Skanky Senga's Wee Black Dress (937 hits)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (View user info) at 2007-11-23 09:16:10 EST
Skanky Senga walked into the room. All heads turned. She looked stunning. Normally she wore just ordinary clothes, but she had made an effort this time, as it was the Lord Campbell McDonald McHaggletooth's cocktail party.
Skanky Senga usually wore quite short little pink satin dresses, little frilly girlie numbers which revealed her lovely thighs, dresses to tease the town's perverts and numerous sex offenders, and always without knickers. But tonight she was sophisticated and elegant. The men's jaws dropped and they drooled uncontrollably onto the Lord Campbell McDonald McHaggletooth's new Axminster carpet.
Senga was wearing her new wee black dress. It was cut daringly low at the front and (with a little bit of skill) you could see her nipples protruding over the top. At the back it soared down to her natal cleft and you could practically smell what she had eaten for breakfast.
The skirt was so short that, even standing up, 75% of her buttocks were exposed when she bent down to pat the Lord Campbell McDonald McHaggletooth's ugly Scottish terrier puppy, Haggis. And the front of her skirt was carefully hiked up so as to expose the pouch of her thong, with a couple of dozen stray pubic hairs hanging out each side.
The local Roman Catholic priest, Father Hunt, got such a big erection that he had to nip out to the Lord Campbell McDonald McHaggletooth's toilet and give himself a quick one off the wrist. He spilled some religious sperm on his cassock but never noticed, so excited was he at the image of Skanky Senga which burned in his cortex.
The Lord Campbell McDonald McHaggletooth's wife, the spectacularly ugly Lady McHaggletooth, was so annoyed that Skanky Senga had upstaged her that she spat a mouthful of alcoholic phlegm at her. It missed and landed on her crippled, blind mother, who fell out of her wheelchair with surprise.
Nigel was entranced by the sight of his heroine but his artificial leg was giving him gyp that day so he was unable to get sufficiently excited to obtain a reliable stiffy for long enough to allow him to go for a hot climax with-in his skid marked, crusty y-fronts.
But Skanky Senga was oblivious to all these sad goings on. She was so proud to be seen wearing her new black dress. The one she had borrowed from her father. He would not be needing it for some time as he was just beginning another two year stretch for child abuse.
The End
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hott
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wowzaa
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-11-24 18:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like you've been spending too much time in the GUU.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who is Karen?
It won't surprise many people, but I have a dress like the one described.
Oh, and i took one off 'cos you said you were glad England lost. Not very neighborly.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-24 10:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Karen, you do know I'm gonna have to kill you... you bitch!!
hahaha
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to defer that honour unto Method.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:36:49 EST (#)
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So, which one of you are in charge of doing the "Chad Chamley Memorial Outing" post for this stupid twathole?
DO IT!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-23 13:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not Edna Sweetlove. You're Chad Chamley.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-23 13:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what a party
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-23 12:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're Edna Sweetlove?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-23 12:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-23 09:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to meet a Skanky Senga one day.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-23 09:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
An accurate account of young Scottish womanhood. Luckily, my girlfriend is half Irish so she's a bit classier than a full Scot. Sadly though this combination also means that she's drunk 24 hours a day.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-23 09:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Disgusting.