How couldn't you is the better question. The formula is: you are unfunny + old = you lose
I WIN!
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Show me shining examples of your humor, dipshit. And while you're at it, stop giving 0s to a post by someone smarter than you could ever hope to be.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 15:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Getting old completely, totally, utterly, unquestionably sucks manballs.
Funny how the young never think it'll happen to them.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 15:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, do you love me? How couldn't you is the better question. The formula is: you are unfunny + old = you lose
I WIN!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba is to funny what rape is to a nun.
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I don't give a FUCK what you consider funny. If I want funny I'll look at your face or your dick. Get off the fucking funny bandwagon, you unoriginal dipshit. Method started that, and you cannot think of anything new, so you regurgitate the same worthless shit. Get a new line, you brain-dead suckboy. God, people like you make me hurl.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in Michigan. And yeah. It snows 365 days a year. Hyuck!
I'd rape a nun as long as she had a nice ass.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba is to funny what rape is to a nun.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's snowing again. Bitchin'.
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Aren't you in Minnow-soda? It snows 365 days a year, don't it?
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:01:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought everyone could appreciate spam.
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I'm a vegetarian Scottish asshole!
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ATTN: Everyone
Hurty has finally come out of the closet, so let's all give a round of applause.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's snowing again. Bitchin'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean he hasn't already?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fuck you, fruit displayer!
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You'd fuck a dead skunk that had been lying in the hot sun for three days. :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smell the Thanksgiving heat.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
spill, whose got the fruit dudes?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fuck you, fruit displayer!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he is a fag btw
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Hurty a fag? Who cares. He is a worthless asshole who always keeps in practice. Even when you try to be polite, he's a prick. Fuck him.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck emus
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you didn't think to send them to me. I'm emo, but in a strong, masculine way.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*weeps faggot tears, catches them in an envelope and sends them to chaosjester*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he is a fag btw
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WIFEY.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I slammed some trim last night....it was Hurty!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my previous wives was a redhead. That chick was industrious as hell, but she could be goddamned hardcore if she didn't get her way.
She had green eyes, too.
Not sure what the point of mentioning that is...
OH YEAH! Internet bragging!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:18:39 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to agree. Hmmmm. Maybe you're not a fag after all?
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Well, I do have a girlfriend. She's made of porcelain and very delicate.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to agree. Hmmmm. Maybe you're not a fag after all?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:15:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, are Scotish women easy? I don't think I'd like to fuck Cookielass, but I do have a thing for redheads. Are there a lot of redheaded broads over there?
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Scottish women are easy as long as they're drunk. The rest of the time they're vicious cunts. There are a lot of redheads, but a better look is the dark hair, pale skin and blue eyes. Not goth, just Celtic. Fucking beautiful.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Posture this?
Do you get your lines from fucking Steven Segal movies or something?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, are Scotish women easy? I don't think I'd like to fuck Cookielass, but I do have a thing for redheads. Are there a lot of redheaded broads over there?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys lets all sing a song!
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hpayy thanksgiving, whore~
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:09:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck off, Hurt.
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Seriously? Internet posturing will get you everywhere.
*****
The Director can be proud of making people happy. You seem to delight in being a moron. It's genetic. You can't help it. Posture this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:11:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha. made me chuckle hurty, you fag.
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I'm just calling it like I see it. Hang tough Shirley.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:11:03 EST (#)
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It always baffles me why more new people dont join Uber
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha. made me chuckle hurty, you fag.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:09:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck off, Hurt.
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Seriously? Internet posturing will get you everywhere.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:07:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I'm not having any turkey. In fact I'm going hungry today except for coffee and smokes. I may go to the office later and have something there, though.
Yeah. The office. Being a waiter isn't the only thing I do, sheep-fucker.
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By 'office' you mean the glory hole in your local dive. It follows then, that by 'something' you mean manfat.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck off, Hurt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba please dont stir the scary mixed gay veggie that is hurty, he has feelings
for goats
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmm. Meatballs. Mmmmmmm.
Actually I'm turning into a pretty good waiter. I take a childish pride in seeing people happy with their service/meals.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:06:54 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty's being a Scotish asshole today, not giving thanks for anything.
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You're being redundant again. . .
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
OH LORD YOU'RE HILARIOUS, A VERITABLE WIT OF AGES. PLEASE, LET ME TOUCH YOU THAT MY BODY MIGHT BE IMBUED WITH SIMILAR POWER!!!
Twat.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I'm not having any turkey. In fact I'm going hungry today except for coffee and smokes. I may go to the office later and have something there, though.
Yeah. The office. Being a waiter isn't the only thing I do, sheep-fucker.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im not sure if i would like director as my waiter, he would do unmentionable things to my meatballs.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty's being a Scotish asshole today, not giving thanks for anything.
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You're being redundant again. . .
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing wrong with being American, or Scotish, or Chinese, or Mexican, or whatever. Just luck of the draw.
Nothing wrong with being a waiter, either. See above.
It gets me by.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam is so called because its spiced ham,thats your thanksgiving fact/
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fry it until it's nearly black and eat it on bread with so much mustard that you nearly gag.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2 things I will give thanks for:
Not being American
Not being a waiter
(Sorry, couldn't resist. Enjoy your ferrets and turkey.)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you got the asshole bit right.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But what if I HAVE eaten it and it was so bad I blocked it out like a child rape victim? What am I getting myself into? Not only will I repeat a horrible experience, but the act of repeating it may bring the horrible memories of the FIRST experience bubbling to the surface! But I can't turn back now! I have to know for sure. I MUST EAT SPAM! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!!
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This guy is seriously cracking me up today. GAWD I'm bored.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-22 19:01:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought everyone could appreciate spam.
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I'm a vegetarian Scottish asshole!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I think about it, I'm not sure I've ever eaten Spam. I mean, I think I have...or at least some kind of canned ham product. I remember eating hamsteak MRE's in the field and I'd certainly have to say that's close enough.
I think I'm going to go buy a can of Spam now. It's iconic. I have to have some under circumstances for which I'll remember the experience.
But what if I HAVE eaten it and it was so bad I blocked it out like a child rape victim? What am I getting myself into? Not only will I repeat a horrible experience, but the act of repeating it may bring the horrible memories of the FIRST experience bubbling to the surface! But I can't turn back now! I have to know for sure. I MUST EAT SPAM! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought everyone could appreciate spam.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty's being a Scotish asshole today, not giving thanks for anything.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, (Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!) Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, (Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!) Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
(Whew. Typing this song is making me hungry.)
Spam, Spam, (Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!) Spam, Spam
(And so it goes. I'm off to get some Spam, Spam, egg, and Spam.)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
spam spam spam spam spam spam
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Urgh.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's too bad. I thought a ferret might make a good cat toy. Maybe a bunny.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They have uneasy skirmishes. The ferrets just don't give a fuck. One of the cats howls whenever they come near her. The other just swats at them, and sniffs them.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-22 13:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're just cute as a little button.